Conjoined twins

[redflooch]

Haha. What an idiot

[sexxysony]

video was great til u said Granite....wtf....smh

[Nirvanainspiredme]

We shouldn't take ourselves for GRANTED! Granite is a rock

[horserider723]

I don't take myself for a rock :)

[daisyamber123]

Did u say we shouldn't take our lives for "granite"? Seriosuly? LOOOL! FAIL. xD

[cieronic]

@daisyamber123 LOL!!

[waffleman512]

it must be hell shoping for clothes

[maikol360able]

Ouch



[MrGish1]

I am so grateful im not as big of an idiot as the person who made this video

[ArabianNights91]

0:42 mmmm *moans id fuck & blow those 2 soo bad that they conjoined dicks will turn red and jizzless and mmmmm ;D hehe i wouldnt mind fucking a conjoined sexy ass mutha fucka i'd do it till they split and be fucking my pussy all over em mmmm ;D hehehehe

[TheMaddogjake]

at 0.30.....stitch that jimmy.lol

[Diamondgruff]

Granite lmao thats what my kitche counter is made of!

[bunchaburgers]

Poor twins

[aochoa309]

this issad and mest up

[uncleXtralarge]

It must be akward to masterbate!

[themassivemidget369]

honey badger dont give a shit

[MrCriticize]

"take ourselves for granite" that creased me up lol

[saultube44]

They're not deformed dumbass, they are co-joined.

[Kn1gHtMaRe00]

What, no Demogorgon?

[davidculbertson18]

I guess we don't know what mineral we're made of~

[sawinmeadows671]

1:01---- just plain funny!

[nofatchxplzthx]

btw its "take ourselves for GRANTED"

[drobles394]

ouch!! it would hurt bad to give birth to conjoined twins. sad

[Lolaishkool]

A Llama? :o

[dogmugga1]

@Lolaishkool INTRESTING

[Lolaishkool]

@dogmugga1 Did you see the llama!?

[Archer7Tadayoshi]

Terrible choice of song :(

[friendlyoreo]

@Archer7Tadayoshi I was thinking the same thing...so wrong...though I do see the irony.

[TheMadman224]

D: they have to

[TheMadman224]

this is soo scary O:! :( i feel sry for em

[anyasini96]

good choice for music

[zoeykillah]

:58 they would have their dolls stuck together

[confusdsincbirth]

You guys are really correcting the mistake of "for granite" about 5 years later..? Do you think he doesn't know theres a mess up?

[Michaelknotts70]

you need to committ suicide,,,please

[WHATTHEPOOP99]

what if one has to puke

[JBKiller103]

It says you will soon be making a new video. Since this was posted in 2006, I highly doubt that.

[Boss5893]

@JBKiller103 hahaha that made my day.

[ItalianMafiaMongol]

That's tight, people with something wrong with them and you make a video/slide show with that fucking music, sick backstard-.-

[Pingijno]

How do they shit?

[MrOsoco]

What The fuckn song? 

[buTTers29851]

how do u pee

[MrCatmandew2]

its not granite you dumbass,its granted.what a dumbass you are!

[xxjonkoxx]

@MrCatmandew2

Ah fuck you! you're from the grammar police or something?

Dumbass...

[firetooIs]

ALL of the creatures shown in the video should be sentenced to death by firing squad and then burned!!!!!

[will201030]

@firetooIs i was going to say something slightly offensive, a little bit of banter maybe...but this? what is wrong with you?

[VLGCombat]

@firetooIs Everyone ignore this cunthole fuckhead. He is trying to attract attention. Got that?

[MegaSchoolGirl1]

@VLGCombat yea ikr he's been battling me for ages

[pointofviewification]

please dont use ep song

[pabstbluehipster]

those bitches can get some deep dick oh yeah

[Killyou2day666]

In Sparta these beautiful people would be thrown over the cliff

[ZanujAdonis]

is that aby and britny?

[foreverflowerpower]

must be pritty wired going for a pee :P

[oDafne29o]

0:24 that's so sweet

[MrJoshhuaaa]

what if you need a shit or a wank?

[Retcrow]

I don't take my selve for granite it's just wrong.

[chrispthatshit]

FOR GRANITE!!

[nizzytt]

Wow. Way out in left field with the music choices.

[richgirl480]

this is so sad :'(

[oromuisca]

I don't take myself for "granite!" gaafaaa, the word should have been "granted" in the subtitle. I was also wondering like KMWadeProductions about the 1st twin's ability to urinate or deficate..wouldn't they just die from "not being able to go to the bathroom"? Dispite all the difficulties these people face, they seem emotioanally resillient! Hat's off to 'em!

[LawBayBe]

Was anyone else confused when Usher started playing?

[vpz3sgirl]

Isn't that the Pushmi-Pullyu from Dr. Doolittle?

[JeffersonDinedAlone]

As if life isn't fucked enough.

[bicebiz]

Horrible choice for the song!

[Sarah17431]

This music is a bit .. in appropriot ?

[maskusi]

1:00 fucking random

[thisheartisfluid]

actually, these people aren't deformed...they are very, clearly formed. ever heard of natural variation?

[KMWadeProductions]

4 the 1st one, how do they pee?

[sparklemeaw]

@KMWadeProductions they pee inside each other!!

[ImEvolve]

*Granted

[amkadiego]

they all look so happy =D

[funkymunky12360]

lol granite? more like granted... or marble...

[funkymunky12360]

lol granite? more like granted... or marble...

[TheAndreaCandia]

I'm a Twin :O ok but Iim joined with my sister :)

[labula]

Why do we take ourselves for granite? ROFL.

[charlottewhitton]

I don't know which I like the least, your video, your spelling, or your punctuation.

[BustyMoondust]

@BllqccPillz80 Kay...you're talking to yourself. Listen kid, just stop trolling. There is some stuff you should just leave alone. This is a tribute to conjoined people. You may not approve of it but it doesn't mean you should put hateful and to some people hurtful comments. If you don't like it, make a video about it. Even at thirteen you should know respect for others. You may be excused from stupid things but lack of respect and manner. Nada kid.

[MisfitMcguigan]

@BustyMoondust couldn't have said it better myself!

[MisfitMcguigan]

@BllqccPillz80

wow i do believe you're thirteen. seriously, go do your grammar homework, kid.

your*

you*

your*

mommy*

[MisfitMcguigan]

@BllqccPillz80 being 13 has nothing to do with your horrendous spelling though.

[SuperHockeygoalie]

@BllqccPillz80

....why? ...why would you kill a living breathing person?

[gracexcon]

masturbating must be awkward

[saschiver]

granite? atleast get the spelling close

[Chaoitcme]

Way to fuck up your video with the idiotic miswording of granite instead of granted. 

[arieloz]

take our selves for granite??? lol, I have never thought of myself as a piece of stone.

[SianyWorld]

xD *soon* you will be coming out with a new vid ITS GONE 4 YEARS FOR FUCK SAKE >:/

[esemti91]

@1245chester Everybody has a right to live no matter there conditions...... God Loves You Now matter what!

[TheCleetz]

0:40, ur turn to masterbate

[packlakedm]

@TheCleetz lol... would that be considered gay if you jerked off in front of or at the same time with your conjoined twin?

[SaltwaterAir1]

@1245chester mmmm......i don't think i could bring myself to abort a baby even to keep it from going through life as a freak....most--not all but most--conjoined twins can be surgically separated.

[DubstepIsBetter99]

hahahaha take ourselves for granite! thats the hardest ive laughed all day!!!

[pasha94ps3]

THATS WHY U HAVE TO USE CONDOM!! Sory for all that people!!

[kalan5000]

wow.. i got here .. wait .. how do i got here? i thought this was Ipad 2 , review ... fck

[Megzrocksyoursocks]

I love the song, well not the second one but mmm :)

[inogi339]

Good song!

[SophieLovesHCO]

I have seen the documentary about when the first twins turned 16 (the two like 11 year old girls at the very beginning)

[kyKiMO]

what's with this gay music on such a serious problem?!

[xlDemonCruxZ]

Conjoined people eh..? Truly a sight to see. Extraordinary indeed. Although it might be the most pleasant looking.

[Craigz1996]

I'm lucky I sure ain't like that! God must love me! Just kidding god is fake too. But I still arn't like them :D

[ToungePunchYourMom]

@Craigz1996 trololololololololololololol

[PlaySteamGames]

What if they need to pee?Did you think about that O_o ?

[kookie23kiki23]

@PlaySteamGames i totally thought that too

[sr000g111]

granite? Honey, you need to take an English class. It's "granted." Granite is a type of rock.

[XXPENCHEXX]

1:07 did you mean sepreate twins?

[minislayer40]

haha nice choice of music



[bochdigity]

shows conjoined twins then tries to make us feel bad but it makes jokes right in the video with lama....fuck you.

[MegaSeanTV]

lol i laughed when i saw all kinds of sad people, and then i hear elvis? lol

[eljugadorloco]

I PLAY PING PONG

[W3DAPEOPLE]

Granite.... So im supose to be a Counter top :'(

[Spugaluga]

honestly. you cant spell check?

[PrianaShow1010]

Nice Song -___-

[heylilly1]

@singingstacey1983 it's a joke that has awesome potential for a pun I call dibsies!

[Jojoseelye]

Hhahahahahahahaha. Taking my life for granite... Hahahha

[Argiroulaki]

im sorry,but what's the reason of living like this? i know you don;'t like what i say and i know that everyone has the chance to live however they want, but this is not a normal life..:(

[TheDumplingQueen]

What's the llama doing in the video of conjoined "PEOPLE"?

[nigelinoooo]

@TheDumplingQueen The title actally says conjoined twins so it could be anything as long as it is conjoined and twins. the one at 0:28 aren't twins so thats kinda weird.

[chloet1507]

@nigelinoooo

ummm actually, twins dont have to be identical, they have to be in the womb at the same time so uh, yeh, they are twins, and they are conjoined so they were definately in the womb together. sooo no its not kinda weird..... :)

[Lynneya123]

@TheDumplingQueen Well it says TWINS, not PEOPLE.

[moejoe987654321]

@TheDumplingQueen they stopped being people after the midget / conjoined twin war of 1892... the midgets were victorious....

[FoxyGrandpa690]

@TheDumplingQueen It says "conjoined twins" not people, derp.

[Musicvidretards]

@TheDumplingQueen actually it says conjoined TWINS.. haha

[shorty95ify]

@TheDumplingQueen you mean "Conjoined Twins"

[xveegerx]

@TheDumplingQueen  Good question! I'm just relieved a segment of the "Human Centipede" wasn't included! ::gagfactor::

[stargaze52]

@TheDumplingQueen its a video of conjoined TWINS not people

[bidefordrfc]

@TheDumplingQueen

Thats not a llama!!!!! its a "Push me pull you" geez hasn't anyone ever seen the original Dr Dolittle, education system these days! *tut*

[JDizzleMyShizzle]

@TheDumplingQueen, The video's called conjoined twins not conjoined people.

Nothing wrong with conjoined llama's anyway.

[LovableLilKitty]

@TheDumplingQueen it says conjoined twins not people

[bridget2695]

@TheDumplingQueen ur sick

[Firey216876Asia]

@TheDumplingQueen It's about Conjoined Twins

[VLGCombat]

@TheDumplingQueen No one said people... where do you see people.

[singinstacey1983]

Ummm... granite is a type of rock - you might think of changing it to say "granted" as would be correct. On second thought, the video is pretty awful - maybe you should just remove the whole thing.

[mariaeliza8]

i would hate to be stuck to someone, i would have no privacy!

[S1rkooli0]

I don't take life for granite I take it for marble

[sairaj1]

@S1rkooli0 haahahaaa granite?? hahaa granted.*

[grasytkd]

:O

[danielhyunable]

0:43 how do those guys go to the bathroom?? (urinate) seeing that they are stuck directly facing each other...

[msroxas101assassin]

Its like u think its funny being like that! Its like u take deformed people as a joke! Ur fkd up

[cookiesRgood26]

1:00 is a push me pull u

[cookiesRgood26]

1:00 i a push me pull u

[evil2insanity]

Lol Granite..... Nice

[Gorila501]

1:05 Wtf 6 june year 19606 ??

[johnpavelow]

granite.

lol'd

[benjaminjamesrodda]

lolz granite 4 lyfe xo

[sergioapuzzo]

i love granite

[anarkin2]

i hate the snong

[sandhilldiva]

this video is in bad taste

[rocketstool]

For granite? Are you retarded?

[TestSubject042]

that happens if you dont eat well before sex

[dwf209]

how do they use the bathroom?

[EmmaCalista]

so, we're supposed to remember others by making videos of people in unfortunate situations who deserve our respect, and playing "stuck on you"..?

[butterflie2484]

What are the names of the two men @ 0:45?

[dreyhanna54]

my name is courtney ima twin but im not conjoined tho were seprate we were born seprate

[POMED100]

0:27 DID YOU SEE THAT. no i only have one eye -_-

[xXsexipinkXx]

It's okay. I don't take myself for granite.

[LeeM3You]

we take ourselves for granite.....ourselves for granite......granite.......

[IlikeFoodnDrink]

you people should be happy this isn't YOU, some of these people are miserable because of having a parasitic/siamese twin that makes life difficult.

[444nice]

"Granite" could be a play on words. Anyway, I believe that the incidence of cancer, deformations, and diseases around the world are a direct result of our poisoning of the planet.

[asdfghjkl4099]

@444nice The mother's habits are a big factor as well. She needs to treat her body right while she's pregnant, and some medicine (such as Accutane) can cause birth defects in the future. However, you may be on to something. The mother has no control of the planet's conditions and the quality of the air she's breathing in.

[Lemon020202]

@asdfghjkl4099 ...and don't forget about the fucking fathers too! His sperm is the actually baby, dummy! Don't you think if he has a couple of retarded sperm it can happen too. Lets not always blame the mother, the mother could be well off healthy and marries some old fart who's sperm can't swim good and is not healthy or a young man that treats his body like shit...don't you think many things can play a factor. Shit happens, but most dieases comes from the man not always the woman! Bitch!

[asdfghjkl4099]

@Lemon020202 Chill the fuck out. I'm not a fucking doctor I was just taking an educated guess. I just assumed since the baby develops inside the mother for 9 months.

[shortyblackwelll]

Calico, I'm fire, myself.

[asdfghjkl4099]

Excuse me, but did you fail your basic English class? Learn some grammar, and white your at it, learn how to spell "granted."

[mooorgaan]

@asdfghjkl4099 why don't YOU learn some grammar too?

[0ozed]

granite. haha

[Harpysrude]

1:01 oh my GOD WHAT IS THAT DISGUSTING MESS THAT ISN'T EVEN HUMAN

[id493337]

@Harpysrude

Don't you mean at 0:30

[848kasper]

@Harpysrude ROFL

[cuteprettyangel]

u know this person is sick putting these kinds of pictures cause some people tease them and its just sad

[pristy3]

That is mean. You put a cheerful song called Stuck On You and put a picture of a lama stuck together.

[S3XYxN3RD]

0:40 just saying it looks SOO fake! I'm just saying that is wat I see idunno if u guys can actually see em togetha but I cnt

[sorc1234567890]

i take myself for granite :~@

[CALICOTV301]

@sorc1234567890 You take yourself for granite? Okay, I take myself for metal. Anyone else takes themself for an element? Reply to mine

[CALICOTV301]

@sorc1234567890 oops. *themselves

[PopAPortal]

Bless there souls

[curandero88]

We don't take ourselves for granit, or quartzite, or chalcedony becasue those are minerals. We often do take ourselves for granted. We also take the literacy and competence of those who post for granted.

[CALICOTV301]

@curandero88 hahaahahahahaha I didn't even see this! ahaha I posted the same thing lol. I said, I take myself for metal. haha Maybe the next will take himself for sulfur 

[xveegerx]

"we take ourselves for granite" um....really? The term is "for granted"