Michael Jackson Vs. The Child Catcher

[BRUTUALTRUTH]

Jackson has a different kind of "lollypop" to offer to chidren - the dirty bastard!

[BRUTUALTRUTH]

ha ha ha

[JLPR85]

I knew I wasnt the only one who tought of jackson when i saw the child catcher xD

[DeepEye1994]

How the fuck can The Childcatcher be paragonated to Michael Jackson?! MJ loved kids, while Chilcatcher hates the shit out of them.

[apmirkin]

@DeepEye1994 cos mj sounds like him and kinda dressed like him etc... mj never helped his own cause with the way he dressed and looked in the early to mid 90's! i', a fan of mj and it even crossed my mind.. etc...

[XDeVaStAtOrZ]

LOL!

[awesomedudes1011]

It's weird, if u were a kid wen u were seeing this u wouldnt be scared much, but now ur more creeped out, cos its old, and old things like this r creepy, and scary, LOL

[xxx9518]

Yh Michael Jackson should've got that part but at the time he was black so the children would've probably said ''look it's a chocolate man''!

[apmirkin]

@xxx9518 lmao!

[oldnedofthehill]

I always felt Jackson gave his best performance in this film.

[largesatsuma]

Michael Jackson is totally the child catcher.

[Rkerekes13]

@largesatsuma I disagree with you 100%.

[jadeybug12]

My theater group is doing Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and my best friend Ryan is The Child Catcher. Ryan is super sweet but when he does "the voice" I'm running out the room crying it's do scary!

[DLRization]

This has got nothing to do with Jackson. A cheap shot . I feel sick

[gplus46]

Even without the undertones, this was craftily done!!!!

[avatarking425]

that is not funny

[SirCraigius]

Child Catcher: I simply adore children! But I could never eat a whole one! :D

[qsandgetintouch]

Camerons and nick gleggs new press officer

[mrzeegrr]

That's funny.

[kittengirl1000]

This is an insult to Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never snatched kids or molested them. The Arviso and Chandler familys are gold diggers.

[benrgardiner]

ahahaha thats class

[arn0ldaar0n]

This is great-I can show my kids this video when they ask me who Michael Jackson was.It's pretty accurate.

[AdinaKeren]

we want more- such a short clip! who cares if it compare michael or not, it's great- scary and storng video, too bad it's not finished

[AdinaKeren]

what have we done the world.. look what we've done

[arn0ldaar0n]

HAHAHAHA! I thought Michael's trick was letting them play with his monkey!

[AUSmanization]

@arn0ldaar0n ahahaha GOLD ;)

[muzicluva000]

idiots. how dare you compare them?

[beckybee04]

when the cart changed it should of been thriller

[beckybee04]

where was michael jackson?

[basketbllz]

that was a stupid video all it was was the clip from the movie and a mj song...dumb

[ilovepooloads]

lol jackson is a pedo

[MildlyObnoxious]

I'm surprised no-one's been unkind enough to compare the Childcatcher's large nose to Michael Jackson's often assumedly false one...

Not to say I'd want you to, of course...

[redflare100]

The child catcher is friken scary as heck..and about michael jackson he was good man.

[cdylan]

I thank God every day that one more pervert is 6 feet UNDER

[randomslagger24]

lmao this actually goes together pretty well

[senji1101]

when michael died, children all over the world became a little safer.

[chillchi]

just think when the whole white race dies the world will be safe

[fromex123]

@chillchi im white you retard theres nothing wrong with me! im not terribly horrid or nasty! RACIST!

[fromex123]

@senji1101 im a kid and id love if he stayed alive. if i met him i'd hug him and kiss him and glue myself there.

[Rkerekes13]

RIP, Michael Jackson!

[aidanmeehan1]

how tastefuly done , reminded me of my uncle back in the day

[AdinaKeren]

ok?

[CorruptCourts]

Brian Gerrish (common purpose) vs the real UK child snatchers

'utube ' child stealing by the state'

[Feliscar]

I think this is a disgrace to chitty chitty bang bang... just kidding.

They should have had Thriller playing at the end when the cart changed.

[movieman7000]

this video is a disgarce towards Michael Jackson

[jaybers68]

funny, creepy too, he looks so like it, similar method too

[MrAngelheart79]

where is bubbles?

[EmperorChupacabra]

The Child Catcher wasn't a pedophile. He fucking hated children! He probably ate half of the kids he captured.

[0pacella0]

so did michael jackson

[EmperorChupacabra]

Once again, spreading idiocy.

[0pacella0]

good isn't it :D LOVE YOU!

[c130aviator]

@EmperorChupacabra I am not too sure about him NOT being a pedophile. I love the chitty chitty bang bang movie and have in turn, bought this for my kids. The movie never portrays him as a pedo but wikipedia (although somtimes inaccurate) does!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[linzee4584]

What a creepy looking character...

[xjennyxerex]

at last other ppl on this earth that realise he was a pedo !!!! just coz he was famous and could sing doesnt mean that he didnt like lil boys 2 much.

[Rosiemay666]

you have proof of this I guess?

[jaybers68]

Yup, sleeping with little boys who could accurately describe the moles/shape/color etc of his penis, paying families $30, 000,000 to shut up and hanging babies over 3 story balconies dosen't mean he's a danger to children right?????

[Squiglypig]

So you know how his penis looked like?

I'm pretty sure that he wasn't going to actually going to show his penis off to prove them wrong.

Also, one of the kid´s fathers were heard saying that if he pulled this off, he would get it bigtime (meaning that he would get a shitload of money)

[jaybers68]

Ah the blessed ignorant who's version will never let reality in

didnt read it properly did ya.

[gopconservative78]

Then MJ raped the children in this video

[xoTossTossxo]

im sorry...i love Michael but this is hilarious to me.

[leahotcheaks]

michael jackson and the child catcher are nothing like eachover the child catcher is super scary and mj rules .x

[lydia56789]

mj never was a perve he was clared NOT GUILY

[Re1inquished]

dude looked like boy george

[darthvalor07]

To be honest, the Child Catcher never scared me as a kid. But he really creeps me out now! 8(

[Willow756]

omg me 2

[smiggylcfc4life]

funny shit

[ippyskay]

Hmmm, I feel like a different song would have been more appropriate....Smooth Criminal mehbe?

[XBGJDKE]

This juxtaposition is hilarious!

[PsychoticImp]

noone will ever know if he did abuse kids or not. he defonitly could have at his ranch, but he did seem to be caring, although he was mentally disturbed so it could have all been an act to cover up his perverse nature, i dont know. couldnt really give a flyen shit either

[HanimBored]

he was proven innocent get it?

[smellycowem]

its soo harsh micheal jacksn was a very caring person

[LilElvis1989]

The boy's parents was very very selfish and they just wanted money and as the boy was very good friends with michael jackson, his parents thought he was the easiest person to get money off of and look what happened.,......... people belive the parents and not michael jackson which made me sick. michael jackson was a very nice and caring man who wanted to help other children as he had a pretty bad childhood, he never ever was a pervert. so anyone who thinks him that way can get lost!

[Bbynikkie]

yes ur right he was never a pervert

[odiloveseverthing]

the child catcher didn't scare me I feel in love with him werid huh!

[josephojea]

this guy scarred me to death when i was a boy

[spotfur1]

Michael Jackson WAS innocent, the kid confessed it on T.V. like a long while back after he died.

The kid and his parents did it for poverty people, they had no money in the first place.

[grantapuslafsalot]

When I was a child I thought both micheal jackson and the child catcher were just ugly women.

[CinRedlegs]

I had NightMares about this scene as a child. The MJ connection makes all too real!

[Starteller]

Me too

[actressindemaking]

Michael was the most caring man on Earth.

[voxgirl]

i think the way Johnny Depp made his voice sound for his character Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory really sounded like Michael Jackson. It was creepy.

[944779]

i am 45 and i have said for years that michealjackson looks like the child catcher. sorry ,but this is a childhood fear. i dont think he is capable of harming a child. his looks are the reason i looked the movie up.

[Coops2517]

haha ya

[Muzza2k]

Now the children are safe again.

[PosingAddict103]

that childcatcher used to scare the livin daylights outa me and my sis.. we used to hav to wait outside the room until he waz gone off the screen

[servo90]

Do I think he's a pedophile? Not really (or rather, I am not convinced).

Does he definitely have some severe issues and is he pretty much living in his own childish fantasy world? Absolutely.

[LoveMeimPinky]

you know...as soon as I found out about miachel jackson I IMMEDIATELY pictured him as the child catcher

[johnahabig]

What song is that?

[puddingtonsam]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! great vid

[FSBrage]

1:20 to 1:24 that is just plain disturbing

[ShinigamiDiz7]

HA! first thing i thought of when i saw the child cather in the yellow coat was M.J

[crystalhorizon1]

the kids are so stupid kids are ilegle but they go what the heck

[yellowpowerranger94]

yes! those kids piss me off so much!, I've never gotten over their stupidity. aren't they even scared of this creepy,big- nosed guy?

[ringostarr2007]

of course not, he had candy XD

[PricelessDancing]

LOLOLOLOL

[pjandmoni]

Please Please Please someone tell me the real name for this michael jackson song, Its awesome

[jonnysmells9]

earthsong me believes

[fish97826]

the child catcher is in the play/musical chitty chitty bang bang

[dollyfac3]

what is child catcher? and was tht him not singing but talkin to the kids

[WizardOfOzfan94]

The child catcher is the man in the black suit , who searches for children , as they are illegal in the land.

[mortic0n]

Every time I watch the Child Catcher scene, I'm like, "Cuz dis is THRILLA!!"

The Child Catcher is Michael Jackson all the way xD

[notnowijus8]

lmao at killzone and bluezinc going back and forth on comments n if anybody response to this comment enjoy i wont send one back lol

[Griffobot]

wheres micheal jackson???

exept in the music

[Griffobot]

theyre the same thing

[unamo1]

LOL... Apsolutly fantastic !

[luvukyleandkenny]

LOL i am now very scared of ice cream vans and sweet stolls

[KrustyYfronts]

beware of the michael jackson

[KyraRox247]

when your parents warned you to not go near men offering you candy...

i think the child catcher it who they were talking about

i mean, geez, talk about scary

[NotReady4Moi]

leave michael jackson alone u dumb f*****g bas***s

[duckvandike]

hahaha creeper.

for more jacko check out: 'nate klergie 3'. its hilarious.

[nzchic010]

tht is unfair ae. Michael Jackson is innocent.

everyone loves his music. i reckn hes amazing. stupid video.

[bluezinc]

lol, Michael is innocent?

Really?

Then how were the children able to describe his penis in detail? I guess they all has a psychic, michael jacksons penis connection, right?

STFU. Just because he used to make good music doesn't excuse him from RAPE.

Hey, OJ was good at football, so we should lay off him for the whole double homicide thing, right?

Idiot.

[nzchic010]

woah chill out bro.

no need to have a Mental haha

He is innocent. And michael Jackson is a legend. Your just a normal typical prejudice person.

so shut up fatty.

[bluezinc]

I'm the fat one? You're the one that likes Michael Jackson still. Everyone knows that only old, fat, and friendless people still like him.

Saying someone is a "typical prejudice person" makes no sense, you're clearly not too smart.

How am I prejudiced? I'm prejudiced against child rapists.

Like I said before, if he's so innocent, how were the children able to accurately describe his dong to the police? Please, tell us.

Idiot.

[nzchic010]

lol jokkkes im onlly taking the piss. your not fat at all:)

and ur very intelligent. Im just a supporter of his music,

srry for winding you up,.

have a mean day :)

[bluezinc]

You're a very strange person.

[Killzone707]

Dude........You'r a fuckin idiot.....

[bluezinc]

You're the one with "killzone" as a screen name.

I'm sure you thought that was a super awesome screen name, but it most definitely isn't.

[Killzone707]

and bluezinc is better how?

[bluezinc]

Cuz it's not the name of a crappy halo rip off.

Mine actually has some semblance of creativity and individuality in it.

[Killzone707]

1. Killzone is better than all of the halo games could ever be and 2. bluezinc is hardly creative.

[bluezinc]

1. No it's not according to everyone I know and ever game critic in the world.

2. If my name isn't creative, yours is a straight ripoff. Every single screen name on this page is more creative than yours.

3. I guess I'm expecting too much from someone who enjoys Killzone enough to make it their screen name.

[Killzone707]

Aha! Your a sourpuss arnt you? Angry because Killzone is better than your crappy little Halo!

[TinaSempai]

ENOUGH *attempts to split the two of you apart with a crowbar* We're going off subject!

[selsbakk123]

You believe on the press who said that the kid describe his penis correct?

You know the press and the media tells much bullshit about this man because he is very famous. Check out the real fact about the trial, before you coming out and talk things you don't know.

Doe you really think that people and celebrity are still fan of him if he was e pedophile?

[bluezinc]

Yes. People still love Roman Polanski. People still love Woody Allen.

Anyways, the Michael Jackson fans that still think he's innocent are mostly delusional and pretty much idol-worship him. Those that aren't delusional are willfully ignorant. Go cry to someone who cares about Michael Jackson enough to actually listen to your drivel.

Get a life.

[FangnclawX]

Only Michael, the kid, and God know whether he is guilty or not; not u, a judge, the press, fans, or anyone else. Just because someone is nice and ppl love them doesn't mean they're innocent, and just because the press give'em a bad rap doesn't mean they're guilty.

[fjccommish]

If he were innocent, he would go to court and clear his name rather than pay millions in a settlement and still have the soiled name.

[actressindemaking]

If he were guilty the boy's parents wouldn't simply accept money and then scarper, now would they.

[fjccommish]

Good parents wouldn't leave their child alone with a stranger, having a sleepover with an adult.

[Shoysrock]

This guy mindfucked me as a kid, watching the movie. XD

Shoys.

[dittapilla]

mj is a sick perverted kiddie fiddler tis fcking gross

[zoejbm]

if only it was longer, quite liked that one.

[deadman00]

i heard neverland ranch was closed down.

which is good.

what parrent could ever leave their kid alone without any supervision?

[UndeadPrincess]

Bad ones.

[bluezinc]

Ummmm.... people hire babysitters quite commonly, are they bad parents too?

Its a different thing to leave your child and to leave your child with... Michael freakshow Jackson.

[deadman00]

baby sitters are often people the parents know. which is different.

leaving a kid with a complet stranger just because hes some music star is different.

the problem with 'neverland' was that it would not allow parents into the ranch.

what parant would be comfortable like that?

espeisly with rumors about him.

[leokoolkat999]

i have 1 word 4 that CREWL!!

[combatplumber]

Q.. Whats the differance between Michael Jackson and a bottle of whiskey?

A.. They both come in tots.

[introper]

thats a similarity not a difference, idiot.

[lilliana111]

only difference is MJ CARES FOR KIDS..yawn borin old jokes

lol

[JimboJoy]

Only difference is that michael doent take girls

[fuckst1cks]

lol nonces

[imasmurf93]

lol

[starrynightz]

LOL!

[Rinconsurfer]

fuck dude that guy rolls up on my street like everyday, he always brings the kids back there just a little quieter. no harm done

[WILDCATSBR]

i dont care what you people say or think - michael jackson is NOT a pervert !!!!!!!!!!

[integral]

Gee. Michael Jackson fan? Maybe?

[xred5rozex]

this is A "PERFECT"... comparison to Michael Jackson!!!!

[europeandrifter]

he is better looking than Michael... and not so dangerous to kids

[mayor156]

whats so bad abot mg he had good songs u know

[deaconredwhiteandblu]

I always thought the child catcher looked like jacko too!

[shannagirl11]

MJ rox....I never heard of child catcher....he looks and acts scary

[BevinKB]

Do yourself a favor;

1. Go out and rent "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang".

2. Clear your mind of what you have thought of this vid.

3. Watch the rental. You'd be scared crapless if you'd come across either fiends.

[pammypoos]

so funny

[seanyboyirish]

What the fuck has this got to do with Michael Jackson you sick freak

[Gnorris73]

The Child Catcher lures kids with promises of treats but really has sinister motives. This has been the general consensus on Michael Jackson by most of the western world for many years due to accusations of molestation from kids staying at his house. I hope that clears it up and you can now enjoy this hilarious video like the rest of us.

[Gunganbuster]

Plus they look really similar, albiet the CC is a lot better looking.

[sodafreek]

michael jackson is scarier

[starfruit212]

The child catcher always freaked me out, it always reminded me of my lesbian aunt's "husband" and till this day left me with confusion about the its (the child catchers) gender and the whole motivation for catching the children.

[punkdave]

Nicely done, clever idea, deeply disturbing.

[ddrummer1]

wtf.......

[H20isbrill]

ahhhhrrggg his nose is bigger than his cock . . . probably

[Stingz27]

The song makes this video strange anyway what is it.

[tashaameat]

Micheal Jackson-...some song

i think its Earth song

correct me if im wrong

[TwistedInside]

amaing lmaoo!!!

[okay333666]

Ya thanks for making that scence more disturbing then it already was...good video never the less

[lilylfc]

haha its funny altho quite disturbing

[Lolerblade]

lol ^^

[Skablam0793]

cuz no one wood have EVER made that connection xD good work! love it!

[mattcantell]

haha!!!

[MJprotector]

wtf

[michaeljacksonfanxyz]

yeah... ummm. don't see the humor in this. i see a crazy child napper bably lipsyncing to a great song. Michael really had nothing to do with it. so bad form!

[iloveken222]

This was a surprising video. It made me think.