"...please consider consigning..." You Da woman, Auntie. He should consider consigning his god too. I'd love to burn that, mutha fucka. Excuse my language.
That hymn at the beginning reminded of the godawful organ music and singing in church when I was a kid. When my father died, I made all the funeral arrangements, including the service. The minister said, "I noticed you don't have much for hymns in the service. Would you like to have more?" I said, "No, actually I'd rather have less". He laughed and said I was honest. I'm an atheist, but my Dad would have wanted a religious service, so I had one for him.
1. Nice! Have you heard the Monty Python version? "All things dull and ugly, All creatures short and squat, All things rude and nasty, The Lord God made the lot. Each little snake that poisons, Each little wasp that stings, He made their brutish venom. He made their horrid wings. All things sick and cancerous, All evil great and small, All things foul and dangerous, The Lord God made them all. (cont.)
Brilliant stuff Auntie. These old hymns remind me of all those victim songs so popular in the 60s/70s — opting out of adulthood, and begging to be emotionally cosseted like a baby. The level you take it to highlights the absurdity of those old hymns beautifully.
holy crap. that first part really sucked. i aint religious but i can listen to a good hymn or some inspirational gospel... I wouldn't go out of my way or anything, but you know... i mean, im human right, so i like music.... but what the hell was that... my ears are bleeding...
WOW! I loved that hymn! It's the first hymn I have ever heard where all the words were true! I'm Looking forward to seeing more videos of horrible hymns. Actually, it's not so horrible, because it's much better than the hymns sung in church.
Ha ha ha. Thumb'd 'n fav'd. Does James just randomly modulate his voice? He really is a pustule on Jeebus's arse. "I'm a tapeworm in God's intestine" was my favorite line. Is that Madeline on the 2nd voice?
Ah, Calvinism-I remember it well. Growing up with violence at home and being told in church each Sunday that you were conceived and born in sin. Laughter is the best revenge. I like to think that some day James' children will join in the laughter.
I think that this will be one of the series that goes down in the history of the fight between believers and everyone else. Your idea is the best changing the words to their actual meaning is fantastically stupendous. Great Job Auntie!
He sung particularly bad. Perhaps the resurrecting flesh of his, Penus (the) Christus, was itching, or his resurrectile flesh suffers from resurrectile dysfunction even, that his voice simply reflected this, and failed to ascend upwards?!
Wow, James the Preacher was singing a "polytonal" hymn like the kind I studied in contemporary music theory ...except that the polytonality I studied was on purpose.
@pilgrimpater Yep - it was a didge - I made the backing track with a program called 'Music Studio'( on my ipod) that has all kinds of ethnic instruments :)
YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAA! Now THAT is some toe-tappin' good grovelin' there Auntie - I'll bet Jeebus will be favorably impressed... I know I am!
:)
a2zdiy 2 months ago
"...please consider consigning..." You Da woman, Auntie. He should consider consigning his god too. I'd love to burn that, mutha fucka. Excuse my language.
billzybobb 3 months ago
That hymn at the beginning reminded of the godawful organ music and singing in church when I was a kid. When my father died, I made all the funeral arrangements, including the service. The minister said, "I noticed you don't have much for hymns in the service. Would you like to have more?" I said, "No, actually I'd rather have less". He laughed and said I was honest. I'm an atheist, but my Dad would have wanted a religious service, so I had one for him.
8698gil 3 months ago
Christians...They cut you, and then try to sell you a bandage to stop the bleeding.
dingodavid 4 months ago
"A splinter in his wood." Just imagine!
George4943 4 months ago
This was just too fucking awesome. Thanks for making it Roz. Made my day!
TheLivingDinosaur 4 months ago
I'm so glad I wasn't eating when I clicked on this!!
Hope life is treating you well down there. :-)
debbieomi 4 months ago
2. Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid--
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!
All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.
Amen."
Underlings 4 months ago
Underlings 4 months ago
Awsome as always :D
All love from me Jasmine
Eopyk 4 months ago
Jeebus definitely didn't give them the ability of singing in tune.
synsei1 4 months ago
Brilliant stuff Auntie. These old hymns remind me of all those victim songs so popular in the 60s/70s — opting out of adulthood, and begging to be emotionally cosseted like a baby. The level you take it to highlights the absurdity of those old hymns beautifully.
TheraminTrees 4 months ago
@TheraminTrees Thank you :)
AuntieDiluvian 4 months ago
I think the singing was just to make the point that he IS a filthy rag, a festering sore on the ear of Jaysus. Arrrrgh.
MacNutz2 4 months ago
holy crap. that first part really sucked. i aint religious but i can listen to a good hymn or some inspirational gospel... I wouldn't go out of my way or anything, but you know... i mean, im human right, so i like music.... but what the hell was that... my ears are bleeding...
bikeridingpinko 4 months ago 9
@bikeridingpinko same here. I'm not religious but some gospel songs are so beautiful... This is a fucking atrocity..
kadejah19 4 months ago
@bikeridingpinko My ears... they bleed... :(
ConradW 4 months ago
Didgeridoo, and Jimbo too. We are all Ebola Virus to sweet Jesus. How he must love us.
AncientAtheist 4 months ago
James the Preacher your singing sucks, please stop it.
REBMike1 4 months ago
As painful to listen the first part was, as entertaining was the second one.
"I'm a pimple on Jeebus' scrotum"
LOL
Klobinator 4 months ago
This horribly nasty, guys. Thank you!
txvoltaire 4 months ago
painful.
WildwoodClaire1 4 months ago
OH SHIT!!! My EARS!!! AHHH!!!.... I need to jam an icepick into my ears!
bamboo4tameshigiri 4 months ago
I loled so hard, Roz! lmao! This makes me feel so much better after catching up with his videos. I shall sing this every day!
toxickatie 4 months ago
Wow, he cannot sing for shit. This discovery is not even remotely surprising. lol
shrikechan 4 months ago
WOW! I loved that hymn! It's the first hymn I have ever heard where all the words were true! I'm Looking forward to seeing more videos of horrible hymns. Actually, it's not so horrible, because it's much better than the hymns sung in church.
BigFatHeretic 4 months ago
I'll be singing your version at Xmas, drunk on the way home from the pub!
You gotta film that!
calmreason 4 months ago
The end was the best.
GodlessManitoban 4 months ago
You're right, that IS an improvement! Do you think James will adopt this alternate version?
OgreVI 4 months ago
Ha ha ha. Thumb'd 'n fav'd. Does James just randomly modulate his voice? He really is a pustule on Jeebus's arse. "I'm a tapeworm in God's intestine" was my favorite line. Is that Madeline on the 2nd voice?
ozmoroid 4 months ago
@ozmoroid Nah - just her old Ma. I think she would have refused to sing the 'scrotum' part. :)
AuntieDiluvian 4 months ago
There can be no complaints. You kept to the true message of the original. :)
philhellenes 4 months ago
James the Preacher, proud discoverer of the key of N.
falchion49 4 months ago
Ah, Calvinism-I remember it well. Growing up with violence at home and being told in church each Sunday that you were conceived and born in sin. Laughter is the best revenge. I like to think that some day James' children will join in the laughter.
gilraen789 4 months ago
Love it.
UncleRetractile 4 months ago
I think that this will be one of the series that goes down in the history of the fight between believers and everyone else. Your idea is the best changing the words to their actual meaning is fantastically stupendous. Great Job Auntie!
journeyer58 4 months ago
He sung particularly bad. Perhaps the resurrecting flesh of his, Penus (the) Christus, was itching, or his resurrectile flesh suffers from resurrectile dysfunction even, that his voice simply reflected this, and failed to ascend upwards?!
kleenex3000 4 months ago
This reminds me of The Meaning of Life hymn from Monty Python. Great!
Darwinsgift 4 months ago
maybe type it out next time, I'd rather gouge out my ears
skaboss3178 4 months ago
Wow, James the Preacher was singing a "polytonal" hymn like the kind I studied in contemporary music theory ...except that the polytonality I studied was on purpose.
DeistPaladin 4 months ago 3
@DeistPaladin LOL
AuntieDiluvian 4 months ago
@AuntieDiluvian
That was brilliant Roz, love it.
I85PIES 4 months ago
@AuntieDiluvian Long time no see Auntie.
Holy shit......and I mean that literally. This is some really shit singing. Thanks for sharing!
ciaochowbella 4 months ago
I especially liked the dog barking perfect time to the tempo!
mcrd2001 4 months ago
The singing is so awful!!
Nocturnalux 4 months ago
I sang along. After all, it is a fine sunday morning. Thanks for the laughs Roz.
Hereticbooks 4 months ago
@Hereticbooks I'm glad you got a chuckle out of it my dear :)
AuntieDiluvian 4 months ago
Was that a bit of digerydoo (or how the hell you spell it) at the end?
It's amazing how fundies jump upon us and yet we have nobody as obnoxious as James the Preacher and nobody who lies like all the young earthers.
pilgrimpater 4 months ago
@pilgrimpater Yep - it was a didge - I made the backing track with a program called 'Music Studio'( on my ipod) that has all kinds of ethnic instruments :)
AuntieDiluvian 4 months ago
@AuntieDiluvian Rolf Harris would be proud of you.
pilgrimpater 4 months ago