ridiculous edited for tv movie lines

[MrStephenKubiak]

We would be SLOPPY... you callin' u-SLOPPY.

[MrJohnffrey87]

A lot of those sound nothing like the original actors.

[jheadSF06]

I hate the change to Die Hard!

[bananian]

Some of these are fake i think. Like the departed one.

[futurestoryteller]

Considering what these edits are meant to do, some of them are pretty good. And the ones that are totally balls to the wall ridiculous were clearly put forth by someone having a good laugh when they realized changing it to anything coherent was impossible. By this logic the worst one had to be Sharon Stone's 'freak you' Casino rant. Or Mark Wahlberg's Departed one. Although if that wasn't made for a laugh I'd be surprised, absolutely *freaking crap*.

They should consider the bleep.

[00bilz]

"STAHF YUGH"

[motherflange]

As a kid I actually thought Tony Montana had been eating pineapple and had scarred himself on the rind. Damn you TV edit!

[19Nvr19]

Stranger in the Alps LOLOLOL

[SUPERSAIYANLUNATIC]

Someone needs to show the censors what happens when you find a good film in the alps.

[ARavingLooony]

4 people found a stranger in the Alps and well u know what happened to them

[streetfightingman123]

seriously my mothers new fiancee found an unknown man in his car outside the supermarket he said: wtf u doin here? the man said: "stealin ur car, sry". my mothers fiancee said: "too bad, but wtf, want a lift somewhere?" i love my mothers boyfriend!

[ARavingLooony]

ive had enough of monkey fighting snakes on monday to friday planes too samuel

[reptongeek]

To be fair some of these aren't bad. The ITV version of Die Hard had Yippee-Ki-Yay Kimosabe which I actually quite liked

[TheHollywoodV1]

@reptongeek Dogma is editted pretty well for TV. Considering the movie drops F-bombs every other line, it comes across as almost natural.

[AlexLong1000]

We would be --SLOPPY--, you calling us --SLOPPY--?

[venomey666]

@AlexLong1000 I think it's the exact same recording, they couldn't even record it twice!

[Chonson]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ STUFF YOU

[ElBombastico883]

That last one didn't make any fucking sense....

[champasaur]

AAAAAAAAAAAAH PISS

[maniac923]

Wheres Max Payne?

[regulatorzone]

The one I remember was from Blade 1. All these motherfuckers: All these Mother-FREAKERS...LOLOL mother freakers? Fucking FCC.

[dknights411]

Yippie-kay-ay MISTER FALCON?!?!?! SERIOUSLY?!?

*goes on blind-tv-censorship-bastardiza­tion rage*

[2010Barbon]

3 people called my friend a maggot.

[drdansir2002]

What? Just, no. No way. What? C'mon....! In the Alps? And don't nobody edit Joe Pesci!!

[VysetheLegend88]

HOLY SHIT A STRANGER IN THE ALPS

Oh please. This was too funny.

[Zore58]

The last one is more censurable in the censored version ¬¬

[krizan1]

I bet there are plenty of people who are completely unaware of some of these REAL lines, which is a shame ! !

[kev3d]

There's a great one from FACE/OFF in which Nicolas Cage sees his arch-nemesis's face in the mirror instead of his own to which he exclaims to those who convinced him of the face-swapping procedure; "Freak you! Freak you! Freak you!'

[chevypillow247]

DO MORE PLEASE!!!!!!!

[TheIm2BiZ11]

Honestly, who makes a big deal over finding a stranger in the Alps?

[Horaciow14]

Is the one for The Departed at 0:15 real? That's ridiculous.

[simply4franki]

@Horaciow14 No, it's sloppy.

[ReaMbo87]

USA land of free?NOOOOOOT

[BlazinBlood]

my eyes are wide focused open!...wait what? that shit didnt even make sense!

[stlouisrocker100]

Horrible. All of these edits are fucking bullshit up the ass motherfuckers.

[AnalNapalm]

FREAK YOU HERPDERP

[OngoingDreams]

I hate getting beauty scars from eating pineapple... It's the worst!

[Caddy666]

see if you can find the ITV version of Robocop. theres a bit where somooene says mean motherfucker - which was edited to supposedly say mean mothercrusher. - but actually edited so badly it said mean motherfucrusher

[rebelshark1]

YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY? YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!

[siCfr3ak83]

Main reason why I don't care to ever see any movies that have cuss or big violence on tv like TBS/TNT and all the other channels cause of shit like this...that's why I go to DVD

[Dimbnd]

Bullshit is offensive, but bullcrap is not.

[FromTheChaosOfLife]

YIPPEH-KI-YAY MUTHA CLUCKERS!

[sansfi]

They sure did have fun with all the Fucks in Pulp Fiction...

[TheCoolProfessor]

Fuck censorship!

[LukeMM95]

What's the point of censoring a movie made strictly for adult. Just have a 'watershed' like the UK and show these films uncut late at night.

[MrDarkman396]

I'm tough and eat pineapples



[ZeonGundam]

I stubbed my Monkey Fighting toe!!!

[EskilNaige]

I'm so glad I live in a free country and not somewhere that censors TV like China, North Korea and USA does

[ultrashortbus]

The movie "Bulletproof" when I watched it on TNT a few years ago, instead of Sandler's original line of "You know how this is a 70's porn, cause the guy's dick has sideburns." TNT edited that out and made Sandler say, "You know how this is a 70's movie, cause the guy's hair has sideburns."

[kdreamland]

Being called a faggot is one thing, but a slimy maggot? Born from a fly's egg? NAW

[Deverstater3000]

You See What Happens when you Find a Stranger In the Alps!? OMG I'm Fucking Dying here Laughing...........

[hardt2788]

this has me crying, i love it

[AbdiXL]

my eyes are wide focused open too

[tri400]

ha ha ha ha! these are funny! i really wanna watch the censored versions on DVD!

[TheIm2BiZ11]

um where the hell is role models?

Real version: "You're proposal was bullshit!"

Edited version: "You're proposal was baloney!"

[chuchotarantino]

That's why I never go to the Alps, there's a lot of strangers out there

[PedloProductions]

Freak you

[JonasPolsky]

[sloppy]

[FuckWorkdays]

The Alps should have a waring sign about John Goodman

[jamminjohn]

You don't happen to have, “Man, who do I look like, Christopher Columbo?” from the movie Vacation?

[NextToNothing]

I hate when John Goodman busts my windshield because I found a stranger in the Alps...

[2010Barbon]

@NextToNothing yeh man. Something about meeting new people in that part of the world upsets him.

[Fishsta]

Robocop anyone?

[Aqquila89]

They did this with Casino? Must have been fun, since it uses "fuck" 398 times, which is more than two per minute.

[StarwindAmada20]

Wow, they didn't even TRY with The Departed. Christ, remember when Cartoon Network edited anime? Fucking Gundam 0083 was brought to America in 1998 but didn't air until 2002, yet they still got EVERY SINGLE voice actor to redo their lines.

[AKenjiB]

@StarwindAmada20

When I saw The Departed on tv, I think it was FX, he said fools

[alienalex37]

YOU CALLIN' US sloppy !?

[oscarmike1985]

i'm yet to find any strangers in the alps

[netsurferx1]

YIPPEH-KI-YAY, MISTUH FAHLKON!

[Courzilla]

They did a really good job making "find a stranger in the alps" sound like Walter actually said it.

[Agroulinggrwaler1999]

Find a stranger in the alps xD

[ThePolecatz]

to be fair...it makes more sense he'd get the scar eating pineapple

[TEEBOxZIECON1]

You calling us 'sloppy'

[Writersblock39]

When you find a stranger in the alps he apparently destroys your car

[hardt2788]

@Writersblock39 im in tears, this shit is hilarious

[eribraz]

lol "find a stranger in the alps" haha

[CFBLover3]

all classic movies ruined by tv editing

[Clay3613]

Big Lebowski and Snakes On A Plane did the best job.

[smoshsucks13]

Best video ever

[smoshsucks13]

This is the funniest video I have ever seen. Thank you for posting this!