This Is My Rifle. This Is My Gun

[Gedankenbaukunst]

now i understand why love to urinate on dead bodies

[EsuDalyvis]

Sexual deprivation is the key in making a mad soldier. Soldiers in love are bad soldiers.

War sucks.

[1mbajic]

it's a M14 without a clip

[GreenDub1000]

@1mbajic *Magazine Not clip.

[Mattz511]

@GreenDub1000 who cares u ppl r so tochy

[mick311dib]

They arent M16s? Man.

[icytadbull]

what rifles are these, M14s?

[EvilmanIAm]

and pull, and pull, and pull lol

[collmen111TV]

i love this movie!!!!

[bigsha93]

@collmen111TV what's the movie called i wanna watch it :)

[fdrdevotee]

@bigsha93 Full Metal Jacket.

[collmen111TV]

@bigsha93 Full Metal Jacket

[darkdragon9899]

NOW LET'S GET TO BASHING BUTTS, AS WELL AS DEEZ NUTS!!!

[MegaGamerfreak11]

its funny how he makes that fat guy choke himself wiht his hand

[Matsnation]

deeeeeeese nutz

[gta40610]

is that you john wayne? is this me? "WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?...."

[SuperSoldier4Freedom]

@gta40610 what does that joke mean? i dont really get it.

[gta40610]

@SuperSoldier4Freedom its a marine joke...its really hard to explain it just comes to

[EvansRowan123]

@SuperSoldier4Freedom John Wayne was an actor in westerns. The drill instructor's hat looks a bit like a cowboy hat.

[sorinsorin13]

What movie is it?

[pball4life96]

@sorinsorin13 full metal jacket

[Fisk742]

I postulate the 10 hour version!

[PootisPwner]

I found this rather homosexual...

[FastoJetso]

@PootisPwner your lucky hartman didnt hear that lol

[pieflavor145]

From the 'Let me hear your war cry' video, I can sense that I am dangerously close to the nether region of YOUTUBE!!!!!

[bigjosh2517]

46 people don't have guns...

[jestavonation]

@bigjosh2517 hahahahaha

[HikaWikaChika]

And so my new catchphrase was born...

[Weallwegood]

Maybe they all should take their guns out and piss on the drill instructor.

[redreaper2020]

I used to have this recorded and listen to it while running.

[TheMasterOfPuppets09]

Why bag in the Air Force? I mean all branches are equal, who saves the marines or rangers once they are surrounded and fucked? The Air force. Some of the smartest men in the world are in the Airforce. Literally rocket scientists, astronauts, NASA. They have the cool toys for a reason.

[Gbglitches]

This is for fun? Grabbing your cotch? Okay that explains it.

[yanni318]

@Gbglitches /facepalm

[TheDravidianwolf]

when i went throught BMT years back, my sergeant did the same thing with my platoon. i guess now he must have seen this movie.

[LadyboyAgogo]

the gay marine shower scene was cut from this movie

[TheSteve285]

This bit of the scene may seem strange and funny but the reason behind it is a bit disturbing: the instructor is trying to associated the act of firing a rifle i.e killing somebody with jacking off. Basically the instructor is trying to make the marines gain sexual pleasure from killing.

[floydian218]

@TheSteve285 you over analyzed this scene just a little. the point is to get them to understand their weapon is not a "gun".

[2gofuckyourself]

when i saw this movie for the first time when i was really little i went around the house doing that.

[gr1m4ce]

I did this when i was in BMT with our rubber weapons.

my MTI was not a fan of FMJ.

[dethbang13]

@gr1m4ce lol Airforce

[SIMI78049]

@gr1m4ce US AIR FORCE! HOOYAH! Lol also you got pwned xD

[starwarstopmotion]

@SIMI78049 airforce is not as important as any military branch so i do not know why you love them so much.

[SIMI78049]

@starwarstopmotion Oh that's BS. All branches are equal. They all have their special purpose in defending the country. So don't BS them. We do some of the most important jobs in fact, at Air Force BMT they teach you to use guns and they had some of the Air Force in Afghanistan and they got killed too so take your ignorant ass somewhere else and shove it.

[wired4lif3]

@SIMI78049 even National Guard? -.-

[SIMI78049]

@wired4lif3 Yes all branches have a special place and job in defending the country.

[starwarstopmotion]

@SIMI78049 airforce is nothing-_-

[MrWolfpackleader]

@SIMI78049 Airforce : above all

[Jon79813]

They grabbed their junk for staying in time and for disciplining 

[DANNYDRAY195]

how could they do that with a strait face

[MrNitrozone]

one day when i have a son ill buy him a daisy bb gun and teach him this.

[lu4y4pants]

This is my rifle *clutches breasts* these are my guns! This is for fighting, this is for fun! :D

[firefrostpeacemaker]

@lu4y4pants i believe the correct grammar is "these are for fun!"

[pansjo]

@firefrostpeacemaker Do you have several dicks?

[firefrostpeacemaker]

@pansjo yep, and they're all for fun!

[knutfheifer]

@firefrostpeacemaker can't agree more, americans have the biggest alter ego on the planet and this is what makes them weak, they are going to lose the new war soon because of this, shame as they are so full of bull dung but however, they will see their alter ego come to an end all the same, thnkyou that you agree

[dethbang13]

@knutfheifer I find your lack of faith disturbing!

[paintballftw69]

@knutfheifer we would nuke the entire world before we would let that happen >;)

[knutfheifer]

@paintballftw69 I hope your right! Technically Im on your side, peace for peace man and would help anyone out with you, btw, my bunker is ready and waiting;-)))

[paintballftw69]

@knutfheifer lol

[GhostLink92]

This is my "gun". There are many like it, but this one is mine.

[infectedchaos01]

0:10 look... BALLS!

[oxygenlifeless]

lololol./.

[mrloe1234]

Hahhaajah

[ghost255932]

???

[TheAndrew633]

Please remember that R L Ermey used to be a drill instructor!!!!!!

[MIDNIGHTW0LF3]

@Lolzilla2000 *They're all *grabbing *their crotch.

If you're trying for top comment, you could at least try to spell...

[LordSammyfoxy]

@Lolzilla2000 Top comments are disabled on this video.

[cobolt13]

@Lolzilla2000 Flagged a spam. Kid.

[oxygenlifeless]

@Lolzilla2000 hey lame crap muncher if you're trying for top comment SPELL correctly you dicksucker!

[Dutchy1965]

Whose Permission Numb Nuts ?

[PeaceLoveHendrix]

I just noticed that the DI didn't about-face correctly.

[JakeMorgan606]

@PeaceLoveHendrix: I don't think he was meant to about-face. If you look at the others, they're not left-/right-facing correctly, either.

[omnistar1000]

so fucked up lol

[buckeyez757]

@shaddysoldier this is the marine corp, not the army

[I0WN5WAG]

other than this is my rifle this is my gun, what are they saying?

[FreshPofBellaireTX]

@I0WN5WAG this is for fighting and this is for fun

[I0WN5WAG]

@FreshPofBellaireTX thanks

[ShaddySoldier]

if they realy do this in the army, im joining now...

[Zombiesurvivalist97]

Fuck u super go actualy swerve in the military or Mabey u are like me befor I herd the call of the corps and you are to much of a self absorbed ass whole to know what Thay do for u and how Thay risk there life's for ur freedom. So super from one man to there walking mangina u call yourself kiss my semper fi ass

[LeonBaya]

@Zombiesurvivalist97 Who in the hell are you talking to, bro?

[DHerr430]

@Zombiesurvivalist97 With that grammar, I highly doubt you served in any US armed forces. -___-

In the instance you actually have... which you probably haven't regardless of what you say, then you are one of the most illiterate Marines in the entire world.

[Synith]

@DHerr430 Marine* Just saying... Don't bitch about grammar if you don't know it yourself.

[chewbacawaka]

@Zombiesurvivalist97 Nice grammar dude. Your username says otherwise.

[Zombiesurvivalist97]

Damnit Charlie u just ruined one of the finestt in marine corps cinema for me Fuck u dumb ass

[VREDFOX]

oh, didn't thought about THIS gun

[charlieevans2001]

why wear they jigling there penuses...... i get it because the gun is the rifle and the actual gun is there penuses im smart!!!

[08Kutt]

QUE MERDA é ESSAA

?????????????! MUITO FODA AUISOHAIOUHSOUIAHSUIAHUISHAUIS­HAUIHSIUAHUISAHUISHAU

[codbros11]

My favorite movie. The drill instructor was my drill instructor.

[DaSmilliee]

43 people Don't have fun

[KnorpelDelux]

Now I want an M14 again... :(

[jojospider1]

I remember that

[skullhunter99]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TickMiester95]

@SUpersaiyajinjerkbag its a movie...

[superkamiguru00]

funny

[mexen0]

this is my rifle.this is my groin.

[kilulafo]

@mexen0 No, gun.

[tiofio]

hahahahahahahahahahahah awesome movie

[breaksystembse]

xD

[sixstringalchemist]

Wow....crazy

[CSnakeV]

Thumbs up if you prefer using the gun for fun.

[OEKCVB]

In my case i have a big D#$k so it would be a whole Platoon itself!!!!!!

[ninendowii2000]

oh please all of you need to grow the fuck up , your like boys with toys,

fighting over a fucking war on youtube, why make a 2nd war over a first war that you probably havent been in to know whats going on , get your asses out of your head ladies and gentleman this is not xbox live therefore stop acting like your 12 yrs old ,

[TheDurationPlusFive]

Oh my GOD how humiliating xD

[Raminagrobisfr]

42 vietnam vets watbhed this

[AAR225]

@redmeph10 we still kicked your ass is 1776 limey

[GrandMasterKai]

@AAR225 back in 1776 were you still english haha

[bobo3383]

they have to masturbate because the sargent told them too? gay

[getaftermebroo]

Wht movie is this frm.?

[Parduhovec]

@getaftermebroo Full metal jacket man

[fbibarbie]

LOL ya Im so retarded I called the rifle a gun the entire time in basic so I had to do that a lot...

[GrandMasterKai]

@fbibarbie that would also explain why you might shoot in friendly fire as you yanks get confused :D

[badboy90vt]

So, which one is the rifle and which one is the gun???

[GrandMasterKai]

@badboy90vt well seeing as your from Vietnam guessing you dont know jackshit only how to work really well in sweat shops :)

[Thelones]

@GrandMasterKai and they said Americans were the intolerant assholes of the world, way to prove them wrong o' chap, hip hip cheerio and all that.

[GrandMasterKai]

@Thelones lol i never said americans were intolerant just you guys have a lot of confusion about friendly fire

[1011Marine]

@GrandMasterKai We dont have confusion about friendly fire, its that were the only major fighting force, so were the only ones that can make a friendly fire incident.

[redmeph10]

@1011Marine That is the most stupid thing I have ever seen. American forces generate a high incidence of friendly fire when they are deployed in the field. This is a known fact. They are only deployed alongside allies in the modern world, because thats how the world works. Much to our regret. You can see by the last UNESCO vote, American's dont rule the world anymore. Your time in the sun was a lot less than ours, yank.

[1011Marine]

@redmeph10 Afghanistan -US soldiers over 90,000 soldiers. NATO over 42,000. The US goes out on the most patrols, conduct the most missions. and have the largest military force there. More helicopters, tanks, planes, everything than everybody else. So when a tank fires at friendlys by mistake more than likely its an American tank, because simply, were the ones fighting the most.

[NWFWMbudwieser]

@1011Marine And so what? Does that mean were the stupid ones for staying there? I think so!

[1011Marine]

@NWFWMbudwieser Umm no... i mean that we cause the most accidents because we fire the most missles, shoot the most bullets, etc.

[NWFWMbudwieser]

@1011Marine And, is that something to be prud of?

[GrandMasterKai]

@1011Marine yes that is what you call confusion lol unless ya enemies dress in american uniform ?

[y8raven]

wtf are they touching



[NarutoCuti]

@y8raven their junk :B

[semperfi9110]

@y8raven two guesses

[mydammit1]

some people have too much free time

[DarkForcez2010]

This is my rifle. This is my bitch

[Sparrowtalon]

This is my c-14 impaler gauss rifle, there are many like, but this one is mine!

[czf21]

That's a movie?

[trollolololololo]

THIS IS MY WAIFU, THIS IS MY GUN. THIS IS FOR SANDWICHES, AND THIS IS FOR FUN.

[theman2meet5]

@trollolololololo This my fist and this my gun. This is for fighting, and this one is FOR YOU YOU COCK-NOSED SHIT HEAD TO CHOKE ON, WHILE I WIPE MY ASS WITH ANIME.

[trollolololololo]

@theman2meet5 You seem upset.  This pleases me.

[TH3SC4R3CR0W]

OMG what movie is this? How have I not seen this?!?!

[hanson666999]

@TH3SC4R3CR0W Its from a movie called Full Metal Jacket. Its really good, check it out :^)

[TH3SC4R3CR0W]

@hanson666999 Thanks :D I'll be sure to do so.

[456ironmaiden]

@TH3SC4R3CR0W the movie is full metal jacket

[improvisedcinema1]

@456ironmaiden yeah biiatch :)

[osskeet]

damn i love this scene, even if its just dudes grabbing there wieners

[zapallon852]

NICE NAME DUDE

[halofanboylol101]

this a cool part of the movie

[solenoid88]

THIS IS DISCIPLINE IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT, YOU DON'T WIN AND YOU DON'T GET RESPECT

[CannabisDelux]

@solenoid88ye because american discipline won the vietnam war against those chaotic farmers.

[DJSbros]

@CannabisDelux they lost the war in veitnam...

[CannabisDelux]

@DJSbros wow you are so smart XD ever heard of the concept ''it is so obviously wrong it must be sarcasm'?

[DJSbros]

@CannabisDelux It's actually quite difficult to tell if its sarcasm or a real mistake when its being read over the internet.

[joc549]

wtf this is thisssssssssssssssssss

[MrBlackopsboy12]

This is sad I had to do this everyday at school

[sludemage]

Why are they touching their testicles?

[AwakenedMachinist]

@sludemage Ik...they grabbing and shaking it like there's no tomorrow. xD

[duggerboy35]

@sludemage some one called there rifle a gun and it pissed of hartman and back then gun was slang for dick so they had to can't and indicate there nuts and rifles

[sludemage]

@duggerboy35 Oh thanks bro!

[SJMJ91]

@sludemage Because as they are reciting "this is my gun" and "this is for fun", they mean their genitals. As for "This is my rifle" and "this is for fighting", they actually mean their rifles.

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[pettyofficer30]

I crack up at young guys wanting to join, thinking bootcamp is like this...

[redreaper2020]

This is what basic should be like. Not sensitivity training or letting women into the barracks. Fucking hell.

[HECTICDINK]

movie?

[88Tomm88]

Dam would be fun to be in this movie xD

[pcangeldust]

this movie makes you not wanna join an army ever lol

[GryffinDarkBreed]

@pcangeldust Shame it's the Marines, and honestly they don't do shit like this anymore.

[tattoomaster14]

my dad was in the army and they made hin do that

[MrFongsong]

@tattoomaster14 cool story bro

[tattoomaster14]

@MrFongsong sarcasm?

[supersonic523]

@kietdjvn168 A scene from the movie Full Metal Jacket

[altairx26]

One question: Is that your rifle or are you just happy to see me?

[Arrancar68]

I'm not questioning the Marines or anything, but what is the point of that? O3o

[staffer]

@Arrancar68 Technically, in the military you're not supposed to refer to a weapon as a "gun." It's either a machine gun, rifle, or pistol, or just weapon.

[WhatCanIsay100]

Jackwagons..

[MyTaniwha]

My Uncle Rangi says the same about his steel cap boot. And that it will fit up my arse with the proper amount of force

[budgienation]

Did anyone else notice that the some of the recuits had the rifle slung on their right shoulders and some on the left? That is just so fucking wrong! Gunny woulda ripped my head off and shit down my neck if I pulled that...

[Winterwolf00]

@budgienation I think their mean't to do that. notice how all the ones with the gun on their left shoulder are on the right?

[jcvazquez319]

@budgienation if you were a Marine they you would know that you can march either at LEFT SHOULD ARM! or at RIGHT SHOULDER ARMS!! did you forget your drill.

[budgienation]

@jcvazquez319 Whoops! Your right. Another example of the perils of 'posting while under the influence', also 'under the table'.... Sobering up now....