Half life 2 - Torturing a city scanner to death.

[Blitz379TV]

God why is everyone bitching about how this is mean?! What did you expect when you clicked on the video titled torturing a city scanner to death? Puppies? No. A city scanner getting tortured to death.

[mannomanngt]

lol this is just like playing paddle ball

[LargeVirus]

Why don't you bang it on the floor?

[weezing22arbok]

@LargeVirus he was torturing it.

[b3stgun]

THAT SCANNER WAS A DOG!

[dsaleem23]

have you got no mercy, you horrible monster... how do you look yourself in the mirror huh?

[dsaleem23]

HAAXXX

[GeneralSkywalker1569]

Poor thing. :(

[iYok0]

Finnaly some justice...

[Quyen11]

the whole game your like wheee boom wheee boom and at the end after it explodes your looking at it like.... oh.

[dapapeyu]

Though these things are annoyin,I feel bad for this one.

[MrRougeace]

lol it sounded like a bomb firs then it blew up "aww fun's gone, I liked that extremely bouncy ball" :c XD

[Goblins911]

yeah, that seemed a little harsh... I mean, enslavement of human race aside...

[tgbblog]

Rofl

[theKaarvaag1]

haha,you mean fucker!

[Zzleeping]

I tortured a cityscanner to and the Civil Protection started hunt me trough all levels.

I regret what I did and I hope Dr. Breen forgives me

[randomname231]

IT SOUNDS LIKE A DOG!

[spashiee]

Mr Charles?

[D3m0nH1tm4n]

o mai gawd! this is horrifiying!

[joaofga123]

I think you should continue to do that after the scanner exploded

[kajizlenet]

your mean :c

[Broadcastermaster29]

thats cold man...

R.I.P City Scanner George

[sGnaiml3ss]

just a shame they won't learn.

[tomek123kotek]

win

[yoda2287]

How dare you! How would you like it if a Scanner Tortured you to death?

[shaodark16]

whut, by flashing lights in your face till you go blind?

That IS scary!

[lordshampoo]

You are a sick man.

[TheRealJat9912]

u killed an annoying scanner i hate them but not enough to torture them :(

[C17policeforce]

pwnt

[silvereye27]

You know scanners have feelings, Its girlfriend must have cried and been horrified about the way its boyfriend died, yet you were like "lets hav a laf guis!!" and you made keep screaming in a agony until its awful demise. Shame on you, shame...

[z1271beta]

or that scanner was a suicidal maniac with nothing to live for and was going to kill itself a week after it's big rich brother's wedding.

[silvereye27]

Or perhaps that scanner was redcovering at the phycoligsts, and got over his brother

[rearpad]

@silvereye27 man can't use its a girl?!? man you have a serious problem :p

[thomasl4d]

@silvereye27 i agree >:(

[alincrys]

lol

[abhitron]

Aw, I wish I could interrogate people like that. Instead I have to waste my electricity bill by shining a bright light on them.

[F4ToContinue]

nice :D

[ceroo12cool]

super lol

[jonasbussbuss803]

poor bastartd.. lol

[EsaSmiley596]

Scanner:BEEPP BEEP BEEP!! You:DIE DIE!

[Itsover90]

lol paddle ball with a gun!

[supersonicbros23]

add music and throw it to the beat XD

[mistermasterplan099]

lol ........

[jjjnmk]

you just get close up to a wall and do it.

[MegaSean45]

"physcannon_mega_enabled 1" is how you get the super gravity gun in the city levels.

[buhaybaboy]

do i have to type "give" why it does not work?

[MegaSean45]

Nope, just "physcannon_mega_enabled 1", thats it. or "enabled is spelled wrong maybe. =(

[woolcladlad001]

try typing in "sv_cheats 1" first and then type in "physcannon_mega_enabled 1"

[MiniSuki3]

LOL

[lennartjuhh]

same for you :D

and thanks

[quadstrike]

it hit the player like 3 times including it's death

[littleicyman]

You killed my brother! Noooooo!

[DomRusky]

lol, death to all scanners!! =P

[serdarons]

lol die scanner!

[joeythewing]

8 out of 10 combine science employees believe that the city scanner, is most likely incapable of fealing much pain.

[iamahedgehog]

I may reassure you that the weighted city scanner will not try to stab you, and cannot speak.

In the event that the weighted city scanner does speak, you are highly advised to ignore it.

[kyle112233]

Disregard what it says i believe, if your talking about portal that is :S

"Remember that time we all pretended to kill you? That was great"

[ziomal93]

gz man! :D i hate scanners let's torture them! :D

[pieboy6000]

by going to d3_Citadel_04 then putting in console changelevel and he possibly put d1_trainstation_01 then typed impulse 101 or give weapon_physcannon. sounds complicated, but isn't.

[yamitech]

Wait how the hell did you get a Super grav gun, and this isnt even ep 1

[RoboWhitecat]

its a cheat you faggot

[Thepast42]

Think man! How would YOU feel if YOU were that scanner? XD

[MapleSephiroth]

Scanners can't feel pain.

[Thepast42]

I see...

[VicariousReality7]

DURR

[bernierinthazone]

owned, theres no escape from roody taboody, or something like that. yeah.... im smarts and i gots good gremmars.

[aundeadguy]

mesah toos

[ManicPanic9000]

lol. having some fun with the organic grav gun I see.

[bonechiller0]

who doesnt have fun with it ^.^

[AlexandPS]

Poor scanner .__.

[frenchtoastsucks101]

all it wanted was a pic and an autograph YOU BASTARD! THEY CALL U THE 1 FREE MAN! WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP! XD

[sneskegagama]

genious

[MILKIEMADDNESS]

i hit ur hevi faic and died

[SuperFlicky]

*BOOM* Scanner: HEY! DON'T DO- *BOOM* STOP IT- *BOOM* PLEASE *BOOM* OKAY, THAT'S IT *Scanner turns red* *BOOM* OH NOES *BOOM, SMASH, CRUMPLE*

[tyrouge309]

in a way i like scanners cause they're good for comedy!:D

"OW MY EYES IM BLIND!!!!"

[dinkcool]

poor scanner

[DaBobinator]

)c: poor little scanner is just doing his job

[weezing22arbok]

@DaBobinator same for Manhacks! They're smaller. They're also just doing their job.

[sigoejner]

I'm calling the RSPCS

[chroncile]

LOL! For anyone who doesn't get it, RSPCS stands for Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Scanners.

[tgbblog]

@chroncile w00t to the RSPCS :P

[Sinic4]

How you get the Force Gun (Thats what I call the blue Gravity Gun) for Garrys Mod or Half Life 2 (and on the first level)

[supermansamuel]

Well theres a MAGICAL word you type in the console for the PC version called "impulse_101"!

[DareDevil3008]

good it deserved it,fucking scanner.

LOL

[gangstazombie22]

scanner bully! lol!!

[Gmodfan1337]

Poor scanner.

[Lovlykitten]

tough lill' buggers aint they

[Phazonaddict]

OMG U SICKO I HOPE U BURN IN HELL >:( >:( >:(

lol, I kid, I was just emulating what I'd expect to see eventually :P

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

LOL! That was so fucking hilarious!

[gbrlaguila]

its like playing paddle ball

[mikelcool97]

lol owned it

[TravisMaxima]

i kept throwing a paint can at a scanner when i had no weapons and it died! COOL >:P

[humrH2360]

doesn't explain why it sounded like a dog being torture and why it blew up into a million pieces

[KillerZ0mbie94]

That tortured dog sounds means fatal error i think

[kh2sephir0th]

oh HELL YES YOU CAN, GlaDOS sure as hell has feelings as well as the turrets in Portal.

[KillerZ0mbie94]

Yeah i know. But this is Half-Life 2 not portal...

[kh2sephir0th]

it's still in the HL universe xD

[mitcjase]

At the half-way point, it stopped trying to take your picture and tried to escape. I lol'd.

[Mekose]

:*( you killed benny!!

[6milpesoman]

aww ya broke it, nice vid

[BikkiKobayashi]

Somehow it makes me think of the Weighted Companion Cube...

[Yambag345]

true... I treated my cube like this...

[BikkiKobayashi]

Oh really? lol

[Latinbruiser]

my cube is my lover

[Bhakthavachalam]

Sounds like a whimpering puppy when you damage it...

[1337Citrus]

Heheh, it sounded like a dog. -YIPE YIPE- -CHOOM, WHEEP- -YIPE YIPE-

[rojoD2]

and they are dog sounds?? lol

CHOOM WEEP lOL classic

[youtabeer]

wow breen really tals a heck of alot

[foreeverhope]

Lmao I hate those things T.t

[pureown4ge]

this also works well with the reg gravity gun

also if u want more city scanner torture try this code: npc_create npc_cscanner

then kill as much as u heart desires >=D

[majikninja219]

wats dat sond.

[pureown4ge]

that sound is the scanners alarm if u attack it or fling it with the gun

[m3g0sU]

"As you can see I'm extremely bored so I decided yet again to make a video.

This time I'm torturing a city scanner until it blows up"

well this video was boring as hell

[pickled7grenade]

its bludy hilarious how it tries to fly away with no succsess , i usually prefered taking them out with the shotgun or an AR2 orb:D

[Seantkd13]

ahaha the text at :24 about the suppression field

[roeltusken]

Half-Life 2 super yo-yo

[CamaroSS2236]

I guess he doesn't like his picture being taken.

[lolman12334]

QUICKLY TAKE A PICTURE!!! *boom*

[decoyicus]

you can get blue grav gun on all consols durr

[orochimaruisugly]

No you idiot he means the console to type in.

[lennartjuhh]

what is the console command to get grav gun?

[orochimaruisugly]

Look for it on youtube.

[lennartjuhh]

you cant say it? or ya dont know it?

[orochimaruisugly]

You got to do sv_cheats 1

then go to the level where you get the blue gravity gun by typing changelevel_citadel or something. Then you change the level to whereever and type impulse 101. You should be able to get it

[yomomasface]

can you give me the console command to give me that grav gun?

[Notorious15NL]

Lol that sounds soo sad xD

and u got lots of credits :P

[blahdob]

i hate city scanners, i need to put one in a giant blender some time......

[Criticsem]

The gravgun punt does damage ya know....

[SpartanOnFire]

you heartless man what did that city scanner do to you

[chroncile]

Blind me, lol.

[majikninja219]

asshole

[MCantis]

maybe scanners take pictures of you and they go to a photoshop to get them developed? LOL

[battleship92]

what does that scanner do?...take pictures blinds u? its annoying on my side

[syltis1994]

this is boring!!!!

[vilgax123]

u sad little person

[braydogbray]

it kinda sounds like a dying puppy

[259688]

how do u know wat tht sounds like

[xzoyn]

HAHA owned delux

[reff335]

GIVE ME MY 1:14 BACK!

[Raizo886]

and you even spent time on writing this message... then do you want that time back too?

[reff335]

yah that too

[ALIENWTF12]

HA Scanner Ping-Pong

[HomunculiLord]

lol

thats why the Combine have to send your ass to Nova Prospekt

[chroncile]

Haha, good one :D

[israel5000]

poor scanner... but they deserve it for temporarily blinding people!!

[f34r]

How did you get the Supercharged Gravity Gun?

[chroncile]

Watch my other video, how to get the dark gravity gun.

[majikninja219]

i will

[eatmyshorts5]

finally...

[Watchnotouch]

PWND! =P

[anonymous160]

hahahahahahahaha

[DarkLusterVII]

The horror, the HORROR! :O

[chroncile]

LOL

[ErocJr]

lol everyone wants to be your friend

[chroncile]

Yay :)

[FlyingHigh96]

i wanna be buds to :(

[chroncile]

OK Send me a friend invitation :)

[AshHousewares445]

I'm ur age you know

[chroncile]

lol ok sure. :)

[AshHousewares445]

can I be your bud too? =)

[chapa9dj]

lmao that was funny

[jarjarvinks]

well im new here so i dont know how to do anything.

[chroncile]

Ok there I sent you an invitation :D

[jarjarvinks]

how

[chroncile]

I dunno I was hoping you would.

[jarjarvinks]

wanna be buddys

[chroncile]

lol sure.

[jarjarvinks]

was this a mod

[chroncile]

Nope.

[jarjarvinks]

wanna be buddies

[chroncile]

lol sure.