Penn & Teller Bullshit: 11 Very Funny Moments

[CyborgNinja7]

1:47 LOL Teller is just getting pummeled by Penn (and he's not even trying)!

[MrAgentGreeny]

IT'S A GRILLED FUCKING CHEESE FUCKING SANDWICH!!!

[traffy22]

that guy who bitches about everything is going to end up a serial killer.. he could save a lot of trouble for himself tho by just turning the gun around.. what an asshole.

[SmokieRSWC]

Nom nom nom Ruben sandwich.

[sadlybadlyy4]

IT'S A GRILLED FUCKING CHEESE FUCKING SANDWICH

i lost it

[arru23]

Anyone else ever wondered what's up with tellers hair?

[frightenedsoul]

@arru23 What do you mean?

[ZeroIsMany]

I genuinely think that every single one of those 20 dislikes are there just because you reminded people they were atheists.

[whisky321]

7;45 is priceless :) i'm sheery snider and there are the rules (face smile) :)

[kabloozie]

The sandwich episode reminds me of a Mitchell and Webb skit about the "There is no god" watermelon.

[stuntman45666]

HOLY CHRISTMAS JEW!

[STiXz92]

I AM THE COW!

[belladonna4577]

rofl, the "cheese sandwich" part cracks me up every time XD.

[thinkingsongs1]

"I AM THE COW! I AM THE CHURCH OF THE THIRD REVELATION!"

[Fragacide]

OH NOES!!! Teller ate Randi!!

[bandgeek8986]

"Why does she have to take the call right now?" Okay, this guy has gotta be just searching for things to complain about by this point. No one is this much of an asswipe.

[theguyyouhate]

@bandgeek8986 but she is in his personal space... never mind that his personal space is aparently wide enough that you are in it no matter where in the world you are....

[dysvanlist]

Is it wrong of me if I think that dating brunette is fucking hot?

[Skrufnyckeln]

@dysvanlist Nope!!

[js00981213]

grilled cheese sandwich

grilleed cheeese saandwich

cheese sandwich

ITS A GRILLED FUCKING CHEESE FUCKING SANDWICH

[RamzaBeoulve4life]

Plastic Surgery Episode

Doctor: There are two ways for men to extend thier life, first is castration. (pause)

Penn: Time to go! (flash credits)

[spliefer]

LEAVE MY AIR ALONE!!

[amacfieY]

"giving them control over their lives by telling them what to do"

[TheSRalston]

Ha, ha...if anyone had a lady talking suggestively and rubbing her finger like that, no wonder they would have an orgasm...

[TheSRalston]

Man, only in US that crap about the sandwich can take place...and what is the problem with the "cow" man? He´s right, almost 90% of the people in the world are annoying...LOL.

[ManyVideosforyou]

Why is she on the phone ? ...........

[Bubblingbrew]

251 dollars for a shitty school supply kit?

HOLY CHRISTMAS JEW

[MegaZack30]

@Bubblingbrew that cracked me up! XD

[stevensonbak]

I whisper "Grilled Cheese Sandwich" around my friends all the time

[DaytonaRoadster]

the silence "H" one still kills me

[robbcayman]

I feel like a genius after watching this.

[daboodeef179]

I wish I went to one of her displays and ate the grilled cheese sandwich in-front of her

[shaindaman13]

I love these guys. They always get it right.

[bacardee]

OMFG LOOK AT 7:40 I FUCKED ROFLD IRL

[deadInf3rno]

aww c'mon no "HOLY BALLLS!!!"

[mintyvision]

does anyone remember when penn and teller did magic? what was all that about?

[KaminariKatta]

Lol,Penn and teller are great!!!

[mikkygurl13]

"this would be so sexy if i didnt hate wendy so much!!!" LOL

[daboodeef179]

I wish I could eat the Grilled Cheese sandwich right in front of the Jesus freaks.

[Roushfan5]

"Post its, $2.50... ooo, lines $2.75"

[GoblinXXX]

@Roushfan5 HOLY Christmas Jew!

[jkgatling]

I AM THE COW!

[Jmike3543]

I was actually rofling when he said still looks like shit.

[MackanK94]

"Still looks like shit..." ,best line ever, fcking feng shui guy got owned by P&T.

[myamiheet1]

"...sandwich....psst grilled cheese sandwich....cheese sandwich....ITS A GRILLED F*CKING CHEESE F*CKING SANDWICH"

[JesterSentinel]

"....it still looks like shit" Whoa.

[GamiCross]

8:22 ... that guy's got a nice dance routine going on... *swing swing*

[CanineFaeces]

If you change all the letters in a word you can make it whatever you want, lol @4:30

[1ach0neus]

IT'S A GRILLED FUCKING CHEESE FUCKING SANDWICH!!!

[uriituw]

These aren't all that funny.

[Kalashnikoov]

DICK!!! XD omg I love 'em

[idonotknowme]

FUCKING SMOKERS KILLING ME WITH THERE FUCKING DISGUSTING HABIT. I do not smoke nor do I enjoy the smell of it, but dammit I will defend anyone who smokes and aid them in there habit. Delicious cancer sticks.

[petermauldin]

holy christmas jew!!

[slipknot1915]

PSYCHO....terapist

[ccharlie182]

@slipknot1915 psycho the rapist?

[didjeridu100]

Penn's comments are GREAT!



[az12223]

no im the cow!

[Dragon45348]

How did I never hear of these guys before >.< they're fucking hilarious.

[Quixotepr]

Gee! I wonder why this show is called Bullshit! It has so much science on it and so many experts and oh PhDs and famous writers. Maybe it should be called A logical explanation to all kind of pseudosciences, myths, legends, shameless hoaxers, misconceptions, historical blunders, quacks and pure nonsense. Oh, well Bullshit is shorter and implies all that. There is so much to learn.

[lilacinsd]

I love when he said "Jesus christ on a stick!!!"

I wonder which episode it was?

[M0US3P0T4TO]

@lilacinsd Yeah, that one cracked me up.

[Wedsheport]

7:40 - What is she, a fucking rabbit?!^^

[addftoxic]

I love the "Ooh, lines... $2.75" comment

[StewartLucrative]

still looks like shit.

GAHAHAHAHAHA

[lee3]

i agree badminton is awesome

[Aramakie98]

Reuben sandwich!!! Num num num

[nicoparas]

still looks like shit lollololoolololololololllollol­lollollollo

[legr8est1234]

That "mabus" guy is so full of bullshit.

[scepticreader]

3:10 - Do you need any further evidence that religion has run off the tracks and is rusting in the adjacent creek?......... okay,  3:59. That outta do it!

[dfrye4]

This sucks but I swear I've said everything the "asshole" has said about 1,000 times. I've totally got that guy beat for assholiness.

[ZZZcatsy]

HOLY CHRISTMAS JEW!

[fabian9907]

@ZZZcatsy XD

[hobbitsarecool]

I never knew that checking tire pressure was more interesting than discovering new species.

[taiaha]

this video goes to prove that there are some true fuckwits in this world!, lol

[12345Jack12345able]

Holy Christmas Jew

LoL

[Victorgoleche75]

"Although we did tell Professor Worst to go fuck himself"

God damn it I love this fucking show

[gtz1975]

Still looks like shit!

[akrock47]

"still looks like shit." Wohow

this guy is a prophet at making fun of people, hands down

[niueanlaho]

DICK

[RoonJazz]

Haha - Face of Randi in a sandwich! Penn and Teller are fantastic! Brilliant magicians, genuinely funny, and doing great stuff to expose and ridicule the nutjobs of this world!

[jangun]

Baby Girl!!!!!!! 

[DrIntrebec]

5:35-5:40

[DrIntrebec]

5:35-5:40

[CrazyDave408]

7:42. WTF is she doing with her face? lol

[stikitape214]

@CrazyDave408

shes flirting with the camera guy

[TRYER25]

Curing Cancer or getting it?

[pokemonallfan]

cheese sandwitch

[Dixu0000]

thank bullshit

[Ryansarcade9]

Three words: Luckily he died.

[Kalashnikoov]

8:29

What.... The Fuck?! XDDDD

Still looks like shit, yeah right we all know that xDD

[myasshurtsrealbad]

learn to normalize the sound u moron

[dargos0312]

Holy Christmas Jew!

[Johannson6990]

@dargos0312 hahahaha i laughed so hard at that

[Muzzleflash219]

its a grilled FUCKING cheese FUCKING sandwich!

[red84ro]

the grill cheese sandwich looks more like Marylin Monroe then virgin Mary

[alin1975]

Wow, now that was funny :D

[reksub10]

"holy xmas jew " the patters mental what a laugh

[gamesDAMNED]

Penn really needs to do movies with the MST2K crew on Rifftrax. I laughed my head off at this video...hah! Long live the cranks!

[Illyria23alyssa]

*whisper*

...

grilled cheese sandwich

[esben3426]

these guys make a lot of sense

[ffkronos]

MABUS=SUBAM=BUSAM=8=====D~~~ 0:

[mrdaym]

@ffkronos Well, at least this "decoding" makes sense.

[vortical911]

LOOK IT'S A YETI!!! 2:00

[yoeldg]

7:37

im bla bla,and i need to get some...

[SchoolgirlCrush121]

Ah man, Penn is just pure awesome. I love it when he says 'fuck'. He's just one of those people who can really pull of the F word.

[ThePsychoReturns]

This would be so sexy if I didn't hate Wendy so much!

[hobbitsarecool]

I love lines

[BloodyHarder]

@hobbitsarecool

[Aaberg123]

@NatGen9571

It's part of their show. Also, he has a squeaky voice ;)

[niggels123]

@NatGen9571 its just his thing

[DoomsdayR3sistance]

It's part of the act, his name is Teller after all. He does on the odd occasion speak tho.

[blizzalx]

Letter "H" is always silent in Latin :/

[lanamal]

@blizzalx Latin not Spanish you 56k mexican.

[blizzalx]

@lanamal

:S I meant LATIN not Spanish, but "H" is silent in both languages anyways.

[BloodyHarder]

still looks like shit...lol

[SovietChris]

Nope, sorry, that's just crap. Latin doesn't have silent letters.

[blizzalx]

DUDE ITS NOT UP FOR DISCUSSION, YOU DON'T PRONOUNCE LETTER "H" IN LATIN. YOU CAN GOOGLE IT.

I'll give you some examples:

Herba = you only say "erba" (means Herb)

Hodie = you only say "odie" (means day)

[SovietChris]

I don't need to Google it, I can speak Latin, and not the proto-Italian Church stuff either. Let me repeat it for the hard of thinking, THERE IS NO SILENT H IN LATIN.

[ciaspook]

It's "chastity", not "chastety".

[GooGobbler113]

i quite literally shot coffee out of my nose all over the fuckin keyboard when he said "right, yeah, giving them control over their lives by telling them what to do"

[reignofrock]

Haha, LOVED the Mabus dude.

[fudgyboo7687]

"It still looks like shit..." OMFGLMAOLOLFTW!!!!

[HunterMann]

Tanks for the video, some brilliant, funny moments!

[robbcayman]

LMFAO at the guy who said mabush or W bush. silent H in latin wtf lol

[BrandonHawk21]

still looks like shit!

[Leprechaunproduction]

"Giving them control over their lives by telling them what to do!"

[Danovio]

haha man penn hes just so damn bad ass

[88ragtime]

Wow, it would have been funny if that COW guy had gotten punched in the face.

[Moth366]

Is David tap dancing under that table at 8:27? He's wiggling all over the place.

[matt9741399]

HOLY CHRISTMAS JEW!

[josephpowerful]

HOLY CHRISTMAS JEW! lol

[nljensen]

there's an episode where penn says "fuck you obi-wan". should have been in here.

[Schragmeister]

Put it in quotes, and after that, type quote, then Penn and Teller and put that into Google. Find the episode, and send it to the maker of the video. I would sure love to see another video like this. This is the final product. Copy and paste.

"Fuck you obi wan" penn and teller quote

[Yipo1013]

YES!! BADMINTON!!!!!

[P0mt3]

The cow joke isn't funny unless you've seen the entire show before. You should have made that clip longer.

[gut197]

OHH lines.....$2.75

[ManyMindThink]

HAHAH! A face of Randi !!!

[robbaress]

reach orgasm through what, what the fuck is this hahaha these dudes are hilarious

[DoctorPorkenfries]

"This would be so sexy...if I didn't hate Wendy so much!"

[Limejello10512]

oh come on I always thought the sandwhich was cool...

[jonosbor]

I love the world sometimes and you sure the hell got to love the bullshit

[deviletk]

Love those guys. Feels good someone is hanging out all the gullible, stupid retards & bullshitters out there.

[SammyD96Alwayz]

Fixes fags XD

[indievideos]

7:46

I would've said

"how to sucker a sap in seven simple steps"

[OddByDefault]

Penn makes my day: "Holy Christmas Jew!" Lmao!

[hobbitsarecool]

"hey teller, it's a picture of the amazing randi here" LOL

[prodge12345]

Incidentally there is no 'W' in Latin, only a W sounding 'V'.

[JohnSillyman]

lmao i love how he says "never fuckin mind" after the asian guy describes how its like the structure of a cosmic volleyball game

[andyrooney11]

LoL out of that whole episode that was the best part...I almost pissed myself form laughing.

[baconator282]

@JohnSillyman still looks like shit!!! WHOU!

[bleuscorpio]

4:01 Rasputin?

[andyrooney11]

LoL Rasputin was poisoned, stabbed, shot, burned, and then drowned...that clown is going to kill himself with his own stupidity.

[Toadphillips]

still looks like shit... haha

[limsniff]

I'd like to say one thing to that Cowguy!

MOOOOOet or Lose it!!

[HammandClov]

I soooo wanted to smack that COW guy. Ironically, he was bitching about rudeness but isn't bitching rude too? Why else do people hate emos? lol.j/k

[JackSmakkey]

It's funny, actually; I hear the last episode is going to be "The Bullshit! of Bullshit!", which is where they talk about how they're extremely biased, and their show is one-sided, etc. etc., which just makes them even cooler.

[Freecell82]

So you believe in the Christian god I assume? Why not Allah, or Krishna, or Zeus or Mars or any of the other hundreds of gods out there? What makes your god special? Sorry, but it's bullshit, just like every other religion. The difference between you and me is that I go one god further.

[rickmanization]

People belive in god out of fear.

[HammandClov]

No they don't. If they did then they would be better believers but they are not. Most are hypocrites. People believe because of various reasons but mostly because it is convenient. Has nothing to do with fear.

[KeoghsGuides]

@HammandClov - One of two reasons people believe in a magical deity, fear of going to hell if they don't, or not knowing facts, so they fill in the blanks with lies, both terrible reasons to devote your life to something. The second one makes me sadface.

[HammandClov]

what about the religions that have no hell? What about Judaism? They don't believe in hell. You are making up this stuff without any research at all. Most Christians, since that is your target, do not believe in a deity because of hell - if that were true, they'd be BETTER Christians. And lastly, how do you know they believe in lies? What are them? And you are telling me you have NOTHING that you have devoted your life to? Sorry if their lives are meaningful to them.

[KeoghsGuides]

The religions that don't have hell, also don't have science (reason 2). Also, either christians have been brainwashed (inc born into) are scared of hell, or are too stupid to understand science, and decide to make a God to fill in their gaps, and I don't have to devote my life for it to have meaning and what meaning do you think preists have? To talk about a God that there's no proof to, every Sunday for many years? hm... I'd rather cure cancer or something...

[HammandClov]

Just b/c a person is religious don't mean they don't believe in evolution. No Christian is afraid of hell as they are supposed to fear god, not hell. You call Christians stupid but science involves INVESTIGATION and you are absent of that here seriously. How do you know there are "gaps" in people's lives? Priests are no different than scientists who tell you something and you nod without any personal research thus equating yourself to "drones" you are criticizing.

[KeoghsGuides]

If someone's Christian, they're not allowed to believe in evolution, it goes against one of those commandment things, to question God. If no Christian is afraid of hell (which is an outright lie, all of them are) then they lack knowledge, you for one seem to not be able to remember more than 1 thing at a time. And it's so much better to fear God anyway. What investigation do I lack? I may not have a $10mil research grant but that doesn't stop me from looking on wikipedia and google for

[KeoghsGuides]

reasonable explanations. Gaps is a metaphor for the gaps of knowledge, science doesn't claim to explain everything, nor does it explain everything, so ad hominem attacks are made and people convert to worse ideas that DO claim to know everything, no matter how stupid. Priests are different to scientists because priests tell you something and you nod like the little lemming you are, scientists research, do tests, have knowledge and give references, scientists have science, a priest has a book.

[HammandClov]

And here is the main point - Science revolves around investigating, testing, developing hypotheses and evidence, right? It is basically advocating for an intelligent approach to any subject. How then are you advocating for science and yet not using its techniques to understand what you criticizing? That goes AGAINST the principles of science - that all you have are assumptions and no actual evidence nor any critical research. And I mean YOUR OWN research.

[KeoghsGuides]

What's this on? How do I lack research? I may be limited in what I obtain but any theories put to me, I investigate as much as I can, if that religion or theory seems solid and reliable, I would think about it a lot more, go through all of the books and if it was real (or close to realistic) then I would consider converting to it, but I haven't found anything better than evolution, and with evolution I went through those steps, I went to evolution because I have more than 1 number in my IQ

[KeoghsGuides]

And here is the main point - No one wants you to convert to evolution, be happy believing in your own fairy tale, but don't try and prey on the innocent and stupid, if they get to Christianity by themselves, good, but some people may be looking for a beliefe system, not knowing of evolution and the big bang theory, they may only look at Christianity, don't give people a push, if your religion is right, they'll come to you, so quit trying to convert people and start LOOKING at other theories.

[RichardMNixon]

Oh shit, I just started at Udel this week, I'll be in that building for class today. Not with that guy though.

[bd45114013bd]

i wish i had showtime this is awesome

[qwer4o]

just download the stuff. Mininova org.

[ktpurpleflower]

Haha. Does that guy really think he can make people "ungay" ? lol

[vezrig]

7:23

"Holy Chrismas Jew!"

[PhillipThunderGrunge]

From 3m10s to 3m53s is the goofiest-looking person in the world...."Baby Girl" and look at that damn hat...

[supatoker420]

One of my favorites is where a law maker is raising money for a school, and the one who donates the most money gets a rifle. And Penn says " sure beats the bake sale" haha

[Desette92]

Grilled cheese sandwich. xD

Heterosexual potential????? What a loser.