Slap Bass Lessons : Right Hand Strum Patterns: Bass Lessons

[tazakadave]

not quite Fieldy is he

[allexcosta]

Oh crap...

[Mrhentaiish]

Um if you didn't figure it out by now, you fail.

[jubilee918]

Oh this is classic, this just made my day. Thanks for the info though.  Lol

[kinshasaAPP]

LOLOLOLOL

[tregbrown]

Come on, guys! Don't you know Zydeco music when you hear it?

Only the best can afford a high-end boutique washboard like that.

[marcolovebass]

he rule

[Severinification]

He's raping that bass so bad !! And he looks like a retard when he sticks his tongue out ...

[Severinification]

he's raping that bass so bad!

[jobvip]

what a dick!

[manu58]

sounds like a masturbation made​with a rusty dick

[Airdude222]

you get the idea this guy just loves playing his guitar too much

[sciemonster07]

it doesnt make sense at all -_-"

[enahcs]

just listen to Louis Johnson for inspiration...Tony can play, but he sucks as a teacher.

[oljoboy21]

dont play the bass you sucK!!

[xp50xp50]

this guy 6 need Advil PM @_@

[MinorityofOneBAND]

"See it's all you got..." *Waack waaack waaaack waaaaack!* "Ok so you got..." *Waakwaakwaakwaakwaak!*

[viclot1]

What the fuck?

[24FelipeGomez]

WTF??????

[rossboxo]

This video in a nut shell : its no this you also have to and you need to *starts playing* uh hm uh now lets and alright and ya done

[pipastorius]

es realmente una cagada esto, este tipo es un ladron

[vergaston]

this lesson sucks!!!

[vergaston]

my grandmother plays the bass better than he. and souns better too.

[jonathangrauberg]

heyyy man!!! WARNING for the bass please!!! hahahah

[StiB14thC]

bass lesson for adults.LOL

[fs273]

This has got to be a Saturday Night live Skit

[spmahcuom]

expertbullshit

[xPsuedo]

mother of god

[JazzBass7]

Possibly the worst bassist and lesson I've ever heard.

[nattramn]

remember children: don't do crack.

[asifineededaname]

whenever i feel bad about my bass playing, i watch this and i realize i aint so bad

[lavierocks]

orgasmeante!

[gilbiker1]

Cara...o que esse cara tá fazendo...tocando...uma merda e gemendo com a lingua pra fora!!!

Hahahaha...que merda!!!

[Blackwatch09]

so thats where rick james went to

[Weitug]

You are SO cool!!!!!

[ButtafeW2entertainU]

Stop uploading this crap... If I type 'bass lessons' this is NOT what I'm hoping for...!!!

[herFLYness79]

i bet his fingers look like he stuck it in a food processor after this!! lmboo!

[Drac2001]

whats the hells going on here

[TJMunich]

This is lacking any kind of spirit and musicality and structure from my point of view.

You better try this. (And I only play since two weeks bass and I don not slap but start with the basics)

:-)

[TheJigaboojones]

great example on how not to give a tutorial!!!! thanks

[31rS3RP3N7]

ok, its a practice thats why hskinda muting somany. but he looks like he just had some real good shit

[Sedrikk1250]

0:32 See sall ya got. 0:39 Dasta always do with a rhythm. 0:42 1, 2 ,3, 4, one and....?

1:41 UHUH! (Impression of eating a lemon)

Thanks Tony!

[H2DIndustriesVideo]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOL....and this is how I learned how to play bass...

[gelmer89]

heheehehehe nice joke!!!!!!

[Capafan1000]

O MY GOD

[teragreg]

he cant ply o a beat

[GreenbergBass]

Is this a joke?

[franksapene]

jajajajajajajajajajajajajaaj que asco. It sucks!!!

[Rafescow]

this is guy isn't ok at all

[thunderfunkster42]

Holy Crap, Cheech Marin is a bassist?

[thunderfunkster42]

HOLY CRAP... Cheech Marin is a bassist?

[akosx]

Is he flamenco player?

[DominicOberhumer]

These videos taught me nothing and this guy clearly has no concept of what teaching is.

It is however absolutely hilarious just to watch his "bass face" and yes I know we all have one but his one is pretty out there.

[pallyfan92]

really doesnt sound that great....

[ghitaciprian]

it.s just a neffect, it sounds "strange" but not really, just listen when it comes with the rest ;) morons !

[stratoman2004]

Sounds like a fucking washboard! ;-(

[Radwalls]

cocaine!

[DCslappinThaBASS]

hahaha

[speratic1984]

@Radwalls I've seen it first hand hahahahahahah this is what he do

[smithgroove]

WTF??????

[escarface]

this is funny lol

[ghitaciprian]

this is the real deal !!!! great effects !!!!!

[osirisawakens]

You just don't understand the beauty of the right hand strumming. Then again you'd probably have to drink a bottle before you could even understand what he's saying

[crazyezra]

is this guy drunk?

[Calzarian]

@ 0:50 - "u see its not this...its not the same effect as this." ooooook buddy, im sure it all sounds different in your head when ur that high LMAO

[danStangtheGmanT]

This guy wastes Les Claypool.

[TheSovietAlliance]

Holy shit! It's a black Geezer Butler.

[whales]

heroin?

[MiKeS6954]

this sounds like shit

[TheSovietAlliance]

@MiKeS6954 It's more of a technique demonstration than a piece of music.  Check out some flamenco and you could see how it could easily be applied to chords, or other things, or even in the purely percussive manner.

[kyzo1987]

??????????????????????????????­?????

[brownchambersheath]

if you never heard of verdine white and saw him in soemthing liek this, what would you say....verdine white is a badass tho

[Bassist700]

Lmao, is this for real?

[lowfreq65]

this guys an asshole

[plerimest]

@lowfreq65 - I think you re an asshole

[Viippaa]

JAjaj ir sux

[zabuza182]

its snopp dog after 20 years

[horeb111]

One thing for sure .. i laught my #$%$ off ..

Look like a Chech and Chong Scene at the music store !

hehehehehhe so funny !

[Samthenativeamerican]

Terrible technique it doesnt even sound good haha

[spacejordie]

are you serious? lol

[ruttto72]

I've never seen more useless "technique" for bass, honest. If you are going to use this "strumming", at least make a chord of some sort, not muting the strings with the left. This just doesn't have any practical use. What next? Left hand strumming? Go, Tony!

[CyberGrandpa]

It's not meant to be used alone...

[ruttto72]

Not indeed. Apparently it should be used with vodka or something stronger...

[ncataggie06]

At 1:16 I started to LOL SO HARD! OMG this was prolly the funniest video i've seen all week

[TheOriginalFire93]

idk, i think he has a good direction with it, its just kinda weird to follow lol :P

[4LeafClover4LC]

Dude!!!1 WTF!

[llamacaptain]

lolz it's looks like a parody

[nova0052]

hmmm why not use that strumming on something useful? Say, chords, maybe?

[joabi01]

isso e merda

[yazkoer]

jajajajajaja que tipo tan cajeta jajajajaj

[attitude4]

Rick James is cool!!!

[SpliffusBongicaOfGor]

Yes, but this is Tony Newton rofl

[TheOriginalFire93]

i couldn't really focus because i was too busy laughing my ass off

[domogunner]

Yeah this is so like a parody or something :D :D me too.

[69erthx1138]

Yea, you use all four fingers on a muted strum, we all know that from playing guitar. This has got to be a damn joke.

[Jonza121]

His playing was just orcasmic, no wat im sayin?

[boyanrouz]

Hehehehehehe

[ikecot3]

come on bro you gotta pick it up

[elmelmon]

Do you see what hair straightener does to you! this guys brain has turned into jello! can he really play or what.

[Kennelmouth]

This dude has music in his soul...but what the hell does he put in his hair?

[171102013]

"Ma mi faccia il piacere...."

[yoman258]

Haha not a man of many words...

"Aight well do *plays*, yeah an.. *plays*... tha... *plays* not thi... *plays*"

[ematomer07]

man you got to be fucking kidding.. LOL

[quade64]

i think hes a good teacher..gets right to the point,know what im sayin

[marranzino]

Per favore, ma chi è, dategli un posto di lavoro serio, come si dice dalle mie parti, va fatich!!!!!!

[vewsong]

cool lesson. funny though how he counts himself a bar of 4 and then starts strumming in 3 and realises that he can't continue counting

[apeksidek]

i think he is Flea's teacher..lololol..WTH!!!??haha­ha

[gitsumjosh]

you guys are fucking idiots.why dont you learn a little history,crack a fuckin book open before you start dissing people.This guy fucked your mother!

[bimmerlifestyle]

wat is that lol omg someone tell him he cant play

[dudeblah55]

haha his voice is so slurred...hey wheres my whiskey?

[KornFreakJesus]

This guys a legend

[TGtux]

on drugs for sure :D

[bladesaint21]

Now he's getting into the stuff many have forgotten about or never seen before. this is the deep shit. He's Masterr player from way back!

[murphy9238481]

yes... shlapp bass.

[quade64]

lol

[ParanoiDxd]

hahahahahahahaha this guy

[adims654]

lmao this guy...

[fabass007]

linguinha feia demais...shuashuashia

[sediver3]

lool

[zulwig]

lol:D:D:D

[FitzinIT]

this guys a trip

[CrYpYn]

alright now thats some right hand strummin for ya

[rebelskull18]

when he comes back at 1:19 and 1:30 with the chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chuggck... I Laugh so fuckin hard. what the fuck!!! WOW...

[pattylambstolemybike]

man what a beaner....

[wxb200]

That is the best damn example of Right-Hand Strumming! Thank you Tony, you are the best!!! Keep it up? What products do you use on your hair???

[CrYpYn]

hahaha

[rebelskull18]

This IS a JOKE right???... I mean I thought clearly it was a joke and LMAO, but there are some comments from people who say, great job, and Keep it up... so IDK if its a joke or this is really the craziest shit I ever seen...????....LOL

[BazzPhreak]

LMFAO! WTF HAHAHA!

[realJAZZ420]

hahahaha i can watch this allll day im crackin up hahahahahahahahaha

[grafpablo]

Tongue not include on the technique :p

[garoxmolidav]

putain c pas un tam tam hein..

[karolvs2006]

too pain for nothing.

[bassmania00]

you sucks muahaha

[pkfunky]

He would sound so much better on a 15 string bass....make that a 17 string

[sephiroth4800]

dude.... you have no idea what your doing... you look drunk... and you look like your gaging on something as your playing... im sorry but i dont think you will accomplish much... thats all.

[paistedw762]

1:25 he's like barfing

[manipulators2007]

hahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahaha

[meowordie]

he is like havin sex with his bass as he plays lol

[incisiveCanine]

LMAO, WTH

[volcanovape420]

i want this guy to be my teacher

[tphung1]

i agree!! all these haters...arghhhh

[volcanovape420]

"bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks"

[fleamanATW]

lol srry dude but i dont think your cut out to be a teacher...your a great player and really funny...but not a teacher

[Lateralus9]

hahahahahhahahahah this is fucking hilarious

[tommy868]

Good job Tony, it is a really unique technique.

i can see you becoming one of the most famous bass player in the future. Keep it up

[plople1]

LOL

[aaron1200123]

is your hair real? lol.

[bassmickeyd]

Are you trying to make the bass sound like a banjo?

If so, you've suck-ceeded in ways no man could have imagined.

And the use of the tong? G. Simmons has patient that will be contacting you shortly for residuals.

[TheVleckChannel]

So the bass is not only a strong melodic instrument but a whole drum kit too.

Bass rules.

[papajai]

for some reason, this made me laugh.sorry

[KurtSandford]

Incredibly bad lesson.

[rexvortex]

Is that the Geico Caveman with a sun tan?

[floter5646948]

LOL

[direwolf85]

tony and midzulo are both on something

[midzulo]

Great stuff! Very personal approach - this is not really about techniques but musical gestures, each stroke speaking to us, living in one moment decades of great American music. Tony you're a genius, thanks for sharing this.