Stanhope doesnt buy the beer. he's provided it. I don't care for bud but I'm drinking it anyway because thats all there is available right now. that's the sign of a true alcoholic. Anyone who can drink anything no matter how fucked it is.
you're one of those budweiseguys huh? well budweiser is piss. america is piss. thepeople are fat and lazy and I should know...I AM ONE. DP the american flag with a big ol turkey cock! DEATH TO AMERICA ALAH AKBAH :D
He's right though on what he's saying. Everyone is so determined to have an opinion and to make sure to voice that opinion even though they really don't fucking know.
I bet the twat that interrupted toward the stage was thinking the same thing when Doug said it. College kids are ok college kids with an agenda bother me.
and if CNN cares, they should find an expert to comment. Voluntary polls yield nonsense.
isteemaen 2 weeks ago
PUNCHLINES MOTHERFUCKER!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY!?!?
MUFC127 3 months ago
@MUFC127 punchlines are for retards to laugh on cue, go and watch a juggler !
passingpoor 1 month ago
@passingpoor No they're the most important part in a comedy routine.
MUFC127 1 month ago
@MUFC127
no, the beer is!
thSubliminalCriminal 3 weeks ago
charlie brooker brought me here XD!!!!
davidofchinkov41 3 months ago
This bit is so right on about Americans. Everyone is angry about something these days.
sevensolaris 3 months ago
Miller Light? That is some wack as piss water, I thought you were a real alcoholic. That just pretty much makes anything you say turn to tripe now.
ped200014 3 months ago
@ped200014
Stanhope doesnt buy the beer. he's provided it. I don't care for bud but I'm drinking it anyway because thats all there is available right now. that's the sign of a true alcoholic. Anyone who can drink anything no matter how fucked it is.
thSubliminalCriminal 3 weeks ago
@thSubliminalCriminal Shut the fuck up
ped200014 3 weeks ago
@ped200014
you're one of those budweiseguys huh? well budweiser is piss. america is piss. thepeople are fat and lazy and I should know...I AM ONE. DP the american flag with a big ol turkey cock! DEATH TO AMERICA ALAH AKBAH :D
thSubliminalCriminal 3 weeks ago
@thSubliminalCriminal that's a joke by the way....don't get the DOD on my ass because I attempted a funny.
thSubliminalCriminal 3 weeks ago
@thSubliminalCriminal Yeah that's right I drink budweiser....mmmm beer water.
ped200014 2 weeks ago
Americans do think they always have the answers thats why they are becoming a 3rd world country because of their blind arrogance.
midguardz 4 months ago
when he does impressions he sounds like the way south park makes people sound when it's taking the piss out of them
jimmyshitbags 5 months ago
Always got to be someone "so smart" that they concentrate on the little things, missing the bigger picture. No one cares about your math, stupid.
indegruv 6 months ago 2
He's right though on what he's saying. Everyone is so determined to have an opinion and to make sure to voice that opinion even though they really don't fucking know.
Michael030979 11 months ago 10
@Michael030979 ofcourse what hes saying is right, true comedy is about more than shits and giggles
Skiddla 9 months ago
oh Doug, 6 44 33 and 13 is 96% but as usual you get a pass as the beer you're holding is clearly not a prop
pilatech 1 year ago 7
@pilatech lol I did the math also and though "holy shit, DOUG IS WRONG!!!" haha
torment3d 8 months ago
@pilatech I'm sure you could do math in the middle of your act too shithead.
1nxanity 2 months ago
@1nxanity do you think math is difficult or something?
pilatech 2 months ago
@pilatech
I bet the twat that interrupted toward the stage was thinking the same thing when Doug said it. College kids are ok college kids with an agenda bother me.
thSubliminalCriminal 3 weeks ago
I can actually see the rage in Doug's face at the end of the video... must have forgot the Xanax
pwillits80 2 years ago