Collection of my Favourite House Scenes

[flpsnk4848]

xcuse me, I have to kill som1 xD

[PerfectSaga]

"She's a friend!"

"A friend with a squish mitten."

[Jeremy1281988]

"You okay?"

"I just tripped over Wilson's self-righteousness... "

One of my favorite lines.

[NMVK3]

I swear when House and Wilson talk about sex ...it always reminds me of when girls are gossiping ...soo cutee...lol

[dadhdj123]

My wife died because she signed a consent form I didn't want her to sign... DIED!

[iProdiigyyx]

PAuse at 0:45 ? ONS? i thought it was nos

[82erkle]

@iProdiigyyx They probably just aren't using the brand name to get sued.

[VivaLaMente]

Pause at 7:15.

xD

[skullosordie]

thank you for just posting the clips and not posting music with the numbers of each clip

[Thebloodhofe]

omg seriouslt its a tv show he doesnt have asperger;s syndrome just stop trying to analyze everything dear god

[31operafan]

I would love to be on this show...but I think it would be hard for me to keep from laughing.

[haninabualrub]

Great man House.. 3:49 yeeeeeeeees..

[marnimoon]

Friend with a squishmitten... She's going to eat your head after you're done... LOL

[waaatwat]

...DIED.

[emdclapton]

5:20 :D

[anniebannanie143]

Excuse me, I have to go kill someone <3

[31operafan]

xD "Yes, I slept with her." "Seriously?" "No."

House obviously didn't notice the tone of sarcasm in Wilson's voice. 

[VSL123]

@31operafan There was none - that's why it's hilarious.

[31operafan]

@VSL123 Actually, there were subtle signs, like the way Wilson said, "Yes, I slept with her." House probably cannot tell when someone is being sarcastic, and I believe Wilson knows this. xD

[VSL123]

@31operafan Oh please, if we all just watched that one scene and wilson didn't say he didn't sleep with cuddy then we'd all think he did. There was no sarcastic tone and that's why it's funny - House is intelligent enough to know when someone is being sarcastic. Wilson wasn't being sarcastic, he was lying for humour.

[31operafan]

@VSL123 Some people believe House has a condition known as Asperger's Syndrome, which can explain why he's so intelligent, but somewhat socially inept (there are a lot of scenes that prove this). People with Asperger's have a lot of trouble with humor and sarcasm. That's probably why Wilson said, "There's something wrong with you."

[QZaman91]

@31operafan

He has no problem with socail interaction he understands it way too well.HE can choose to interact normally if he wanted easily.People with aspergers have problems imagining and partaking in socail scenarios. They have alot of difficulty interacting and developing elabrate plans as house does. Even if they tried they hardest.

[VSL123]

@31operafan Don't invent some infliction upon House. He has no problem with social interaction. Wilson said a statement with no tone of sarcasm - it was essentially a lie which he revealed to be a lie to great humour.

[dawnmovies9]

willson reminds me of doctor who

[ADAMMMSaVaGe93]

Wilson: ''you're symbolicating killing him" hahahah lol amazing!

[godlovetheoc]

can anyone give me a link where i can get actual free websites so i can watch full house episodes please :)

[raulz28]

@godlovetheoc tubeplus,freeonlineepisodes,ho­usemdvideos,

[KornFlace]

I really cant tell about Cuddy: MILF or not MILF?

[Whacko34]

God I'd love to be a doctor like House. Too bad that's what's going to get you fired and make you unhireable

[ImForeverHers]

The bad part is, I know each episode.. I watch to much house..

[ficopficop]

@ImForeverHers but you have to admit that there ARE stuff that you CAN learn and use from the series :)

[kakairuislove]

house is drinking zone i love hm even more lol 

[TheWeaselette]

"Seriously?" "No. You have a problem, House."

=D

[Setebos]

If I thought I could become a doctor and be this snarky around people, I would've studied harder in school.

[ssjspider]

hooray 1:57!!!

[ushioooooooooooooooo]

hahahaha

[full7fraizze]

What happended to Wilson at ep22 season 3 ??

[MynameisnotKees]

@full7fraizze House gave him drugs without him knowing, he was on speed. :'D

[555discovery]

@full7fraizze House had put something in his drink...

[ZeroTolerance4BS]

@full7fraizze Hosue dosed wilson's coffee with speed after seeing him yawn while they were talking, When asked if he was tired or bored wilson said no. House then figured wilson was on antidepressents because yawning is a side effect apparently. When Wilson confronted House about it he yawned again and House was upset that wilson didnt tell him he was on anti-depressents. Great episode..you should watch it.

[mindsoulbody]

@ZeroTolerance4BS Which episode is that where Wilson is high?

[ZeroTolerance4BS]

@mindsoulbody Resignation...Season 3 episode 12? i think

[Siobhanxo95]

BLASTFOMER!

[246Sparkle]

I love this show...Hugh Lauri is definitely the best!!! :)

[Porcelanesa]

2:12 Wilson had finally found a way to prevent House from eating his food, telling him he had slept with Cuddy! Look at that un-eaten fry.

That was a Wilson VICTORY, but he didn't notice... Too bad. ;)

[Siobhanxo95]

"She'll get that jungle fever eventualy.."

LMAO! Love House!

[brokenxstitches]

LOL "died"

[nicky3217]

"I'm not the one who's pretending to killing someone" ........."I have to go kill someone" XD

[TheUnseenObscurity]

I lost it the first time i saw House do that little backwards double take at the beginning.

[lovelyspringweather]

pretty much anything with wilson is like my favorite scene

[muderousegg]

Yawning isn't from fatigue.

[schlumbl84]

I love how House says "srsly" at 2:15 and 2:26! Makes me laugh every time! And Wilson on Speed is hilarious!

[BlackNoir]

I love "Speed Wilson". :3

[pinkpuma24]

"I just tripped over Wilson's self-righteousness."

[TheWonderfulWombat]

"Symbollicalating--gosh that's a hard word"

I love Wilson sometimes.

[kkwillsaveus]

You loved the end of season three.

[Sakuri90]

"Wow, even the ass-kisser won't agree with you. You must be wronger than I thought." XD

[playmymusic96]

ouch shaving pubes... ouch! i dont' wanna think about it.

[KingElvis1977]

@playmymusic96 hey shaving pubes is the best thing you can do, I love to shave myself and to shave my wife, it is awesome, and p.s. it does not hurt at all.

[Siobhanxo95]

@KingElvis1977 thats alittle more than what i needed to knoww?

[anastasia448]

yay season 3

[piaaguilos]

Symbolicating? XD

[0florafairyofnature0]

You just played the dead husband card... My wife died because she signed a consention form I didn't want her to sign... she just died!! xDD

[mythghost]

i'd love to see house and carlin together but that's not gonna happen since one died

[FunFlirtyFlute]

@mythghost

carlin? Who's that?

[mythghost]

@FunFlirtyFlute  carlin is short for George Carlin the late comedian type in carlin air line safety for his best routine

[ScalieSubstance]

"...Died..." LOL!

[D4rkG34r]

"Yes, I did." - Wilson "seriously?" - House

[Gundi2605]

Seriously?? no.... 2nd time: Seriously?? no :)

[DirtySouthernCham]

BACK OFF FORMAN!!

[zeezee122009]

thanks for putting the epidoes!

[silly004]

lol at 3:00

[drshields1988]

ive never noticed until now how girly camerons voice is

[drshields1988]

its not lupus chase...DURR

[emperiom3]

btw in which episode does wilson look at the girl's breast's?

[ActuallyISLove]

"Symbolicalting... gosh, that's a hard word."

[flokomike]

8:23 185 excuse me i have to go kill somone

[nemke1990]

-Yes,i slept with her...

-Seriously??!

-No...

Yes you did...

-Yes i did...

-Seriously??!

-No...you got a problem House...LOL

[MITHWORLD1]

I love house too,and it´s only mine,Sakito... ;)

[dAforgetful01]

excuse me, I have to go kill someone XD

[Maestrodinhoequi]

Good job ! (with names of episodes) !!! Excepcional moments !!

[glockiller]

anyone else one notice that House is drinking ons instead of NOS at 0:45 lmfao mmmmmmm nos

[Bielak999]

Willson on "speeed" is the best xD

[ScarletCrow]

@Bielak999 I've actually been on speed as medication before.. you aren't quite as jittery as Wilson was in the show, but that crazy incoming heart attack feeling? Yeah,had that happen twice.. one of my top 3 creepiest feelings of all time : /

[Rusaarules]

@ScarletCrow Still funny as hell though.

[ScarletCrow]

@Rusaarules Oh yeah, definitely :D

[House706]

My wife died because she signed a consent form that I didn't want her to sign. . . *shakes head* Ddduh..DIED. XD

[Apollyon511]

0:47 shameless product placement.

[kero110]

lmfao i love his face after wilson says "yes, i slept with her"

[MsFlaca123]

is it just me or does cameron sound different in the beginning of the vid and the season now

[ThatGamesGuy]

@Gatorfan327

The Vid Uploader is British.

As far as I'm concerned the Canadians, and British add that u to favorite.

[Gorgeous77777]

Back off Foreman! , omg im lying on tn my carpet and im laughing like a stupid :P

[Porcelanesa]

haha 2:15, House's face after Wilson says "Yes I slept with her", he's not joking at all now and at 2:25 too!!!

"You got a problem House" hihi

Wilson can manipulate him too.... :D

[HouseIsLove1]

wilson on speed=greatness !

[PeaceLoveAndVicodin]

Yes, that is the funniest episode in all of T.V!!!

[2AlkAlina2]

lol in the last scene when he tells about his "dead" wife...."DIED!"

[Wyndisis]

I love the last one!

[use6less]

what's house saying on 2:06? i'm not american so i don't understand...can someone tell me?

[DRK3V0RK14N]

he's saying "blasphemer"

[use6less]

thanks

[XxXfiredancerXxX]

he said blasphemer

[mozzybear95]

Blasphemer!!

...-just realized how that could have been taken- Um. That's what he said.

[CacheTaFace]

Wilson on speed is the funniest. Thing. Ever.

[TungstenArbiter117]

I love the one where House drugs Wilson.

[rk212005]

is there any episodes with house and cuddy but not with songs? just normal episode?

[rk212005]

it looks like house doesnt like that cuddy is with someone else ha!

[AishwaryaWorld]

she's a different species. She'll eat your head when she's done. LOL.

[Vaega1]

the girl that Wilson examined is so pretty, who is she, the actor?

[llmgr0en]

Haha i just LOVE the end with Camaron and House

[Sd3560]

<3 scene at 1:45 :p

[Lakhesys]

what's wrong with Wilson??

[EuskaltelEuskadi]

he's not on anti-depressants, he's on speeeeeeeeed!!! House drugged his coffee. weird, I know.

[bijucheeks]

the voices in the vid are a bit high lolll..

[claire0783]

Remy Dr. Remy Hadley

[NoDaYbUt2DaY576]

"you did not just play the dead husband card..." <3

[lunarheart14]

Remy

[KeatonIsFTW]

You can only understand the jokes fully if you watch the full episode. This show is very complex.

[rachelx1129]

LOL. "Not me this time."

"BLASPHEMER!" haha I love that scene with Wilson and House and he keeps asking if Wilson slept with Cuddy and Wilson keeps leading him on. lmao.

[Shadow2271]

Why dies house call thirteen thirteen?

[lunarheart14]

When House hired them, Remy wanted to be called Thirteen (because she was number thirteen in the line up) because she doesn't want anyone to know her past.

[emmettcullenrox224]

yes i slept with her

seriously?

no....

hahahahahahhahahaha

[ElizabethBathoryx]

Wilson on speed.

Oh god, I died laughing.

[SepsisCIPA]

why does cameron sound like a 12 year old

[Lypiec]

nice film :)

and my favourite season! ;D

[Orelloalqua]

Se agradece que pongas la temporada y el numero de capitulo... gracias

Nice

[vysehrad]

did you speed this up a little? it's a bit unsettling

[LetiziaRocca]

excellent vid, but you missed the famous wilsons sentence: I'm not on antidepressants, I'm on speeeeeeeeed!

[vysehrad]

*jazz hands*

[LetiziaRocca]

LOL yeaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

[Bullfrog91945]

"It is possible to have a friend of the opposite sex -- "

"BLASPHEMER!"

[jenwazheresoyeah]

hes had a good long life. Its his time.

[kvyas2]

the nurse at 4:08 ahahha

[elephantlover1995]

I love this show and all the funny scenes in it. Thanks so much for putting this together.

[illbackyouup]

Notice how most of these are from Season 3. Best season so far IMO.

[Versigo]

symbolicalating ROFL

[aliceofhearts]

OMG!  He's drink a NOS! Woooooo~!

[Olliekooky]

aha I love the way he strokes his stubble on saying "and forgot to sneak the shaving cream" but another really amazing scene is when cuddy comes in and says that house has really outdone himself now,then house remarks how he has swiped a free T bone steak by hiding it with a salad

[Kittycatnya12367]

Lol 7:08

[DocWyldeCard]

Indeed, best scene ever. XD

[STONECOLD1988]

love that scene when cameron wakes up house

[bettyboop3932003]

4:55 Is the best!

house: Nothing! This is how regular people look when you wake them up.

his face is awesome, like a cranky person waking up. lol

oh i guess that is what he is.

lol =]

[corajesanzero]

-yes, i slept with her

-seriously?

-no

-yes, you did

-yes, i did

-seriously?

-no. you have a problem, house

LOVE IT!!! xD

and Wilson on speed... that's a classic!

you know what i'm saying and you know i'm right! xD

[TheJorus]

That's what I said...

[tvap1122]

who do u think would win in an insult contest? Dr. House or Dr. Cox from scrubs? i think between house to cox its about 60-40

[ilovecakexD]

seriously?

no

wilson freaking out is one of the best things ever xD.

[XPhile10131121]

6:24 is my favorite scene ever! hahaha...I have it taped on my phone and watch it every day. =)

[Kingrex16]

my favorite too dude,

[Dragon0007]

my wife died because she signed a consent form that I didn't want her to sign.............. died.

[MsJustMeE]

yeah, play the dead wife card..

LOL

[CanadianSliwka]

I love the part when Wilson jerks House around by saying he slept with/ didn't sleep with Cuddy! My Dad told me that apparently the actor who plays Wilson was supposed to play House at first!!!

[TheJorus]

Actually it was Hugh who thought he wouldn't be House, and thought Wilson's actor would be him, and he would be WIlson, but it didn't go as he excepted.

The roles were always set as they are currently.

[doggiewolfclaw]

That's true and Hugh Laurie (House) was going to audition for Wilson until he saw the character description "nice and caring person, kind face, etc.". Laurie also thought Wilson was the main character and then switched to auditioning for House.

[thesims08]

lol the most fin when his heart beated 185 ^^

[kumgdon]

which episode is that in?

[BornToLiveForever]

This vid is a very good example of why House MD is the most watched show in the world.

[WuvChanAKASkittles]

I watch these when I need a pick me up.

Gosh.....for the most part, season 5 was really serious.

I understand it, but I miss all the snarkyness and the funny moments.

I hope they come back in season 6.

[faithsalem4]

I know! It is! I heard they actually built their friendship from Watson and Holmes. Holmes. Watson. House. Wilson. Too similar.

[Akirasmoo162]

David Shore, the creator, did a lot of little connections like that. A house, and a holme (home). Holmes played a violen (or viola) while House has the piano, both had drug abuse issues (opium for holmes), etc...

[fraserfj]

thankyou so much for the episode annotations

[indianajonesfan4ever]

i love the episode at 6:22

[sernity230]

Last one is my fav. Consent form I did not want her to sign. died lol. I love that line.

[andas222]

what episode is the last clip from?

[Hippexlk]

that's standing there, episode 19 from season 3

[grove37]

9:43 my fav

[faithsalem4]

My favorite episode has to be the Christmas episode where he tells the cop off. I love House!! He's so funny!! And House and Wilson are my favs on the show! The two are hilarious together!