LisaNova's Life is About To Change & So Can Yours!!!

[Doctors2Advocate]

Ahh these old vids bringing back memories...

[TheXV22]

"how big is ur cock ?!!

I got a twenny inch cock !!!"

LMFAO !!!

[ashura517]

is ben lisa's brother?? they look alike..i dunno..must watch more of their vids!

[renee52288]

@ashura517 yea there brother and sister

[mzElizabeth101]

Lisa I love ur vids soooooooo much ur so funny I'm only 13 and I know it's not he best thing in the world but I look up to u ur my idol I hope to have as many views and subscriber s as u I hope u saw this u u know ur the best thing ever :) :) :)

[itsjjooee]

are you kidding ... you're a babe i'd rail you any day

[IEmptySkyI]

Well Lisa, I think you are a very beautiful woman. When I watch your videos or other videos you appear in, I think you are funny. Big fan and I hope you make more videos.

[MisssPorcelainDoll]

LoL your so funny!

[PearlRoads]

LOL!

[MisterDoodyHead]

hahahaHAHAHAhahaha!!!

[DeAndreJ]

Hahahahahahaha sammo class o 95 biotch hahaha

"how many miles you done?"

99 in your mother!

"Wo! Don't u ever tAlk about my mom like"

Sorry sorry his MOTHER!

[sabrinaisonline]

YOUR HILARIOUS! I seriously can't imagine someone saying something bad about you or these vids! cause not only are you amazingly talented but as we've seen in videos, ur also really nice! befriending strangers and giving change to homeless people giving out roses! keep doing this forever please!!!

[TheStuntmanJ]

The Bdonski never disappoints. Always hilarious !

[splooshfoosh]

Lisa I hate you more than anyone in the world. P.S. you're ugly.

[ghosttimer]

I try that before it does not work that why God gave us the mind to creat guns like the movie shot em' up said anyone can be a badass if they have a gun in hand.

[bestbeatdownever]

who would put lisa is ugly shes pretty

[FashionistaAtlanta]

NO OFFENSE to lisa, but i've seen a lot of making fun of self esteem videos with her type stuff and some of you say she doesn't have low self esteem, im sure she doesn't now, but i bet you a million bucks she did at one time! I would bet money on it! That's not an insult.

[charliesshortfilms]

BRING HIM BACK IN THE STATION! =D

[mythmanjay]

good thing this is funny comedy, because Lisa's self-confidence is too strong to have made the opening sequence a believable 'drama'. I know 'shee posess great skioooooos,' but "Lisa losing confidence" is as believable as "Captain Jack Sparrow dying"---i.e. it would take a Bruckheimer-level production-budget to pull it off.

[Tatt17]

OMMMMG I LOVE THEBDONSKI

... is he your brother ?!

[BelgianDan]

"Its true, because I believe it's true" lol

[mythmanjay]

lol "Amen, bruthuh! Yayy-ess:-D"

[mightyd76]

That is dark. Love it!

[srhpirate2]

love it

is this the johnny depp guy from the other video?

rock on, lisa!

[0KissMix0]

Haha 1-900-696-969 HAHA! So many 69s

And your mother!!

And Lisa.. ou fuckin rock !!!!!! And ur pretty :]

[BaskGurrl]

OMG, emo guy really DOES look like Johnny Depp !!

[CheatsXe]

what saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa???

5 stars

BYE BYE !

[thebdonski]

Incredibly stupendous video!

-bdonski

[Okgenuine]

Ya why aren't there more Jimmy McSimmons vids. I used to know people exactly like this. Stop being a pussy son! Welcome to the rest of your life! Because I believe in charity. Lol. They started doing a lot of cocaine. Which is prolly what would happen to Jimmy McSimmons eventually.

[nickbarlette]

lisa,your hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[Houseofmicky]

i miss the johnny depp guy

:(

bring him back for more videos

[Houseofmicky]

this has always been one of my favourites

classic lisanova

[produceproductions]

this video still makes me laugh. watch the "johnny depp" guys arm when Jimmy McSimmons carries him away. It's funny as hell.

[juscryandsyd]

MORE JIMMY MCSIMMONS!!!!!

"& your mother, because I believe in charity" - Jimmy McSimmons.

LOL

[seekwhensays]

"I have asthma."

LMAO!!!!

[freecell14745]

i love it, McSimmons???, love it

[gelehead420]

Lisa I think your beautiful,talented,and very funny.Don't listen to bad comments,it's just jealous people,trying to feel important.

[wessouthern]

Years later and this one still cracks me up!

[Yourmomisdeadbish]

I HAVE A 20 INCH COCK

[CloanLabs]

Lisa, I am such a total pussy. I constantly out myself publicly to bashers so they won't have to think up witty questions to ask me about my orientation.

I think it's possible I may need Jimmy McSimmons' help, but (truth be told) I'm scarred shitless of him. My fingers rattle when I try to dial the number.

I've tried talking my way out of beatings before and maybe that's all I'm really doing here.

But maybe just talking about it is a first step to summoning courage. Maybe MY life CAN change!

[Scorpi0]

Oh god I feel the same, you are cute :D

[TaylorKos]

I love you so much!!!!!! DATE ME!!!

[HappyCheeks95]

lol this is my favourite lisanova video

[HopeDiamondSS16]

Hahah! :) I loved it! Your brother is hilarious!

The phone number part was funny: 6969 

Lisa, you are awesome!

-Chris Hon

[AragonRoyo]

Lisa, who gives a shit what the Haters think, everyone thinks they're scum at any rate. You're the best, LisaNova.

[raymondrtcc]

Wow!. She got so much guts and self confidence to say that.

[raquelle08]

hahah that guy "my mothers dead..." lol

[YouSuckJustike2pac]

fuck i love you lisa.

[amc91a]

lisa shoulda done more lol

but hilarious

[natascharamirez]

it would have been even funnier if lisa had said the whole confidence thing at the end also...

[nerdtasticaldes]

hahah

"why you looking at my balls son?!"

"don't, i have asthma"

oh my god that was funny.

[kubrickfan72]

I have a 40 inch cock.

[surfnakd23]

I love how her face drops right at the begining. I'd be pissed. but why didnt SHE call Jimmy McSimmons?

[f0rt0r]

LisaNova, I think that you are funny, but you are also beautiful...I don't know which is the best one to complement you on!

Yours Truly,

Confused Subscriber

[fireli5]

You're a good actress, Lisa. You're really adorable, too. The only thing is that....well lets just say that TBS wouldn't give everything you do the "laugh heartily" rating.

[surfnakd23]

what r u lookin at my ballz for. been using that one for years. still gunna use it untill they quit starin at my balls. u pussy.

this vid works. thanks jimmy.

[rlcherwinka]

i have a 20 inch cock... haha! love it!

[MarcoPolo3]

OMG

[lightblooshorts]

lol. before i saw that part, i was like, what a perv!!!!

[dasani575]

lisa you r FAGET HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[fireli5]

is that french?

[4000angels]

<3 Lisa sketches

[ratskcub]

I love you Lisa Nova!

[LaurensVJJ]

lol "don't i hav asthma...don't"

[claudiawas]

i have a 20 inch cock, cause i believe in charity. Sweet! so do i but i dont have one! ROFL jk haha

[infinite1ness]

LOL!! Lisa's video's rock!!

[mongoliaboy]

Lisa you are funny and really awesome!!!

[pouyanman]

ur not ugly ur actualy hot

[ModOrRocker]

love this video. That one guy looks sooo much like Johnny Depp even without the pirates costume, it's insane. Very funny!

[droktiskzz]

i just don't get it why people call you ugly and fat, or why they say that you make horrible videos. you are the exact opposite!

[playboyx5g]

yo that was a dumb ass video.u have 2 cents in ur pocket and 5 cents on the way u non ,confident biotch.

[hillarymary]

you are a princess without a castle and you have a 20 inch cock!

[yoyi2011]

ur fucking hot

[fatwhiteandnerdy]

ur not ugly lisa

[forakiller]

this girl is NOT ugly !!!!

[extitans]

haha nice. but yea, ppl can be real jerks, yor vid must get em real deep lmao. nice.

[tarynactress]

Lisa.. your friends are so frickin' talented. (As are YOU sweetie!)

[TheFakeLisaNova]

As someone who has a portion of Lisa Nova's spirit residing within her, I just want to say that Lisa accepts you as you are, criticism and all. You have a right to express yourself, as does Lisa Nova... @ballsOFstellForever

[timmchap35]

ballsofstellforever you suck! your parents are not happy that you're on the internet beating off and leaving mean comments like this! You're 12-15 years old~!!! grow up and actually produce something... other than shitty insult comments

[timmchap35]

ahhaha get to steppin

the west coast is so messed!

[1happiness]

all the part is funny!!!.. till the my mum is dead..

[CptJackSparrow82]

LOL lisa YOU SUCK A FAT ONE!!!!

[liquidRED]

you're awesome and i love all your videos!

[TheFakeLisaNova]

No need to worry. None of our friends are packing trouser sausages that long. @kimberleigh

[SOCKandDaniel]

awesome vid

[yougotshtyle]

LOVE the first 20 seconds...the rest is some bullshit.

your videos really are not funny.

[FredrickVonShwinkel]

i like them. They are different.

[CptJackSparrow82]

LISA you suck a FAT one and you are an ugly slutty whore LOL

[RidderKors]

second time you said LISA you said LISUR just like kennedy said to lisa simpson :P haha

[brainy1200]

My uncle has diabetes I THINK. I have to find my english teacher but she's like died or somthing:!

[ebok1]

aww Lisa ur not ugly so can yourself!!!

[roseshine]

"my mum is dead, it's not funny" well XD

[mongoliaboy]

Lisa your funny L love your videos You must be a really sweet person YOU ARE THE BEST long live lisa nova

[CptJackSparrow82]

mongoliaboy , the reason why she seems sweet is cause she is a slut. she FUCKS every guy she meets. she even fucked the guys that were on this video

[ReliableInsider]

This video makes a good point. Don't overreact, the way Lisa does.

[specialboyp]

nice vid=)

[JesseQuintana]

Nice

[tiagomdv]

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[kindiestimies]

1000 comment

[FrequentlyFried]

1000

[Hilakos]

Pandas smell funny.

[NotSafeFerWork]

watch my vids please

[princessfaire]

Hahahaha! That was great! Soooo true!

[hadiramin]

that guy looks a lot like johnny depp, isn't he that guy of that keira knightly video of where he also was playing to be johnny;)

[HinataX0ox]

yeah it was but it is AMAZING how much he looks like johnny depp!!!

[Kisame619]

Lol, when the guy who needed help said "I've got a 20 inch cock", the bully was fucking dying to laugh. He even turned his face away from the camera lol

[PeterTopia1]

what is your problem you write that piece of garabage on every video of lisa nova she rocks and you probably are a stupid moron

[Liloskat]

hahaha my mom's dead its not funny xDxD

[Josinthebox]

I think your brilliant and gorgeous! Don't let the haters get to you!

[SetTheControlsForThe]

That's Hilarious and sad at the same time, touché Lisa.

[RenegadeFury]

ur vids fail ur confidence shall die u fawking prick omg omg omg omg epic fail

[RenegadeFury]

u r a fag

[Imagirlk]

He's really sexy the guy who got the help lol...he looks like johny Depp

[violoncellistar]

hilarious! why has it taken me forever to discover you?!

[tt0the]

difinitively My most favoritable lisa nova vid by fareous.

[LisaNovaIsCute]

PLEACE DON'T READ THIS!

I'am in love.

Send me a private messesage Lisa and I'll be happy!

[bedoboy]

This is a great vid coming from a shy person in real life but loads of confidence online James x

[bluemercuryx3]

hahaha i love this. its amazing!

[honeytrap18]

Lisa I think you have a beautiful face

[meANDmyRICE]

rice rules! (no im not asian)

[MysterEy1]

LisaNova a.k.a. the dreaded LisaBots must surrender to the People's authorities. Lisabot will be tried in the court of Utubia.

She is Wanted DEAD or ALIVE.

MysteryBot

[PeterTopia1]

meanie stop being mean you have to respect she did not spam all she did is leave nice comments with her friends to make some people feel good i wish she would have put a comment on my account :(

[neutrino78x]

lol, well, the part where the emo guy gets shoved to the ground, that was my life in junior high and high school, I never really had a moment like they show here, but then in 1999 I joined the USN as a Submariner, I don't think any of the bullies were man enough to do that. :) I don't think you're ugly at all Lisa, I think you're a beautiful angel!

[beekun807]

stupid but veeery funny

[shark153]

hey lisa ,there will always be people who hate you , but then there's the thousands of people who luv you keep it up . one of your fan

[PeterTopia1]

your right i love you 2 god bless you lisa nova!

[iDontKnowOfficer]

"wat u lookin at my balls for" hahahaahhahahaa

[xxstormixxo]

LMFAOOO i lvoe this thingy!

[burgerman33]

u nkow what ha8ter fuck u gaywad yeah the guy below me is a queer eyed shitcake

[lisanovah8er]

gay + overly scripted= lisanova vid

stay away from mad tv

[lisanovah8er]

gay + overly scripted= lisanova vid

stay away from mad tv

[ICantFinishAnyth]

hahaha....not only is this video awesome, but the fact that you uploaded it on my birthday makes it....really awesome! you rock my socks

[elysia05]

lmao...very funny!!

[gooogley92]

dat guy looks like your brother...you guyz look similiar..u know da guy dat starts da commercial, luv da vid! 5 starz! luv ya lisa!

[DWBproductions]

i love this vid

[sacranite]

It's true 'cause he's Jimmy McSimmons

[Quent1124]

My friend would kill somebody if they talked about his dead mom. He beat somebody I know up but he didn't know. I bet he'll think twice b4 he talks about somebody's mom.

[monkwhy]

LOL.. pissed myself within the first 5 seconds.. awesome.. thats one of your best vids. LOL

have fun

- MonkWhY -

[Paul186]

never finished my confidence rap..

da sucka false cracked my jaw..

it's wired shut..jus' great.

[WoosterFanGirl]

Fun :-)

Jimmy McSimmons reminded me of characters from "Arrested Development", with all the ridiculous pompous attitude. Haha!

:-) ~L~

[chemicalasylum]

these videos aren't good...

[Kitbex]

why the hell is youtube still soooo full of trashy comments and spamshit?! maybe you guys are crowned with a super 2000 meters cock, but with no brain at all. lame

[Kitbex]

I mean the tons of users here, not this video

[ElMattao]

ur brothers so mint, i love him almost as much as i love you :')

[GraceAbby]

lmfao

[crackers5252]

Nobody has a 20 inch cock Lisa.. Not even your brother..

[krissietintin]

the guy that gets beaten up looks like johnny depp haha

nice vid xD

[heyitzemmi]

whenever someone says 'your mom' to one of my friends, he always says 'my mom's dead' haha this reminded me of it. :]

[moopsiecakes]

this is my favorite.

[lint0peer]

That's great stuff zomg.

[CoolCarly16]

you are so funny and you are pretty lisa

[NickOnassis]

im a little slow... was that a 50 inch cock and 20 mil in the bank or 20 inch bank and 50 banks cock? im a little hard now either way; thanks for the boost! funny vid 5* =)

[NiteAngel]

Oh yea dont us a lisa BOT anymore, please! I'm sure it was one of those greepy Horny dick face monkey males hanging out around you.

[NiteAngel]

Liza you got some really greepy GUYS hanging around with you, What gives?????????

[flunkysoul]

we love eating lisa's shit for breakfast, then occasionally she let's us do a video for being good slaves

[BinarySpike]

... no wonder people hate you lisa ...

[PDVlover]

Beautiful but vapid. A stereotypical american female and apparently proud of it.

[PDVlover]

And the wiggerboys are equally idiotic.

[DogmanFilms]

however... they've both fucked your mother

[blakbro2k]

i got a better way to build confidence. A good ol' fashioned protein shake. I'd love to give you my personal blend.

[thaeds]

a 20 inch cock would be more trouble than its worth. Think about it. You could never wear shorts. Who wants to live a life without shorts?

Not me

[666NEO]

DO YOU REALLY READ THE COMMENTS

[blakbro2k]

HA....

[Okgenuine]

It's true because I believe it's true! Lol. Ya, life isn't like high school.....it's more like 4th grade...

[WEWINTHECUP]

Lisa ure pretty..

[kewpiesbadhairday]

lame

[Pyrethryn]

It needs to be asked: who is lisanova blowing at youtube?

[flunkysoul]

Tom from myspace you idiot. Don't you know that he owns youtube too!

[ralaboo]

lisa I love you, dont feel bad people dont understand you, but I do , understand . Great video lmao if you beleive in yourself others will beleive in you...

[nivlakRD]

great job on ur 20inch cock!!!

[FrenchConcrete]

The commercial flash on the screen was a bummer.

[JonnyRidge]

HAHAH "get to steping"

[jay733]

That dude looks like Johnny Depp to me