Keine's Theme - Plain Asia

[TheCarfelVirus]

OWATAAAAAA

[CpnGame]

(listens to video... browsing history window pops up on own)

o.0 Keine is trying to contact me...

[Meowiing]

someone said this was a bad theme

*loads gun*

[SoulOfRandomness]

@Meowiing *Sets a wild Ex-Rumia on to the person* That's better.

[NathanRomml]

Fucking Keine is like, you know,

BESTIALITY

[MitoMito0]

@NathanRomml KeineCowSex.avi

[RedBeanPorridge]

Me: Hey Keine your theme has 4 dislikes

Keine: We'll see about that *erases history*

Me: Huh? Hey where'd the dislikes go?

Keine: hehe...

[LOOOLZZ90]

4 dislikes?

You're gonna get CAVED!!!! HORUUUUU!!!!

[PoizZzen]

"Keine" is the fucking name of this girl.

[troiwgt]

After watching this video my browser history just disappeared.

[LimitBreakZero]

Gensokyo:

The one place in any universe where if you see a lycan, you suddenly feel safer.

[Iamnikan]

u need General Greivouses arms to play this theme. and maybe a bigger piano

[Afrokoopa]

i just discovered that keine means no in german... now i think i like her even more :D

[GiveUpYetGUY]

@Afrokoopa Keine actually means to not have an object considered feminine or to not have a group of objects. Ich gebe keine sheisse. If there's anyone who speaks german here please double check my spelling and grammar.

[iObsidian]

@Afrokoopa Um...

I'm pretty sure that every one knows that "nein" is no in German. LOL

[Afrokoopa]

@iObsidian keine is another word for no in german, they are used in different contexts

[D4mnX]

@Afrokoopa Keine is an word that means there are no objects of the subject in the sentence. In English, the "no" is used in 2 forms : No as a negating word (No! I don´t do this, f.e.), or as the described situation: There are no boys in Touhou, for example. In German you would say:

Es (There) gibt (are) ---KEINE--- (no) Jungen (boys, the subject) in (in, hah (; ) Touhou.

[Afrokoopa]

@D4mnX i know that, still keine is a word in german and that makes her awesome :D

[D4mnX]

@Afrokoopa Yeah, but your comment means something like "keine" is a word to negate something (No! I do not do this!). In German you wouldn´t say KEINE, Ich mache das nicht!...that would not be a little wrong...seriously, that woulda been a F in an german test =D

But lets end this discussion now...KEINE IS AWESOME =D

[Afrokoopa]

@D4mnX i found the word keine in a trollfest song (helvetes hunden garm) and that's why i came here saying that keine means no (i know this guys don't respect grammar)

Anyways i would like to leararn german in the future, and sorry for being kinda annoying ^^U

[D4mnX]

@Afrokoopa Hey, youre not annoying =D I really like it to explain some tricky german situations ;)

[Afrokoopa]

@D4mnX Thanks :)

[SoulOfRandomness]

I hate her spellcards

[Luvizart]

ZUN must really be one of the world's greatest piano/keyboard players, if not, THE best. <3

"Maiden's Capriccio" and "Native Faith" are other of many examples of his mad piano skills.

[Yibbon133]

@Luvizart His music is sequenced and arranged rather than played and recorded

[IuriSigma]

@Luvizart

I agreed, but personally think the best pianist is Frederick Chopin.

[fevimaster]

@IuriSigma I love Chopin, too, but skill-wise, Franz Liszt was better. Liszt = Performer, Chopin = Composer (Chopin <33333333333333333)

[IuriSigma]

@fevimaster

Hehehe, I agree with that xD

[b1bIs1337]

@Luvizart what piano skills?

[Luvizart]

@b1bIs1337 I read he uses a keyboard to play his music.

[CpnGame]

She looks so cute and happy when she's not a green-haired monster trying to gore people.

[SoulOfRandomness]

@CpnGame She ALWAYS looks cute.

[Kaasfrikandel]

I can play this on piano, it's not that hard

[Azothify]

@Kaasfrikandel You're right. it's not hard to play it incorrectly on the piano. Anyone can in fact. Now, playing it correctly? Much more difficult. Please don't say stuff like that without proof. make a youtube video of you saying "I'm Kaasfrikandel, and this is Plain Asia on piano" keep your face and hands in the picture and play the song. Then. And only then will I eat my words.

[KlLLAH573]

@Azothify Hmm, what's playing it "correctly"?

There are piano "arranges" for songs like these because there is no way you can hit every note for every harmonic detail in the song. We only have two hands and ten fingers.

[Kaasfrikandel]

@Azothify Ok, i will do soon

[SoulOfRandomness]

@NintenHedgehog

That's only during a full moon

derp

[joytherock]

my favor song!!!! keine let me make my homework very well but she wont let me beat her at lunatic!!!!

[NintenHedgehog]

WHERE ARE HER HORNS <:U -sadface-

[ArmezhiaTakashi]

Blasted error posts. Sorry for the multiples there!

[SoulOfRandomness]

@aliceyoshi

NOT TRUE ENTIRELY.

They were said to, but not really are.

[Kido336]

Whats all about the number 9??? tell me please!! >.<

[yoshisonic0]

@Kido336 The (9) is a referance to a joke made by zun in a instuction book in Perfect Cheery Blossom (i believe) in which he listed 9 things to pay attention to on screen (like your character, your lives, bombs ect.) and in the 9th slot he put baka (idoit moron ect) and pointed it a Cirno so now anything related to 9 is considered baka and anything Cirno is related to 9.

[Kido336]

@yoshisonic0

Dude, thanks for the detailed answer!

Now I'm a bit smarter again! =D

[SamuZX1]

@yoshisonic0 Actually, was in Phantasmagoria of Flower View

[aliceyoshi]

@Kido336 team nine contains cirno mystya wrigle and rumia there all idiots baka means idiot 3+3+3=9 so kiene's part of team nine wich means she's a baka (sorry if i misspelled annything)

[PlaystationMasterPS3]

@Kido336

you're new here, arn't you

[Gmanster64]

I find this funny, 'Keine' means 'no' (quantity) in German. It's also the feminine version.

[orbLantern]

Teacher: Pass up your 600 page essay about how Saint Patrick's Day affects turtles.

"Keine Kamishirasawa ate my homework."

Yes! finally an excuse i can use. I mean, everyone plays Touhou.

[eviltube1111]

sounds like kaguya's theme

[Dornatum]

That smile looks waaay too suspicious.

[animekirby100]

Every Touhou theme is epic. Every one of them.

[GentlemanAeon777]

Nice theme, could do this on piano.

*0:39 pops up*

Fuck no.

[ExzcellionGamma]

@GentlemanAeon777 Hey, what about marasy8???

[214CIceCar]

@ExzcellionGamma Sure, Marasy could do it... The average human can't. :p

[ExzcellionGamma]

@214CIceCar *bows down to marasy8*

[MrKitrid]

@GentlemanAeon777 Leave it to marasy then.

[hivslilbabe]

I just realized...

Keine - power to create/erase history

Lavi - records unknown history

Crack pairing potential, anyone?

[Naeneko77Inikina]

@hivslilbabe YUSH. You must do it.

NOW. >:D

[KecoughtanRAM]

DAMN every theme I watch touhou theme videos theres a comment with some math dude who finds an equation to equal 9. its like theyre part of an association..

[joelcll]

@KecoughtanRAM or you already got bored of the joke... or you don't know enough touhou

[KecoughtanRAM]

@joelcll hey, lets not get into an argument. I like touhou and i know the 9 baka thing. Im just sayin its kindof rediculously hard to think up all of these formulas to equal 9. Either that or Im not good at math.

[Hillebrand1]

well, some games really have epic music...

[TheHedgehogBrothers]

110490 views =

(1+1+4) x 9 = 54

5+4 = 9

[alyukr]

Delicious Plain...Asia

[PokeNaruBleach]

Keine makes History class more fun.

[bagelsaregood]

I always thought history was the tastiest subject.

[sarah1232343]

NOMNOMNOM HISTORY.

[SoulOfRandomness]

@Pluslefanp 3 x 3 = 9 too!

[UberGamer1030]

@coolmani1209 icky Keine! *shotgun'd*

[coolmani1209]

keine with shotgun :D

[lucarioman69]

All them meme spammers on Suwako's and Cirno's pages deserve to be CAVED.

[ExzcellionGamma]

@lucarioman69 Not me though... seriously. :D

[SirMACcles]

ZUN did the impossible thing: A music theme with less than 10 letters. Can somebody tell me, if there's even a shorter theme?

[ALeXzJon]

@SirMACcles Sky Ruin

[mewsugar1251]

CAVED!!!!

[leafyxcrowy4eva]

"Hey, I could probably play this on the piano."

0:39

"wtf no"

[Kayura5]

@leafyxcrowy4eva hahahah i though the same when i heard reimu theme....but i guess around 0:20 it go way to fast an i was like O.O

[flamesword4]

I have fuzzy feeling i heard this song befroe but it is all history there! lol



[4everMidna]

Kamishirasawa Keine - Most badass-teacher in history.

[ChachamaruFan23]

i love how her name means litterally "nothing" in german :P

[catleeena]

After Keine finishes teaching the village children about history,she is tired out by all the work.She then sits on a bench and takes her hat off,then unties some of the knots in the ribbon on top.The hat opens,keine takes her chopsticks and plunges in the box. The village children dont seem very suprised..(Shoot the Bullet) Suddenly as Aya flies by to take picture,she finds out keine's hat is actually a bento box! She flies down and takes some pictures.Keine,enraged,hurls danmaku at her.

[SageTheWriter]

This part is so hard for me, for some reason...-.-

Keine irritates me, but not as much as Reimu...SPELLCARDS ERRYWHERE

[ExzcellionGamma]

@SageTheWriter Not exactly. They're amulets... :P

[SageTheWriter]

@ExzcellionGamma Well...asdf *Totally NOT a Touhou noob ;__; *

[ExzcellionGamma]

@SageTheWriter Wha-?!

[SageTheWriter]

@ExzcellionGamma I don't know ;_;

[mithrandirbc]

I just recently beat the game, never ever mess with her accs :DDD

[ZeroTheUltimate0]

I wouldn't want Keine to be my teacher. Every time I feel asleep in her class, I'd wake up to *WHACK*!

[sbricksful]

@ZeroTheUltimate0 CAVED to be exact.

[Pluslefanp]

Oh NO! This can't be true! Keine's theme is 3 min. 33 sseconds long...meaning 3+3+3=9

Keine's a baka!

[agentlolipop001]

@Pluslefanp *Gasp*! D:

[PlaystationMasterPS3]

@Pluslefanp

3:32

3+3+2=8

comment still apply, though...

[Pluslefanp]

@PlaystationMasterPS3 Clearly I was refering to the length of the video. Thank you for pointing out my incorrection though :)

[AlucardFarenheit]

@Pluslefanp No! She's THE STRONGEST!!

[MitoMito0]

@Pluslefanp but shes a teacher!

[Nidolord777]

@Pluslefanp Cirno references don't just come up here I've seen them in many touhou videos that she isn't even in. Bad apple Satoris theme etc.

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

@Pluslefanp IDIOT

[ExzcellionGamma]

@ReimuHakureiShrine :3

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

@ExzcellionGamma O NOOOOO

[ExzcellionGamma]

@ReimuHakureiShrine *Keine also ate the history of this to-be-simply-said comment*

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

@ExzcellionGamma Heavy weapons guy:OH NO

[ExzcellionGamma]

@ReimuHakureiShrine WHO? Me or you? *ponders*

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

@ExzcellionGamma Idunno

[ExzcellionGamma]

@ReimuHakureiShrine About Pluslefanp's comment...

[beats0me]

@Pluslefanp erm.....how can she be?

she's a teacher

[UnownPikachu]

@Pluslefanp i doubt that. *shows video from a camera* Simpley Cirno was simpley trolling us with it. or could if of been Mokou. the camera bursted in flames after that...

[amvnutneara]

@Pluslefanp no cirno hired a hacker and paid him 3,000 USDs to change the time fo the song its really 3:34!!!

[Phoenix5M]

@amvnutneara No no no!!! Cirno paid the hacker 999.99 USDs!!!

[danesp101]

@Pluslefanp That is counting the loop of this song in actuality her theme last around two minutes.

[deathsoul101]

@Pluslefanp that's weird, mine says 3 minutes and 32 seconds.

[ShuyaTheDark]

@Pluslefanp Cirno fans can fit Cirno everywere x)

[BraUnY74]

@Pluslefanp I just wanna say one thing to symbolize your ovetthinking

A CAT! 

[Pluslefanp]

@BraUnY74 Meow meow Nyan Nyan

[BraUnY74]

@Pluslefanp It was a Nostalgia Critic reference, but I like your style *pet a kitty*

[Pluslefanp]

@BraUnY74 I hardly know touhou. So....derpy mcderp herp derp~

[BraUnY74]

@Pluslefanp It wasn't Touhou reference at all. Never mind, it's some western nerdy stuff.

[Mewkyuu]

@Pluslefanp "type desu again maybe if you do it enough you'll turn japanese"

no

[ShiningFlare100]

@Pluslefanp no, it's 3 min. 32 seconds. 3+3+2=8, meaning Keine isn't a baka

[solar464]

@Pluslefanp what?

[dEndiProductions]

@Pluslefanp WRONG! It skips from 3:31 directly to 3:33---meaning it is only 3:32 (3+3+2=8) long.

[Gmanster64]

@dEndiProductions Then YouTube's a baka for listing the song as 3:33.

[dEndiProductions]

@Gmanster64

Metacafe: Baaka baaka! Baaka baaka! Baaka baaka!

Youtube: atai wa baka janai no!

Dailymotion: Baaka baaka! Baaka baaka! Baaka baaka!

Youtube: 'baka' iu mono wa baka desu!

Break.com: Baaka baaka! Baaka baaka! Baaka baaka!

[ArmezhiaTakashi]

@dEndiProductions

Now, let's make fun of 4kidstv.

[MitoMito0]

@dEndiProductions >weaboo rage

[MrFonduemaster1]

@dEndiProductions Cirno tried math

[SoulOfRandomness]

@dEndiProductions 3 x 2 = 6 + 3 = 9

[bashira345]

@dEndiProductions (3x2+3=9)

WHAT NOW

[dEndiProductions]

@bashira345 Let us take the square root of each side: 17.972200755611428=9

Now square both sides: 323=81 FALSE. Keine is no baka.

[bashira345]

@dEndiProductions so 323=81

8+1 = (9) :P

[dEndiProductions]

@bashira345 323≠81. Therefore, since 81=➈, 323≠➈

FACE

[GamerzHideaway]

@dEndiProductions FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!! Have you seen FACE? That thing is SCARY... Cool-looking, but SCARY... *shudders*

[dEndiProductions]

@GamerzHideaway I am relevance and I find this comment offensive.

[GamerzHideaway]

@dEndiProductions You find Yume Nikki offensive? Cause that's what I was referencing. Don't believe me? Look it up on youtube.

[dEndiProductions]

@GamerzHideaway Lol no that's not what I meant.

[GamerzHideaway]

@dEndiProductions oh lol I love Yume Nikki. It's a really good game. Depressing though if you pay attention to the symbolism.

[ZXShadow1]

@dEndiProductions You know this is Cirno right? So 3 + 3 + 2 = 9 looks about right.

[rongmario]

@Pluslefanp lol

[Pixlization]

Pff, the two highest rated comments should at least be about different things. =3

[shengaochan]

the greatest teacher!!!

[emerl97]

@Pksmash6000 Next thing you know, Mokou will be your science teacher. And she'll make you pass if you at least blow something up or burn down the whole school. And then she'll give you an A+++ for a paper mache volcano.

[1994CodeBreaker]

@emerl97 And Eirin will be the school nurse!!

[Pokeeeveegirl]

@emerl97 Or for burning off Kaguya's head, you get an AAAAA+++++ for the entire year regardless of ability in her class.

[FlandreScarletAngel]

Keine, eat this history homework.

[agentlolipop001]

@FlandreScarletAngel *Om nom nom*

[1994CodeBreaker]

In Soviet Gensokyo, you caved Keine... XD

[ZosterZod]

@1994CodeBreaker

Wrong, in Gensokyo, Keine caves you.

In Soviet Russia, Keine hides story and makes it be gensokyo. And then caves you.

In soviet gensokyo, she still caves you.

[nokion]

@ZosterZod Just forget it and recieve your caving with dignity then hope and pray you can get Eirin to help you

[1994CodeBreaker]

@ZosterZod that is so not fair

[coolmani1209]

hear this song 2 times already, 6:66 sum

must hear again so i wont go to hell >.> or eatin by thr beast

[TheMidgetM]

I was too busy singing 'Search And Caved' when I was fighting her.

I was cave'd. D:

[Pixxa0659]

This boss is incredibly hard....

[destructiveuchiha]

Keine plays this song whenever she eats history

[KirroSoya]

Keine should've listened to Remilia and been Flandre's history teacher...

[lucarioman69]

ah HA! now I know why your name is so long!

I was on google translate and found out that:

"Hakutaku" translates as "Shirasawa"

"Keine" is "Toshi oto".

"kami" means "god"

"toshi" means "years"

"oto" roughly means "younger" or "past"

So it's "Past-years god-hakutaku" that absolutely CAVED me in the extra stage XD

[ExzcellionGamma]

@lucarioman69 You just won one internet. XD

[ExzcellionGamma]

@lucarioman69 You just won one internet. XD

[GirlforGames]

*Keine ate the history of this comment.*

[coolmani1209]

Homework is good, i know its pest for somebody, but its got a bright side :D

[choxie630]

keine's theme is very lovely, and its so catchy that it never leaves your head!! :D

[coolmani1209]

Why is every characher at touhou is girl O.O

[killmaster435]

@coolmani1209 not exactly...There's still Rinnosuke!!!

[Shyster404]

0:40 to 0:52 reminds me of a similar section in mokou's theme

Connection?

[gokk777]

@Shyster404 HOLY your right

[dewybmt]

@Shyster404 well considering keine is the closest thing mokou has to a "friend". i'd say if anything the part in mokou's theme is like the part in keines theme. =\

[Touhou1ver]

Keeeeine, eat this worthless cereal kthnx