YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name 10 times 2. say your mom's name 5 times 3. say your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this to 4 other songs. if you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 SONGS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN
a few years ago a couple went out to dinner. later that night the babysitter called and asked if she could put a sheet over the clown statue in the kids bedroom. the father said "get the kids out of the house and I'll call the police. we don't own a clown statue." it turned out that the clown was a murderer escaped from jail. if you don't repost this message on 10 videos the clown will be in your bedroom tonight at 3am with a chainsaw
YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name 10 times 2. say your mom's name 5 times 3. say your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this to 4 other songs. if you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 SONGS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN
This a very funny AND pertinent piece of work. I have shared it with everyone I know AND sent it to people who can take a joke. I WISH my band were in it! For those who appreciate simple statistics: Just compare the number of haters to the number of blokes who gave a FIVE STAR RATING!! ROCK ON! WICKED "C"! Haters gotta hate!
okay mr.gay ass fag,(happy donkey cigerette.) my friends band were n those pics so if u dont like it thn fuck off. ono one care wtf u have to say. ps atlest thy had a gf!
If that's an attempt for people to open up your profile and see/listen to your band...HA! It didn't work, I opened up the profile below you instead! HA! Beat that baggins.
Influences: Nickelback, Saliva, Disturbed, Creed, Korn, Trapt, 3 Doors Down, Metallica, Seether, Days of the New, Hinder, Nirvana, Lifehouse, Papa Roach, Staind, Finger Eleven, Shinedown, Smile Empty Soul, Alter Bridge, Cold, Taproot, Sevendust, Three Days Grace, Drowning Pool, Stone Sour, Godsmack, Puddle of Muddddd
I think we know who really needs to GET REAL haha.
I very much enjoyed the video. While I am a solo artist with music on myspace I definitely think it has become a spam wasteland. Most of the comments people try to post on my profile are nothing but promos for themselves.
Hey man, great song. Now go check out my band. lol... Actually I only have solo stuff posted at the moment. This song is freaking hilarious. I love the subtitles.
So many people are trying to reach fame, they HAVE to advertise to get noticed. and actually, some aren't even bad.
I see what point you guys are trying to make, but a product doesn't sell if no one knows if it's being sold. It's cool that you don't want to hear someone elses band, but just chill out :)
You might even click a random person and god knows he has the best unheard music ever and you love it.
totally cool with a differing opinion, but my point is literally based in reality: GET REAL. See my point? As in "Listen up, fools, I DON'T wanna hear your band!" Gnome sane?
This IS reality. You want your songs to get noticed, right? What did you do to get noticed? Upload video's and just wait? Bet not, but I just don't get your reply, really. Most bands are for real, and if you don't want to listen to them, don't.
This is like saying spamming is cool, 'cos how are you going to sell ten thousand tons of Viagra without letting people know you're there.
There's a million possibilities to get noticed in the music biz without spamming, if you are willing to be real and go out to the people, one by one. It is not as effective, I admit - but it is honest and true, unlike sending out mass invites.
I'm with GrayDreadBand on this one... interesting marketing approach wickedceltics... but there are many bands flying under the radar that are sheer brilliance.... it's a matter of sifting through the generic crap to find them.
As A&R, it's difficult not to respond with guffaws of laughter & cynical reply. However, having represented many up-&-coming unsigned acts, I know first hand how hard it is getting past the front desk of major & indie record label A&R here in Canada & USA. Thank goodness for international labels & publishers who are really open to new material. If anyone needs international assistance contact A-B-A-C-A Entertainment Group. We promise not to reply back to you with this video!
It's not a brilliant-sounding track, but god bless them, I hate bands so much. MUSIC is good, I have 000s of LPs and CDs, two iPods (120G, 160G) both full. But all the crap I get spammed by on MySpace or see at showcases / small gigs or pushed by major labels is just lame and embarrassing. "How about spending some time / On your so-called music / Instead of wasting all our time / Not cool, not cool..." Genius.
I'm conducting a social experiment... Replying to pretty much every band in my inbox that sucks (I'm ACTUALLY listening to them all first because I'm nice... kinda) and NOT blocking them to see what they say. So far, one was cool about it and said, "Haha, ok, we totally deserved that." Two others have called me a bitch. Soldiering on.
i actually used this video on a band!!! what i forgot to do was block them, so they responded with hate mail. I was laughing my as off so fucking hard. Thanks for the video dude this will definitely come in handy with the rest of the random bands sending me friend requests!!!
dude so much dedication!!! how did you come up with this! Comedy genius!!! Seriously you do comedy sketches about current shit that we all go through and never notice until we see your videos!!! Keep up the good work!!!
Oh my dearie! I played this for the folks here at the home and 11 died of massive coronaries. . . but they died with smiles on their faces. ROCK ON, YOUNG FELLA, ROCK ON!
Befow????
SmeeLord 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name 10 times 2. say your mom's name 5 times 3. say your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this to 4 other songs. if you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 SONGS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN
pooheadlikesu2 1 year ago
most cool man i like it!!keep it up!!
hellrider990 1 year ago
wow man awesme keep it on :D !get a band and ur awesome!
LegendColgo 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
a few years ago a couple went out to dinner. later that night the babysitter called and asked if she could put a sheet over the clown statue in the kids bedroom. the father said "get the kids out of the house and I'll call the police. we don't own a clown statue." it turned out that the clown was a murderer escaped from jail. if you don't repost this message on 10 videos the clown will be in your bedroom tonight at 3am with a chainsaw
TheLilkool1 1 year ago
hahah awesome
Catzzyz 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name 10 times 2. say your mom's name 5 times 3. say your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this to 4 other songs. if you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 SONGS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN
iHeArTmE1109 1 year ago
This a very funny AND pertinent piece of work. I have shared it with everyone I know AND sent it to people who can take a joke. I WISH my band were in it! For those who appreciate simple statistics: Just compare the number of haters to the number of blokes who gave a FIVE STAR RATING!! ROCK ON! WICKED "C"! Haters gotta hate!
sterlenstringman 2 years ago
This ws a funny thing, but I've seen funnier things, but funny for a while... or two!
0HeAvEn1aNd2HeLl3 2 years ago
why is everyone so butthurt about a funny video? get oooooover it.
corizomb 2 years ago
okay mr.gay ass fag,(happy donkey cigerette.) my friends band were n those pics so if u dont like it thn fuck off. ono one care wtf u have to say. ps atlest thy had a gf!
_dont messge me on purevolume.
asshole.
atlnikki77 2 years ago
this is a Kid Rock wanna-be.. & I AIN'T gonna post this lame video in bands comments just to boost your video views!!!!
countessnoxi 2 years ago
this was worth a laugh nothing more
Demisty1O1 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
this song is gay
greenslim1 2 years ago
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whatzupa 2 years ago
Awesome man! All American Regis!
MechanicalToasterCk 2 years ago
I noticed that Peter's had a haircut since I first heard this song.
Remind me not to right a song about my stupid ex-girlfriend.
whatzupa 2 years ago
If that's an attempt for people to open up your profile and see/listen to your band...HA! It didn't work, I opened up the profile below you instead! HA! Beat that baggins.
nowthenwheresmetabs 2 years ago
I'm not a fan of any of those bands but you're much worse than any of them.
SkyExplosion 2 years ago
"I dont wanna hear WickedCeltics"
I would Rather head Jamietheman.
Hear* sorry...I have something on my mind.
jamiethemansman 2 years ago 2
i love youtube, couse i find people like u, than make me laught!! u are awesome.
goranification 2 years ago 2
Man wicked, This is a masterpiece right here man, keep it up!
jamietheman 2 years ago
Yea!!! LOL ...I love it I can't stop laughing.
JuliaSantana 2 years ago
Man, do we relate to this song... thank you for expressing it PERFECTLY. :)
strikingmedia 2 years ago
haha i like most of those bands, but this video is HILARIOUS!!!!
sonnymoorefan934 2 years ago
woow i actually liked some of those bands,
but your outfit was hilarious
alltimelowlover01 2 years ago
this is a hella tight some rofl! *puts fist in da fucca air son*
ClipityClapMyToe 2 years ago
Wow, you just shited on a lot of bands that I like :(
Still funny though :)
princessjas314 2 years ago
LOL! While I'm an artist on Myspace myself, I do admit, I am so tired of all the band spammage. Rawk on!
alexxcalise 2 years ago
haha the all american regis's
i like some of the bands he was making fun of...but that was still freakin hilarious! lol
LallyG909 2 years ago
Spinal Tap on acid. I LOVE IT!
9taylormade 2 years ago
Ahahaha!
Despite the fact that he just bashed all my favorite bands, this guy is really funny xD I laughed.
But seriously, this song is dumb xDDD
But still, its entertaining! :D
daydreamer9663 2 years ago
Hahaha awsome!
Possumtrapper25 2 years ago 2
ahaha lol i couldn't stop laughing this is hilariousxDDDDDD
FF5Rckr4Christ 2 years ago 2
Gotta admit... this is pretty cool!! lol Well done man!!
maloneband 2 years ago 2
Influences: Nickelback, Saliva, Disturbed, Creed, Korn, Trapt, 3 Doors Down, Metallica, Seether, Days of the New, Hinder, Nirvana, Lifehouse, Papa Roach, Staind, Finger Eleven, Shinedown, Smile Empty Soul, Alter Bridge, Cold, Taproot, Sevendust, Three Days Grace, Drowning Pool, Stone Sour, Godsmack, Puddle of Muddddd
I think we know who really needs to GET REAL haha.
TragicBreakdown 2 years ago
lol the video in the back denied every band then spinal tap showed up and it accepted it
GCRokzZzZz 2 years ago
The Gabe Blades? xD
Haha NO NOT PETES HAIR!
This is funny though. xD
NikkiNemo 2 years ago
this is the definition of irony.
terraf0rm 2 years ago 5
I fav. this
TheLadsNYC 2 years ago
I wanna Hear it!! RAWK Mother Fuckers!! Listen to my band....I dont want to hear you band!! I want to hear it Rock Mother Fuckers!!
TheLadsNYC 2 years ago 2
exactly.
wickedceltics 2 years ago
I very much enjoyed the video. While I am a solo artist with music on myspace I definitely think it has become a spam wasteland. Most of the comments people try to post on my profile are nothing but promos for themselves.
eyewall41 2 years ago
soooo. shaant? hello..
stfuharlyn 2 years ago
Hey man, great song. Now go check out my band. lol... Actually I only have solo stuff posted at the moment. This song is freaking hilarious. I love the subtitles.
speakercoilmusic 2 years ago
Dum - dum - dum ... another one bites the dust... just sent a spammer here :)
Popeoferis 2 years ago
So many people are trying to reach fame, they HAVE to advertise to get noticed. and actually, some aren't even bad.
I see what point you guys are trying to make, but a product doesn't sell if no one knows if it's being sold. It's cool that you don't want to hear someone elses band, but just chill out :)
You might even click a random person and god knows he has the best unheard music ever and you love it.
GrayDreadBand 2 years ago
two words for you: GET REAL.
wickedceltics 2 years ago
I am, but you're still not getting the point?
Either way, i'm cool with your opinion :)
GrayDreadBand 2 years ago
totally cool with a differing opinion, but my point is literally based in reality: GET REAL. See my point? As in "Listen up, fools, I DON'T wanna hear your band!" Gnome sane?
wickedceltics 2 years ago
This IS reality. You want your songs to get noticed, right? What did you do to get noticed? Upload video's and just wait? Bet not, but I just don't get your reply, really. Most bands are for real, and if you don't want to listen to them, don't.
All I'm saying :] I'm not hating.
GrayDreadBand 2 years ago
no hating here, my friend. My point is simply this: GET REAL! You see what I mean? As in GET REAL, for REAL!
wickedceltics 2 years ago
This is like saying spamming is cool, 'cos how are you going to sell ten thousand tons of Viagra without letting people know you're there.
There's a million possibilities to get noticed in the music biz without spamming, if you are willing to be real and go out to the people, one by one. It is not as effective, I admit - but it is honest and true, unlike sending out mass invites.
Popeoferis 2 years ago 2
I'm with GrayDreadBand on this one... interesting marketing approach wickedceltics... but there are many bands flying under the radar that are sheer brilliance.... it's a matter of sifting through the generic crap to find them.
maloneband 2 years ago
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maloneband 2 years ago
I could say how cool this vid is, but I'll let my subscription button do the praising instead :D
Popeoferis 2 years ago
totally cool when he says "GET REAL".. LMAO
Alvaritocore 2 years ago
lol this is just funny
lingesh090027 2 years ago
get real!!!
philbertmill2 2 years ago
dude kinda looks like Tom cruise..lol
governergusgus 2 years ago
WTF is "befow" ?
SitcomSerf 2 years ago
befow=before : )
loveme5493 2 years ago
Uh... Ben Folds Five are sweet.
saveadrum777 2 years ago
As A&R, it's difficult not to respond with guffaws of laughter & cynical reply. However, having represented many up-&-coming unsigned acts, I know first hand how hard it is getting past the front desk of major & indie record label A&R here in Canada & USA. Thank goodness for international labels & publishers who are really open to new material. If anyone needs international assistance contact A-B-A-C-A Entertainment Group. We promise not to reply back to you with this video!
abacarecords 2 years ago
It's not a brilliant-sounding track, but god bless them, I hate bands so much. MUSIC is good, I have 000s of LPs and CDs, two iPods (120G, 160G) both full. But all the crap I get spammed by on MySpace or see at showcases / small gigs or pushed by major labels is just lame and embarrassing. "How about spending some time / On your so-called music / Instead of wasting all our time / Not cool, not cool..." Genius.
cedarjet707 2 years ago
Cool Dude :D
Retardfrogsquirrell 2 years ago
Great Band:)
Hillchaser13 2 years ago 2
hahahah they accepted a request from fucking kid rock and nickelback in this video, what a bunch of homos
nunchuckgun1018 2 years ago
0:39 seconds in
nunchuckgun1018 2 years ago
me neither...lol
jonjon66 2 years ago
I'm conducting a social experiment... Replying to pretty much every band in my inbox that sucks (I'm ACTUALLY listening to them all first because I'm nice... kinda) and NOT blocking them to see what they say. So far, one was cool about it and said, "Haha, ok, we totally deserved that." Two others have called me a bitch. Soldiering on.
minorkaty 2 years ago
Hey, can you check out our band? lol!!!
xwingmusic 2 years ago
Love it!!
lilquackers6 2 years ago
HAHA! very funny ! (:
lol youre really hilarious
lolgirl1271 2 years ago
Good job. Funny stuff. :-)
chaoticstructure 2 years ago
thank you.
wickedceltics 2 years ago
I'm scared to watch a 3rd time, I want to keep it fresh for tomorrow.
whatzupa 2 years ago
Don't worry, it's always fresh.
wickedceltics 2 years ago
Saying its "Not Cool" is cool on many levels.
whatzupa 2 years ago
and now I'm saying the same about you. Very cool.
wickedceltics 2 years ago
:D i got to use this today.
phry5 2 years ago
Yes, that's excellent news!
wickedceltics 2 years ago
ah, you're the best. :)
cowgirlcurtis 2 years ago
can I get an upgrade to "bestest" or does that come with the next video?
wickedceltics 2 years ago
absolute bestest.
hahahaha
cowgirlcurtis 2 years ago
i actually used this video on a band!!! what i forgot to do was block them, so they responded with hate mail. I was laughing my as off so fucking hard. Thanks for the video dude this will definitely come in handy with the rest of the random bands sending me friend requests!!!
kevinlovesyou69 2 years ago 2
it's working! Yes! Finally we have a response fit for these indiscriminate, spamming buttholes.
wickedceltics 2 years ago
dude so much dedication!!! how did you come up with this! Comedy genius!!! Seriously you do comedy sketches about current shit that we all go through and never notice until we see your videos!!! Keep up the good work!!!
kevinlovesyou69 2 years ago
Cool!
flucas14 2 years ago
love the names of those bands especially skin tight no nuts summit
meowman94 2 years ago 2
I can't stop watching this over and over again.
JonathanLondon 2 years ago
Love the old school hair and sunglasses. Funny ass song, dude. Keep up the good work.
DirtyHowie 2 years ago 2
That is a riot. I'm going to post your video as a comment on all the cr*ppy bands that want to friend me. You rock.
stevesoto 2 years ago
LMAO Freakin' hilarious dude XD
kevinlovesyou69 2 years ago
The best one yet
mchank 2 years ago
ROCK ON DUDE!
apis20 2 years ago 2
so good !
Mkirkhammett 2 years ago
haha awesome
phry5 2 years ago
Ohmigawd. This is ridiculously amazing!
trishee314 2 years ago
I don't think anyone else could voice this as well as you can.
Oh and seeing Danzig getting knocked the F**K out is priceless.
smegbabie 2 years ago 2
Awesome, original, hilarious!
Kudos mate!
gorreydeath 2 years ago
Oh my dearie! I played this for the folks here at the home and 11 died of massive coronaries. . . but they died with smiles on their faces. ROCK ON, YOUNG FELLA, ROCK ON!
WildaFrieda 2 years ago
BURN! I f'n love it, Wicked! Holla at your boy! xxoo -Swicked
Yogeoke 2 years ago
i was empty inside befow this
doubledrec 2 years ago
i've never heard anthing like this befow!
loveloveloveit!
killola 2 years ago
hell yes.
feableweiner 2 years ago 2
balls to the wall 100%.
doubleagame 2 years ago