Norton Furniture #1

[millakilla199]

Oh man. The ghoul.

[SlairMongrel]

Rats On Cocaine. That is all.

[awesomepo22]

I live in Cleveland and these airs ALL the time (with the same quality too).

It 's quite disturbing to say the least.

BUT THAT'S CLEVELAND RIGHT GAIZ

[HakoroNui]

It's okay, guys! He's here for us!

[sgtbarone]

I would see these on at 2 AM and be scared to death! Only in CLEVELAND BABY!

[lepidine]

narm. tv tropes.

[MoreButterINC]

that fucking voice

[randomguy199545]

HOLY CRAP ITS SENOR CARDGAGE IN REAL LIFE!!!

[fredrickpendragon]

THANKS YOU ELIZAGERTH

[mcjagermech]

he sounds like a ghoul from fallout 3

[ImJustSayin2014]

Mark: I don't get it... we keep losing customers. What are we doing wrong?

Stuffed tiger: ...

Mark: Yes, I see, but where will we get the dancing hippo?

Stuffed bear: ...

Mark: I never actually tried cantaloupe.

Cop mannequin: ...

Mark: But isn't murder illegal?

[TheDracqueline]

@ImJustSayin2014 lol cracked.com!

[eruption257]

Many combolations, Elizagerth.

[Capshot18]

You thought that was a real cop?

NOOOOOPE! Chuck Testa.

[TheRadicalOneNG]

Senor Cardgage?!

[obamashandjob407]

Shut the fuck up Jose

[obamashandjob407]

Just to let all u fuckers know I met this guy in Ohio he's the real deal..after two straight hours of rum and blow I gave the Guy a reeeaal good handjob and sucked him off.

It was a great experience I mean it is match Norton of Norton furniture after all ;) but either way I would say it was a great experience just being there..just being able to blow his nut it was great..great guy!

[tipperbeanfad]

Senor Cardgage. Wow.

[flutemusic67]

Please, someone make these commercials stop :(

[MrPinoyRocker]

This fckin commercial anoys me every damn time i see it

[BurakUeda]

Meet the Chris Haversam y'all smoothskins!

[xianth]

GET IN THE FLASK CASSIUS!!!

[youmongrel]

Is this what happened to Napoleon Dynamite?

[tharailwaydra]

i noticed this from rats on cocaine. anyone else?

[thickterranarmor]

Come along down for a free canceltation with one of our handsome talking experts. One o' them said they'd buy me lunch. But I don't see nobody taking me to Chick-fil-A.

[Sagefrakrobatik]

Wow. 500 hundred thousand people had the same idea i did lol

[MrScribblenaut22]

"If you can't get credit at my store...

you can't get credit anywhere!"

[chonzerfool]

It's Revolver Ocelot!

[josewaycoolerthanu]

"Oh Hai Mark!"

[ksnewsome09]

@josewaycoolerthanu Hey, keep your comments in your pocket Jose

[kylem1112]

now... seriously... *cough cough hack!

[chrisz71]

You can see the terror in the faces of the animals, right before Mark opened his mouth and killed them.

[solodatemaru]

I don't know what creeps me out more: the guy, the guy's voice, the commercial, or the fact this commercial makes me laugh.

[xXGhilliedxSamuraiXx]

Gravity... INCREASING!

[zap12555]

If you c'mon down to my cellar...

[HatoburekaSutajio]

"My name is Mark, and I could not be more high."

[Lambda217]

What are you looking at, smoothskin?

[AnarchyRatBand]

Great, now seriously we can get credit to buy big stupid porcelain animals. Thanks marchhrkkk.

[VIOLATER9000]

WTH?!? Is that Senor Cardgage?

[theindiekidable]

He's either really baked or really creepy

[Ripplin]

I bet he has a bag of melty candy bars to sell us too!

[lich109]

HOLY SHIT. I was wondering what the killer from Saw did before murder became a full-time job.

[wookiewhat]

that cop better have shot that meddling tiger

[oybeutu]

Damn good acting.

[qwik619]

Asthma.....damn.

[FightkingSNF]

This man sounds like he wants to come through the screen and kill me... *Whimper*

[SpamNapkin]

Low rates, percent signs, I don't know...

[SoshoKittycat]

Furniture sales pitch as channeled through schizophrenia.

right..... .___.

[poopinator75]

I work at a movie theatre in ceveland and this guy came in with some black chick, it was crazy haha. His girl did all the talking though I was pissed I didnt get to hear his funny voice

[Menace2Society7701]

@poopinator75 hum thats real messed up. well at least you seen a funny person in your life

[lurch321]

I hope the mannequin cop helped Mark out at the end.

[IFknHateUTube]

lol at poor people who buy furniture on credit

[Vincentsmom27]

35 people can't get credit anywhere

[themousemaster]

go buy furniture, die in the most gruesome way ever sounds like a sweet deal right?

[Niko2x4]

This guy seriously NEEDS his own show.

[sgtbarone]

This is a Cleveland thing

[Pooky1991]

These furniture commercials are some of the narmiest.

[frangipanibum]

This video made me cry because I was frightened so much.

[Penguins7114]

When I was like 10 id stay up and watch tv late at night and this commercial would come I seriously was so afraid that guy would come to my house and rape me and kill my family. They couldn't get someone less creepy for this? No wonder it only aired from 12 am to 4 am

[Patchworkdrum]

It puts the lotion on its skin.....

[sp00kynek0]

@Patchworkdrum or else it gets the hose again...

[Patchworkdrum]

@sp00kynek0 Put the lotion in the fucking basket!

[Convoicev2]

I once visited cleveland on vacation (yeah, I know, who the hell goes to Cleveland for vacation?), and I was up late watching TV, the way I do. I'm half-awake when this ad comes on.

You know sleep paralysis? I thought that's what happened to me.

[hylianrae]

Bad credit? No probalo!

[Vincentsmom27]

@hylianrae home lawn... escrow...

[yolarachel]

I live in Cleveland, going to this store

[RaineSageRocks]

Narm at its finest.

[stivaro]

The original audio for this commercial goes like this, "Hello...I'm Mark. I only have 30 seconds off of this respirator. Please buy my fuckin furniture! Seriously, I can't talk anymore."

[viciousspew]

Mark: "You gotta help me out with somethin'. What's that, Mr. Policeman? Yes, that's right! A boy's best friend IS his mother."

[barrybob32]

what a sexy beast

[DILLONSHWING]

haha Im from the Cleveland area and I remember seeing these commercials late at night when I was a little kid. This guy used to scare the shit out of me.

[android17ak47]

omg I cant believe this really exists, I just searched this randomly after wathcing rats on cocaine.

[MrMondomania]

@android17ak47 oh it exists. i live about an hour away from cleveland and i see this on tv all the time.

[wizardsofclay]

I have a feeling Mark is gonna make a me an offer I can't refuse.

[PCGameplayVids2]

Ohoho god I am SO stoned right now.

[ParrryHottter]

That cop wasnt always a mannequin...

[theindiekidable]

@ParrryHottter Looked harder working than most British cops. Probably killed a lot less protestors as well!

[lmFromNorway]

@ParrryHottter NOPE. CHUCK TESTA.

[JonathanBloggs]

Saw this on cracked, came here to post Senor Cardgage, but saw it was already the top rated comment

[ubercream]

My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!

[tawitface]

0:00-0:02,painfull cumshot

[MrPhatcatt]

Vera low prices.

[HazeBlazin420]

lol ive been there just to see this dude and hes just as creepy in person

[Frizz90]

I don't want ANY person who talks like that handling my bed!

[NateDynamite]

yea.....hes not sketchy at all.......

[Ishtarru]

Jibblie jibblie jibblie!

[Breehippy4]

wow. i just wasted 31 seconds of my life. and it affected me so badly that i had to waste more time with this comment. :P

[Ribbo]

no probalo

[PabzGLRP]

Oh hi Mark.

[alexorwhatever]

@PabzGLRP I did not hit her, I did NAHT!

[PentagonBlack]

i get the feeling that if you ever visit this store and attempt to leave without a piece of furniture, you're probably gonna end up BEING a piece of furniture in this dude's den.

[goldenagenut]

I love these commercials.

[InvaderZap]

No probalo

[PsychicStoner]

hey its Uncle Pauls friend Uncle Marc, he runs the camera for our little basement movies :P

[nuurahk83]

i can imagine him saying "hello little girl want some candy"

[MissIcia]

My name is also Mark!!

[blackshiniwulf]

For a while I thought he was stoned, the voice....

[SwingJugend]

@blackshiniwulf Yeah, what a luck he just turned out to be a cop killer/taxidermist!

[BethGoth15]

@blackshiniwulf I was just thinking! XD

[standby4excita]

thought this was a joke until i was in cleveland and saw him on tv

[kid0kami]

creepiest voice ever......ever

[WaltDog1281]

Ah, good times in the apartment in Akron late at night and that commercial comes on to freak you out.

[changs2006]

@WaltDog1281

man, so many nights where i woke up in the middle of the night on his commercial and it would really freak me out. its not this commercial but its the other one that has that twilight zone sounding music in it. it should be on youtube somewhere. this dude gives me the creeps.

[Hariuka]

so kayne from kayne and linch finally got a furniture store....great

[hookedonphonics2004]

Lmao his name is mark and you can count on it. "if you can't get credit in my store*5 minutes later* you can't get credit anywhere.

[mormonjoe]

Hmm. Creepy dude.

[PennyLane298]

i feel like im being threatened

[ULAZYCOOK]

No wonder he lost his voice, too much heavy furniture to lift

[klsjafksjdfklsdfjkls]

This commercial always scared the fuck out of me XD What happened to them?!

[crp50403]

My fuckign gawd.

[ReaperX3ro]

No probalo.

[AJNitr0]

He looks like Dr. Phil, but with a ponytail.

[NotoriousPimp24]

PAYNE AVENUE

[MrFantasticSarcastic]

If you can't get credit in my store...You can't get credit anywhere....now get in my car

[Kookykrisp]

WE ARE LEBRON!

[jaderoseofchaos]

Oh my gosh, it's Senor Cardgage! Where's the melty candy bars???

[nikky87]

you gotta help me out with something!

[Zawicki1]

Oh...I should eat a pony...Senor Cardgage is awesome.

[Reversinator]

This HAS to be a parody of Senor Cardgage.

[stubs13]

if you can't get credit in cleveland...you can't get credit anywhere

[littleicyman]

If you can't get credit in my store...

...

...

...

You can't get credit anywhere.

[Strideo1]

@littleicyman Because he'll kill you before you can leave the store and get credit somewhere else.

[adamantagnostic]

@Strideo1 Yeah, and after he kills you, he'll stuff you and put you in his store for decoration, like he did to that highway patrol officer.

[Strideo1]

@adamantagnostic lol! XD

Nooooooo!

[Maxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxim]

I had no idea this place was famous and I'm from cleveland, this has always been my favorite commercial.

687-1660

SIX EIGHT SEVEN SIXTEEEEEN SIXTY!

[usernameclassifeid]

SENOR!

[limey008]

Take a drive downtown and theres a whole mural of marc's profile painted on an old brick wall. sxiiiiiiiii lol

[taylorONtheTUBE]

hahaha and  i luv iiiit!

[RobotChickenLover11]

What in the fuck? That was so funny xD!!!

[thrillbilly2]

Hey kids, I'm the one who comes into your bedrooms late at night"...

[Convoicev2]

I saw this ad late at night.

I had nightmares.

[OMGxHAX]

i am the walrus! koo koo kachoo!

[zimmawoman]

he sounds like he's going to fall over and die.. you should chill on the pot, marc...

[bbqplatypus318]

Apparently I can count on the fact that his name is Marc.

[NitroReviews]

"you gotta help me out with somethin"

Cop "you've had enough"

[friendlyoreo]

Or, perhaps more appropriately:

Jibblie jibblie jibblie!

[friendlyoreo]

"This steak samwich is Beverly clearly my complooter, Bathsheba."

Haha. :)

[MisterTissueBox]

LOL.

[dododummy]

senor cardgage

[EchoBoomer1987]

You bet, small girl! How bout I hit you on the slant!

[Nyiddle]

@dododummy lol totally thought the same thing.

[Vincentsmom27]

@dododummy I KNOW!  RIGHT?

[vulcan2475]

man, you gotta help me out....with these delicious brownies.....you can count on it

[evilmidget]

no more pot for you, Mark

[howincrediblyshit]

At the beginning, I thought he said "Good news for people with bladder problems".

[domaug]

now, seriously...

[SheisseFicken]

that guy scares me.

[archmagi14794]

????????

[SmonG]

BEST COMMERCIAL

[kmisdarktemptation]

dude Iw ant a shirt too,

[LastTestament]

The Cop Manikin can't s help you marc.

Your mind is on clearance sale

also you sound like senor cardgage

[kwtvlive]

LOL soundsl ike a pedo

[OuchMyGlands666]

Haha I met him today. He sold us a badass $3,000 sectional sofa for a nice discount.

[klopezusc]

hahahahahahah wtff is this shitt.??

[cibcgs]

LMFAO!

My friend and I NEEDED a Norton shirt, we went in, asked for one. The entire time we were in there, Marc sat at his desk on his phone, not saying a word and watching us. So scary. But we got out shirt.

[kmisdarktemptation]

never saw a crazyest shit like this, marc norton is the man, you gotta help me out son

[SgtSLice]

lol marc , he looks like he smoked a 6 gram blunt 15 min before doing this commercial. All the reason to go visit his store i guess , im sure its a mellow place

[karikaru]

This guy is high out of his mind.

[rvdsm]

He's Steven Seagal's dad!

[kaliamalia]

and you can count on it.

[parkerjoewarren]

I met him at the store. He really talks like that. His breath stank!

[VinnyVanYiffy]

oh man these are wacky. why no more of these?

[TwosComplement]

that guy sounds like he is tripping on acid...

[paralolagram]

he probably is

[Nerfpwns]

You gotta help me out with something

[dandeentremont]

They call me... Revolver Ocelot

[countevil]

These ads are hillarious, but also disturbing. I can't believe this guy is for real.