Worst Video Game Of All Time: Strawberry Shortcake ATARI

[MistrEgg]

Attention idiots. This video was made in 2007, when the AVGN was "the angry nintendo nerd" and not nearly as famous. More importantly, he clearly states don't give him shit comments about trying to be that. Now, go fuck yourselves.

[Noobsaibot231]

You curse a lot like you're trying to be AVGN.

[maniac1075]

@Noobsaibot231 And you suck massive amounts of dick.

[Noobsaibot231]

@maniac1075 That's something AVGN would say.

[maniac1075]

@Noobsaibot231 no fucking shit, really?

[Noobsaibot231]

@maniac1075 That's also something AVGN would say.

[sanjaykotra]

Strawberry shortcake vedoe

[Vickaka707]

HAHAHAH the funny thing is that the music is sooo fucking funny while this guy is swearing his ass off

[captaincrazyhat]

worst part is I actually have this game in my atari collection

[dboy122660]

LOL...

10 pounds of dog crap in a 5 pound bag..

haha

[dubstepgamer]

Talking about "screensavers" on the Atari, there was another one called "Venetian Blinds". Except Venetian blinds has some history behind it, and was made as a joke. This is the equivalent of those cheap Chinese phone toys which play music.

[MissLori]

I love hearing ppl with accents swearing

[UglySean]

I still think the worst game of all time is certain incarnations of Donkey Kong. On the Atari 2600 or Intellivision, I forget which.

[ForcedToSignUp]

u r rippin off angry nintendo nerd

[maniac1075]

@ForcedToSignUp

It's "ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD" he hasn't been the "Nintendo Nerd" in years you stupid ass mother fucking piss gulping Lady Ga Ga fan.

[uglyworm12]

@maniac1075 "you stupid ass mother fucking piss gulping Lady Ga Ga fan."

That's a bit excessive. And how is "Lady Gaga fan" an insult.

[crashnburner187]

@uglyworm12 because only real dumbasses would listen to her and like it.

[wvd1979]

Before Dance Dance Revolution, there was Strawberry Shortcake.

[blabla2879]

i should get my 30 year old brother this game hes so stupid i think he would like it

[KleyKyle1]

OMG THIS MADE ME LOL SO DAMN HARD

[Akutare]

I love it when people say "AVGN" rip off out of spite. It's stupid.

I think this game would bore little kids.

[CrashManEXE]

Wow... that games looks so pointless. Absolutely no fun in it at all.

[1983parrothead]

Strawberry Shortcake, while it is based on a series of toys, this is most likely a toy in video game format.

[TheMhn5]

and you thought Black ops was bad!

im a fan of black ops but that was just to good to resist

[gen795]

this dude is fucking funny like shit but that game sucks i know be cause i playd it at my friends house and then when i whent tomorw he burned it like shit like wtf!!!!

[Tha4thLetterr]

wow, i use to play this game.. wheni was 5.. i dont remember a damn thing about it though

[WhoaIsMeImSoWhoa]

you're hilarious

[Rokufox]

It's not even a game...wow. Just...wow. You have to stand in awe at the shittyness of video games when the technology was new...not surprisng video games almost disappeared entirely because of these awful games

[Koolkitties]

avgn ripoff go fuck urself

[maniac1075]

@Koolkitties

suck my balls as i shit in your mouth

[svenno0007]

@maniac1075 dude u must be really gay, and a freak, if shit comes out of your balls

[svenno0007]

@maniac1075 youtube is not the place where u ask other people to suck your balls, fag

[maniac1075]

@svenno0007

suck Koolkitties shit from my balls you fermented dick milk drinker.

[RandomRandomGuys]

why did you buy it

[Krisipoke]

What a classic. It's actually one of the first videos I've heard about the AVGN in.

Memories start to come back.

[shane100555]

hehe this made me giggle! no homo.....

[toastslut]

introduction alone deserves 5 stars lol

[73mathesar]

From Google: "The object here is to put the bodily sections of each character together in the proper way, resulting in a tuneful salute of success. Mismatching the identities results in a mish-mash of musical segments from the individual tunes. The child selects a head, a body, and legs that she believes are appropriate for each character. All characters are similar, but none are dressed alike. Action consists merely of using the joystick to make selections of body parts that belong together."

[ArcadeGames]

I beat this game:)

[johnlormer]

peice of shit music...

you got me right there buddy...im in no total mood ryt now but you made me laugh at how you pronounced it...LOL!

[thumblister]

10 pounds of dog crap in a 5-pound bag... fucking priceless!

[coolusa40]

Ok. Seriously. This game use to scare the hell out of me when I was 5 years old. This game is like for 7 years old and up. Don't let anyone under 5 play this. LOL .

[ibm5150]

how I install the "Hot Coffee" mod to this?

[Bleenderhead]

How much did they charge for this?

[ObamasDad]

Hey fuck you i designed this game and i spent a lot of time on it, so fuck you for not liking it, it happened to sell really well you prick

[postalzebra22]

what year is this game from?

[maniac1075]

@postalzebra22

1983, or to the Chinese, the year of the 4-bit turd.

[postalzebra22]

@maniac1075 hahahaha i subbed.

[Dradogs2]

@maniac1075 hello you know it is thanks to you that I saw this video and decieded to see this angry nintendo nerd guy and i have been a fan ever since I saw this video 4 years ago thank for introducing james rolfe to me in the beginning whether you like it or not your the reason why i am a fan

[maniac1075]

@Dradogs2 cool, James owes me money then :D

[Misscliffy1997]

"All you do is choose one of these ugly looking fuckers, press a button and it plays some shitty music." LOLOL you are so funny :')

[troll2hero]

Wow this game is truly epic

[TheStewie09100]

ahhhh, m8 i love the way u described this vid game "10 pound dog shit in a £5 plastic bag", i was laghing so much my eyes were wartering lol :)

[TheXIIILightning]

"It's10 pounds of dog crap in a 5 pounds bag"

LMAO

[Berdetii]

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAH

[Earthdemon1]

in order to play a game on an emulator you need to have the game you are emulating on disk in which you legally purchased and the system in which you are emulating, otherwise it's illegal.

[maniac1075]

@Earthdemon1

Unless copyrights for such titles no longer exist.

[gamezonic]

@Earthdemon1 fail

[frightmare99]

What a waste of money on this cheap game. Pick a midget and a little dance that only requires your legs. THEIR IS NO POINT TO THIS GAME! I think E.T is better than this game.

[snower5554]

Carebears for atari is way worse.

[neodavie]

Ok yeah, most of the game is bad, but to be fair, boss battles were intense.

[looker999997]

Are you sure this isn't some cutesy extra feature rather than the actual game?

[robert6535]

lol

[danrichards23]

strawberry shitcake. seriously its a shame that the game makers come up with crap like this for little children to buy. i remember how pissed off i was when i was 8 and i got back to the future. i played it for 5 minutes and was so dissapointed.

[danrichards23]

WHAT????? i loved SSC. kick-ass game. we used to stay up all night playing it. i wish they wouldve had one for atari jaguar.

[WytownGT]

lol wow this is more like a "gayme" as in gay game

[redelman43199]

This video game is probably what goes on in a retards brain.

[Terrimina67]

Im sorry. I just can't get myself to call those leg spasms dancing.

[punongkahoy312]

In this kids game, the evil Purple Pieman has mixed up the body parts of Strawberry Shortcake and her friends. See if you can figure out which head, legs, and torso go together before the sun moves across the sky. If a character put together right, it will dance as a tune is played and their name appears. If you get it wrong, it'll still dance, but the music won't sound quite right.

thats the objective.

[Kristanni20X6]

gee...it looks hard

[PlagiaristGamer]

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[Hoplite0010]

(PlagiaristGamer)

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[idiotidiotidiot1]

What the fuck?! This is seriously a game?!

[alexmusteatpie]

i love watching this video

its fucking hilarious

XD

"ugly lookin fuckers"

5/5 dude

[DdlyHeadshot]

Dare Accepted...

[toadsworthrox]

is there any way to mute the awful music and just listen to u hate on the game? lol

5*

[wblstudios]

Anyone know where I can get a strategy guide for this game?

[maniac1075]

right here. Step 1: get a knife. Step 2: Turn the game on. Step 3: complain about how shit it is, or use the knife on your wrists.

[cheetahlikescheese]

@maniac1075 id rather slit my wrists

[wblstudios]

@maniac1075 Are you sure you're not just recycling the FAQ on 'how to listen to a Justin Bieber CD'?

[maniac1075]

@wblstudios

nah, that little faggot wasnt even born when this was made.

[wblstudios]

@maniac1075 No, but this game's influence can easily be felt in his music.

IE: it's shit.

[paulbirog]

Ha ha ha strategy guide for this game, maybe its on online cheats too.

[wblstudios]

@paulbirog Yeah. Maybe there's a hack made in hex editor that makes this game not total shit.

[mikecronis]

In this game you have to match head, torso, and legs to the right characters before the sun makes it across the sky. If you do, their name appears and you can move on, if not, you just get the dance.

[DjJohnnyM68]

ET and Strawberry Shortcake ..totally pointless crap games on the 2600...there were quite a few others that are quite pointless too...and are worth very little to even the most hardcore collectors of 2600 carts, like myself for example. Sadly, this game exists in my collection along with ET as part of a bulk buy i did once, otherwise i would've never had it..it sux dude.

[ZombiePizzaGuy1]

How does something like this even exist on Atari 2600?

I don't know either.

[koisanjie]

How does something like this even exist PERIOD?!

[hobodude68]

WORST GAMES ARE:

Dr.jekyll and Mr.SHIT

E.T (Extra.Testicle)

and Strawberry ShortShit.

[danrichards23]

@hobodude68 lmfao, i like that E.T. extra testicle.

[johnwarman54]

nah, this is a game for stoners

[gameboyredpee]

where's the game?

[1337gamer15]

You're right, this is just a screen saver. I know strawberry shortcake is a girl thing, but she would at least have a fun factor to both genders of any age. Panel de Pon was girly but had a fun factor and was a puzzle game, this is a time waster and does not fit the definition of game. I don't even think my baby sister would find this entertaining, I'd shit bricks if she did.

[holdenc96]

This is based on an 80s cartoon. Did you get the cartoon in Australia? My younger sister had this game, and she loved it because of the cartoon.

[maniac1075]

yes we had the cartoon. *shudder*

[lewnaust]

You can change the head, torso, and legs to match what the person is supposed to look like. They're scrambled and you have to fix them. The game is terribly boring, but it does have a point. The music is pretty memorable. I haven't played this since like 1989, and still remember the music.

[kevinek30]

This is worse then E.T. E.T was at least a game, this is an interactive screensaver.

[mariovssonic64]

my god, atari is known for its worst games ever made. i mean, first E.T. and now this?

[FaunOfTheDevil]

I show this to all of my gamer friends! they all pretty much say "Wheres the game?!" XD thank you!

[asgfasdtwqtc]

lol ok. ok man lol

[sailortinkitty]

I just told my friend this reminds me of the Sailor Moon computer game in North America. We waited a long time for it,.. the start was 3D,.. then the actual game is a splinter of categories. You click on one and you can switch Sailor Moon between like two outfits. You accomplish a quiz or something and win access to the obvious profile of a Sailor Moon character. Not only was it jam packed with nothing but things you could do/find online for free.. but it cost 50-75 dollars in the 90's.

[Videomashupco]

This is Hilarious!

[timcarlsondo]

I don't know about you guys but that strawberry shortcake gives me a lil chub

[Galaxieretter]

Dude...

I love how you SAY IT!

"All you do is choose one of these... ugly looking fuckers hit a button and it plays some SHITTY music."

XD

[Eugenitor]

I have some unpleasant news about your brother who owned this game.

Have you checked the rest of his closet thoroughly?

[Quartrez]

Yeah there's a high score to beat.

It's called "How fucking long can you stand this crap before you throw your remote at the screen or just get pissed off"

My personnal record is 0.03 seconds.

[mii284]

@Quartrez XD

[MrYpres]

say e.t*

[MrYpres]

i was going to sat e.e too lol

[FiveStarKnight]

Why is everyone trying to give this guy a hard time?

This shit is hilarious.

[alkafx]

this is the only video game available in prison

[JimGrim90]

I know it's bad, but seriously, calm the fuck down.

[maniac1075]

i shit in your general direction.

[chunk9791]

dude it's an atari game what do you expect seriously name an atari game that was out of this world you really can't there all horrible compared to today's standards

[maniac1075]

Yeah but even back then, games needed a point to them, high score, how far you get ect...

[glitchhunter96]

@maniac1075 try playing action 52 aka "52 penises up your ass"

and maybe this shit game would not be as bad.

[Strome88]

AVGN wannabe

[maniac1075]

Cockhead alreadybe.

[Strome88]

That was a joke chief lol

[maniac1075]

so was mine!

[theTF2sniper]

he says he isnt trying to be the AVGN!!!! watch the fucking vid dumbass and if anyone wants to review a game ur just gonna say avgn wannabe omfg dont be such a dick everyone has the right to make a fucking review u fucked up piece of fucking motherfucking dogshit

[Strome88]

He shouldn't had said it! lol

[Black777Eagle]

how do u beat it?

[maniac1075]

With a hammer!!!

[bigcartoonfan]

this game makes superman 64 look fun...

[1983parrothead]

This game VS. Plumbers Don't Wear Ties

[eggbandicoot6]

yeah... i wonder.

[mitelradeu]

plumbes... win

by titty factor

[TheUnfallenHero]

Dude you werent kidding. This is the worst game ive EVER seen. lol

[vegathegreat]

I used to LOVE this game. (when I was 3) In fact, I still own it!

[staffiedog44]

I think Strawberry Shortcake was a series of kids dolls that came out in the 1980s. The advert on TV had irritating singing and I thought the dolls were absolutely fucking hideous even when I was that age.

[omghi2uwtflol]

LOL the only redeeming quality is seeing Purple Pieman in a dress! Holy shit, SO FUCKIN AWESOME.

[jessicabuzz1]

ur BROTHER OWNS IT rotflmao start dancing THE SUN WILL STOP ^^ tis awsm

[masterowl123]

oh god.....the game......sucks! haha funny

[SnakeBigBoss24]

I'd Play it to fall asleep.

[newcanodin]

holy god xD!

[NecronRon]

ever seen big rigs?

[bobthestickman02]

At least you can go over 4000 mph BACKWARDS in that game!This doesn't deserve to be called a game, period!

[BynineB]

I think this wins the award.

[chris173airborne]

LMFAO! Probably the funniest review of anything ever ahahahahahaaa

[ZdzichuRyjNiemyty]

the best review in the history of reviewing

[NaruhinaXSasusaku]

...

Gah..This beats any other horrid video game I've ever seen.

Atari just loves burning our favorite stuff.

[RPBiohazard]

so...are you saying that strawberry shortcake is one of your favourite things?

[Kesonjeta]

rofl "ugly looking fuckers"

[Mikhaila]

Thank you so much for posting this! Fucking hilarious.

[99virgo]

My sister loved this crap.

[melbrooksjew]

I don't understand to put crappy games in the market.. to make a buck, that sad!

[nwcavertingoureyes]

hehe funny, thanks for posting:P

[WARDOG325]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

[teoevi]

people who did this video game smoke lots of pot

[danrichards23]

@teoevi WRONG! the people who created that game were smoking crack!

[Astralfenrir]

I love this review. Keep up the good work! :D

[ROFFLERMONSTUR]

Holy shit I was getting a headache just listening to that awful music.

[maniac1075]

aww, did i offend you? Want a tissue?

[dawnrene81]

Actually it IS a game. When I was a little girl, I loved this game. You have to match the head, the body and the feet to make the right character. Sorry you weren't able to figure that out!

[maniac1075]

Sorry you enjoyed the game.

[maniac1075]

stupid fucking comment

[ifrit1780]

lol dang... this game really is bad. I wonder why they even made this piece of crap =3=

[maniac1075]

I'm sure it was one of the many reasons Nintendo started there seal of approvals.

[personnenestici]

Shit... at least E.T. moved around...

[aclarkislost]

lol i counted and you said fuck 24 times and shit 10 times in 2 minutes 25 seconds....

[maniac1075]

I didn't say cunt?

[aclarkislost]

i no i said that you said fuck and shit a lot

[LCDragonrats]

Don't mind aclarkislost and channel250793, all they want is attention, don't mind them any, I love this video and they want to shit on your parade! Just block them!

[maniac1075]

I meant, why didn't I say cunt? that's not like me at all!!!

[misskity6]

omg you are hilarious. please do more. i like when you're mad. XD

[ohhhREALY]

is that not just the character select screen lol and E.T on 2600 LOLlolololoLOL memories ,shitty but memories non the less :)

[feh2]

Wow, The most pointless game ever.

[bURRkEEF]

My cousin had this one. I barely remember it not having a point. I looked it up to make sure I was right...and I am. This is even worse than E.T. Don't remember any of the characters except Lime Chiffon. LOL

[ToxicLard]

this game is fucked lol

[michaelcat41]

lol 10 pounds of dog shit in a 5 pound bag! LULZ