The Randomly Random Rap

[SkullAxe1222]

OMG!!!!!!! I FOUND A BAGLE!!!!!!!(:

[ILoveVide0s]

I love Chihuahuas!

[Netaarts3232]

PASTA!!!! :D lol

[Notpirate16]

MOUSE!!!!!

[chrisjacobsrocks]

rrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddd­dddddddddooooooooooooooommmmmm­mmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[123FrostyD]

do you have an instagram

[MyLifeAsSarah100]

once I saw an orange rhino walking downtown smelling a plate while surfing on a raisin

yeah it was pretty funny

[pyrogirl2001]

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii lllllllllliiikkkkkk ccccccccccccchhhhhhheeeeeeeeee­eessssssssseeeeeeeccccccaaaaaa­aakkkkkeeee

[banana6734]

Once I was eating jellybeans then my ostrich screamed at me.  I LIKE TRIANGLES!!!!!

[gwenis5]

I can't believe a penguin can dance to California Girls! It's just weird that a penguin can and a cereal box cannot!

That random enough? Check out 2:27!

[lickacowpatty]

his was so random and funny

[mustachegirl1234]

I have an abnormaly large rasin!!!!!

[heyitsmia48010]

hes to tan....

[Shadestar636]

once i sold a hamburger to a rock!!!!!!

[AwesomeS619]

Tic tacks make me exited

[turtle3454213]

i like purple polka-doted pandas with 7 legs and a horn in it's butt

i went to the petting zoo and Whinnie the Pooh bit me help

i like stupid tigers with 100 legs

(i caught your message!!!)

[5gumyummy]

My ninja Kitty named will-i-am and his girlfriend wiskers robbed Victoria secret driving the bat moble!? Thumbs up if you know what I mean.

Lady GaGa looks like a man.

[ducttapegal99]

So yaaaa I had pickles and tuna for breakfast and... my fish screamed at me cuz I was licking my window too much

(btw I was able to catch your note :D)

[janpat961]

guess wt chicken butt any way u said post the most random comment

[wessergunz]

Bwahahahahahahahahaha😂

[MsBr00kie]

I Like Pickles :D

[kimboley3945]

my name is bob

i like to dance

my name is bob i like to dance

my favourite number is 23

my favourite letter is B (BOB) :P

[NatWolff43567890]

i wann play this on Rock Band 3

[fartimeguy]

i played my game and shook a hand i went to the doctor i made a band, i sat on a chair and read a book i went on a feild and i said ooh ooh look, i drank some soda called crush my mom came over and said hush.

[flipstershark]

 RANDOM

[bluemoonan7245]

best song ever

[mariogirl00]

this is my random comment

[WhiteRavenWings621]

*walks into a room talking to a friend* ...and then you get the cheese and put me in the sandwich. *the entire room goes quiet* well this is awkward!(we were talking about submarines then sandwiches then cannibalism stories we read...my friends and i have twisted minds -:)

[LizzyLaneful]

i ate dynamite with the head of a koola bear with pokemon at his feet

[MrJuilus]

Hey your hair is blue

[xxSoulxOfxLacyxx]

I just ate my hand...and it tasted like pooop

[Cherrylips281999]

I love kittys lol

[PinkDancer999]

There once was a girl named Sardines

Who had a weird boyfriend named Beans

Weird Beans had to fart

Sardines had to blart

I guess that means no more icecream

[jadensmithlover333]

TACO!!!!!!!!

[bryngerdur]

i like milk.

[eve0599]

peanuts o.o

[Kaylagirl98love]

MY GRANDMA THINKS CLEANING IZ AN INTERESTING ACTIVITY

[chacha401000]

He is tan

[MissVideoDiva90]

My friend's cat ate my cheese

[brookbelly]

this is the best

[SmileyZebra01]

RANDOMNESS IS AWESOME AHHHHHHHHHHHH(PEANUT BUTTER)

[Cr4zyk1ll3r809]

I do wat I can for the fan I am wat I am im another weed man green like vegan not a mean man I dont got a green thumb I got a whole green hand

[vannuck101]

i think thats my cookbook at the front of the parade. got any leftover cactus and rock tail casserole?

[HockeyLov3r1300]

lovin the hair

[Bluestar12335]

RANDOM

[lolokoko73]

I once saw a dinosaur that climbed up a tree then I took a pee I ate a flee on my knee Then I yell at my friends YEE. yoyo's spin in circles so fast they make me vomit oh my god i think i just saw a comet !

[waddierudder1]

after my burger exploded, i ate it :)

[waddierudder1]

my pet hamburger ate some cheese, pooped out barney and then exploded

[DrumKiller134]

he dose'st even no how to get down



[nerdherd1513]

Jiggly donuts and bouncy pimples r my favorite ps cap e

[roxymp310]

my purple dinosaur likes to eat marshmallows wile sitting on walmarts tan giraffe butt that is as hairy as germs off ur peanutbutter and toe jam sandwich :P

[GlamXsceneCore]

TANNNNNNNNNNNN



[kayliebieber]

i fell out of my dads basket then climbed into a bunny hole and found princess areal

[thegirlremem]

i like pie pies!!! ps marry me!!! i luv u!!!!!

[ggrullon1]

I like toes and cheese

[555claymaker]

Peanut butter monkey berry

[cutestuff166]

wow

[killdude2000]

owl

[Invalidationable]

Man you are so sexy when you tan.

[TheJiplove]

Cupcakes are attacking the world

[GreekMonkey0910]

random

[andreawhite223]

rebeca black is tardo, like lardo, eat cheese to morrow', in my car yo, 3 over par so, eat it in the yard oh, with a car-so.

haha like if you think this is a rhyme FAIL

[callofduty82201]

ok i stoped the video just to read the paragrah what was i thinking.

[callofduty82201]

ok i stoped the video just to read the paragrah what was i thinking

[1e2353]

i like cheese

[checkoutmycoments]

Luv the green jail thing

[Breyer32164]

Oh my gosshh I'm a Taco!!!

[x3PinkPrincess]

random comment :D

[crazym2dayfm]

I just climbed up a ladder while bushing my teeth *RANDOM*

[mikbrand1088]

This guy must have a lot of free time, oh look I just made a rhyme! I'm crazy, a little lazy, sometimes everything goes hazy, this corn tastes all maize-y...yeah maybe you could be crazy too we could call ourselves the crazy, now that's weird? Eh..

[mindockaheterisabell]

haha,he´s like me :D Shanges the subject ^^)

Potato?

[jazzsland]

I like your green hair.

[RiotKidx]

i dont really know anything too random right now!!

[lapinskik1220]

snookie is a whale and my favorite part is when he peed

[supermarionicky]

You are like smosh! 

[strigoislayer]

Hummingbirds are the vampirez of the flower world

[FrZZyFr0g]

Banana boat its 30+ Banana Boat it lasts for hours for hours for hours for hours BANANA BOAT!!!

that was the randomest comment im sorry i shouldnt have read the secret writing..

[RARmonsterrrr]

NO WAYYY!! I CAN'T GET DOWN FROM A LADDER EITHER!!

[jazzsland]

I like your green hair

[elizabeth14clevenger]

Dude I love this song sooooooo luch! I have to recite song lyrics in front of ly speech/drama class with alot of articulation and annunciation. I am soooo picking this song!!!!!

[TheBriceKrispies]

Oh my glob! No top comment? Well I'm gonna try to be the one to get this! It's hit or miss! My little sis! (my attempt at rapping)

[bre25211]

oh crap i do not know ow to get down lol

[thisguy723]

the most random comment ever

[TheNinjagurl16]

I used to be self consious about my weight but then i sed fuck tht! Im harry potter!!! I like fish on my rubix cube

[stardancer303]

I like pickles on my whales

[cutestuff166]

wow I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperNerd711]

i like pickles

[chiaguitarguy]

-the most random comment ever-

[SunglassesAreCool200]

I just ate a pretzel that was shaped like obama. I think that meat is named osama. trash bins are cool but I prefer leather and I think Imma go name my T-rex heather. Now that im done I will go eat a tree. Then imma go on a ride with a giant bee. OH!

[Ashblash2000]

I just ate a lollipop with a honeybadger and we planted corn in the middle of six flags because we killed the president and bugs bunny

[TheHalogangster]

My brother ate a dog then punched him in the stomach and I threw up and then my cat oh yes my cat he got in a fight and won rambo style

[smilelikethesun1346]

My unicorn has forty toes on 3 feet which is weird bc they have hooves! I like mayonnaise but I really hate the taste of... Look there's a horse!

[cutestuff166]

wtf was that u can be funnyer than that come on

[missykilljoy]

Lol funny

[LilimusicGeek]

My elephant made friends with a frog then I ate pancakes and opened my toilet seat to a magical unicorn rabbit that bit my finger off that said hi to me and made me cry... Poo poo bums farting away!!!!

[SniperKingsSon]

Theres a bat in my butt cause my dad told me to work at pizza hut so I could learn to fly my magical unicorn around the garden of Eden.

[lilmissroxtar]

I love mush cheese into my undies because justin beiber told me that usher has a crush on my alarm clock so i decided to learn to surf with my cat.

[yankeesrock1997]

THERE'S A HOLE IN MY DOOR BECAUSE MY CAT ATE IT ONE TIME BUT THEN SHE THREW UP A WHALE AND IT FLOATED AWAY AND IT SAID THAT IT KNEW LADY GAGA AND THEN IT EXPLODED INTO A BIG PIECE OF CHEESE :D

[gilgarzajazz]

atuilbvluagiaufr heheeee i read it :)

[ELPoCoLoCo619]

Cheese and crackers

[msj152003]

Potato chap stick

[TheTelbags]

bananan x

[esch2011]

thats soooooooooo RANDOM

[RatherHumerous]

matthew

[antoniobegar]

pineapples



[chaataknb]

LOL that mAde me laugh soooooo hard

[TheCarrotlowe]

that is AWESOME RAP!

[Striffler1996]

So yeah I was on that quest to find Kanye West, and my friend kept on saying CONCENTRATE, CONCENTRATE! And then if I didn't find him she would say YOU DIDN'T CONCENTRATE ENOUGH! So my narwhal aved me from an octopus. Christmas ham are nice. I ate Snooki the whale and I KNOW VINNY'S MOM, btw Vinny don't punch me in the face for saying that. ThenI took a ride on Snooki the whale, and saw Pauly D, the bass. SPONGEBOB RULES.YEAH. SUPER BASS WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE YEAH M&M IM A NEW YORKER AND I KNOW IT

[DUCKIEIZROCKZ9z9]

MY PANDA ATE A CHEESE STICK AND SAID IT WAS TRULY A RHINOCEROS'S PLAYTHING AFTER IT CREATED ALL DINOSAURS OF TOMORROW IN THE FUTURISTIC STONEHENGE APOCALYPSE OF LIFE!!! I HAVE A STAR PROJECTOR THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE SANDWICHES COULD RULE THE WORLD ALONGSIDE MY LITTLE BROTHER THAT DOESN'T EXIST IN THIS OR ANY OTHER PARALLEL UNIVERSE SO UNDERSTAND THAT THE SKY ONLY CRIES WHEN IT'S SUNNY OUT AND CLOCKS LOVE TO SPEAK TO CREATURES OF THE NIGHT!!! INDEED SO I SHALL TELL YOU AGAIN: DOBBY NEVER DIES!!

[Callifunga]

Too bad he doesn't sell the shirt that says "I am a best" :( mines too small for me now

[snobumblebeetunafish]

whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like! that rhinocerous totally loves rhiana!!!! and i cant spell rh words!!!!!! did you know that earwax is made out of candles?!?!?!?!?!?! i told the cheese!! he wouldn't listen!!!!!!!

[snobumblebeetunafish]

nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww............­.

[snobumblebeetunafish]

ok.. so i read it

[TheWolfsaver]

ouch... I really do like rasins!!

[ninjawrestler1234]

YOU ROCK JOSH!!!!!!!!!!

[swimmersinger12]

pez dispensers ruled the tunafish sandwich

[xxeberdtxx]

SQUIDS DOIN WATER AROBICS!!!!!!!!

[danceforever176]

Orangutans

[dicebbffl]

OH NO GIANT SQUIRREL, THROW THE CHEESE!!!

[sfblib]

omg he has a piggly wiggly shirt xDD

[goingwild19]

beavers are one of natures most akward pinecones eating macaroni

[Frogfinder01]

My pants are full of one eyed purple people eaters ( random comment)

[jamminsammi056]

DID U NO ONE NOTICE THAT THE TUNE OF THIS IS TO UPGRADE U BY BEYONCE

[piinkluvforever]

Most random comment ever lol

[DKWannabe108]

If a turtle lost it's shell would it be homeless or naked? :3

[MichelleLuvsCandy]

AWESOME COMMENT HERE XD

[cutiecookers123]

your funny

[Ewynlb]

Pikacu i Shoot you! use spash

[vanityinsanityy1]

Goat.

[brendan2809]

If I chop my mum In half will I get two mums?

[1trmd]

Corn chips make me giggle! He he he! Potato.

[jabi180]

1:36 he says nigger

[playerenzo1]

lol loser

[pookey99565]

LOL

[Aalhadthebest]

dawn

[Thecarlietonator]

😳wow glue smells like pillows

[Thecarlietonator]

😳wow glue smells funny.

[Nikita0499]

Yoda

[TheEdgeGameing]

the dollar bills that rich people use as toilet paper are really dead guinea pigs with down syndrome and diabetes

[FallenAnqel6]

There are 4524.2554236 pickles under my bed that i hid in the garage :D

[XKTMRiderX]

Lame



[giannacasella1999]

weird..........



[aleesha1998]

Aweeesommeee!(:

[danit1124]

Ouch I really do like raisins! Haha. That killed me! Hahahahahaha

[danit1124]

Hahaha loved it! Best rap ever! ❤

[pinkrawremobarbiie]

Most random comment:rainbow unicorn babies

[sandwich310]

monkeys watch ellen when they try to find ladygaga:-)

[6893cftygv]

I LOVE BANANA FRIED MONKEY BABIES THAT MAKE SNOW DURING YOGA CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Eabha2000]

How come its up now instead if ages ago. I can tell because your hair :-)

[EmmaMarimba1]

Water buffalo :D!

[GEARHEADGUY92]

Thumbs up if you think onision is better

[dBcToM]

just one egg and i named it greg xD

[kkandlinny]

awesome

[Striffler1996]

yeah so... so i pulled an all nighter and Kanye west was in my room.

THUMBS UP FOR RANDOM COMMENT! XD

[MsMaOrIsMuRf]

The thing i cant believe i found him threw his baby parody!! xD

[BrooklynB9999]

He's Sexi and He Knows It!!!

[TayCaudle15]

Your tan is.......wow!

[AQWDelocity]

Ish a flying monkey coming at me... hide you CAMERAS!!

[linkguy64sk]

I POOP MY PANTS NOW REBBECABLACK IS MAKING OUT WITH KTY PERYY NOT SUPRISING AND JUSTIBEBER IS STRAIT WTF?Q?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?

[whitecat2071]

do shiht zoo puppy's poop diamonds while skate boarding on a chicken wing on the dance floor where dr.octagonapus is eating a lolcats pie while in bustin jeibers fire breathing toilet....OF DOOM or in my head inside my brain which is in my head which is holding my brain which is in my head which is holding a........................... pie eating thingy eating pie on a ferris wheel puking a unicorn named................(Josh or other josh fan help me try to make a name for the awesome unicorn....

[lsirgey]

MY MONKEY ATE MY CATS PICKLE!!!

[MrLEMONSCENTED]

RANDOM..The guava got caught on a microphone as it licked a pens envelope butter whil in north caralina with tit stained elephants rubbed their featherless pigeon foot on a tire whith potato alcahol when mr otter got mad he ate a acid seahorse seashell titty.69 teeth jumped over the cheese stains on the floor as Mr. Lam blew up constipated cherrios. Then the tulips triend pullting a zebrea's skin alphebet off the avacodo oil with a block of ice on my pizza. Thats the end if the movie COYOTE UGLY

[MrJayRocksx]

thumbs up if u tried to see what the text said at

2:27 :P

[BrooklynB9999]

@MrJayRocksx

I succeeded:)

[gogreen1081]

most random comment ever:

I ate your mom...

[themainevent381]

Corn.

[coolgal271]

this rocks josh

[MILIEUxFREAK]

most random comment ever:

Sandwich with butter.

[TheVidpeep]

THAT WAS UM COOL

[jackraid24]

2:27 i like cheese

[ahilofsky]

WOW IS THAT A TOE?! .....NO.

[buggirl949]

@ahilofsky its a can of tuna

[SaraLinnHPrince]

I don't like twilight, but i wanna fly a cite:D

[magicalbanana12]

Cheese bubbles