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  • Wow, gen-u-ine babbling idiots, I LOVE IT!

  • prove your claim.

  • this is the real theory /watch?v=XFtCk2hntYY

  • Where's the theory that says who am I? (I Awake Standing Wave Structure) Collective unconscious spherical positron in-wave fronts multiplying time enfolding at right-angle's forming+/-breaking Spherical electron out-wave fronts dividing time unfolding at right-angles.

    Perfect symmetry collective unconscious will be broken when two wave fronts synchronize together forming+/-breaking opposing spirals from particles to sea shells form rings of Saturn to living cells from DNA to filaments of space.

  • @hearteykonkii

    Take a look at an evolution tree and realize not all species are extinct, dude.. Just because we come from fish doesn't mean fish go extinct.. Get it, good! Ps i'm not a scientist and it doesn't take one to figure that out.. Ps: if you're extremely religious, forget what u just read and say hi to adam and eve for me.. -_-

  • Yes, twats.

  • twats

    

  • the right theory of everything can be found here  theoreticalphysics.webs.com

  • These boys actually think that this is funny and clever - its neither and nor is it ever likely to get these gimps laid. Folks observe and wonder at a group of human males in a last but desperate attempt to appeal to the female populace to liberate them from their persistent and dogged virginity. Sadly this was an experiment doomed and shortly thereafter they realised that there was no greater love than that shared between them = hetero to homo evolution before your very eyes ... a miracle

  • @vohshkab I'll have you know that it only happened once, and even then we were very drunk. Also, I seem to remember a hippo being involved.

  • suck my cock boring peace of shit, please comit suicide!!!

  • THIS IS SO FUCKING SHIT THAT THE UNIVERSE COULD EXPLODE.

  • Tangible matter occupies far less than 4% of space. I'm not sure why you put so much effort into this video. It's all false information and it's not even entertaining.

  • sexual

    

  • mo

  • ho

  • "natural force is capitalism:. This may look like a farce but that's the deepest shit ive heard. in this world with sepperate tribes and evolving populations, one capital tribe is bound to control the world. as with any species

  • Please.. I would like to have recipe for the drugs are on? Please please ...DET is a giant DISCOVERY OF itself! There has been boys ... Now with the formula.. ;-)COM now PPPPLLLEEEAASS ....

  • I newer thought it is possible to get so big concentration of stupidity in so small space and time. I thought universe need billions of years and billions of light years to make it.

  • your fucken stupid!!!!

  • BRILLIANT VIDEO!!! Second time I said that, I watched it a month ago. A liitle bit too subtle on the satire for most viewers, though. The stuff on super-clusters and red-shifts is pure inspiration.

  • Ayn Rand was a wannabe and a hypnotic nihilist. I enjoyed the video.

  • I am not even attempting to watch this video... I can already tell it deserves a dislike.

  • Oh ..... oh dear ..... why this is just awful isn't it? Maybe give up on the old video making idea huh? Maybe try something new like finger painting or whistling a jolly tune? I have to go now and try and erase the memories of this video from my head with a nice big brick.

  • THIS IS SUPER ANNOYING!! PLEASE DON'T WASTE ANY TIME TRYING TO WATCH IT.

  • Quantum Physics, DMT, Terence McKenna, George Carlin, Bill Hicks.

    I've just completed your life.

    PS - You can find all these topics on my channel.

  • Dear All,

    What u say about my Theory Of Eerything

    Pls Look Theory Of Everything Cracked in Todays Post

  • You guys are terrible speakers and your audio sucks.

  • lol

    

  • For fuck sake... I don't even know why I'm bothering to leave a comment..!

  • dude is a fuckin dildo head..holy shit..

  • Good on you, guys. This is why I like YouTube, a few people with imagination put in a bit of effort, and some novel ideas. Anyway, must get back to my Madonna virals and dogs saying "sausages"!

  • This is stupid,and Ayn Rand sucks.

  • @johnnywalker1974 I could not agree more :)

  • Come on people be nice , they just making fun.lol. Why human always getting so negative for no reason lol

  • You sound like one of those freaks in Galaxy Quest...

  • I don't hate anybody but guess what? congratufuckinglations!!! I fucking Hate you! dumb fuck!

  • @flako1983 "I don't hate anybody but guess what? congratufuckinglations!!! I fucking Hate you! dumb fuck! " Excellent! Excellent, now that was the comment made with the left half of the brain, where the cerebral cortex is more strongly linked to the limbic centre. Now - and this is very dramatic - watch the complete contrast with the comment from the RIGHT-HAND side of the brain, which focuses more on creativity, gentleness, and thoughtful reflection: (er, over to you, flako...)

  • @bobinhk1 Well, You might be right, I said "might be right" because im not that proficient in the subject, let me explain my self in a more rational way... The way that you use to communicate you ideas or discoveries is kinda lame, you should it put more seriousness in the video to be able to capture some credibility, it just sounds not smart "like beavers and butthead" or something like it. Anyways... 

  • @flako1983 I agree, Irony should be balanced with a clear mission statement that everyone can understand, I hadn't thought of that too much. I was just glad this channel made its own video and not just embed some viral clip. Maybe AGfish will take up the challenge and publish Theory of Everything Pt 3.

  • read Quran it will tell you everything. but when i say it not read it like you read newspaper or a drama book. read it and try to get under the skin of this book. it had layer upon the layer.

  • this is fucking brilliant!! dry as fuck. fucking genius!!!

  • My theory on the 12 step program is that they resent you and will attack your person - place and things if you dont drink as they dont!!! - hows that!!! forgive my grammatical errors

  • sorry couldnt watch whole video especialy when the guy says whyare we here were do we go when we die first of all if he dosnt know that by know he needs to learn about sex eduacation second where do we go when we die the ground stupid! or cremated

  • Hum, Well, Hum Au well but don't you think well it must but on the other hand it could be yet perhaps?

  • If you think about this hard enough, and smoke a little weed, this actually makes sense

  • @TheGeekOverlord This video has 5 dislikes for every 2 likes. Ain't nearly enough people smokin' that weed (or maybe not thinking hard enough). Or maybe not watching the whole video.

  • some do better deadpan than others. but an A nonetheless. so-you took paragraphs from every college space lecture attended and strung them together, right? fabulous, a new super string theory. and p.s. paul is dead. or used to be when he wore the white suit across abbey road...

  • HAHAHAHA quite funny, maybe i smoked to much pot tonight but i found it funny

  • well done

  • You cock.

  • you fuckers!!!...dumb and dumber

  • Remember: If something starts with a quote, they always want you to believe something wrong.

  • This video is a big time waste and a piece of SH.IT and FU for putting it on this science sect.

  • Benchod kya muhchodi hai bey madarchodo koi kaam dhaam nahi aur wo dr. hippo benchod apni bau kyun chudwa raha tha

  • Your a fucking pric wasting my time! But congratulations on getting so many veiws for such bullshit :L

  • @megrichzac Thanks.

  • @megrichzac

    Why do you watch things that upset you so much?

  • Dammit. I was hoping for an actual scientist to answer this fucking question. Instead, I still have to go with 42.

  • 42

  • Bull shit ....

  • the theory of everything is god = logic theoreticalphysics.webs.com

  • moron, waste of space & time!!

  • fark u a-hole.

  • i've sniffed too much ketamine in the ppast 4 minutes to form any sort of opinion on this vid

  • I love this video because it achieved it's purpose, which (i think) was to bring out the random behaviour of people on the internet. Clearly these guys don't really believe in what they are talking about; it's just a laugh they are having at the stupidity of people who take it seriously. Funny stuff

  • Had to turn u off thought u had down at

    Syndrome . Bless tho

  • I think I will stick a turnip up my arse then

  • @HebusxJebus This is also an appropriate response!

  • i think 42 was a better answer

  • stop taking crack and start studying science the proper way

  • What the hell did I just watch

  • i cant understand english when im listening to but it seems no one liked the vid so i clicked the dislike.is it ok?

  • @esraretin Yes, that's perfectly alright. Thanks for asking first, though!

  • I'll just take some LSD instead of watching this!

  • @yovani29 That's the best response I've heard in the last four years.

  • i couldnt even watch this ahhaa

  • what is the music in the beginning

  • can someone tell me the facts of which this theory is based on... cause i wasnt able to comprehend any...

  • B@LLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!

  • Retarded waste of time don't you get enough attention you have to do this stupid shit?

  • These dumbass people can't tell the sarcasm in your video. Genius. It was obvious when they had a talking HIPPO!!!!!!

    Im glad you guys r shedding light on all the real dumbasses who believe in hocus pocus M theory and 11 dimension and holographic universes. Who cares. Live!!!! ugh im wasting my time, im joining the illuminati....lmao

  • I am the 84th ! cool vid. There is dark matter even in my your hypothalamus ! Loo0oL

  • What, wait, oh never mind O_o????

  • every moron out there puts this kinda crap on youTube these days. get a life jerks!

  • um wtf did i just wittness some druged up pedofile or sum shit haha u talk funny and have gay hair ............ FANTA PANTS FANTA PANTS!

  • have you been taking drugs?

  • crap.

    one day your enthusiasm will be depleted. Until then, STFU. Thanks.

  • my gaymeter just exploded ! cant handle this shit

  • STUPID

  • @ThincKritically that's true. but still people are looking at it as the absolute truth..

  • you should take this down

  • this makes me feel stoned...

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  • @ThincKritically right. and then those morals are written down in the bible and thaught by reverends, as the whole society is (was) reading the bible.

  • gavin hahaha what a loser

  • yea but global warming is all made up and is only a hoax and doesnt exist,

    and also the world is only a few thousand years old and not zillions

    the tides go in and out u cant explain that

  • @morr42 you're joking, right??

  • @DaMastaOfRoad

    yea im joking ,,,,  i was doing a bad impression of a FOX News Advocate lol

  • @morr42 Haha my bad, your sarcasm went right over my head. If only we could type in sarcastic tones ;)

  • @morr42 I see you don't like to use your own logic and reason.

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  • @ARTOFvideoLA

    Many people have been trained since birth not using their own logic and reason. This practice is called Faith.

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  • I see these guys wearing nikes and chasing comets. Bring on the Koolaid.

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  • @todd987 I do not pardon anyone for denigrating the British people in such a racial and nasty, filthy-minded, dead-head dickhead way as YOU just have here, todd. Did you know that in German, 'tod' means 'dead'? No. I bet you didn't. Totenkopf. Death's Head. Be careful where you make comments like that. You may well be overheard by a fiercely proud British person, and you'll get you teeth parted from your jaws.

  • It is something that is way beyond the ability of words to explain. It can only be known by concious experience.

  • Good 4 laugh and probably fuk off

  • Go fuck ur mother...

  • What a load of bullshit. Find something better to spend your time on than making this shit!

  • fuck all religon that relats with a cross and a bible and fucking children lol

  • i love the thought we are a mere fraction of whats out there :) makes everything in life not bother me for that one fraction of a second

  • Paul is dieing and the bonds between gray matter and dark matter are dissolving awesome. Gabriel foretold the births of both John the Baptist and of Jesus. super cluster. awesome

  • Zeus created the world in 6 days. He smoked pot on the 7th. Just as reasonable a theory.

  • "Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them. And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made. And God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which God created and made." - Genesis 2:1-3

  • @HISservant21 so??

    why are you posting this in a science video? go and post it in a video about religion. and instead of just citations you should say what you think about it..

  • @DaMastaOfRoad

    "But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God."

    "and your freedom of speech"?

  • @HISservant21 what on earth does that have to do with freedom of speach! what you do is like asking your music teacher how a diesel engine works.

  • @HISservant21 what i'm saying is that this is a video about science, not about religion!

  • @DaMastaOfRoad they are inextricably linked.

  • @HISservant21 how

  • @HISservant21 what does religion have to do with physics, chemistry, relativity, and supernovas? what does science have to do with christmas, jesus, the ten commandments and the tower of babylon?

    look genesis is what people thought to have been the beginning of everything, today we know better.

  • @DaMastaOfRoad "Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things." - Romans 1:21-23

    Genesis = beginning of our world just over 13,000+ years ago, which time will soon end. 5.21.2011

  • @HISservant21 stop answering in fucking bible quotations!! rather anwer what i was actually saying and do it in your own words!

    Gosh, i know what genesis is and it's an episode from the bible, not scientifical reality.

    HAHAHAHA that's in two months! so why bother convincing me of some bullshit if we're dead by then anyway haha! where do you get that from? and what are you doing until then??

  • @DaMastaOfRoad "Known unto God are all his works from the beginning of the world."-Acts 15:18

    "Which commandeth the sun, and it riseth not; and sealeth up the stars.Which alone spreadeth out the heavens, and treadeth upon the waves of the sea. Which maketh Arcturus, Orion, and Pleiades, and the chambers of the south. Which doeth great things past finding out; yea, and wonders without number." Job 9:7-10. "I clothe the heavens with blackness, and I make sackcloth their covering."- Isaiah 50:3

  • @DaMastaOfRoad "religion" has everything to do with physics, chemistry,  relativity, etc... The LORD GOD of Hosts /The Lord JESUS CHRIST (The Word), is the Creator of everything, things seen and unseen, and gives man such knowledge progressively over time, yet, most do not thank or honor HIM.

    "Pure religion and undefiled before God and the Father is this, To visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction, and to keep himself unspotted from the world." - James 1:27

  • @HISservant21 if you continue your quotations we can stop this argument right now.

    now who's the creator? god or jesus? be clear.

    no he doesn't give us knowledge progressively, you should say "he gave us only one thing, the bible, the rest we have to find out ourselves." but actually even that's wrong because the bible is not written by god but by humans. so what makes you trust them more than me or darwin or einstein?

    btw what do you say to hindus who don't believe in creation? are they wrong?

  • @DaMastaOfRoad Not trying to but in, but I am a Christian I have a theory. You are right, the Bible was written by men. So I am sure like most books written by men, it has its untruths. But lets look at the beginning. Science and the bible agree w the order of which things were made (on earth) but it is the time factor where its gets crazy.  What if God made us with the big bang? And who is to say that from the evolution of man, different religions all believe in the same God in different

  • @anphelps27 Science agrees on the order of genesis, right. that's what people used to think back then, today we know a little better.

    "What if God made us with the big bang?" Might be possible, i'm not going to argue that.

    some religions have one god, others have hundreds. for the rest, maybe it's the same god, but they look at him differently..

    what's a realm? (sry english isn't my first language..)

    I don't think heaven is a physical place. how would you get there? if you're walking on

  • @DaMastaOfRoad way? Do you think that there are other realms outside the physical? Could heaven be a physical place somewhere in the cosmos? Could it be another earth like planet somewhere where there is no death? The Bible does say that Jesus went to make a new heaven and a new earth. I dont have the answers, but science does not render religion inadequate does it? If the authors of the bible had the knowledge we have today, do you think it would read different? What do you think?

  • @anphelps27 clouds and the weather becomes nice, do you fall down? (ok that wasn't serious) But with all the people dying, wouldn't heaven start to be crowded? and how should there be no death.

    science doesn't render religion inadequate but it pushes it into something abstract. religion is mainly culture, moral, etc....

    i'm sure it would be different. try it out yourself: create your own religion and write the right book for it :P

  • If you get far enough into science, it is also about morals, Just not individual morals.Right now we are still in the infancy of science. And heaven being crowded? In the eternity of space? I dont think that it would be crowded at all. We are still type 0,and to get to type one civilization we have to put our differences aside to advance to the next level of evolution as a whole race.Is that not moral?Is death the end or maybe a beginning to something else? Thats what religions tend to answer

  • @anphelps27 With moral i mean more like what's good and what's bad. science doesn't give answers about what's good and what's bad, religion does. science is about what is and what is not.

    type 0, type one, next level, what d'you mean by that?

  • @DaMastaOfRoad Check out Michio Kaku: Will we ever be a galactic civilization. You can youtube it. He explains it well. He is also a renown astrophysicist. And right and wrong, according to your statement that religion decides that, well does that mean that atheists have no morals because they have no religion?

  • @anphelps27 religion might not be the only source of morals, so of course atheists do have morals. maybe they are a bit different from christian or islamic morals.

  • @HISservant21 LOL hahahahahahahahhahahaha... go to school... saying science is with religion... LOL

  • "He loveth righteousness and judgment: the earth is full of the goodness of the LORD. By the word of the LORD were the heavens made; and all the host of them by the breath of his mouth. He gathereth the waters of the sea together as an heap: he layeth up the depth in storehouses." -Psalm 33:5-7

  • "Canst thou bind the sweet influences of Pleiades, or loose the bands of Orion? Canst thou bring forth Mazzaroth in his season? or canst thou guide Arcturus with his sons? - Job 38:30-32."He telleth the number of the stars; he calleth them all by their names. Great is our Lord, and of great power: his understanding is infinite." -Psalm 147:4-5. "The LORD reigns"!

  • @HISservant21 Meaningless gibberish.

  • @edwardschlosser1

    "But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned." - 1 Corin 2:14

    "For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God." - 1 Corin 1:18

    "For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe."-1 Corin 1:21

  • Someone else who read the first and last pages of a book!

  • which book?@JurassicPlank

  • yeah. comments are more funny. lol

  • What happened? I stopped watching when he quoted Ayn Rand.

  • no thx,,,

  • u too@TheSoko1186

  • Great video,

    ~ However it isn't linear space, it is spherical, or a better description is a cubical space filled with spherical waves of vibration and frequency creating energy and light. God is our universal host. Love and light for your path and journey ~♥~

    In Lak'ech ~♥~♥~♥~

  • oh right and how do you know that?@2012DarkKnight

  • I got a theory for you............your video is the center of all dark matter...........specifically the dark matter that gets flushed through liquid wormholes, commonly reffered to as " The Toilet ! "

  • @limeyny that worm hole and toilet of dark matter your speaking of happens to be emitting waves of conscious evolution, or dont you keep up with current events?

  • yeah its me dumbasss@2012DarkKnight

  • @2012DarkKnight Your right, i dont keep up with current events, let me explain, everyone has a theory, and they are all more or less, well, twisted, if i listen to half of the B.S. that comes over the news or is put up on some freaks website i wouldnt be able to live a normal life.

    You should check Scientology out, i think its right up your alley, i dont mean any disrespect by that, but you have to understand, i watched your garbage video, and i want the time you stole from my life back prick!

  • yup@limeyny 

  • the answer is 42.

  • yeah and the second guy its a ``real pro`` :D :D :D messed up !

  • he's pretty cool...@oxcoma 

  • damn whats with the carpets are you in Bosnia or Checnya.....

  • This is what I call "pretentious".

  • This was awful. You make a mockery of science. May I suggest you pull your video and maybe contribute something more useful and possibly educational?

  • have you pain because the dildo is stuck too deep up your ass?

  • should be doing real science or something productive instead of making a poor mockery of science and reason.. especially when your acting is that of a 6-year-old retarded child suffering through violent epileptic seizures.

  • who created Gravity? Time, Motion, Mass, Black Holes, if the universe created itself from gravity in black holes, God did not create the universe, Gravity did, but who created Gravity? lol.