SUICIDE!? WHAT!? - Battlefield 3 (BF3) - Live Commentary - Kharg Island

[tacosvelazquez99]

PULL OUT THE PISTOL AND SHOOT 3 ROUNDS IN THE AIR THAT SHOULD FIX UP THE SOUND.

[nfsfanAndrew]

that is a glitch! my friend did that to me! its a glitch when a person is on top of your boat but not in it, and you start moving, you suicide. in other words. idiots do this to make their team do horrible.

[oakwarrior1995]

do you still play Battlefield 3 on ps3? If you do, Is USMC_Ivan your PSN?

[Scizorblade22]

@oakwarrior1995 he IS on ps3

[PanexHabbo]

i love realistic games , you too?

[bertster28]

Suicides are terrible in this game! You fall 5 feet and you die i jumped out of a boat and i died? WTF

[GianWarGasm]

You should try to play Hardcore! its more realistic i find kkk i recommend that.. and its harder! i like a challenge...

[MattSaunders862]

on pc i get the sound glitch all the time!

[ystoh133]

it's so annoying, with the delayed transmission of voice messages, i tried to tell my team that there's c4 on the tank, but by the time they heard the message they went in it and it exploded.

[3rnie2011]

i think is when somebody doesnt sit on the boat the boats blows up

[domanddev]

watch?v=FUSfFVdR_kY&feature=re­lated heres a link to video of the same thing with the boat happenin to someone else

[NZsquadron]

lol your shit out of luck theend if you think this game will be all fixed and patched up, if you had played earlier battlefields i.e bf2, bf2142 youd have realised they take a fuckin age to fix the majority of things in this game, you will see once this patch arrives there may even be more shit that needs fixing haha

[FriezaReturns00001]

@TheEnd004500 hey don't point fingers at me. I am just passing the info around, so it is what it is.

[kobra752]

omg ive played with you on bf3 holyshit

[domanddev]

it wasnt until know that i noticed how god damn close together A and  B are in area 2. d

[brammutje15]

i really dont have those sound glitches on the xbox360 but maybe it is because im drunk every single day :D

[krazieflipmofo]

You suicided because if you notice that dumb ass blue soldier didn't enter the boat correctly in the beginning... All he did was jump onto the boat thinking he can ride it like that.

[ViperDown]

no suicide,bad luck was on u

[MrPrevoo1010]

is it normal that bf3 realism makes me jizz a little?

[RizFeijt]

It happens to me so often... :S

Or when you jump in a boat, you get some sort of damage and lower your healtbar!!

[bosnianCODMWfreak]

Good game, mate... keep it up!

Cheers!

[MRLoadingERROR]

When I saw that wall after you blew up the C4, i broke my BF3 disk.

[881Gino]

That UMP looks a beast . . what are your thoughts?

[881Gino]

I'm with you on your map choice mate - B2K maps rock my world! That random suicide sucks balls.

[Silentman333]

hey do u have xbox 360

[R0B0T1CxFILMAKER]

EPIC EPISODE

[C0CKB1TE]

so i have noticed somthing and i think i know why you suicided in that boat... if somone sits or throws and unbelonging object in your RIHB boat you will somtimes just spontaniously combust into a low framerate flame

[sfmcrfuller]

Did you bros know that you can cook grenades if you hold the left bumper and right trigger immediately after you'll cook it. just so ya know

[Ronsta666]

@sfmcrfuller You won't cook it, you'll hold it. You can't cook grenades in BF3

[FriezaReturns00001]

@Ronsta666 actually you can cook frags:

Cook frags. All you have to do is: hold

L2 + R1 (for PS3)

OR

LT + RB (for Xbox).

learn it

[Ronsta666]

@FriezaReturns00001 You can't cook grenades man. I'm fairly confident in my knowing of this, even though I'm a dumbass at times. You can hold them for better aiming, then let go of RT (I play on Xbox) to throw. Cooking = lowering detonation time by letting go of the pin on the grenade, it starts the fuse. However, I could be wrong

[TheEnd004500]

@FriezaReturns00001 You can't cook frags in BF3. You can hold them before throwing them but you can't cook them. If you were able to cook them, they would blow up in your hand after some time but they don't.

[dikzakfromAQW]

@TheEnd004500 THBGHESBJVNESNGSNGAESK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAA YOU RESPOND TO A COMMENT I WANT YOU RESPOND TO ME TO ,COMRADE !!!!!

[Mrtompie09]

@dikzakfromAQW euy NL :D

[MsARMAN97]

@TheEnd004500 Ivan are you playing on high sensitivity or low sensitivity because i just bought ps3 and this game and i cant aim good with my sensitivity can you tell me plz how is your sensitivity

[TehBFCommunity]

@MsARMAN97 its not your fault theres input lag but they are supposed to fix it this month

[kpb98]

Dont use THE UNO

[TheRealdealdude2]

Ivan, if you use the A10 in the beginning of Kharg island attacking, and when I'm doing strafing runs on targets it feels like D-Day when I see all the boats and the firefights going on, and knowing you, You probably would feel the same. People even tell me to strafe tanks on the end of the beach. Kharg island= Takes real teamwork =More fun.

[JAGexRK]

0:50 you see the explosion! Ivan u traitor! :O

[Oniontears123TNG]

What's your kit in this vid?

[TheJAMESGM]

@Oniontears123TNG Support.

[Oniontears123TNG]

@TheJAMESGM No shit, Sherlock. I mean what are the attachments on the gun.

[TheJAMESGM]

@Oniontears123TNG Oh well sorry, for one I could have just called you an idiot and that was it, you never even explained what you meant a KIT is not you're attachments.

[TheShreddster]

7:33, i honestly can't believe dice let us down with this game

[TheShreddster]

lol, u just named my most hated maps

[CGRealityHD]

Yo who wants to come check my channel out?? i .. have.. BATTLEFIELD...

[totuyoijuju]

@TheEnd004500 you might have figured it out by now but you could have blown up that wall you just need to concentrate more C4 on a specific spot and you would have blown it away :)

[Linden531]

"I would rather play this game than watch porn when they patch all the bugs."

Same here brotha, same here. Hooah!

[Ruskyjam]

@m14lover1 then you are lucky or just trying to make ps3 sound bad we have all of them a part from input lag and Voice chat doesn't matter cos everyone uses parties

[Ruskyjam]

The most annoying things on Battlefield 3 are sound glitch, the Usas with frag rounds and the fact that pictures never load such as weapon attachments ribbons and stuff so you can't see what you unlocked

[grim686]

o i know wat happened there i notice if some ones driving and u hop into the boat but dont actully enter the boat and the driver takes off the boat explodes its happened to me a couple of times



[kevinsam47]

how do u get in2 B2k only servers ? tks :D

[MrWarmonkey2]

my squad will beat yours

[I2ecklessPro]

@MrWarmonkey2 nobody cares lowlife and im pretty sure his squad would beat your squad any day

[Vizardord]

The sound glitch has been progressively getting worse. It happens more often now. :/

[Bladen1111]

I just shutoff my TV and turn it back on and it fixes it

[MrOhMyFuckinGawd]

This gun fuckin' sucks bro, don't use it anymore please...

[Jjkuldude]

i just got a new temprapedic bed

im telling everybody

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boobs

[3puremage]

@Jjkuldude omg how is it?!

[Jjkuldude]

@3puremage its like sex with a square, cloud

AWSOME!!!

[MrBobFishstick]

Please put announcement vids for ur streams.

[Lukehaa]

Can Anyone explain to me what exactly made Battlefield bad company 2 so good, and why battlefield 3 is not nearly as fun?

[reptarrawks1]

@Lukehaa first of all at least 95% of every map could be destroyed 2nd of all it was balanced(no one gun was really overpowered) and 3rd there were no glitches.

[c2fan22]

@reptarrawks1 i think an94 was 2 accurate

[AirsoftBadBoy]

Am I the only one to get that sound glitch in PS3? It really get's annoying -.-

[RockFanatic95]

@AirsoftBadBoy I get it quite often now....so annoying

[AirsoftBadBoy]

You got killed cuz your teammates didn't enter in the boat, they simply jump into it and it caused an impact that got you killed and it's a big issue cuz when your in a jet and you come really close to the ground and just touch the poles you die and it's really annoying -.-

[Metal555Fan]

oof,, I thought I was the only one with that sound glitch on my PS3.. btw nice video Ivan, love you (total homo) :P

[m14lover1]

I have none of these problems on the 360.

[MrTurtle691]

has anyone noticed that the trophy/achievment for getting ten kills with all the b2k weapons is bugged and unobtainable?

[dudev300]

@MrTurtle691 yeah that happened to me, i got 10 kills with every gun from b2k but no trophy, so what i did to obtain it was just kill more people with the b2k guns and then i got it.

[THECRAZYGAMER97]

@TheEnd004500 u suicided at the beginning because people were inside ur boat but not they didn't press like the button to actually get into the boat, its a glitch that kills whoever pressed the circle button to get into the boat, and anyone who just jumped in stays alive.

[L5212]

@THECRAZYGAMER97 and it sucks!

[skulking17]

That suicide is easy to explain. Ivan's soldier had a brain tumor and it killed him instantly. Talk about realism.

[theboss111ish]

awesome video m8, cant wait 2 c mre

[Thespeed10101]

kira did it

[AndenQ21]

Went to porn after this, that's what u do to me Ivan

[MvSly14]

@iVVARHERO no its bout the same its just that the communication can b fixed with party chat on xbox other than that ive had the same problems on both

[TheTFnerd]

that "suicide" was hilarious! LOL

[GiveMeBass93]

I always play TDM, Other modes are shit if you don't have a 24 v 24 server :3

[zombieslayerdude]

live stream on youtube cuz if we miss it we can watch it later

[xXSk1llzTh4tK1llzXx]

random suicides, sounds glitching, voice chat not working, squad joining problems, shotguns with overpowered frag rounds, Famas with fore grip is overpowered, not enough destruction......and tons more

come on Dice, get ur shit together

[1996killerman]

@xXSk1llzTh4tK1llzXx omg if there was someway we could send this exact statement to dice it would be awesome kik

[MrTurtle691]

@xXSk1llzTh4tK1llzXx thats just a fraction of the bs

[xSPAZquickscopers]

always great watching your videos :)

[JEUXolim]

LOL, the beginning was hilarious!  Also, I agree with DiscipleVll, lately I'm always happy when Ivan uploads =)

[commanderbly009]

Ivan, can you please try to upload in 1080p? watching this on a 47" HD plasma in 720p is underwhelming >.> trololol

[SovietSpetsnazi]

i wish my pc could run this game...

[TheTeCeGe]

@SovietSpetsnazi mine can, but i cant afford it :(

[SovietSpetsnazi]

@TheTeCeGe hey if my pc can run bfbc2 @ medium smooth then i should be able to run bf3 at medium settings smooth without lag?

[Spezza149]

@SovietSpetsnazi No not really, I ran BF3 Maxed out completely @60FPS. Now I run BF3 on medium-high (not ultra) at around 45-55FPS

[TheTeCeGe]

@Spezza149 whats ure pc specs?

[platinumgaming84]

where i live it's like 11p.m. and i got school tomorrow but imma play some bf3 just cause i watched this video :P

[BubbermandHD]

hey guys check out my channel

[agugamingclan]

Call of duty and Minecraft on my channel please check it out.

[JackF15]

Epic game

[gta4mastermine]

c4 does not blow up all wall in mw2 and 3

[Nekrospike666]

@gta4mastermine C4 does not blow up any walls in MW2 or MW3 because it is Call of Duty, and therefore irrelevant.

[JAG99911]

DICE MORE FUCKING DESTRUCTION !!!!

NICE VID IVAN

[Adam77677]

@TheEnd004500 If I could, I'd but a PS3 and BattleField just to play with you, no homo :D

[killerplaya000]

Why cant they put more distructbility. BC2 have more than BF3

[tsunamaisurfer606]

@killerplaya000 1943 had more

[DIBandage]

I finally got this game last week. And heck, I've been doing so much better than I though just by following your way of tactics.

Man, I don't know if it's been like over a year I've been watching your commentaries every time. I started out from the first mw2 experience, until this bf3 suicide video.

Gotta love it, Ivan. Keep it up!

[1416vincent]

that happens sense the other soldiers weren't in a position 

[iVVARHERO]

It seems as if the PS3 has worse glitches than the 360 does.

[kolinmartz]

sometimes you can blow it up sometimes you cant hopefully it gets fixed soon 

[Nic3Mr]

Heres some tips for ya Ivan: 1.if you shoot full auto you bullet spread is about 50% bigger than burst fire,same thing if youre suppresed,thats why you werent hitting some of your targets. 2.if you crounch on claymore,it doesnt explode,thats why you didnt die on that A objective,second base.

[gh0strr]

lol fail sound

[G1224Alex]

Y don't u ever play SDM or TDM? SDM is my favorite mode in BF3...

[LyricalTroll]

Console battlefield is a disgrace

[DKnightOdin]

@LyricalTroll In its current condition...somewhat, but the potential the game has is no doubt enormous. The same could be said with BC2 when it released. Just be happy DICE is actually trying to address the problems.

[TheEnd004500]

@LyricalTroll In it's current state. 100% agreed. However, it can be patched and it will be patched. In time though.

[Daggers21]

@TheEnd004500 Pc gaming is always better anyway, I'm currently building one myself for gaming and just have Ps3 for exclusives or Call Of Duty.

[michaelidasiak]

@TheEnd004500 I wish there were 32 man servers on conquest

[L5212]

@TheEnd004500 That would be awesome

[c2fan22]

@TheEnd004500 at 8:10 when that guy killed u it was becuase supression is so fucking annoying it makes u miss everybullet even though ur dot was right on him i think they should make it so ur gun sways

[Outlawz404]

@TheEnd004500 Does your squad get split up? I see you playing with a 3 or 4 man squad in a lot of videos. But all I hear is complaints about ps3 voip and sound glitching. What about the squads getting split up?

[kennydaturtl]

@LyricalTroll lol i play xbox... i hate my life

[MrMatzomaticTO]

@LyricalTroll and that's why i'm playing the pc version :)

[MrMatzomaticTO]

@MrMatzomaticTO and a few other reasons :D

[ilikepicole]

@LyricalTroll Still better than CoD

[DKnightOdin]

The "sound glitch" is server-sided so...when it happens nothing you can do until the server decides to resend the data back to you; most likely end up being dropped packets.

[erki4]

@theDAWinz Yes, it is the sound glitching, you couldn't even hear the MCOMs, nor the tanks and gunfire. It's happening to me too.

[KevxMeister]

bad company 2 c4 was my most used tool with the gol....i used to go ham. now its like gay cause the snipers arent all that great in bf3 and no c4

[zdarknes72]

@KevxMeister i agree with the gol + C4, but how the hell is that gay?

[zdarknes72]

I thought the ump sucks now

[TheTJM123]

Today I got the daftest of suicides: I was running towards a flag on Seine crossing. I fault over a three-foot wall to get to it, land on a random pole and die :I.

[subjectwork]

Does that other dude hear him or is he just talking to his self?

[phupikachu1]

So u do watch porn....

[Skypeissucks]

bf3 has a lot of problems on ps3

[Nekrospike666]

@Skypeissucks Not really...

[ThatGuyTheAtheist]

Do you know like severs with only bad enemy teams or something? I can be in 5000 point mark with like 30 kills 3 or 4 objectives taken and my team are so bad they can't even take 1 or 2 people. SO annoying. I once was top of my team when being in a 16 to nothing using only a frog foot they had no enemy armour advancing thanks to me and they still couldn't stop a few measly solders from taking the objective.

[Ololz22]

OMG! I'm not alone... That happened to me twice today... Once in a jet and once in a UH with full passengers... I was the pilot. We all died. Felt so bad xD

[iHaroon7]

Ivan i just when and watched "COD4: Commentary Vol. 1 "Fucking Hackers" Domination" damn man you improved soo much ! <3

[etusd]

1 person commited suicide

[TheOmnivon]

Ivan, is Bad Company 2 as dead as you said it was in the Friday Night Stream, or were you exaggerating?

[alekzander2010]

@TheOmnivon its dead i was playing against him today on arica harbor

2 vs 7 players...

[MrxB1]

the bugs and glitches in bf3 are bairable.... the 1 bug or 1 glitch in cod just makes a child have cancer.

[Megadeth3463]

@MrxB1 ahaaahahahaahahahaahahahhaaaaa­aaa

[b4ttlefield4eva]

Why UMP Ivan?. Why no M27 IAR.

[GrandTheftAutoV5V]

Ivan as soon as we can hear your Squad your live coms will be much more entertaining.

[JeffHardyRocks3000]

DICE needs more destruction because it feels like COD with less destruction...

[whyme943]

You took the last objective with 75 tickets- no causuties

[TheOmnivon]

dude, can you please do another live stream?

[TheEnd004500]

@TheOmnivon What do you think I'm going to be doing tonight!? : )

[Hunterishunting]

@TheEnd004500 add me right now please ..... my psn is ...  aw54321reed

[TheHardWay71]

@TheEnd004500 HELL YEAH!

[iDeeKey]

@TheEnd004500 Im a Long time sub and a fan

PLEASE DO A BF3 SNIPING VIDEO :)

[TheOmnivon]

@TheEnd004500 oh wow you replied! and dude just letting you know, I was the guy was firing tank shells at you in 1943

[333JH666]

@TheEnd004500 My guess was masturbating...:D

[420manvids]

@TheEnd004500 7:33 same shit happens to me got to place on the lower part of the wall

[TheWafertastic]

this game feels like they rushed it out just to be ahead of call of duty :(

[McWhorter44]

u died from suicide because your teammate was in the boat but didnt it circle so when u starting driving he flew back and hit you thats why u died

thumbs up so Ivan sees this

[mike47912]

this game is boring as hell.ur the only one make it fun to watch

[TheDemoxity]

@mike47912 meh watevz if its borin 2 u ur playin hard to fine a game thats more intense HA! goodluck

[CplJonnyOwenODST]

@mike47912 Good luck finding a Multiplayer game that is more fun than this.

[mike47912]

@CplJonnyOwenODST hmm Grand theft auto 4,halo,gears of war..

i like BF3 its just that i can't find a team that actually communicate and care about winning...

[tigerpaws77]

dice need to sort this game out ASAP

[LegoBoyAndFalloutBoy]

dude please make more vids like 3 times every week because your vids are great dont let people bring you down stay strong

[jewbybrother579]

ivan, what do you use to make your live comms?

[ReGReTzZNoTHiNG]

Happens to me ALOT 

[ianr985]

great vid :)

[Omarjose951]

DUDE THIS HAPPENED TO ME 3 TIMES 2DAY

[scrambaldfilmsJosh]

That happens to me all the goddamn time, When someone gets in the boat but doesn't occupy a space and just stands there you randomly commit suicide, Fucking annoying!

[alekzander2010]

is Warfighter your IRL friend or something? or did he get lucky and have you add him?

[DiscipleVII]

Reaction when I see Ivan's videos in my sub box

"AW HELL YEA!"

[TheEnd004500]

@DiscipleVII Love it when my fans react that way! Lets me know I'm doing something right! : )

[TheDAWinz]

@TheEnd004500 its not the sound glitching, its no one is firing. only 24 players on console so not many encounters.