Word Vomit: Swifty Medicates Himself

[rachellalness]

mattg sleeps in mario pajamas!

[ITALY89084]

E acts like Ian soooo MUCH!

[MsMakayla1999]

I feel bad 4 u

[dittzybonez]

wow you look like my friend jake but he is like a super blond xD you have a twin in florida

[2ninja4u]

I'm dying LMFAO!!!!

your pain is funny

[xoxBreannaxox123]

i am sick right now. FML. 

[imawesome519]

You look like a boyband member... ;)

[markieniemanie]

Why the ask swifty intro??!

[MandaRenegade]

@markieniemanie He has no other intro to use. :(

[82nenas]

haha okay? xD

[swinkster01]

i definetly have those mario pajama's xD 

[thewu1313]

y did u get the wierdest medicine in the store? lol

[jeanalisson2006]

3:12 LOL

[YouHoldMeD0wn]

have you ever watched soul eater?

[OPIobsession]

OMFG WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE PANTS??? I KNOW YOUR FUCKING READING THIS AND YOUR LIKE NOPE IM NOT REPLYING TO THAT I DONT GIVE A SHIT YOU CAN DIE WITHOUT ANY MARIO PANTS BITCH BUT LIKE...SERIOUSLY IM FUCKING OBSESSED WITH MARIO YOU HAVE TO TELL ME!!!...please:) i loveee youuuuuu<3....FUCKING TELL ME!.....lol but serously you should tell me because they're amazing and your amazing and your face is like sex...so...tell me:)

[AliceLikesCupcakes]

woahh you need to calm down

[leahsinthehouse1111]

U COPIED SHANE DAWSON !!!!!!!! RAAAAAWWWWW

[Thecomputernerdet]

@leahsinthehouse1111 how??? i love shaane too but still how??

[OffTheHeezay21]

You should do a video with Destrey, bro. That shit would get so many views and so many laughs fo shoooo lol.

[xorandomind]

ahahahahahaa oh man, lolol(:

[MikeyBradleyProject]

Missed you Matt!



[123Texasbabe]

Aw don't be sick!!! Take some mucunex

[turnu46]

esti ca o pula de cal.....

[ducky418]

You should get a pretty headband to wear for videos to help the hair problems. Or, you know, a hat or something.

[shanesbitch101]

u should do a video with Capn Desdes

[taturussiantechno]

one day you are gonna have kids, and they'll see this and be like O.o wtf hahaha

[MsBubbleBeat]

Aw, you care enough to make us a video even though you're sick :)

Feel better!

[RaawrItsAmyy]

I have just found you, marry me<3

[Alesanaluver21]

Haha he is so off topic

[penguinsareawesom100]

his butt smells like nothing?

[sk8traly13]

@penguinsareawesom100 No we learned absoulutley nothing.

[Dogzrule1210]

@penguinsareawesom100 Haha no! He said "So what have we learned today?" then he went off topic about his pj's and then he answered his question with "absolutely nothing" :D

[TheEmilyAnneChannel]

You're stopping me from revising. I'd rather watch a man shove stuff up his nose :) FEEL BAD.

[ItsCateus]

when you said "my mouth feels like its covered in doodoo" for some reason I thought of Jim Carrey.

Good for you Matt, Good for you.

[LOWENnotLORYN]

OMG even when your sick your funny xDD

[xmusicxloverxNSN]

A regular person would just take some Advil. But watevs. :3

[xmusicxloverxNSN]

Or desandnate.

[xmusicxloverxNSN]

U SHOULD SOOOO DO A VIDEO WITH CAPNDESDES!!

[LaUrAhandberg]

no one can ever use the "i haven't mad a video in a while, i've been sick" excuse again!

[rawrrandomly8]

you have a lot of energy for a sick person...

[lufuse]

Ricola, it is you're throats best friend man.

[InnovationWorldofWar]

No Wait stop! This is... Euhm... Random... Stuff... And... Thing... This doesnt have a name yet lets just call it Stupid Sinuses :D

[CartoonGirl3350]

So many "that's what she said" jokes can be made here.

[thMaddHatter]

First time on the internet of the year, and this is what I watch. Umm... yay?

Yeah... Yay.

[xXxXCr4zyXxXx]

Gosh.

Last video I've watch of his was "I'm Gay". It's so weird.. Cause you look like a hobo now!

Ha kidding!.. Kinda

[nachozpal]

Nonononono! Leave the camera on for that! XD even sick youre amazing and hilarious!

[sk8traly13]

@MyRainbowSh1t XD he does.... >.< "THIS CUP MAY OR MAY NOT BE FILLED WITH CRACK!".... "It's Sweet Tea..... O.o"

[KaileaDawson]

jasmine is reading this comment.

[KaileaDawson]

holy fuckin shit im sick tooooooo D:

[lgskittles]

haha we only have like one right rite aid anymore. They went extinct in my city.

[AndreaSwagz]

OhMyGawd

Swifty

I

HopeYouGetBetter(:

[jpodmatt]

sooooooo, when are you actually going to use your green screen and make a comedy video again?

[darky147]

WHOS THIS FAG I WANTED SWIFTY WARRIOR

[lalaleonalea]

poot.

[sk8traly13]

yhu kinda seem like a deeper version of fred

[sk8traly13]

IMAGINE ITZ A PENIS

[LittleMissVickytoria]

he is so hot.........

[mcluv166]

aww i hope you get better soon

[Chantarexiia21]

Why does it sound like somebody's dying in the background?? D':

[Yankereb000]

For some reason I can't stop watching this...

[XRigomortisX]

SWIFTY <3

[tumtumal]

SWIFTY'S BACCK!!

<3<3

[codeious]

wow you took a ton of stuff. lol Hope you feel better soon! 8D

[LuluLooney23]

I have the same pajama pants! Wooo

[Bitchlen07Shitlen]

Dude try having a sore throat and singing songs on Glee....Not possible....

[xXxKillerFoxXx]

swifty i love you :D but i was curious >->' have you ever played robot unicorn attack?? f not will you try..you should jus saying its addicting and fun :3..jus saying...i love yu buh yeah ^^'

[link5634]

matt lets go schwing!! lol

well when your not sick :( feel better soon 

[kendruhhx105]

Dude if you wear headphones that bottle tube squishy sound is just o_o....

[Draculauraable]

YESS he changed the title! Someone commented on here earlier telling him to change the title and he actually did :) lol

[TatyanaRamirez]

Is it weird that you have never been more so sexy to me then at 3:32? :)

[crazedmonkey3]

i wonder if he would have done all of thate even if he wasnt tapeing it

[NawtyAngel911]

Wow..annoying as hell, shanedawson tv is wayy funny..

[MyRedneck101]

Please go out with me?

[himynameisty]

I haven't watched a skc vid in years, didn't think you were still doing them haha. I remember when a beautiful lotus was in the intro.

[callmecrazybecoziam]

@himynameisty yesss<3

[KittenIsabellaBane]

Dude he reminds me of my bestie soo much in this vid, like seriously, he's acting juuust like her! XD

[itsmeganmichelle]

Awww I wud take of you when ur sick

[EvilSonicScrewdriver]

Your soulpatch amuses me.

[JayDawgRox96]

youre fucking annoying

[Mr1990Noah]

@JayDawgRox96 u mad bro?

[AInanimateObject]

Lol!! XD omg

Im surry your sick! DX

[maru93th]

We've got to a point in this relationship when nothing suprises me.

The best solution: GO TO SLEEP! Lol

Please, take care♥

[NatalieGoesRawrz]

Lol xD I love you.

[NinaVerven]

the end O.o

[Sebastian1991Dana]

Did you get sick because you eat your butthole after the last video?

[xPinkFrostedDonut]

I think your hair looks soo good in this video :3 love the curls, they're cuuute

Oh and get wel soon!

[TheTwinkiebell]

OMG Matt!!!!! I'm sick tooooo!!!!! (I was supposed to be in a singing competition but I'm all clogged up so I can't sing right:/ ) AND I'm wearing MARIO PJS TOOOO!!!!!!:) no joke!! We're twins!!!:) except I'm a girl so... Ya;)

[Capoverde03]

~(^__^~)

[gothss1234]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww­wwie!

[imawsomebrian]

becarful! it may not be sinuses it could be broncitus! (spelled wrong maybe) i had this happen to me!

[hplvr17]

i thought this was gna be an "ask swifty" not a "watch swifty wine" why upload this?

[IAmIva]

sweet tea IS crack!

[unoffended]

Why the fuck am I subscribed to this? Some fuckhead must have hacked my account.

[emoskeleanimal]

lmao i love you swifty hope you feel better :D

[xXKittyTVXx]

be a man and stop taking medicine:D luke .. <.<... luke i do ..

[TheHoopingGypsy]

Lol That Was Ahmazziinnggg

[supersecretfluffy]

You are definitely from the south yeeeee haaaaa

[TheAvengeddonut]

Only you could make something like this hilarious XD

[2ndflare54]

HOLY SHIT! I HAVE THOSE EXACT SAME PAJAMAS! I also have a red mario pajamas.

[MrHydro7K]

Swifty im sick too brah :D

[123CreativeName]

SWIFTY DON'T DIEEEE!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO

[IzzaFeja]

REMEDY FOR SINUS INFECTION:grind a lemon, ginger root and put a couple spoons of honey. Drink as tea with hot water. Believe me it works, I get sinus infection every freakin winter:( so, I don't even go to the doctors any more. Home remedy works for me even better, than antibiotics:D Unless it gets freaking serious, then I can't avoid thouse sons of beatches :D Good luck. Oh, and don't forget to breath in hot steam, that really helps too :)

[VeKySrB]

this video is awesome :D

[Alexlexuspark]

The intro music is sick!!! LOVE IT!!*_*

[cassandre2468]

For some reason I thought he meant sick in the head before watching this video...

[Kyon2011]

2:27 EWW what the fuck!

[livelavalover004]

yaaaaay poop mouth!!

[GennyHarris55]

Don't die on me now baby!

[hawt4sanjaya]

you don't seem sick lmao.

[mushicorn]

@hawt4sanjaya

is awesomness deflects the germies :3

[loloutloud360]

You're sick? Most people look like crap when they are sick but you are just as cute as ever ^_^

[Boyd1106]

sometimes you remind me of the Grinch (or regular Jim Carrey too)

[DianaH18]

Cool beans!

[newget546]

When you were pushing the cotton swab in and out I'm like...

SEX? BY A TUBE? O_O lol

[DylanLeiding]

i'm really enjoying the new videos matt. KEEP IT UP MUTHAFUCKA!

[TheBloodredprincess]

Lmfao. I couldn't stop laughing. That was great. But I hope you feel better soon.

[XcookieXgooberX]

I'm sick with sinus shit too! Lets be sick buddies!! :D lol

[TaylorTittle]

dang.. I wish i was like this when Im sick!!!!!!!!

[lexay1012]

Thats the sound of sex! C:

[HEDoLEY1234]

LIES! Your intro said this was an Ask Swifty. This is the second time you did this within the month, and it's unacceptable! ;) :)

[Partyrockantheme]

You are one crazy person just like meee ;**

[naughtygoddesss]

Youuu changed the title! Durn i thought maybe you had made another loveliness full of joy and sillies for me

[BluePigg94]

did you fart at 4:35 ????? hahahaha xD

[KaoruLover06]

Beating off definitely fixes sickness...just sayin'. Lol

[MeowLovesMusic]

Im sick too....and i just sneezed on my laptop. shit!

[MeowLovesMusic]

Im sick too....and i just sneezed on my laptop. shit!

[Butters20K]

the title came off a little wrong to me.... get ripped.

[xXoctoberfallsXx]

im sick too :C

[cyoachim10]

Sweet tea? yeah you're definitely from the South :D

[still7geo]

haha. Never heard of that nasal probe thing for colds. have fun with that!

[TheGoodGirlGoneBad13]

died laughing...

[crystalzip2002]

Your cute even when your sick! X3

[chriscoehah]

Swifty's so random i think i have a brain tomur........ and i dont know how the fuck to spell tumur?? Lmao

[ThePaz95]

I BE LOVEI SWEET TEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LexieBruh]

Pills aren't pro enough for swifty to use :c

[TokyoCandy32]

Even though it can't be tamed it still looks good. ^_^

[AbbyZombie666]

at lest he can talk im so sick i cant talk :( and havent eatin in 3 days lol

[DezzyRayAttack]

LOL two favorite moments: that part when you said to pretend that nose thing was a penis and I kept that mind when you said it was making weird noises, lawlawlawl! oh! and then when you put your mario pajamas on your head: " so this is what my butt smells like" LOLz!! xD

[listen2emo]

you should wear feety pajamas to you know cover your feeties and not have to worry about losing a sock in your blankets, also butt flap.

[rekftw]

LOLOL alright i'm gunna go beat off now! wait what

[HannahThunderify]

I'm sick too, taking the exact same medicines. Zicam is gross. Except the cool mint melt tastes not so bad, so I've been taking that.

[Alexizonf1re]

ALRIGHT, IMA GO BEAT UP NOW!!

[Jchar1027]

lol I feel your pain I take the Zicam and it taste nasty

[RockalilyDunne]

I'm sick too.

[ArisuInu]

I love how you on every video you manage to make smile, no matter how shitty my day was. :)

[kelze12345]

CVS* haha

[WalkingIntoTheSunset]

Eww Swifty gave me a virus! Get it? Sick...computer...computer virus...? No? Awkward.

[TheNeonWafflez]

XD I love the very end

[morganlovesjoe]

ever heard of a blowdryer? cause that helps hair dry faster!

[FlutteringNuts]

What wouldave been really funny: "DO NOT INSERT SWAB INTO THIRD NOSTRIL"

[sugarlandzombie]

Swifty reminds me of a mix of Russel Brand & Jim Carrey as the Grinch xD

[amandacoverdale]

I know i'm from other country, but what the hell were all those medications? Never heard about sticks in your nose or that kind of spray lol

[LittleMissRaeRae69]

the EXACT same thing happened to me this morning... even the hair thing... i think we're soulmates c:

[Bambileehellsson]

You adorable bastard! i would love to put sticky sticks in your nooowss when your sick :D:D

[boomthehedaghog4421]

the hair drying thing... yeah story of my life XD

[PahMallow]

PRANK GREG.

[TheScissorTail]

XD I love how he changed the title. It's like he's warning everyone about what's about to go down.

[PhiPhiSpiderMonkey]

Just have to say this... I act the same exact way when I'm sick.. always.

[MexiSilverLips1]

Feel better bro!!!! ttteeeeeaaaaa.....

[My2ndnephew]

I laughed all through this video. Watching your face when you were spraying and swabbing just cracked me up! Feel better quick!

[Sh001m3in2outrSpace]

Siq with a Q :) SWIFTYYYYY! =D

[JudasGlavie]

anyone know the song at 4:54 and dont tell me to look in the description because its not what im looking for

[lightup8pizzas]

the sound the tube makes @2:55

[AlliLoveification]

Good southern boy with his sweet tea =]

[randomnus101]

Ur eyes r so beautiful

[xXMollyJoXx]

I'm kinda diggin the new songs your putting in your intros ;3

[MAKExLOVExNOTxTOAST]

So i just watched a fully grown man shove cotton buds up his nose.

[evrchanging]

I'm sick and I'm drinking tea too. But I'm just taking cold medicine not all that nose swiping. Lol your doing to much :)