Smoking Monkey

[kilan56]

Why does he seem like Tom Waits? He's probably all like "Get off my lawn... Fuckin kids."

[emblazonpunk]

smoke.. LIEK A BOSS

[illGkid91]

@ct1762 ... No 1 likes a know it all stfu just watch da video its funny

[wrich1162]

Give that monkey a spliff already!

[ct1762]

Does anyone realize how dumb they sound when they call a chimp a "monkey" when its an Ape? Thats like calling a Whale a fish.

[ozarkianhowl]

@ct1762 a whale is not a fish?

[r0g3r]

Sad how many people can't tell a monkey from an ape.

[Mofiz12]

Great even the Apes are teaching kids bad habits....

[seboritter]

I think he is just moking the people around and their behavior. I mean, how would you feel in his place, beeing exposed and watched all over the day?

[Sanchoelmalo]

@UltimateGuitarist17 some people think that the bad Obama ´s administration gives them the right to be super racist and offensive against black people.

[longyearbyen17]

WHO THE FUCK GIVES A MONKEY A CIGARETTE SRSLY FUCK YA

[BbLlAaCcKkRrIiVvEeRr]

grandad? why are you at the zoo?

[aks805fly]

gangsta lean 0:25

[WanNO9]

That looks like my grandpa.

[Meestarcheez]

He knows he looks like a badass.

[maggiexmassacre]

I'd want a smoke too if I had to look at people's faces all day.

[ameerjeffer]

what a style....

[xXWaRL0rDXx]

LIKE A BOSS

[Triforce343]

0:23 *sunglasses* "deal with it"

[TehMw3Pwnzer]

thats the cool chimp, bet they all fear and respect him

[tuttt99]

Ya gotta admit, that chimp looks pretty badass...

[MsH1h1h1h1]

i dont think he breeds the smoke

[Mrm3t21]

Wut a baws!!! Walks, claps and chills on mf rocks with cigs nxt he is gonna be hotboxing a car

[RomeoI24]

YoU Can Tell By The Way That He Walks, HE IS A WOMENS 00:26



[MurkSquad5150]

He just needs a bad ass fedora and a trench coat and be slumped over his desk with a have full glass of whiskey still clutched in his hand

[pasteface2000]

Not a monkey its an ape...

[Fawaz4321]

bad ass money...raised with some niggaz

[williamhenken]

if it looks dumb for a monkey to do it.. it looks dumb for a human to as well

[KillerPanda04]

RIP monkey

[pbackman77]

Looks like an old man sitting on his poarch saying "fuck you, you damn kids"

[elsleepy21]

now if only we could give him a blunt.......

[jerryinpa143424]

It's just funny how people get to manage to make an animal smoke.

[grasshopperjunction]

Has Obama managed to quit yet?

[chilango1531]

Like a boss

[ncmarine36]

hell yeah

[nafixisntright]

like a boss

[Xpl0x360]

What a gangsta

[acidshark13]

Whats so funny about monkeys. they smoke they jackoff they pee in their own mouths they get filmed humping public when people watch. You cand find most of the people on redtube do that

[luckey6811]

i bet its menthol

[Nvidia9700MGT]

@luckey6811 the big band theory ^^

[BringMeToLife911]

@luckey6811

Not just a menthol... a newport

[dananim]

That monkey is cool

[monzilla22]

WAT APE? I DONT SEE ANY APES. THAT IS A REAL BLACK GUY. PINOY STYLES

[Al3xF3rguson]

0:25 - 0:30

#SWAG

[salasrcp90]

that nigga probably steals joints from the stoners that sneak in at night to smoke.

[GONNASLAPYOMOMMA]

that sir, this halerrrrrrious

[TheFoxxy01]

holly  shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[Antibearvirus]

I want it.

[thetoxicsoul]

That is a chimp, which is an APE, not a monkey.

[smackyobitchup]

They're ready.

Can you feel it, humanity?

[KidneyShanker]

You are not allowed to throw them popcorn, peanuts or other zoo bought treats...but the ape house caretaker give him smokes...next time I'm bringing jalapeno peppers and Exlax...make my own zoo feeding rules!

[kane10111]

hes all like "the fuck you lookin at bish aint ya seen a nigga smoke before

[ilkfc123]

haters gonna hate 0:23

[RashidDostum]

The monkey works for Philip Morris and is paid to encourage kids to take up smoking. He makes smoking look both big and clever with his strutting around toking powerfully on his weed.

[secretstream4]

it'd be pretty creepy to see a monkey for the first time if you'd never seen one before

[Misel982001]

Eδω εχει στραβωσει με την παρτυ μας επειδη περναμε καλα (χωρις αυτον) και αφου μας λεει ΧΑΖΑ παει μια βολτα στον Σταθμο για καφε

[jamie123ginge]

reminds me of the film planet of the apes

[123backinyerface]

Whats shocking about this is that some store owner sold him a pack of cigarettes.

[kmp3000]

When the monkey stood on it legs. You thought of evolution.

[karlhelvede]

baller

[bilmure666]

give him a joint

[jacquesfresca]

He knows he's a badass, look at him strut...

[pornovlaxos]

weeeell...obviously...we gotta a nigga in the park....

[franklinmush]

lets be honest thats one cool ass monkey

[Rugdopey]

die kristefur

[ValentineWolfe666]

that monkey looks like my uncle Rick when he stands up and walks around lol!!

[GreenGestalt]

monkey see monkey do

[SOTDDenver]

hey!, don't niggah lip that

[SOTDDenver]

hey don't niggah lip it!

[videoman954]

i like it when he claps at he end.

yay for smoking!

[eooe1]

gangster! 1:24

[TheBusyCrew]

this little funny monkey..like a lot of humans......and now.....check out our music.....

[lindavid1975]

This video is so wrong on so many levels...one being the pro-smoking advert that all those wee kids who were at the zoo will receive :) and not to mention the animal rights issue with letting a chimp smoke - mental. So why am I laughing at it?

[dharmanova]

@lindavid197 You disagree with one-chimp tobacco advertising campaign? Perhaps you should go to that , zoo and talk to the chimp, I am sure he will agree to make some amends, perhaps give a public lecture on dangers of tobacco? LOL

Children mimic behaviour of those they have respect for - their parents rather than apes. But is common for apes to mimic humans. The chimp picked up a lit butt, he was not taught purposefully (didn't inhale).

As 4 why u are laughing - ask your therapist :-).

[devilmok]

@lindavid1975 "CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #341 Thanks to the magic of computer graphics, the monkey in tonight's episode was not actually smoking a cigarette, nor was he ever exposed to secondhand smoke. "

[methedmann]

look at the G-walk from :25 - :30

[SirSwass]

That's not a monkey, it's an ape, you retards.

[Anssui]

he kinda looks like clint eastwood

[JTMondal]

I want to party with this Monkey

[shomitb]

how does it light it?

[jack68861]

smoke cak or kokan

[robair9911]

he holdds his cig like a french man what a fag

[joeyandjakeschannel]

@robair9911 shut the fuck up this monkey is pimp your the fag if you dont like this then why come here

[alockownsall]

I'm having a lot of trouble with this video. I can't look back on my day as a success unless I've watched this at least a dozen times.

[alexwuja]

this monkey is amazing were can i buy him

[0o0oLoveSister0o0o]

ahahahahah

[16zoskarsson]

Did the monkey light that himself? Lol

[DerGremlin]

now your are laughing. wait till they learn how to use guns.

[SugoiBeats]

@DerGremlin

Maybe then they will legalize it? D:

[Crewisboss]

@DerGremlin they already do know

[Patstuvardas]

@DerGremlin watch?v=GhxqIITtTtU :D

[Generatorsarefake]

This argument is still continuing? It's pathetic, instead of both of you making a fool out of yourselves, you should realize this argument is a waste of time. Could we just all get along?

[SkateChannel13]

haha You know at leat a few of those kids have smoked since then.

[aiueoVVVeiimiiVVVsan]

wait a second? where did he get the lighter/matches/which keeper is giving him lit cigarettes?

[aiueoVVVeiimiiVVVsan]

PLEASE GIVE HIM A JOINT!!! I <3 how he claps and when he walks like a bipedal!

[b1naryd1g1t5]

Wonder if he is smoking Newports?

[Vindictus1000]

No surprise a negro smoking..oh wait...

[SkateChannel13]

@Vindictus1000 Shut the fuck up.......

[Vindictus1000]

@SkateChannel13 umad?

[SkateChannel13]

@Vindictus1000 No i just hate to see Ignorant idiots like you roaming around youtube

[Vindictus1000]

@SkateChannel13 Yup, your mad. People around here can't take a joke. Your the ignorant one for not having a sense of humor.

[Generatorsarefake]

@Vindictus1000 People can't take a joke sometimes. Just forget about it.

[SkateChannel13]

@Generatorsarefake I can alwasy take jokes but c,mon he said smoking Negro thats too far.

[SkateChannel13]

@Vindictus1000 haha I am the funniest perosn my family knows you don`t know me mtoherfucker. Your a raicst idiot.

[Vindictus1000]

@SkateChannel13 I could say that too.

[Vindictus1000]

@SkateChannel13 One more thing I forgot to mention. Using profanity over the Internet wont help. It makes you look angry. Go ahead and prove me wrong. I can't believe I'm even replying you.

[Generatorsarefake]

@Vindictus1000 You just said earlier you weren't going to reply.  Why can't we all just get along?

[Vindictus1000]

@Generatorsarefake Your right. It is a waste of time, but i will not get along with this person. It's not worth it anyways. Thanks bro.

[russskates26]

@Vindictus1000 I don`t have time either there`s no point.

[Generatorsarefake]

@russskates26 Maybe if you just stop replying to him, he'll stop too. Isn't it that simple?

[SkateChannel13]

@Vindictus1000 Chill.....

[russskates26]

@Vindictus1000 Your an idiot a calling something a negro isnt a joke dude some people think there funny but they are not. Get soem real jokes you fuck.

[Vindictus1000]

@russskates26 Cool, logging in into two accounts to try to prove me wrong. Really sad.

[Vindictus1000]

@russskates26 Negro is what people refer them too, or african-american. If I would of said 'nigger' that would of went to far. You should think before you reply you fuck.

[Vindictus1000]

@SkateChannel13 So yeah, YOU should shut the fuck up. Go ahead and reply back to me to look like an idiot. I will not reply back to you because it's not worth wasting my time here like I am now with you.

[SkateChannel13]

@Vindictus1000 Ok then seems as if your mad.

[Pumpkin4Pibs]

wow weird monkey

[Theliberalssuck1]

IMO...teaching an animal bad human habits is not cool. My dog knows this. I have offered him some Copenhagen tobacco several times. He turns his head and snorts. Smart dog. He's half pit bull and half who knows what.

[rustitui]

@Theliberalssuck1 half octopus

[iggy151]

...he's not even inhaling.

[jamesjonesrocket]

even a monkey looks cool smoking :)

[rustitui]

weed is what he needs, tabacoo is simply bad for you :L

[SkateChannel13]

@rustitui Oh and weed isnt??? Weed is terrible for you

[stevenlil619]

lol when he stands its tottally epic!!!!!!!!!!

is like WHAT BITCH??!?!?!

[olx123]

so did this monkey get cancer or something?

[LOOKALANKA6]

That's an ape not a monkey

[MPHFox]

Is this real?



[Airguitarist88]

Apparently he requested the cigarettes to help him deal with busloads of annoying kids making faces at him all day long.

[Destry31162]

It's horrible that they would allow this animal to be mistreated.

[mrslowrawsquad]

Put some clothes on this mudafuka and he will look like a nigga....lmao

[secroit]

he looks like w. bush.

[Rabbit10010]

This black cunts fucked.

[backwoodsriley]

fuck yeah the simallarites between us give him citzenship ha

[bigrobjordan15]

I was being recorded? Fuck

[Th3Pr373nd3r]

What a fuckin boss

[sigge951]

Grandma?

[machetero1]

haters gonna hate

[Luccasio1]

they are like humans

[eyebolls]

Wow. There really is EVERYTHING on the internet.

[wickednoel]

Bet they were Menthols.

Boom! Obama joke!

[iloveBNs]

that could just be a black guy in a hat

[G1AnimeBoyz]

the monkeys probably thinking to himself i must be the pimpest nigga in the zoo son rick james bitch

[genesisproject]

0:24 Smoking monkey strut, proof that it makes you cool.

[joemoma90]

i said puff puff passs wit yo chimp ass

[LakerLife]

I didn't know that Shaq smoked.

[EvAnAlMiGhTy1995]

I saw this guy! People would toss him lit ciggs and he would just puff puff

[andymck7]

Get him to do that while riding on a unicycle and he's officially the greatest primate who ever lived.

[pablobablo2]

Just like people.

[leon625]

LOL he did it so ....right

[cinnamongirlx1]

say no to peer pressure !!

[Ulytm11]

@diddyfuck  Yeah at 52 years old. He was 10 years older than the average chimp. LOL

[Ulytm11]

I for one believe that we should let our cousins have access to these commodities.

It at least keeps them from being bored out of their minds. They went from having the whole world as their backyard to a crammed little cage.

[qwertykeyboardman]

1. very intellegent animal

2. what did he light it with?!

thumbs up if you agree

[Frosti2008]

this is terrible.

[HBSM1984]

chimps are not monkeys

[otaibilion]

give the monkey a freaking break he just lost all his money in las vegas he needs a smoke dont u think?

[lamborghinimonster33]

GRAMPA i thought we put you in retirement home

[pauloalmeidajr]

that should be my chimp

[MediaStrike]

Smoke a bong with him any time haha

[Gooey26]

I was really expecting him to flip the bird to the kids while he was walking

[nilepwnsu]

that monkey is so badass

[DownkilleR11]

it looks just like my fraind he smokes just like that

[LuoRuiMing]

R.I.P Charlie, I'm sure you lead a happy life in the zoo.

[G1Warrock4Fun]

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[G1Warrock4Fun]

@G1Warrock4Fun ^^

[aL3ks06]

monkey

[3r1k510]

they should give this chimp a blunt

[ItalienJokker]

@3r1k510 Yehhh neeed to see a monkey higth heheh

[rustitui]

@3r1k510 they should give him a bong instead (;

[keyframer]

@3r1k510 Blunts are for ignorant people.

[swiftyXify]

@3r1k510 how about a bong that would be pretty funny

[PoketrainerAl]

@3r1k510 yea a banna flavored weed blunt that would be awesome

[meoddball]

I wonder what brand he prefers? It won't matter anyway, the govt. is in control now, govt issued ciggies!!

[itachifan275]

lol what was the box for in the begining? incase we cant see the monkey lol

[DARCSTARS1]

Someone should tell Obama smokings not good for you or his forced healthcare law.