2009 SUCKED

[allustrial]

loving this in 2011!

[The01Gaby]

lmaooo i love the way she said debit machine xDDD

[96Nathan96]

Totally! I moved from my perfect ass Vaughan house! to my "Cunt"ry ass Brampton house? I LIKE UPPER CLASS MotherF***ers! not homeless D****ebags!

[nibargerswife51482]

i totally agree too i hate retail at xmas time....makes me wanna go to school to actually have a career in something else & then i wont have to deal with shitty ass customer....i just wanna tell them to GO THE HELL HOME!!!!

[truebloodcafe]

I agree 2009 did suck, but at least you had a crappy mall job.

Actually 2000 decade just sucked period.

[ebelle543]

this is too helpful.i cant take it

[omgpop3]

omg when the too helpful thing came up i almost had my self a spazz

[TheNinjaGirlfriend]

oh my GOSH. When the "TOO HELPFUL" thing popped up, I nearly wet myself laughing.

[LGSoundFanatic1026]

I was reading that last longer KMA comment and them you shouted WAIT really loud and scared me... :(

[MrSunshineinthesky]

TO HELPFUL

[bebeni89]

look at the tags

[Super123FAmous]

Pretty much everything after mid 2000's sucked. So 2005+ sucked

[kathyluvfox]

2010 is worse

[lekkshuubroo]

you need to chill your self. you get mad over the comp. relaxxx lol

[StuntKing909]

Awkward voice.

[IDKPerson11]

ur fuckin insane

[jasonscool10]

2000-2010 is boring

[girslovbug2123]

Every time I watch your videos it's usually when I'm fucking pissed off, but you always make me laugh! Thank god there's you who actually makes good videos on here! xoxo

[Piggiesunshine]

i dont even remember 2009....mainly because i dont care...

[quiggly20]

i fucking haaate christmas

[poo356]

THIS WOMAN IS FUCKING FUNNY> HER ATTITUDE IS SO FUCKING COOL.

[Mrmattymatt21]

I think she is a waste of time

[DETROITLEMONHEADS]

I really enjoy watching your videooooos!

[pollywolly67]

Aww you're so pretty (; and i love your videos

[babeeshopiez123]

I LOVE this Woman.

[OhMickayluhh2]

people are so jealous of you. at least your honest.

[realsaraSKELLINGTON]

machheeeeene lol!

[greenroomtheatre]

i love the way her voice cracks at 0:34 on "machine"

but besides that, jpmetz is my new favorite and i'm glad i came across her.

[ACabrera1324]

MAKE-UP CAN'T COVER YOUR UGLY FACE. your make up makes you look like a whore.

[JordynLovesMattShadz]

@ACabrera1324 Aren't you cool?

[Beaniekid99]

@ACabrera1324 well u suck

[rawr4idilonline]

i hate idiot customers :(

[prettyoddlove7]

credit or debit machiiIINE!! LMAOOOO

[Beentakenaway123]

your so pretty, your making me go lesbian *_*

[glitterface6]

im not a lesbian,but youre hot lol. X

[caleb1823]

2010 worst 

[biathorn]

Your "I'm not amused" face always makes my day.

[oceansgem]

HAHAHAHA I LOVE THE PERILS OF DEBIT/CREDIT cards lol it's soooo freaking true

[itsangelicahaha]

hahahahaha the tags

[RandomReader11]

can someone give me the video link to the video in which Justine burns her hair? thanks! :D

[ashleigh0721]

@RandomReader11

It's the one called...

TOO HELPFUL

[RandomReader11]

@ashleigh0721 i tried to find it and couldnt do you have the link?

[Sophiethefembot]

lil too much makeup there hun but oh well each to their own lol :P LOL! I'm just not as outrageous as you with makeup eeeek :S!!!! i won't go anywhere NEAR half that stuff but that's just me lol :P

[palepinkie28]

You looked so pretty with that makeup! You're soo funny(:

[billybobjoe198]

You look like a cheap hooker in this.

[DeadForGuitarHero]

The 69 people who dislike this are probably kissing eachothers ass, lol

[caseyyoxx]

YOUR FUCKING IGNORANT!!!!

[misshollybrooke]

your makeup is pretty1!!

[scandall2012]

lordie im glad i dont know you in real life

[Zitozu]

credit card machi-i-ine

[sposada94]

Why the hell would I want to follow you on Twitter? :)

[xosupimlizzyxo]

what the hell kind of a name is AdamChed?

[Tacoflavoredkiss1]

My holidays SUCKED. I hate snow and stupid gifts. I'll buy my own shit mom

[gaby2793]

lmao your voice cracked when you said debit machine it was really funny ahahahahha you're amazing

[Tyllegirl]

I think you are me, from my next life :-)

[MBLydia]

lol @ the tags ^^

[camip00able]

you really just made me laugh after a shit day thank you

[qetu95]

Love that make-up :D you're really good.

[anniespeakman]

3:03 - 3:13 LMFAO

[marzipin]

YOU HAVE KIDS?

[jpmetz]

nah i'd rather upload my whines on youtube so i get to revenue share my vids and make money

[BitLord]

@jpmetz

lulz

[JaMamma35]

after looking at you i want to pop u in the fucking face i dont give a shit about ur great ass year shut up u annoying bitch

[thatmadcapgal]

You're an angry, angry lady....and I like it

[ilovecartoons09]

i puked on christmas HA! HA! friggen HA!

[lakebay972]

Are you from Minnesota? You definitely have an accent.

[will8562000]

jpmetz , you make my day...literally

[tristanKERFUFFEL]

fucking christmas, retail has ruined my life. (it's okay though you make it all better)

[spidey078]

i wish everytime i took a dump it will look like your face... is that a kiss ass comment??

[beautytalksoup]

We'd like to give you an honorary Doctorate.

[Sunshan87]

*Muah*

[LizvetaTarasov29]

@URCNFUN, haha i agree(: I love her hahahaha

[MusicDude911]

Yea and you're such a fucking nice person "jpmetz"...You are so broken

[URCNFUN]

Holy shit you're too damn funny ! I didn't think there was another woman in the world as pissed off as I am *lol

[SofiaBelchiorinho]

the make up was awesome, and you're really beautiful. :)

[Bassett1996]

Ur annoyin as hell it wernt funny and i can't wait till ur boss sees this and it gets u fired lol

[aCagedApe]

Annoying fat clone twat...

[goldengirl67]

Who let you out? - damn those zookeepers!

[aCagedApe]

I'm sorry. =D

[spidey078]

you funny!!

[acf870]

2009 was seriously the worst year of my life. i know the future wont even break even with last year even if the world was encountering apocolypse... if you believe that kooky shit.

[nhshottie123]

you are so beautiful that i tattooed your face over mine. (iloveyou)

[drogentante]

you're so right xD

[Mnonnnnnnnn]

Omg i want to tatoo your name on my ass i love you soooooooooo much

[908spaca]

I know im late but if it helps any on my bday i past out in the middle of the road from a heat strock and on my way home from the hospital i got stung by a bee. Someone robbed me for my jewlery fon thanx giving and decided to give them to me for chrismas. O and i spent christmas alone with nothing to eat but 3 bags of cheetos and sandwich and a cherry coke. YOU WANNA KNOW ABOUT NEW YEARS b!*$#?

[Butterbean84]

U r a female lewis black. awesome.

[ChIcKiLoVe]

you sound like such a beeatch and your teeth remind me of nichole337!

[martaposze]

sorry......but laim.....

[ZimBaNeSs]

annoying cunt.

[XboxGamerCallLover]

No amount of make up could fix THAT

[Franciscavid]

Ahhh... Are you a boy...

[JZomerlei2013]

Her voice is very low.

[JabbokSchmidt]

you are definitely scary! and you really need a hobby!

[Ellisryneotterous]

AHAHAHAHA! "TOO HELPFUL!" best ever.

[campalamp1212]

happy new year ass hats!! hahahha i love you!!

[diornotwar123]

are you a lesbo?

[picasoo94]

Kill yourself !

[ult1919]

on drugs

[ixonixas]

Omg that face just scary

[wowhornby]

i feel so sorry for retail workers during christmas. it's public service, actually. you're a public servant and god, justine!

[kiddsami1]

noice! (:

[seje1229]

losser

[jreneesashay]

i literally died of laughter wen too helpful popped up on the screen lol

[thetruemami]

sooo true - video is coming

[RobRyder94]

creep

[Booay1091960]

I love being an asshat!

[brunobsxt]

fuck you losser

[ohhhreeceybaybee]

ok for starters don't call me a asshead you stupid dumb bitch

an your not funny at all ¬_¬

[Botany101]

2010 is gonna suck just as bad.

Same shit different year

[hobson]

can we see ur tits?

[aedan101]

i bet that when you when you walked into the new years party, everyone bowed down. i do that when i watch each one of your videos.

[luciffer420]

Well Long Story Short. One Word "Swallowed"

[michael78521]

U are cute

[RedheadCutie95]

Ugh, I hated my 2009 too :P

[cheekygirl07]

This is the first video I've seen of yours. Your really funny and pretty. My 2009 was pretty crap as well.

[TheSweetnessbabe]

your such an italian homo

[Filmandmelder1]

Happy new year from Norway

[dreanpink92]

ur funny haha

[stb360]

you look absolutely gorgeous in this video

[oxMaLuisaxo]

lmao i love the credit or debit part..i work retail too i feel youre pain

[jolineforpresident]

u look so lovely

[soulsistah102]

ya my year sucked too but i guess it wasn' as bad as urs :/

[bananappletree]

yeeeah. i work retail too and people are insane around christmas time

[humudu]

ur the wierdo / freak

[KcAriaGirl]

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

[kaitxxo]

your the perfect explaination for amazing.

[anoceanbetween]

I remember when you used to be funny.

[verock16]

EMO

[woolfreyd]

I'm with you on the retail vortex to Hell train. At least you've survived. It only happens once a year, and that too damned much!

[NoDisturbia]

I put your face on top of my christmas tree instead of an angel.

[xoxomiiLah]

MACHiiiiNEE

[amberstar91890]

Really? Where I live you have to swipe your card and then hit credit or debit.

[jpmetz]

where i live we have both machines, and you READ the screen to see what to do.

[aprilfromhell]

whats wrong with your teeth?

[wacqui]

Bah f....g Hum Bug!!!

[breecorefts]

hahahahaha i fuckin love you.

[arabzdeath]

lol true

[thebattlewithin]

gee ur life stinks!

r u Emo!

[200millionand1]

she's right 2009 sucked. but u kno wat? so far 2010 has b/n worse!

[MrTomjej]

Why the f*** u have youtube?! U should a TV channel : D

[virgilio31794]

well at least you were real about it i guess

[anabehabi]

EPIC VOICE CRACKS FTW!!

[socontagious11]

my child's first word was "jpmetz"

[bronie4]

Im going to tattoo your username on my neck =]

[JessAttacks]

I totally would swoop your ass up and take you to the mall where we can dine across from it and make fun at all the ass hats who shop where you work. Yes ma'am.

[KasperMedC]

machiiiiiiiiine

[vikkyLubB]

your an angel justine and am naming my future children after you <3 (:

[CodeMasterful]

wow u fag shut up just because your poor dosent mean u can frickn be a bitch!!

[FurionDsc]

i think that make up didnt help u much

[JaMamma35]

happy new year bitch

[7tigon7]

haha i loved this. *subscribed*

gotta love laughing at other people's pain :) (oh shut up you guys do it too) ...don't lie to me now

[leatherneck1147]

you are very nagative

[teguinha08]

lol,

[TheYaseppochi]

i'm trying to be meen, but you looked better without the makeup

[matrixutzu99]

you suck!:-j:))

[1blue2stripe3]

you look and sound really weird. no joke.

[LizvetaTarasov29]

haha don't think that offends her (: because i'm sure it doesnt (: keep making videos! i love them (: haha

[TheJuanMurilloShow]

Im not trying to offend anyone Im stating facts :D

[linkin0007]

@TheJuanMurilloShow WHY U WATCHING HER THEN? BETTER GO F.U.SLF AWAY.

[orangejuicekidd]

lol @ creepy kids

u shuld kiees myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy aaauissssssssssssssssssssss