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  • No, you lose at black metal. You aren't dressed properly.

  • war farts od the forever monn, woe

  • KURZHAARIGE PISSER HABEN IM BLACK METAL NICHTS VERLOREN!

  • @Hexenmord

    Auf Nargaroth's Konzerten in Südamerika sind zu 99,9% Kurzhaarige Fans.

  • DIE POSER !!! BLACK METAL IS NOT FOR CHRISTIANS, MUSULMANS OR JEWISH I HOPE U INAHILATE ZYKLON - B

  • those aren't posers

    everyone starts like THIS and is blamed at the beginning ;)

  • kill them alll!!!!

  • At 1:39 it looks like hes taking a shit lol

  • I laughed.

    Good job on the video guys.

  • Faggggssssssss!

  • Hail Black Metal

    Infernal Hails

    666

    Satan

  • POSER!

  • Reminds me of Immortal except without the lulz.

  • You fucking people are idiots arguing over how you think a genre should be. Why dont you all just enjoy the music or the humor of this vid? hahaha Nice Post by the way PaleFolklore92. lml

  • black metal is music first off ,second whether your a satanist ,pagan, scandanavian ,or a norseman or whatever the fuck,,,,music is music your belief is your own...your lifestyle is what you make it .....so shove it god damned heathen =chief=-aeternum-

  • I like Black Metal. but I always thought Nargaroth is real cheesy, and this guy arguing that they are cheesy.. well it's because Rene Wagner is a bit fruity. But don't mind him.. haha..

  • ab in den ofen..........

    

  • Also die machen sich da schon ziemlich lächerlich...

  • Nargaroth ist gay

  • Just too clear things up.

    1. Dimmu Borgir, early Cradle of Filth are Black Metal!

    2. Who doesnt love those bands?

    3. No one watched this for the video.

    4. What the hell? Who cares about your socks?

    5. Of course they do thats how they found it, No one looks up Nargaroth randomly.

    6. Black Metal is a lifestyle wether you like it or not.

    Good video despite your crazy rant of a description

  • Taking shits in porta-potties ist krieg.

  • Do you realy think that, the band you've written is better than dimmu borgir or cradle of filth?

  • my band (((Furthest Krueger))) Please retrieve it with youtube.

  • das video schießt den vogel ab! xDDD ich komm ausm lachen nicht mehr raus xDDD

    zwei kiddies mit halblangen haaren und kiss-corpse paint in schwulen ledermänteln xD

    very trve!!!

  • @derantiroller

    danke, mehr gibts nicht zu sagen. mir wär sowas viel zu peinlich. und naja, es ist nargaroth! :D

  • I learned a lot from this video

  • YEEEEEEAH PARKOUR !!!!!! LOL

  • listen everybody: i came out of the womb listening to black metal. my mom's ovaries were shaped like an upside down pentagram, and still she couldn't handle me so they took me out and put me in another womb. when the other woman birthed me i ate her vagina on the way out and gave a gutteral scream. my first word was satan, and the first number i learned was 666. the shit in my diaper always made an image of a goat's head. this video is TRVE you cunts and i'll kill you via the internet!!!!!!

  • @abreather greatest comment ever!

  • Black Metal ist Krieg

    Hate

  • I:25!!

  • Parecen niños black comercial!

    pero me suena a true black metal.

    pero no me gusta como actuan asi de payasos.

  • DUSCHEN IST KRIIIEEG!

  • gay

  • lol awesome^^

  • holy shit i loved it it was funny :P especially when he comes out the bathroom lol

  • jajajajajajajajajajajajjajajaj­jaajajjaajjajajaajajajjajajaja­jajajajajajajjaajajajajajajjaj que marika mas empeliculadoooo y que gonorrea tan posser jajajaajajajajjaa

  • No, I don't make all black metallers look stupid. By stating that Black Metal is your life style, you're making them all look retarded. You're stating that you live your life based on a genre of music? That's fucking stupid as hell. Ha, I have no idea what black metal is? Okay, I know well enough about it that if I put up a video of doing nothing but running in the woods with corpse paint I'd get responses from dipshits like you stating, "NO!! POSER!! THAT'S NOT HOW YOU ACT BLACK METAL! Fuck off

  • dude, next video, make some of those awesome black metal armbands, and then maybe make a video of how you made em'.

  • @PaleFolklore92 well actually, some black metallers like myself consider black metal our lifestyle. We actually beleive in the satanic messages and etc. but i will admit it's kinda funny

  • "Krieg...

    Fuck you!

    Krieg, es ist Krieg!

    Black Metal ist Krieg!

    Krieg...

    Ihr Wichser, Krieg!

    Es ist Krieg!"

  • pinches payasos que los lleve satn pero ala punta mas afilada del infierno y que los siente aver si si se les quita lo pendejo

  • You are just too awesome, PaleFolklore92! And you have fantastic taste in music. I especially love Drudkh!

  • Wow do people seriously say that wearing white socks makes you emo? LOLOLOLOLOLO

  • loooool

  • payasos como estos ridiculisan la verdadera esena del black

  • jajajajaj La Wea Chistosa !!

  • Check out,,,BLOODLINE-While The City Sleeps...

  • Good Song RIDICULOUS VIDEO.! And.... U FUCKING WITH DIMMU BOY?. djerryi +

  • la actitud es lo e cuenta,Hail

  • so ridiculus ^^

  • Black metal is fucking kreig!!h

  • Kill or die!!!! Yeah.. and fuck the universe!!!

  • you look like the guys from the band kiss...

  • U FUCKING WITH DIMMU BOY? Listen kid, dimmu borgir have the oldschoolst of norwegian blackmetal. U can't say they suck even after the new stuff, have respect for you're roots! Ore else im gonna let you see what Dödsferd means to you.

  • dimmu is shit, you have know idea what "oldschool" means, the old suff is like mayhem with dead burzum aske, bathory and darkthrone

  • why would it matter if you like cradle/dimmu, they have produced some excellent black metal and yeah i am being serious. Just listen to cradle's pre Midian stuff like Dusk and her embrace or principles of evil made flesh (their first 2 albums). So if i like these 2 bands does it make me some kind of poser or something because i really dont see how. Oh and before anyone says anything i think Fenriz is quite possibly the biggest poser of the BM scene (or Kanwulf )

  • sorry to say but cradle of filth was never ever black metal and that album i just listned to absolutly sucked. and fenriz pretty much fucking created the bm scene

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  • LAWL SO KVLT GUYZ

  • isnt corpse paint supposed to make you look like a rotting corpse? just wondering

  • must have long hair

  • I like the location .. It seems as if cryptical, where is it?

  • I maybe agree with you, that black metal is not a lifestyle, but everybody can polemize about that kind of topic.

  • This should be a parody? Folks, as Zikomoko said, black metal is not a stupid game or something funny or pathetic. I just didn't get, why people, who are listening to black metal, are making fun of it. But, then, you can make fun of whatever you want, it is just about yourselves.

  • There's something called "laughing at ourselves." We can't get our panties in wad everytime some random person puts a silly video on YT just for fun.

    I love BM, and I thought this was kind of funny.

  • Nice idea, I agree with you. But even fun have some limit and everybody have different sense of humour. But this is not the case.

  • Yeah, that's true.

  • allah belanızı versin...

  • Burda Allah'ın geçmez...

  • the black metal is not a stupid game, the metal musik is culture,excuse me man.. this is patetic, stupid, ....are you feel shane?.....i'm black metal man...i take this culture for my live...i have 33 year listening black meta...this is a really time,my family comfirm that...you way in the black metal is good...dont show the black metal ideology to the another people,the metal men borno for this..another people not...maybe...

  • looks like you should take english and spelling for 33 years instead of black metal, lol fucking retard.

  • zikomoko, you are not a "black metal man," your just a self-important tightwad, trying to show everyone on the internet how tr00 you are so you can feel that you've gained some imaginary "kvlt points."

  • menudos frikis !!! son unos aspirantes a blackmetaleros !!!

  • cazzone!

    Hail from Italy

  • Grow up kids!! And you seem some kind of Kangaroo im not sure...when start to run with despair, hehe.

  • ROFL when you come out of the portapotty

  • Mir fällt auf, dass das mit den geschminkten Gesichtern wehtun müsste, denn man muss die ganze Zeit grimmig gucken und das geht auf die Gesichtsmuskulatur^^

  • great song

  • Da weis man echt nicht, ob des Video ernst oder verarsche ist!

  • I saw spiderman in there

  • lol gaylords

  • This is pathetic this is an insult to true norwegian black metal ... read the satanic bible stupidy like this is a fuckin sin! and this is the music of satan dont diss it like this fucking idiot

  • tob696, the satanic bible? A totally tr00, kvlt, and gr1m black metal man wouldn't be sucked in by the goodness of Anton LaVey or Aleister Crowley. You want REAL evil satanism, do what Euronymous says and read the REAL bible!

  • schwul

  • Hahaha! I agree :P

  • Höhö lol song^^

  • This song is so kvlt and tr00 it can be considered necro or even grim!

    BLACK METAL IST KRIEG

  • Translation:

    Black Metal ist Krieg!

    Black Metal is War!

    Blah Rah Rah Reeeeeeargh!

    Black Metal ist Krieg!

    Black Metal is War!

    Nargoroth are Cult!

    True Black

    Metal!

  • Lol wtf... Good song but it sounds like this: BLAAAARGH METAAARGH KREIAAAARGH BLAARGH METAAAARGH WAAAAARGH BLAH RAGH RAGH REEEEEEAAAAAARGH BLAAAARGH METAAARGH KREIAAAAARGH BLAAAARGH METAAAARGH WAAAARGH NARGORAAARGHOTHAAAARGH KVLTAAAARGH TRVEAAAARGH BLAAAAARGH METAAAAARGH KVLTAAAARGH TRVEAAAARGH BLAAAARGH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETAAAAAAAAAAA­AARGH!
  • 1:43 thats my inner self!!

    yeahhh!!!

    +++Hail+++

    hail nargaroth

    \m/

    pure black metal

    by the way the video looks like an insult to the black metal..acting like stupid asses...

  • Great Vid , in my country Forests are just a Dream :P

    Btw Taake - Doedskvad part I GREAT SONG!

  • this is fucking stupid. crap the lucks

  • So right, this song is cheezy!

  • pff, las mamadas que se avientan,(en el video) pero por la cancion, todo bien, arriva el black!!

  • PERDON, CORPSEPAINT...

  • Jajajjajaaj que estupides....

  • DEATH METAL IST KREIG

    lol

  • BLACK METAL IST KRIEG!!!!

  • How are you going to say black metal is not a lifestyle?

    Kanwulf would do something about it.

  • Yeah, probably blow his boyfriend.

  • ash severa cancion de nargaroth y vea esto...ajja..q patetico..ajjaj...a morir!!!

    hail me xd!!

  • ich mein, das lied ist ja schon shice, genauso wie kanwulf selber, aber DAS video. alter schwede.

  • sexy guys xD i want the mobile phone number of the short haired one!!

  • These guys...only one word:FAGGOTS!!!

  • I think u dont understand what Kanwulf is screaming xD

    Because its german o.o

    Dude thats fuckin´funny...

  • I speak german dumbass and even if I didn't, what difference would it make? He says black metal is war like 99% of the lyrics. WOW!!!!! KVLT!!!!!!!

  • BLACK METAL IST KRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!!!!!!!!!!!!­!! N1 dude

  • ist Krieng!!!!\m/

  • you are so evil man...

    assholes...

    i listen black metal...im not a fan like you of it, but i listen to it...

    and according to what you wrote:"Half of the fags that tell us how miserable of a video this is probably do not even listen to black metal"

    your video suck...i hate people like you that think that blasphemy is is painting your face black and white and go to a forest trying to be a fuckin viking

    asshole and that emo thing you are probably one man why do you lie about it...you are emo!

  • Suck a polar bear's funky ass!

    Suck a racehorse's cock with Heinz Tomato Ketchup!

    Suck a donkey's shitty ass!

    Suck a male camel's dick with Hoisen sauce!

    Suck a European bison's smelly ass!

    Suck a woolly mammoth's dick with Miracle Whip!

    Suck a snow leopard's ass with whip cream!

    Suck a hyena's spermy dick!

    Suck a llama's shitty asshole!

  • ill suck'em all... when your video stops sucking hard... get a life... faggot. ¬¬ y sí, escribo mal el ingles pero igual entiendes el mensaje maricon de mierda. ahi te vez idiota. ill see you in hell when satan put his dick in your asshole and screams: AAAAAAAARRR!!! BLACK METAL IST KRIEG??? AAAAAAAARRR!!! BLACK METAL IST KRIEG!!!!! and to finish, as i said before: get a life.
  • in the name of Kanwulf FUCK YAAAA ARGGGGHHH!!

  • BLEKKK METAL IST KRIJG RAAAGHGGR >:(

  • awesome

  • black metal ist krieg!

  • black metal is my life

  • Black metal is war,satanism and evil. Death metal is warmongering, brutality and destruction. Extreme metal is the best genre

  • das ist keine musik sondern eine qual...

  • Hahaha, the vid's great....

  • Black metal \m/

  • Black Metal ist scheiße würde wohl eher passen.

    Und bevor hier jetzt wieder so richtig "trve" BM'ler kommen , was ist daran so toll die Gitarren kaputt zu shreddern , das Schlagzeug zu vergewaltigen und das auch noch in ner miesen Qualität von 64 Kb/s?

    Also mal ehrlich , das ist zwar Geschmackssache , aber Black Metal ist ein grund wieso andere Metaller , vor allem Death Metaller , als Satanisten und schmutzige Penner bezeihcnet werden. o.o

  • Wie kannst du es eigentlich diese wunderbare Lyrik von ganzen 4 Wörtern so in den Dreck zu ziehen? Was bildest du dir ein?? Diese Poesie, das Gefühl das es einem gibt als schlüge man ein sterbendes Schwein mit wahnsinniger Geschwindigkeit auf eine Mülltonne.. Schäm dich^^

  • Jop , ich meine, mamche leute sind einfach so erbärmlich das sie her kommen nur um IHRE meinung zu sagen. Denkst du das interesiert hier nur eine einzige sau was du von Metal denkst ???

    Ich meine ich geh auch nich auf irgendein Madonna Lied und schreib da irgendeine Scheiße rein !!! UND WENN WIR SO BEZEICHNTE WERDEN . UNS IS DAS SCHEI? EGAL DU HURENSOHN !!!

  • haha, pwnd.

    davon mal abgesehen das, dass lied verdammt alt ist.

    was eventuel mit der quali zu tun haben könnte.

    depp

  • Possers

  • omfggggg was ist das für ne abgefuckte behinderten musik??!!!!!!

    suckt übelst.

  • music is cool, video is shit!

  • black fucking metal is krieg !!!!!!!!!ª!

  • pinche bola de pendejos..la kagan y mas la kagan..no se dan pena.deverian de volverse emos para ke los mataran estupidos

  • omg....nargaroth= noobs -.-

  • Fuck you motherfucker! Dimmu Borgir and Cradle of filth are too good.

  • LOLOA666: Hahaha faggot, Dimmu Borgir and Cradle of filth are insults to blackmetal you fucking pussy.

  • Youre insult to black metal motherfucker!

  • Ok, why? please just give me one fucking reason why you fucking twat? I'm not the one going around saying that Dimmu and Craddle are fucking blackmetal so shut the fuck or go get run over by a train you pussy ass faggot, learn some real fucking BM bands, I piss on you, you don't know shit. I'd stop commenting if I where you cause you obviously don't have anything smart to say. Go back to your "theatrical gay music" witch is craddle.

  • Estoy hasta los huevos de hablar en ingles. Si sabes español te enterarás de lo que te estoy diciendo sino te jodes. Entiendo que te guste Mayhem, Emperor, Immortal,...y a mi tambien. Pero tienes que tener un poco de respeto por los otros grupos. Y "theatrical gay music" es la puta mierda de musica emo que escucha tu madre en la ducha. Igual el unico emo/gay que hay aqui eres tu gilipollas!

  • What? sorry, I don't speak whatever language your speaking, only french and english...

  • I speak spanish and i dont have fucking idea of english so take a translator and read it.

  • Thats why your message is lost. Noone gives a fuck for this language. Too bad.

  • I have 15 years and i dont speak english good enough to say that. It isn't my first lenguage. I only say that the only I want is respect for the other bands. RESPECT!

  • can't see why they're idiots haven't the guys from immortal done a "real" videoclip just like this?

  • fucking idiots

  • i fucking ROFL'd at the porta-loo bit... thats some trve fvkken KvLT shit right there!

  • ROFL

    JAILBAIT POSERS!

  • fuck, after this video i gonna hate black metal,,,,,,,

  • Why is it trve to run around in the woods with a stick and corpse paint and then add a LAME song? Please, there are much better black metal bands over there, like Emperor, Kult ov Azazel, Druhdk, Belenos... Immortal made it funny, some random guy acting stupid made it lose the essence. Congratz for your trveness.

  • If you look back upon this 30 years later, when you're 40, you will hate yourself for sharing this video with us.

  • no he wont

  • I'm pretty sure he will... I'd like to see them cry when I eat their parents.

  • omg

  • me gusta el black metal, pero estos son payasos

  • Cradle of Filth is shit... Dani is looooooser

    I like this song hahaha

    Gorgototh, Burzum, Black Funeral, Mayhem, SOAD:))))

  • seit wann is cradle black metal? xDDDD

    @Nimrod926

    schöner deutscher black metal ... hell yeah!

  • wie kann man dieses meisterwerk der musikgeschichte nur mit einem solch besch...eidenen video strafen???

    unglaublich...

  • und was für ein meisterwerk =)

  • video------> freak

    song-------> epic!

  • black metal ist kein krieg! steffi ist krieg! XD

  • hahahahahhaha one of them is emo

    check out his hair

    hahahahhaha

  • Black Metal ist Pink XD

  • typisch.

    zwei oder mehr vollidioten die metal vorgestern entdeckt haben (sieht man meist an den recht kurzen haaren und am unglaublich daemlichen erscheinungsbild) und voll "drauf abfahren" muessen unbedingt zeigen wie dumm sie tatsaechlich sind.

  • Haha, genau das habe ich eben auch gedacht. Die Schminke ist wahrscheinlich auch vom Fasching...

  • poor poor

    the video is a fuck'n shit

    _|_

  • WHy are it always the nerds and dickheads who make fun of the BM scene....

    Hope they rot and die

  • Because this world is full of shit.

  • the thing that pisses me off most is that all of these new Mallcore bullshit bands ( like Job for a cowboy or As blood runs black) shit like that, dont respect Black Metal. Meanwhile Black Metal invented the 3 key components of their shit metalcore style

    1. Blast beats

    2. screams

    3. "Br00tal" lyrics

    These Mallcore bullshit bands must know their origins or die....actually, they should just die

    BLACK METAL IST KRIEG

  • 100% agree with you, fucking style i hate it, we should give them a taste of what is TNBM...

    Hail to all black metal maniacs!

  • Nice to know that some people see my valid arguments! Spread the word!

    BLACK METAL IST KRIEG!

  • TNBM is true norwegian black metal?

    i love it

    emperor, dark funeral, 1349, gorgoroth...

    or not?

  • its cause ppl think black metal is cradle of filth and dimmu. if ppl new what true black metal is they wouldnt make so much fun of it.

  • cradle of filth is not black metal

    dimmu borgir is symphonic black metal

    (i think...)

  • Cradle of Filth's old stuff was black metalish

    And yeah Dimmu is symphonic, but theyve kinda sold out :|

    Oh well theyre still good, but cant compare to old black metal like Darkthrone or Mayhem

  • agree

  • If you call the second generation BM then you#re right. But I personally don't.

  • 1,30 = ROTFL

  • was haben die kommentatoren, die hier immer "das vid ist scheiße" sagen? ist doch funny, wie die buben durche gegend hüpfen und damit doch gar keine logische bm-athmosphäre entsteht. :D

  • la cancion se llama black metal ist kreig ....de nargaroth ...de el disco black metal ist kreig wo! xDDDDDDDDDDD

  • übelst geiles Lied

    übelst geile VERARSCHE XD

  • Weiße Socken sind Krieg!