Drunk Squirrel

[Gno312345]

thats soo weird

[NewYorkFan1994SRHS]

just saw this on world's dumbest on TruTV lol

[LuberHaxorNova]

Reddit sent me

[klunkmenno]

cant wait for the hangover to arrive

[controwise]

why is the birdhouse on the ground?

[Nicinic1312]

1:30 Your tail is chasing you !

[DulceCorazon999]

lolz 2 funny! i want dhat squirrel ^-^!!!

[mcref]

Why is this guy out of breath the whole time???

[makesmoney010]

Haha y'all funny, If he came in your yard. And ate some shit you put out. You would be pissed at it to, just like putting lazitive in your food, knowing some asshole likes to eat other peoples property that don't belong to them

[RCR3395]

Oh bitch, bitch, bitch. He'll be right as fucking rain by tomorrow. "you could have helped it." It's a drunk squirrel have a sense of humor.

[mizerlad]

Poor critter could have done more to help it out. It is obviously scared but you must have you're fun with the idiot laughing in the background

[Sweetysteph971]

Je comprends que l'on puisse s'amuser certaines fois avec les animaux ou autres, mais personnellement je ne trouve pas cela très drole surtout pour l'animal...

[100ismyname]

No more pumpkins for you! Lolz :) and those people are annoying and mean :( instead of watching it suffer move him somewhere he won't get hurt... Don't just watch him fall off trees and run into the road...... Animal meanies

[rdtc894]

ha ha stupid sguiral

[Embers517]

funny



[KingBalisong]

Awwww its so cute :3 i love those little furry animals awwwwww

[PookyBunnies]

No more crack for you...

[CrystaRoze]

Drunken squirrel ha ha ha

[nychik64]

Sure you didn't poison it? You're really enjoying yourselves.

[Hopeatha]

I want one :L

[littlesproutie]

Lol

[sadielvr95]

he's not drunk, YOU are

[KrystalDragon111]

That's really sad how do you know it wasnt disabled you know like noy fully there I don't know that makes me sad

[lepuuttelu]

@KrystalDragon111 Don't worry -- read the description

[Markolore]

@lepuuttelu I couldn't be so nice. It isn't like the beginning of the video explained anything, Or the description underneath. People being too lazy to pay attention just gets to me.

[lepuuttelu]

@Markolore Heh. If it helps, think of a nice response as buildup to a potential way ruder response.

Sort of like with 'turning the other cheek' -- what's usually not mentioned is that we've only got two cheeks. Or four if you count the buttcheeks.

[Markolore]

@KrystalDragon111 Because they saw it eating fermented pumpkins, maybe? You know, that is an actual thing. Fermentation. It's science. That squirrel is tiny as shit, it would take a drop to get it wasted. It's drunk. Quit being a dumbass.

[JamofDeath]

This made me laugh so much 

[conatcha]

Si bebesssss, no escalesssss.

[dcsicass]

yea rabbies



[klaudio388]

It looks like it has rabies

[Zweaper42]

Whos the breather behind the camèra ?

[xxmetalgirlxx11]

hes so drunk lmao

[nyckid9002]

What's with all the heavy mouth breathing?

[respeKtdaQ]

lets hope this squirrel doesn't evolve to be a driver.

[lilaland456]

This Squirrel Is Cool

[JessicaCooley1450]

2 mintues and 8 seconds well spent!

[Gumballamiyumi]

i tried whistling for the squirrel on my last comment but he was busy taking a crap on the bushes

[Gumballamiyumi]

come here squirrel!

[Ma8tthew]

Awe. Way to kill the party, MichaelCapps. :) Poor squirrel.

[MrMichaelCapps]

I am a Wildlife Control Specialist. I work with diseased wildlife for a living. Head jerking and circling is only seen in Grey Squirrels when the Baylisascaris Procyonis roundworm is present. The roundworm is ingested then begins to mature and migrate throughout the host's body. When a worm a third of the squirrels body length finally climbs from the spinal cord to the brain you get what is seen in this video.

Source: Alabama Wildlife Control Services and the U.S. Center for Disease Control

[avaiae]

@MrMichaelCapps Cool!

[cBro1211]

@MrMichaelCapps i came here to laugh at drunk squirrels not have sadness seep into my heart from your bulls*it...shut up

[Markolore]

@MrMichaelCapps Or you know, it was drunk.



[dhero29]

@MrMichaelCapps buzzkill

[patarfuyfuy]

@MrMichaelCapps will it eventually die



[rcarthridge]

that squirrel needs to hurl.

[CupcakeSparkleSweets]

what

[Runnunrun]

- Mute video

- Play Groose's theme in another tab

[shakeitsuguree]

and thatz why i quit drink^n

[CaneEnabled]

1:28 Definitely did not pass the straight line test

[fritterfly556]

wonder if it had a hangover..

[lilacscent1]

for fuck sakes they could of given him a cup of coffee to sober him up for the climb

[Cherrylips281999]

Cool

[cageraghty]

This wasn't the least bit funny....

[doublebubblegalTSL]

I found it sad too, but c'mon- it was the tiniest bit funny.

[balaja555]

seems pretty cruel to me. Squirrel was more than drunk. I felt sorry for it and wondered why this person found it soooo funny. hmm?

[Megz113]

Squirrels Do Not get or carry rabies :)

That dude is Drunk!! LMAO!!

[avatarfire99245]

U shouldnt get near that squal bc thats what they act like when there badly infected with rabies

[MultiJC90]

The squrriel is like aarerrr tupsd tree i ninjaw auahuh who tempered with my nuts

[ParkNastty09]

wonder how bad his hangover was!

[M0TARDMAN]

I used to climb up trees, but then I took an arrow to the knee

[Maracachucho]

@M0TARDMAN Man this joke lasted what, a whole week?

[ranoverbunny1]

@M0TARDMAN SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! NO ONE FUCKING CARES!! THATS GETTING OLD YOU CUNT--Brian

[daniel68547]

Loser

[lilrouse11]

Lol in the beginning when he was fallin out the tree he was like ahhh shit I got too ahhh shittt lol

[annzhang7127]

Is this thing even real?

[Trymjohndeere]

he has to go on acid!!!

[Trymjohndeere]

what did you give him? :)

[AwesomeErin101]

It's not drunk it's just fat.

[s0bar]

@AwesomeErin101

it's not fat it's american.

[myriamm1013]

That squirrel is going to have one heck of a hangover

[darthbeever]

I know how this squirrel feels...I chase fluffy squirrel tails when I'm drunk too

[LauriNancielb42]

ha I am a sesy latin girl

[kylewest100]

This video is awesome lol

[sebytz92]

Seems the poison I planted payed off.

[headzapp99]

don't drink and climb

[nathanlamb26]

hey give me that invisible nut!! :-(

[nathanlamb26]

OK guys its not funny anymore stop spinning me :-p

[1toatlyrox]

"the world moves?

[MsEdsheeran]

Squirrel: the worlds moving, AND I DONT LIKE IT!

[flowergirl1535]

This is hilarious!

[MySiberianTiger]

That's the russian squirrel!

[ben191209]

Thumbs up if you are wtching this in 2011,

BTW you should keep the squirell for a pet.

[5swordmaster]

squirrel is have its best time of its life...

[kellybastard]

Dude how is that funny ???

[BlackenedThorn]

@kellybastard Because its a drunk squirrel, and squirrels are funny enough already.

Oh wait, I'm sorry, would you like to see a cougar jump out and eat it like they do in the wild?

Or maybe a snake slither up and bite it, slowly paralyzing it and swallowing it.

Perhaps you prefer watching a dog snap it up and sling it around like a rag-doll until its neck snaps.

If your some pro-animal nut, you deserved this comment.

If not, then you have my apologies.

[kellybastard]

@BlackenedThorn no i wouldnt like all that stuff to happen to him, im just saying that they could just help him instead laughing at him and the lady said "oh i want him to fall on his back" or something like that, im sorry but thats mean !

look: im not that kind of person who likes to say" im the best" or "im always right" cuz im not. but im just saying what i think.

[BlackenedThorn]

@kellybastard Well welcome to reality.

Technically, its the squirrels own fault, and the drunken state will waver off eventually anyways.

It doesn't need any help from the looks of it. Besides, I hardly see this as "mean".

You want to see absolutely cruel and disturbing animal torture?

Look up something called "Meat Video" on google, its a video about the slaughterhouse industry.

I am no vegan, and I don't get super hyped up for animal rights, but the footage in that video is gut wrenching.

[kellybastard]

@BlackenedThorn dude, why would i wants to see animal torture?? i dont understand why ru saying that.

i only give my opinion and thats it! i dont want people to attack me cuz of my opinion kk ?

[BlackenedThorn]

@kellybastard I'm not saying you do.

However, whenever you make comments like "Dude, how is that funny??", the first impression people will get is that your a hyper-active animal rights PETA member, who seem to over-react to anything animal related.

What I was implying was simply to deny any notion that this was even comparable to animal cruelty.

If your not a hyperactive person like that, then you have my apologies.

But understand, its just a squirrel drunk off its ass.

[kellybastard]

@BlackenedThorn ok maybe i kinda over react.. and i apologize

and im not a hyperactive person.

[Markolore]

@kellybastard "Hey, there's a drunk animal that can't control what it's doing.  It's obviously trying to get away from us. LETS PICK IT UP."

Great idea. Really. You deserve a Nobel Peace Prize.

[5irR4p70r]

Better make sure that squirrel is of legal age to be consuming alcohol ! :P

[SetsunaArcher]

" This squirrel in a Minneapolis neighborhood was drunk from eating fermented pumpkins. " don't be hating, its the squirrels own fault

[KILLERPOLECAT]

after the squirrel fell and hit its head, it can now only turn right.

[JuarezElizabeth2]

Squirrel: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!

[DavisHusbandsVids]

If you look at the tags for this video it says cheap whore, lol

[mariannenichols]

hmz Your little princess is here to please you

[TheGoloshapov]

awww

[Ericboy0981]

Conker!

[TacetFiat]

@Ericboy0981 Why do I feel like a lot of people DON'T know what you're talking about? lol



[madesyn97]

SQURREL ABUSE !!!!

[Zeshale]

Gravity is a bitch ;-)

[MagronesBR]

Looks like someone didn't have self-control after "Ice Age" movies and fame...

[mileycyrus8118]

Why is the person recording breathing so gosh darn heavy,...very distracting

[thatsorandom99]

Its sad but funny at the same time!!!

[Deathcaster101]

@thatsorandom99 NO it just plain funny XD

[WorldTravelerMan]

wow! that squirrel was really out of it! Thanks for posting. I uploaded some videos of squirrels too like a squirrel eating a box and squirrel burglar check them out if you like.

[kittyluvr1958]

Poor little guy has the spins. I'm sorry little squirrel but I couldn't stop myselff from laughig.

[TheLuzzalu]

1:46 it's like tuc-tuc

[workingclassbum]

'hey man where arrre all da bitches?'

[Ares94ful]

Im sure ill go to hell for laughing at this:))

[Bllackguard666]

LMAO, squirrels are silly as it is, this is hilarious.

[bonjourawr]

THIS NEEDS MUSIC.

[TheMentalmaniac666]

matthew ball like my willy only joking

[TheMentalmaniac666]

matthew ball like my willy only choking

[TheMentalmaniac666]

hello matthew ball 

[deshygirl24]

down syndrome squirrel

[MrAnymeansnecessary]

They're gonna show this video to the squirrel when he sobers up, at his intervention.

[mamee711]

Une citrouille oubliée peut s'avérer dangereuse ...

[BlueCow360]

Too much fat , If you tell me .. . .

[MrPunkscout1]

Finebros should put this on Kids React!

[needsmetal]

starting at 1.29, 2am after the bar closes, hello,hello

[Mwuar]

Pumkins, huh

[KC1479]

And parently spelling video wrong

[KC1479]

1:24 in mornin and i am watching a vidoe bout a drunk squrriel time for me to get of the internet

[fluffykitty1991]

"after the video he met a female squirrel on the way home, and got her pregnant.. he is still struggling to get the nuts to pay child benefit"

[TheRealKiller01]

Did it die?

[MrPunkscout1]

dad- "what you got there in your arms?"

daughter- "a squiwwel! it's dwunk!"

[Sharpshooter5385]

I worked animal control many years ago and I can tell you that wasn't due to a firmented pumpkin that was the early stage of rabies.

[MrChowTheTroll]

Hmm, might eat a fermented pumpkin

[poypular]

he maybe sick

[comprimiser]

Squirrel: WHY IS THE TREE MOVING?!!?

[Kasuhaku]

@comprimiser lolol, you made my day some how with that comment. I laughed so hard at that for no reason. I tip my hat to you sir.

[Kilzmon]

@comprimiser Elementary dear Watson.

[lookatheshiningstars]

watching a drunk squirrel on youtube late at night.....time to get off the internet.

[eelsauce605]

He's trying to get home to fuck

[StephKeetRules]

what does fermented mean again?

[queenmurderr]

@StephKeetRules Its part of the rotting process, and basically the pumpkin when eaten gives the same effect as alcohol.

[bordcrazy]

The squirrel more than likely, has rabies they go through phases and this is one of the symptoms. Aggression comes a little later. And I didn't think their was enough sugar in a pumpkin to even make alcohol and you need yeast.

[hathegkla]

@bordcrazy yeast is everywhere, any produce with enough sugar in it can spontaneously ferment. but I'm not sure if the pumpkin had enough sugar in it to produce enough alcohol, you're right, it probably had rabies lol.

[pegasius0]

I dont want to see his wife when he comes home xD

[CeltiC15]

The sad thing is that poor squirrel is probably having some kind of stroke

[chazzyboi10]

hilarious



[linux750]

he seems pretty hammered. what did you give him? was it hard liquor?

[blueberrysmilie1]

lol it's just laying there for a while...haha

[afyfe85]

dude you breath like darth vader

[electroethanultra]

@afyfe85 Breathe*

[UltimaPlayer12]

@afyfe85 He's laughing & chasing a drunk squirrel, you would be breathing like this too haha

[MrTotallycool123]

Can I have what he's having??

[prorrie]

@MrTotallycool123 fermented pumpkins?

[toomaful]

f.u.c.k you!motherfucker

[zilard8]

poooor squirrel :D

[spottedstar306]

the squirrel says "im gonna run up this tree and flip for my mommy!"and then he says "look mommy im gonna catch this fluffy thing for u!!!"*passes out*

[KommenterarDetta]

I showed this video to my hamster "Gnorf". He didn't bother at all he's still coming home totally wasted around 4 am.

[Bioc0re]

i can tell that it's a russian squirrel

[BlackDahliaMurder214]

"HHHHEEEEYYYYY....'meer. Put put me up this here tree, If ya could"

[BATMAN14U2C]

Well your Neighbor Sucks Balls.. Fucking Retard, That Could Kill Many Innocent Wild Animals.. You Should Call the Local Authorities and be a Hero.

[poeticfreak123]

What're the bets that it's actually sick?

[mbucari1]

The cameraman is really out of shape.

[enriqueisawsome]

my neighbor leaves vodka in her bird bath and when they are nice and drunk she catches the wild birds.....................

[BrendanSmith18]

Sir have you been drinking?

[w7mag]

But will it blend?

[jerkythesandpiper]

@w7mag HAHA!

[w7mag]

But will it blend?

[jigglymig]

its funny when the squirel was mimicking the irish

[MegaMouseSEC]

Maybe I should ahve takent eh ground floor apartment instead of the one with the view.

[MIXEDHUSTLA]

lol at the end its like what the hell is this furry thing on my back

[ilstimulo]

The poor animal is not drunk as the time for the sugars to ferment in his stomach is to short before he has to poo.

He probably has a mental problem.

[doctorgonzo024]

@ilstimulo pumpkins will ferment on their own if left out long enough, hes deff drunk lol

[goldenretluver93]

@ilstimulo I'm not sure... but I don't believe that things ferment in our stomachs... >.<