Demento 13 Boss Old Lorenzo Pwnage

[781daniella1]

hehe i also like to kick lorenzes ass ;D

[MJ1284]

I wish Fiona could use that old man as a trampolin

[MoonlightBratzFan57]

wtf  happened to the dog

[RubenNunes93]

finally the bastards dead XD

[momoreb]

So, he can crawl at like 5MPH, but he can't escape from a rock crusher? Genius, CAPCOM, genius.

[krauserowns94]

5:30 proves that violence is always the solution

[ChronoTriggerHappy]

old man go kaboom

[TheMurk001]

i like all ur pwnage videos

[GamerGirlMaddy2010]

lol i love watching u play it's awsome I'm just sitting here watching while eating a bag of Reeses

[ScarletLunar]

how do you get dog breeder? also i beat lorenzo untill i get stuff!

[Markis2bi4]

This looks like Haunting Grounds. Except the dog is comically huge.

[payne1022]

Man! That old man just won't die!!! (hahahaa)

[shinovi16]

jojo q masacre pobre anciano

[spyrosasavr]

hewie got horny

[vguyver2]

one must be immortal to survive that many kicks and dog bites...XD

[MagnolliaBelmont]

thats a good way 2 turn on a machine!! kick that grandma!! :O

[AzxnKonsai]

lol

[HaruPrincess143]

16:33 hmm... smexy ;P looks better...

[REVIVALIST]

Old Lorenzo:AZOTH!*coughs* Fiona:ITEMS!*kicks*

HAUNTING GROUNG/DEMENTO

The PERFECT Game for Lawful Lawbreaking of Abusing Elderly and Dogs by crazy animal trainers interested in alchemy *i wanna bite your ass~~ i wanna bite your arse* BAD HEWIE

[mune014]

omg, kick your purple grandma harder!

[SubaruOfTheTriad]

CRUNCHY!

[narutokid2k7]

Its times like these that I'm glad I don't have a relative that can perform alchemy

[mgs3re4dmc3]

Now that he's young again, Lorenzo seems to feel better about ..uh... doing Fiona. O_o

Still, he'll never remove the fact that he's like... her grandpa or something XD

[fishgul69]

o...k Fiona, how and WHY did you get caught by an ancient man with no lower body function? come.on.

[KrystenLucas]

Young Lorenzo is too badass. Especially Cam Clarke being the voice actor.

[SubaruOfTheTriad]

Actually, you're wrong.

Young Lorenzo is done by Robin Atkin Downes (Luxord in Kingdom Hearts, the Prince in Prince of Persia Warrior Within). He and Cam Clarke however DID work together, on Tales of Symphonia (Downes was Origin and Botta, Clarke was Kratos Aurion).

[KrystenLucas]

my fucking bad

[Fuzzyfeelin]

16:16 to 16:40 lol

because younger = shirtless

young lorenzo was my favorite. most attractive male character, creepy yet cool music...he was hard, though >.>

[fishgul69]

@Fuzzyfeelin f*ck, I'd GIVE young Lorenzo my "azoth"

[Traeger86]

Holy fuck that guy crawls fast! Scared the livin $#!+ outta me!

[Marty1195]

>8O AZOTH!

[2bookworms]

Damn, old Lorenzo's tough!

[Darkinfinity21]

00:00 to 00:25 was hilarious!

"Oww, why are you kicking me? Can't you see I'm sick and frail!? I can barely move as it is. OWW! Sto-*Kicks again* This is why people keep trying to kill you! Ahhhh, and now with the dog biting!"

[Auron46]

AZOTH!!!

[REChief]

So I guess every time you kill a boss, a -less- creepy one takes its place?

[cloudgirl105]

0:36 Is Hewie?...O.o

[zonker07s2]

From 1:05 to 1:14 - Now that's just playing NASTY! =D

[wingedkagome]

It's funny, because now all he uses is Power attacks, and you're Immune to them xD

[cloudgirl105]

The one thing that freaks me out more than someone running after you..is someone crawling really fast after you...

[MissLegend619]

Whaha, it's funny to fight against Oldie, but in real I would never do that XD

[multifanlover]

Boy, he is one fast crawler

[theaznfishy]

why are all the bosses super resilient?

[name1679]

i love the beggining lol XD you were just kicking hewie bitting kick bite kick bite kick bite XD joy.

[Ranmasan13]

xDDDD 7:00 the key omg its not broken xDDD

[OzaiFan]

With as old and decrepit as Lorenzo is, you'd think that being repeatedly attacked by a dog wold put him over and keep him there, you know?

[Diamond1234]

DO A SOCK-EM-BOPPERS ON HIM, FIONA!

[renoyuna]

how the hell did lorenzo survive getting crushed to death?!

[TheThreadWeaver]

Unless I'm wrong, Someone out there is making the exact same Horror game year after year.

Btw, Fiona could probly get away easy, by like, going up some stairs, standing on a table, climbing a ladder, or jumping a fence.

[phantomcorral]

So you crush him, there's blood everywhere, and out pops the shiniest key ever XD

I guess that's an odd thing for me to focus on, but still.

[AsenkaEngel]

Haha. Not really. All I could focus on were the creepy ass hands sticking out of the walls.

Shiny keys are distracting soo... xD

[pico2000]

Wow beating up an old man. =\ Now i've seen it all.

[smartjinsang]

14:00 how does he make his voice echo like that? XD

[safira66]

i think that at 2.57 his voice sounds like smeagols

[hitoshi316]

1. Creepy old man got some speed!

2. Why does it look like the dog is well... raping the old man???

3. ok, seducing someone is fine... Doing it while looking like their father is what we call dooooooomed to failure!

4. Ummm... at least offer dinner and a movie? preferrably not the one you made of fiona undressing and generally being scared out of her mind?

[AsenkaEngel]

Actually, I believe number 3 is an epic fail. xD. Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Lorenzo needs to just die.

[cearley0]

how did he get those huge rocks off of him???

[iwoof4u]

The old man is by far the creepiest villian in the game.

[TheThreadWeaver]

Agreed

[mysticalkidd]

@iwoof4u agreed

[DrMlieko]

that was wrong on so many levels

[yukishijima]

pick him up by his feet and smash him into the walls!!!!

[skyblue2501]

天啊！他還要輪椅做什麼？　他直接用他的手走路就可以了！

[fanficbug]

3:27: I'd jump up and down on the dude's back, just to make sure . . .

3:45: . . . and clearly, this response is perfectly reasonable.

6:56: Am I the only one who's strongly reminded of Gollum/Smeagol here?

7:00: Too bad we can't light the little squish in the machine on fire, too. Then again, we did take his shit (by which I mean his plot-related item), which is a good indication that he might be gone for good.

[crosswire40]

dame that fucker can crawl fast

[maximusdarkultima]

00:36 XD the man must be thinking: I'll ugh! kill ugh! this mutt urgh! once i u-urgh! get up.. ugh!

[Iceskategirl825]

LOL at 0:38!!

[PrincessOfRedRose]

luv how he crawl!!XDXD!

[Sithno]

Nothing like a Good Game of Kick the Old Man LOL

[mysticalkidd]

@Sithno Yeah what a fun game! xD Even though I wouldn't do that in real life!

[Sithno]

@mysticalkidd ohhh ...i think i heard some lies in that Statment ..i bet you look for a oldman kicking game online

[mysticalkidd]

@Sithno umm no I don't!  Why would I beat down old men?

[Sithno]

@mysticalkidd i never said you'd Do that in Real life i said "oldman kicking games ONLINE" so you do admit to kicking old men in Reallife ((J/k))

[mysticalkidd]

@Sithno WHAT I WOULD NEVER DO THAT! Though I do admit to playing that game on Newgrounds where you beat down old people!

[Sithno]

@mysticalkidd AHA so you do Admit to the Playing of games that invole Old people :D

[mysticalkidd]

@Sithno yeah I do but that was because I was just playing random games on newgrounds!

[Sithno]

@mysticalkidd ok then

[SherMer05]

This is where people need to open up thier ears ... ofcourse its hard to understnd most of the words from here on ...like the "great truth" and this mans real power/identity

[iwannacosplay]

Wow! That old man cn CRAWL can't he?

[CamperAlex]

0:40...

O_o

[lazypuddycat]

I want that dog :D But Lorenzo seems much easier to kill then riccardo but man those arms.. some spider skills.

[Alphonce95]

the grudge much? xDDDD

[angelgod2]

nah. in my opinion the grudge was a lot funnier, and cuter.

[ishnainlove]

wow... Fiona is a master snatcher. I grant her that "praise". lol.

[kenpachi369]

dog rape!!!

[louischou]

To get the stuffed toy dog, you have to either complete the game with ending C or beat the game with the title "Dog Breeder"

[wildinfereno]

is that a leg hanning out of the wall O.o

[fitnessmaster]

Quote: "...normally, kicking an old man...but in this case..."

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Normally, if there is only WISH to prove something, so it CAN be prooved. My friend, i say - go for it? go with you opinion, and soon you will intent to kill you daddy! Awesome.

[fitnessmaster]

Cool game!

[Slixer]

can it acutually cause damage ? can it acutually be killed ? how does it move at like 5 mph while crawling

[biohazard22791]

doggy rape! lol nice vid.

[CamperAlex]

Louis... is Hewie having sex with Lorenzo at 0:35? O.o

XD

[sonyawins26]

Oh Iam talking about young lorenzo not to confuse everyone.

[sonyawins26]

Why is it always the evil dudes that are good looking:( I

[UdtheImp]

Normally, kicking old men on the ground would be a bad thing, but in this case...

My impression of Lorenzo: A dirty, old perverted man who shunned his model son for not following in his footsteps and marrying a woman he didn't approve, yet has NO qualms in raping his nubile, teenaged grand daughter and willing to crawl on the ground without his wheel chair to satisfy his aged libido.

[UdtheImp]

Definitely the creepiest stalker. Not scary, but really, REALLY creepy. Emphasis on "creep." Least his skin is a healthier shade of purple.

WHOA!! O_O!! What were in those crates!?!

Cool, a secret passage

and who the HELL was the architect?

HE'S NOT DEAD?!? GEEZ that geezer's durable!

Mining equipment? Oh, right, alchemy.

WHoooo, ya know he's dead! XD

What da - ? Who the Hell...???

[UdtheImp]

Okay then...Final Boss time...

And we finally find out what IS Azoth...and it looks like prolonged usage of its over the years went to his head like a bad acid trip...

Aw crap! He can teleport and use magic!

What the - ? Colored themed hallways? Wet method? What's the dry method?

[Speedball57]

You find a document earlier in the game referring to "the dry method" as a means of stopping the aging process, which is effective for immortality but not as good as getting Azoth.

[Kumonoshita]

alright thanx a lot

[Kumonoshita]

hey can you do a video of all possible deaths? lol

[louischou]

Yes, I will make a video that includes all the death scenes.

[Devrancan13]

poor Lorenzo

Fiona is killer

[darkandlight64]

nice