A Dramatic Reading of legolas by laura

[voteforfran]

your laughter just makes it hilarious!

[Gaarassandcake]

After the beginning, it says "10 years later" ... during the story, we do not have a gab in time... this means Legolas ends up witf a 10 year old girl... I hate the girl who wrote this fic xD

[HurtMeSoul108]

Legolas said "long time seen" LOL!

[MoonIMover]

"Yes you can!"

Sauron/Biden 2008

[bistokidsfan]

I think I just died. I'll go to the Halls of Mandos and sum up an army of Valinorean Elves to rescue Legolas from this travesty!

[Weeds2Roses]

"And then...and then...and then.....and then..."

Did all of the "and thens" remind anyone else of the drive-thru scene in Dude, Where's my Car?

[BigDumbNerd]

Frodo Baggos why you doin here?

[MrsPippinBaggins]

You sound like Marcel the Shell lol

[Mac1634]

Wh-..what...?

So apparently Legolas was ass-raped as a kid. Apparently babies appear out of nowhere in the forest. Apparently it's okay for a guy in his thirties to date a ten year old. What's more, this ten year old was raped by orcs and apparently it has no negative effect on her whatsoever.

Also, the most absolutely retarded thing a fanfic writer can do is try to rescind a part of a story that's already been well established. This "writer" did it over and over and over again...

[fluffypluffy]

Wow. One minute into this, and I can already tell the author of this was just a Legolas fangirl who inserted herself into the story so she could be with him. >_<

[TheKittyRin]

How many times does the writer write AND or THEN? xD

[LeafDaughterofAuron]

............ OhgawdIloveyou!

[TheBrittneyRochelle]

Wait, wasn't she like, 10? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Weeds2Roses]

@TheBrittneyRochelle The author clearly struggles with basic math as much as she does with spelling and grammar. :D

[OnlyTrueHero]

You. Are. Awesome, my friend :) This is sooo hilarious!

[Muffyrules252]

Frodo: Don't worry about the ring, Gandalf. We casually dropped by Mount Doom while all this nonsense was going on and dropped it into the lava. Then we went out for some ale. You know, the usual.

[XIceXStarX]

OMG! That was so funny! XD "Go away you bastard" XDDD

Would you also please read "The Pearl Diaries" on fanfiction cos it's very funny XD. I hope you do =).

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[KaikainJapan]

omg i didnt know legolas was a pedo.. 0_o the 2000+ year old legolas and his 10 year old girlfriend.

[inufruba]

i love how it takes every fiber of the narrator's being to not bust out laughing

[drcoolcabbage]

@strikeliger7 Hell, going further with that, didn't laura start out as Legolas' "sister"?

So, why is she his (ten year old) girlfriend?

Explain, movie! EXPLAIN!

[foojuice101]

Legolas, I suggest a staff change. Your guards can't guard for shit. >_>

[Saieras]

Aww : )

[sparklecat03]

someone needs to wipe this fanfic author hard...

[YellowTurtle13]

Seriously, you're awesome. I laughed so hard at this... so much about it is just wrong. Thank you for making my week, lol

[Jaceaceman]

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE THEY DID THE SAME THING TO ME!

[BiracialGoddess]

LOL WUT. That is all :D

[MurasakiYugata]

"We came to help you and also we got rid of the ring." XD Best. Fanfic. Ever.

[Icerama108]

I like the way you said "they did the same thing to me."

[DeathNoteMaker]

I had read this a long time ago, and you just made it hilarious! XD It made all that torture I was under reading it worth it in the end. XD

[Distortionalized]

'And then they had tea and went to bed.' wowwww.

Have fun in Mondor.

[llufty]

I love how you aren't breathing lol

[aksharga]

Sopranocath, you reading this is hilarious! I'm glad I listened to this dramatic reading instead of reading the actual fanfic. XDDD

[nofrig]

I thought this thing was written by a 10 year old up until the GANG RAPE. It's like when a little kid tells a story. It's got that same lack of focus and color, told with rambling urgency. "One time I was walking and I saw a horse and I said hello to the horse and I fed a carrot to the horse and the horse's name was Bubbles. Then I saw a duck. Then some Orcs came. Then Bubbles was gang raped by the Orcs."

[SerenityAithine]

ONE DOES JUST SIMPLY WALK INTO... Oh, but this is MONDOR we're talking about. Okay. XD

[londongirlhannah]

Lmao this is ridiculous.

"I did not know Legolas had a sister." "Well, I did not know as well"

xD

[HyrAyl]

It's like My Immortal in one tenth of the time.

[Anne1776]

HA HA HA HA!!!!! That is SO funny! I can not tell you how hard I laughed. I hope you never come across any of MY ff. LOL It's bad, but thankfully not THIS bad. LMAO

[Fantome001]

Did I just listen to a story about a 10 year old girl who get's beaten and raped in a dungeon? By orcs? The frig!

[ChupuFox]

The guard just casually says, "The Orcs took her."

I want to read this to all my friends.

[Demona5]

Wait, isn't she supposed to be ten? First she was a baby and it said - ten years later. lol

anyway nice job :D

[everythingisyou]

Ok, picture this.

When Sauron says, "Yes, you can," a picture of Obama pops up.

"when I was your age they did the samething to me".

Oh, those wacky orcs.

[AlixKnox]

I love it when she starts laughing XD

[BtBbri]

omg... i've listened to this, i don't know how many times, but it never gets old!!! i just thought, "it's too amusing!!" so i added it to my fav's. perfect thing to listen to when your having a crap day! XD

[AppleScruffWitch]

That's right, this fic didn't have periods or other punctuation, did it? XD

I remember reading this way back and tried to read it aloud to a friend, but couldn't, because my lung capacity is not such that I can read so long without pausing for breaths. XD

[randomuser1111]

and also we got rid of the ring

[FlamboyantPencil]

The creepiest part is that Legolas is like. Over a hundred years old. Laaaaawl.

[HilTehZombie]

Oh my god XD

"And the dark lord said "YEZ U CAN >:D"

I Died...'nuffsaid.

[Scoutacris]

@HilTehZombie "Let her go!" "NO! >:C"

[Jackcreambun]

mmmmmm pedophilia literature

[CassandraRose526]

Wow . . .

[DreamApnea]

ROFL. This is amazing.

[sellica7]

"When I was your age they did the same thing to me."

XD

I burst out laughing at that part.

"Milkwood" and "Mondor" were also funny.

[PenguinOnTheTelly]

was this written by a kindergardener?

[theFlyingGarnet]

Wait... now they're girlfriend and boyfriend... but isn't Laura only ten years old? GAH!

[Maginoshei]

@theFlyingGarnet Idd XD

[FairyNiamh1977]

So she was wiped... (Boy she must have been dirty for an orc to wipe her) And she was... injeeted (Going phonically there) in... and... wow!

XD Your dramatic readings are epic! You make epic failings epic wins! XD Wonderful!

[dethXbunnie]

I think I just died.

[Jupiterprince20]

why you doing here?

CLASSIC

[sopranocath]

The amusing part is BigDumbNerd texts me that all the time (or leaves it on my facebook). It's now in our personal lexicon. XD

[raineishida]

Half of the awesomeness of this is you trying NOT to laugh. XD

[sopranocath]

It really wasn't easy. I just thought I'd go with it. XD

[Icerama108]

@sopranocath " -and wiped her hard, U-HAH!"

[RatherRadioactive01]

I cried.

XD

[samuelljacksonkthnx]

"And also we got rid of the ring."

[BigDumbNerd]

I about died when that part came up.

That and "How did you know?" "Because when I was your age they did the same thing to me!"

[DefinitionDiana]

I love how your trying not to laugh xD And er... isn't Legolas dating his sister? GAH.

I love how it ends xD

[RootZoot09]

Not only his sister, but his TEN YEAR OLD sister.

Silly Legolas!

[DefinitionDiana]

LOL true, true.

[sRp517]

LOL!! XD

[Raven4Chloe]

This is the biggest load of shit I've ever seen!

I LOVE IT! XD

[BtBbri]

omfg....I THINK I ALMOST DIED! i don't know how you even read the whole thing without laughing the entire time. lmao i feel horrible for the poor LOTR characters that were forced into this awful story...may they recover swiftly LMAO!!

[TwilightFanatic123]

W.T.F?

Haha... I have no idea why I thought this was funny, but I have to say that is one of the most poorly-written stories of all time.

Maybe the author was drunk?

[foamy1100]

Was there no punctuation in this story? Is that why you talked so fast?

...my brain hurts. That was just painful.

And you had to actually READ it, you poor thing.

[Naokosan]

"when I was your age they did the same thing to me"

Stroke of pure unintentional comic genius on their part XD

You pwn at dramatic readings~

[Boxtop5000]

I'm going to guess that at the end of the story Laura turned into an evil mutant and killed them all.

Dumb story, great work. Sadly, I used to write like this.

[jennifer01usa]

Legolas is a pedophile:O

[orangenorth]

Did a seven year old write this?!

[AllysonShelby]

This is the funniest video I have seen in a while. I laughed forever!!!!!! Great job!

[Tambourines]

I had to pause it at the "and then they had tea and went to bed" section, I was laughing so hard.

You did great at reading this. Your tone of voice and rapid narration really added to the unintentional humor of the story. Fived, favorited. :D

[ottermo]

Everyone in Middle Earth is a huge fucking pedophile D=

[jesellea]

Is no one creeped out that Legolas was making out with a ten year-old at the end of the story?

[MidnightFoxx]

The fact fact that he's basically her brother also disturbs me.

[izbiz741]

oh. nothing special.

doesn't everyone get kidnapped by orks?

[ghostxrequiem]

sopranocath. You are my favorite person existing. Me and 3 friends just sat here and watched your Dramatic Readings and laughed histarically. Please do more. XD

[sopranocath]

Aww, I'm flattered! Hopefully I'll have the next My Immortal installment up soon, but I'm surrounded by finals coming up. So blah. I'm glad you like them!

[MewDewberry]

I'm dying.

That was beyond hilarious xDDDDDD

[tenigee]

rofl I love that it's just a steady stream of crazy.

[TraitorDeiva]

"When I was your age they did the same thing to me."

WTF?!

That makes no sense!

[rubysaphire100]

lol

The dark lord came out of the fire and said "Welcome Laura!"

[SheepasaurusRex]

This made me giggle.

:]

[fratboyfrat]

Mondor? xD

And the orc wiped her with a whip? xD

When i was your age they did the same thing to me? xD

And that was the entire story? xD

so much to lol at

Freakin' hilarious

[ThexXxUsed]

LOL!!

This is funny as hell, who writes this stuff?

[Ekiushi]

Uh wow.

But isn't Laura like Ten?! Lol did the author forget about that?

Excellent reading.

[TraitorDeiva]

These are TOO funny. I love your dramatic readings. This is a horrible fanfiction. ^_^

[OnlyForQuizilla]

Is the story called "Legolas by Laura"? Because I'm trying to find it on fanfiction.

[MarianneBrandon]

I love your readings of these terrible, terrible fanfics, though I don't think you read them quite dramatically enough to justify calling them MELOdramatic readings. I hope you get the next part of My Immortal up soon.

(Blood AND scars?? One comes before the other, silly author person!)

[sopranocath]

Well, this one is just a "dramatic" reading, and I have no idea where I got the "Melodramatic" part (I think I just started saying it). I'm workin' on My Immortal, don't wory!

[ametomoe]

lol! i love this. a tube of poison? mondor?

[tommytonebender]

Oh wow... that was a hilariously awful fanfiction.

"do you want to be my boyfriend"

BUT ISN'T SHE TEN?

[Mercilen]

AND THEN THEY RAPED HER AND-

Wow.

This beautiful. And then after replying this maybe she/I will go watch this again and again then she will get picked up by my/her father.

PAST TENSE?! PRESENT TENSE?!

[BlackFiresong]

OMG. This is actually AWFUL. The reading is great, but that story... Do you have a link to it? I'd love to read it in all its awfulness.

[sopranocath]

I found it by googling it, sort of.

[Alziem]

Christ, I never thought there were people who wrote that bad.

Good work XD