@fobgroupie123 dan cook was good till he got lazy n thought he was Eddy Murphy BIG n stoped writting good jokes...as soon as be became popular hes jokes got worst n worst..till he just wasnt funny anymore..
@MrMIchaelSaint I watched Dane Cook when he only had a 30 minute special....and when he was on his 30 minute special a looonnnggg time ago he was funny....but now...he just fucking sucks...
If you pinch the top-right, and top-left corners of the back of your boxers, with both hands, you know; where it meets your waist, and you pull outward from both ends voila; underwear problem solved. It also doesn't look like you're digging up your ass for loose change when you do that.
haha yah not listen to yo fata ass had me rollin, and you cant ly down its a micyDS, and dam thats so true about water skeeing fn funny man,holy ish jet skee man haha
people dont get specials by making up a few knock-knock jokes, they get one by inputting real-life experiences that everyone can relate to. thats why Kevin James is unbelievably funny(IMO), BECAUSE PEOPLE CAN RELATE TO IT.
Every time I watch this I like to pretend he made the "underwear problem" joke up on the spot just to have an excuse to deal with his own underwear problem on stage...
@mercibruin he probably deleted a portion so it didn't get removed for copyright problems. this thing is always gettin removed. and this is extremely hard to find (to buy) i don't know why. it's hilariously funny!!
OMG the jetski part was freaking hilarious!!!
DinkyMax 1 month ago
i love his grizzly bear impression XD fucking hilarious
keithie7 1 month ago
SHES PEGGED!!!!!!
SirNicholasD 1 month ago
@xtc72889 - well... they're HIS ideas, and it's HIS show, so who gives a fuck?!
kseadam8907 1 month ago
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kseadam8907 1 month ago
haha!!
Guitar9721 2 months ago
"Yucky toes!" Made me laugh so hard I woke up my kitty. He was not pleased.
mahtexas 2 months ago
hey whats up man. everybody walks like this
TheClownRaper 2 months ago
4:43 awesome!
HAWKSFORTHECUP 2 months ago 2
I'll be riding the bowling shoe xD
Curtisman1992 4 months ago
8:30 had me crying it was so funny lol
MrCapisce 5 months ago
How is it that people can misquote something that they're CURRENTLY watching???? LMFAO
ktfirehouse 5 months ago 2
He does jokes that he did 15 years ago..
MurrayHerts 5 months ago
@MurrayHerts
thats what all comedians do
RemusLupo 2 months ago
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you cant be fuckin serious. this is the worst comedian ive ever seen. youre all retarded.
johnnyg523 6 months ago
@johnnyg523 well... some ppl like different comedy than others dumbass so keep your comments to yourself...
XxdieforhonestyxX 6 months ago
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MisterWordman 5 months ago
@MisterWordman Dane Cook is actually funny.
XxdieforhonestyxX 5 months ago
@XxdieforhonestyxX dane cook sucks XD
fobgroupie123 1 month ago
@fobgroupie123 dan cook was good till he got lazy n thought he was Eddy Murphy BIG n stoped writting good jokes...as soon as be became popular hes jokes got worst n worst..till he just wasnt funny anymore..
MrMIchaelSaint 5 days ago
@MrMIchaelSaint I watched Dane Cook when he only had a 30 minute special....and when he was on his 30 minute special a looonnnggg time ago he was funny....but now...he just fucking sucks...
fobgroupie123 5 days ago
@johnnyg523 says you
koberockshard 5 months ago
@johnnyg523 Dane Cook fan.
MisterWordman 5 months ago
@johnnyg523
You cant be serious another fuckin retard that is complaining about something he chose to watch -_- STFU
jheezy12 2 months ago
@johnnyg523 please explain to me why you decided to go to part 3 then. fucking idiot
bluelife1025 1 month ago
lol press 5 every 4 seconds and laugh!
naijaboy777 6 months ago
i got a grey one..
DastardlyKids 6 months ago
Kawasaki KZ double-9000 wave...humper...
LOL!
MaliceMods 6 months ago
1:51 WOOKIEEEE
Tiimboslice 7 months ago
u cant b in shape wen u wana take a nap halfway through ur big mac
LMAO
softies69 7 months ago
"You look over and you see your food but you have to act like youre listening to the story, 'Oh yeah you lost your job, thats terrible...'" hahaha
ttamhcs 7 months ago
Kevin is the man, love his jokes and acting. He's great.
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100dbdodson 7 months ago
he sounds like chewbacca taking a shit after eating a big mac
mick101695 7 months ago
8:23
If you pinch the top-right, and top-left corners of the back of your boxers, with both hands, you know; where it meets your waist, and you pull outward from both ends voila; underwear problem solved. It also doesn't look like you're digging up your ass for loose change when you do that.
futurestoryteller 8 months ago
I found out I scream exactly the same if a Great White is like going to attack me or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot....
LOL
eboxe08 8 months ago 3
HEFFERCAN!
theredmars 8 months ago
2 people have yucky toes
TowMater9 8 months ago in playlist Comedy Stand Up 10
his sound effects are so intense.
sechere710 8 months ago
the 2 people that said they didlike this have no humor and are dumb
shmid23 8 months ago 3
@shmid23 or they've given weight loss advice to someone smaller than them
bshark88 8 months ago
i love kevin james!
rawrnstuff123 8 months ago
2/130 (or 1/65) people don't know comedy
that's about equal to 100000000/6500000000
or a hundred million out of 6.5 billion people
Yardnoc3103 8 months ago
2 out of 129 people have no sense of humor. Not bad human race, not bad.
SaturdAyyAfternoon 8 months ago
haha yah not listen to yo fata ass had me rollin, and you cant ly down its a micyDS, and dam thats so true about water skeeing fn funny man,holy ish jet skee man haha
rymskindeep 9 months ago
This is stupid comedy.
They're not even jokes. It's him going 'ooh I like food, I'm watching as it comes over' *guzzling food noises*
How can that pass for the kind of humour that deserves a special? This is the kind of shit that everyone can think of.
pomegranateish 9 months ago
@pomegranateish
people dont get specials by making up a few knock-knock jokes, they get one by inputting real-life experiences that everyone can relate to. thats why Kevin James is unbelievably funny(IMO), BECAUSE PEOPLE CAN RELATE TO IT.
PurplePanda55555 9 months ago
@pomegranateish what would pass for you then?
askjeeves28 9 months ago
see he only did that opening bit because he had to get the underwear out of his ass
bombersmrz 9 months ago
man he uses his bits alot in King of Queens! I like how it brings back episode memories
firzennet 9 months ago
thumbs up if you put a thumbs down on MegurineLuka3000's comment
moody516 10 months ago
Stop quoting the jokes, oh my god. We all saw the video.
ZeroBakaSH 10 months ago 2
@ZeroBakaSH amen to that!!!!
moody516 10 months ago
Wow! Most of these jokes are from his 1995 Star Search standup debut. It's crazy watching back and comparing.
Zezamaroo 10 months ago
1:48 - 2:05 Great pretending!!!
jaredfavis1 10 months ago
Lmao! I feel just like that when I eat a lot.
leesway 10 months ago
I love this guy :^)
bigkuntrykane1 10 months ago
You need to chew sugarless gum
Yea I got fat from bazooka haha
One cheek slider hahaha XD
hollistergal1011 10 months ago
1 person tried to pull their underwear out of their ass by skipping her to the side xD
BLOOD1MONEY 11 months ago
Wave ..humper
TheJuliapettinelli 11 months ago
"ughhh... listen try to stand up!"
MariaAbdullatif 11 months ago
Aw, this SUCKS, he's down again! :D
GrizzActor 11 months ago
By saying his bathing suit was on the inside... Does he mean his butthole? -_- I love him :D
Cureprincess76 11 months ago
HEY LOOK AT THIS...38 PAIRS FOR A DOLLAR.
satsujinkyou 1 year ago 4
sir you can't lie down it's a McDonalds...
CuzIMaWishfulThinker 1 year ago 9
Hahaha a grizzly bear...
Granola0Girl 1 year ago
try and stand up
oh is dat the idea
no i thought i was supposed to be dragged through the water
with my mouth open
lmao he kills it(:
mplLovescml1609 1 year ago
Every time I watch this I like to pretend he made the "underwear problem" joke up on the spot just to have an excuse to deal with his own underwear problem on stage...
ComancheKnight 1 year ago
some of the stuff he says is on his stand up on star search. he's sooooooooooooooooooo funny though!! i got you kevin james.
ckayway 1 year ago
some of the stuff he says is on his stand up on star search. he's sooooooooooooooooooo funny though!!
ckayway 1 year ago
you cant be in shape when you wanna take a nap halfway through your bigmac!
jdossey1 1 year ago
I felt like a grizzly bear that got shot in the ass XD
Hell2thayeah 1 year ago
wave humper
sobratobulldogs 1 year ago
"Sir, you can't lie down. It's a McDonald's." POTFLMAO
SPDworks 1 year ago
@mercibruin he probably deleted a portion so it didn't get removed for copyright problems. this thing is always gettin removed. and this is extremely hard to find (to buy) i don't know why. it's hilariously funny!!
dinnellyii 1 year ago
yucky toes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gunrose11 1 year ago 62
saw this years ago and it's still just as funny today. He's an amazing comedian.
TJOE325 1 year ago
did you ever get weightloss advice from someone...BIGGER than you?
"ya know whatcha gotta do..."
"yeah, not listen to your fatter ass, thank you very much"
LMAO
MegurineLuka3000 1 year ago 81
I swear this stand up was written just for me
MegaBudzz81 1 year ago 8
@MegaBudzz81 LOL
MegurineLuka3000 1 year ago