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  • OMG the jetski part was freaking hilarious!!!

  • i love his grizzly bear impression XD fucking hilarious 

  • SHES PEGGED!!!!!!

  • @xtc72889 - well... they're HIS ideas, and it's HIS show, so who gives a fuck?!

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  • haha!!

  • "Yucky toes!" Made me laugh so hard I woke up my kitty. He was not pleased.

  • hey whats up man. everybody walks like this

  • 4:43 awesome!

  • I'll be riding the bowling shoe xD

  • 8:30 had me crying it was so funny lol

  • How is it that people can misquote something that they're CURRENTLY watching???? LMFAO

  • He does jokes that he did 15 years ago..

  • @MurrayHerts

    thats what all comedians do

  • @johnnyg523 well... some ppl like different comedy than others dumbass so keep your comments to yourself...

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  • @MisterWordman Dane Cook is actually funny.

  • @XxdieforhonestyxX dane cook sucks XD

  • @fobgroupie123 dan cook was good till he got lazy n thought he was Eddy Murphy BIG n stoped writting good jokes...as soon as be became popular hes jokes got worst n worst..till he just wasnt funny anymore..

  • @MrMIchaelSaint I watched Dane Cook when he only had a 30 minute special....and when he was on his 30 minute special a looonnnggg time ago he was funny....but now...he just fucking sucks...

  • @johnnyg523 says you

  • @johnnyg523 Dane Cook fan.

  • @johnnyg523

    You cant be serious another fuckin retard that is complaining about something he chose to watch -_- STFU

  • @johnnyg523 please explain to me why you decided to go to part 3 then. fucking idiot

    

  • lol press 5 every 4 seconds and laugh!

  • i got a grey one..

  • Kawasaki KZ double-9000 wave...humper...

    LOL!

  • 1:51 WOOKIEEEE

  • u cant b in shape wen u wana take a nap halfway through ur big mac

    LMAO

  • "You look over and you see your food but you have to act like youre listening to the story, 'Oh yeah you lost your job, thats terrible...'" hahaha

  • Kevin is the man, love his jokes and acting. He's great.

    jean1dc

  • he sounds like chewbacca taking a shit after eating a big mac 

  • 8:23

    If you pinch the top-right, and top-left corners of the back of your boxers, with both hands, you know; where it meets your waist, and you pull outward from both ends voila; underwear problem solved. It also doesn't look like you're digging up your ass for loose change when you do that.

  • I found out I scream exactly the same if a Great White is like going to attack me or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot....

    LOL

  • HEFFERCAN!

  • 2 people have yucky toes

  • his sound effects are so intense.

  • the 2 people that said they didlike this have no humor and are dumb

  • @shmid23 or they've given weight loss advice to someone smaller than them

  • i love kevin james!

    

  • 2/130 (or 1/65) people don't know comedy

    that's about equal to 100000000/6500000000

    or a hundred million out of 6.5 billion people

  • 2 out of 129 people have no sense of humor. Not bad human race, not bad.

  • haha yah not listen to yo fata ass had me rollin, and you cant ly down its a micyDS, and dam thats so true about water skeeing fn funny man,holy ish jet skee man haha

  • This is stupid comedy.

    They're not even jokes. It's him going 'ooh I like food, I'm watching as it comes over' *guzzling food noises*

    How can that pass for the kind of humour that deserves a special? This is the kind of shit that everyone can think of.

  • @pomegranateish

    people dont get specials by making up a few knock-knock jokes, they get one by inputting real-life experiences that everyone can relate to. thats why Kevin James is unbelievably funny(IMO), BECAUSE PEOPLE CAN RELATE TO IT.

  • @pomegranateish what would pass for you then?

  • see he only did that opening bit because he had to get the underwear out of his ass

  • man he uses his bits alot in King of Queens! I like how it brings back episode memories

  • thumbs up if you put a thumbs down on MegurineLuka3000's comment

  • Stop quoting the jokes, oh my god. We all saw the video.

  • @ZeroBakaSH amen to that!!!!

  • Wow! Most of these jokes are from his 1995 Star Search standup debut. It's crazy watching back and comparing.

  • 1:48 - 2:05 Great pretending!!!

  • Lmao! I feel just like that when I eat a lot.

  • I love this guy :^)

  • You need to chew sugarless gum

    Yea I got fat from bazooka haha

    One cheek slider hahaha XD

  • 1 person tried to pull their underwear out of their ass by skipping her to the side xD

  • Wave ..humper

  • "ughhh... listen try to stand up!"

  • Aw, this SUCKS, he's down again! :D

  • By saying his bathing suit was on the inside... Does he mean his butthole? -_- I love him :D

  • HEY LOOK AT THIS...38 PAIRS FOR A DOLLAR.

  • sir you can't lie down it's a McDonalds...

  • Hahaha a grizzly bear...

  • try and stand up

    oh is dat the idea

    no i thought i was supposed to be dragged through the water

    with my mouth open

    lmao he kills it(:

  • Every time I watch this I like to pretend he made the "underwear problem" joke up on the spot just to have an excuse to deal with his own underwear problem on stage...

  • some of the stuff he says is on his stand up on star search. he's sooooooooooooooooooo funny though!! i got you kevin james.

  • some of the stuff he says is on his stand up on star search. he's sooooooooooooooooooo funny though!!

  • you cant be in shape when you wanna take a nap halfway through your bigmac!

  • I felt like a grizzly bear that got shot in the ass XD

  • wave humper

  • "Sir, you can't lie down. It's a McDonald's." POTFLMAO

  • @mercibruin he probably deleted a portion so it didn't get removed for copyright problems. this thing is always gettin removed. and this is extremely hard to find (to buy) i don't know why. it's hilariously funny!!

  • yucky toes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • saw this years ago and it's still just as funny today. He's an amazing comedian.

  • did you ever get weightloss advice from someone...BIGGER than you?

    "ya know whatcha gotta do..."

    "yeah, not listen to your fatter ass, thank you very much"

    LMAO

  • I swear this stand up was written just for me

  • @MegaBudzz81 LOL

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