Donkey Kong 64 - King Kutout (Castle Boss)

[Tiffany92592]

The only boss in the game that I can't stand >.< It took me a whole week to beat that thing :( When I finally beat it I thought I woke up the entire neighborhood yelling YEAH! :P

[WafflezDay]

I'm reading all the comments and i'm not looking forward to fighting this boss...... I have not beaten DK 64 yet and I am almost 20! 137 golden bananas as of today. lol Anyone wanna tell me the trick?

[DrProctorDoesCoke]

@WafflezDay Its not that hard in retrospect, everything seems alot harder when your a kid.

[corjonbett]

@WafflezDay Round 1: Shoot him only when he's not firing lasers.

2: Aim for the brighter colored one.

3: He's going in a counterclockwise pattern. Anticipate where he's going to pop up and hit him QUICK!

[DWNmetalman777]

this is the only game where you can say you were beaten by cardboard.

[2011LilT]

A not very intimidating boss with sum very Epic Bad Ass boss music...Only Donkey Kong can pull that off lol

[violetknight936]

I hated that you lose a kong whenever you miss that cardboard bastard, but it was still fun though lol

[TheNerdFAIL]

You know I always wondered who the fuck gave that piece of cardboard a voice.

Almost 10 years without answer.

[SuperLando3000]

@TheNerdFAIL a kremlin who got kicked in the nuts

[mericalgirl1234]

@demonchicken1986- one of them is lighter than the other, shoot the one that is darker than the other.

[mericalgirl1234]

HA!!1 HA!!!! HAHA!!! HAHA!!!! HAHA!!!!

[mericalgirl1234]

THIS BOSS WAS FREAKING HARD!!!!!!

[M00NWALK3R100]

Man, that giant piece of carboard was a PAIN IN THE ASS!!!!

[NeonLugia]

WAH HA!

WAH HA!

WAH HA!

WAH HA!

o_o;

[gargravarr2]

Wah-ha? Now if that was Wahaha... oh god no. I should not have thought of that.

[Advanceshipperin]

Wah-Ha!

O.O *Getting scared*

[DryBones271]

as long as you can antisipate where it's going to be in the final stage this oss isn't so bad

[leviathan1173]

Phase 1: Piece of cake.

Phase 2: Fake cutout? Oh please.

Phase 3: STOP MOVING GODDAMMIT!!!

[Icyfire25]

Not to be a cocky douchebag or anything, BUT I CAN BEAT THIS WITHOUT LOSING LANKY, PLEASE BE JEALOUS.

[giygasesnumber1fan]

@Icyfire25 i could do that when i was five =_=

[demonchicken1986]

was there anyway to know which one to shoot?

[TheOrthodoxGaming]

@demonchicken1986 It lit up.

[corjonbett]

@demonchicken1986 The fake was darker, and looked like a ghost...

[cornskinner]

1:04 - 1:28 my most fav part

[gonsalves103]

Wow this brings back memories... I remember trying to beat this dude but always failing when I was 9 because I wouldn't try to learn his pattern. I would just keep shooting and wasting my kongs... they should really remake this game

[offenon]

i only recently beat him, one i found out that-like every other boss-he has patterns, still had a lot of fun

[Videogametourist]

HAHA

BOINK

HAHA

BOINK

HAHA

BOINK

/Trollofmylife

[corvette334]

*hits a couple times now head is only left* *keeps poping up in random places* me: STAND STILL SO I CAN SHOOT YOUR ASS!

kutout: HAHA HAHA HAHA

me: SHUT UP!

*shoots outta cannon and wins*

me: told ya to shut it

[bcoz7264]

How the Hell was Rare able to pull this boss off?!

[magmablock]

When fighting this boss, only three words were going through my mind. I think everyone can agree as to what they were.

[corvette334]

@magmablock i wanna guess it was "FUCK.THIS.BOSS!" i beat this guy without losing a single kong

[FunkyConker]

King K. Rool dislikes this.

[TheDarkrai05]

I remember the first time I got to this boss and I got to the last hit. I was wondering how the heck I was ever going to touch that thing. As I got older and my reflexes quicker, this boss got easier and easier.

[CatMario100]

KutOut: WAH HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

Me: SHADDUP ALREADY SO I CAN CONCENTRATE ON BEATING YOU!

[AloisAgos]

Kutout: "Wah-ha! Wah-ha! Wah-ha! Wah-ha!

Me: "Oh shut up!"

[CHC2P]

I allways hated this boss I could not beat it and it would allways take forever to beat this boss

[severestormchaser]

The strangest and funniest boss in DK history.

[RegalRaptorRenegade]

Never really cared much for this boss. I was kind of hoping for a Mad Jack rematch =/ Oh well at least the music is awesome and the difficulty was challenging.

[ThatTRMGuy]

"WUH HA HA HUUUUUUUUHHH HA HA"

[1supersoniccontrol]

I used to have nightmares beating this boss.

"Wah-ha!" "Wah-ha!" "Wah-ha!" "Wah-ha!" "Wah-ha!" "Wah-ha!"

[StormTrooopr]

@1supersoniccontrol Oh my gosh, me too!

[RaveXanaike]

I liked how the kritters used their HANDS for hammers... seriously, why doesn't other people try that? :D

...oh wait... D:

[Lizardman]

Sure it was a stupid boss, but I love the kremling sounds XD

[ytpking1000]

i can't beat him, SO HARD I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN PAST THE CASTLE!

[Jakwoman]

@ytpking1000 welcoe in the club-.-

[Lmaopodechuikara]

I hate this boss with that stupid laugh, it urges me to kill it! D:<

[DISR22]

very hard to defeat

[nitttt]

Remember to recycle your cardboard kids or else it will turn to a laser shooting cut of K-Rool

[AnuxeL]

Ha hah! Ha hah! Ha- *shoots* Daauugh

[Nightyoshi12]

I remember this one. I thought "it's a piece of cardboard. This will be a snap."...I was dead wrong

[CCDProductions1]

this scared me as a child, no joke the boss scared me, never wanted to play that game unless brother beat it for me

[HFAlpha7]

Only a game like this can take a piece of cardboard and make it into one the hardest bosses in the entire game.

[TheBeastPuppy28]

@HFAlpha7 And scariest...

[devil11121987]

on my last kong (bang) (king cutout moves) shit!! dad can you help me (3 fails later) mom can you help us (passes it without losing a kong).... memories :')

[Kampel125]

The kremlings must run pretty darn fast to move this cardboard thing so it's harder for you to hit it :/

[metroid1234567]

retarded boss, great theme

[clankb2o5]

this boss was too hard for me when i was 8 years, soon we will see who has the last laugh (me in advance): MUHAHAHAHA!!

[coolpizzacook]

@clankb2o5

Now he would have the last laugh. Since you laughed now.

[clankb2o5]

@coolpizzacook no, i destroyed it ;)

[coolpizzacook]

@clankb2o5

However he had the last laugh since he laughs pretty much all the time and you laughed now. Therefore you failed.

[clankb2o5]

@coolpizzacook O.O

[scaleonfire]

Sorry K.Rool, your ego is not powerful enough to stop anyone.

[MVillani1985]

The plan was to actually have the Kongs (and the players) laughing so hard at this ridiculous boss that's about as silly as a giant space flea from nowhere that they couldn't concentrate and made stupid mistakes like shooting themselves over the castle wall. In some cases, I'd say mission accomplished.

[tomix364]

i remember this fight being pretty hard when i was 7. it was the part when both his arms would be ripped off anf he would be rapidly appearning wall to wall. i finally figured out how to time the shooting after a while though

[TheCartoonGamer8000]

WAAAAHHAUAHUHAUHAHAA!

[OgnarPliskin]

@TheCartoonGamer8000 WOWWWWOOHHOHOOOO

[TheCartoonGamer8000]

@OgnarPliskin RRR-HURR-RR-RRR-EEYARR-ARR! WOO!

[OgnarPliskin]

@TheCartoonGamer8000 HAHA! HAHA! HAHA! HAHA! HAHA!

[LivingOilSlick]

@OgnarPliskin OOOOWOWOWOAAAAAWWW! HOOHOOUH! WOO!

[tconman31]

GET OUT OF MY SEWER!

[HeroObito]

I laughed at this boss as a kid, especially when his arms would rip off. xD Good times...

[MeDsCP]

HAHA! God, that got so annoying! But still, never got tired of this fight! :D :D :D

[SoloRazaSoldier13]

AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA!

[spaceawesome22]

Stupid boss, awesome theme.

[alexthepure]

Rare always knew how to make something as non-threatening as a giant piece of cardboard seem so evil and dangerous with their boss music pieces.

GRANT KIRKHOPE FOR THE WIN.

[supersmashbro596]

ok... this castle is creepy... in fact the lower parts are flat out scary.

but i kinda was expectin something creepyer... for the boss...

look at mad jack!! hes &^%&^ing psycho! and what do we get?

king phake k. rool.....

i mean... were the kremlings at a rush of time?!? i woulda had k . rools ancestor as the boss... as a zombie. that woulda been awesome...

[corjonbett]

@supersmashbro596 Story is, K. Rool didn't think the Kongs would get that far, so he left those two Kritters in charge of the key. They built that Kut Out on their own... Pretty smart for mooks, huh?

[choren64]

i was reading the guide book and got to this part. to me, i thought "yeah right, nice trick"

....

it wasn't a trick. The haunted level boss is cardboard!?

[AloisAgos]

When I was walking into the boss room, considering how scary the Creepy Castle course was, I was expecting some nightmare inducing boss...instead I got a cardboard cutout...

WTF Rareware.

[VezonWireless]

Yes, it's common knowledge that Army Dillo's first boss theme is a remix of that tune from Donkey Kong Country, but how many people realize that King Kutout's boss theme is a remix of that dragnet-style song from the original Donkey Kong arcade game?

Don't believe it? Listen closely to 0:03, and imagine it with a slower tempo and played in 8-bit.

[supersmashbro596]

@VezonWireless the entire castle is like that.... not just the boss.....

[MsBeastIAm]

This boss scared me to no end when I was little...

[DrClay999]

I'll just get into this cannon here

GODAMITIMISDAGAIN!

Fucking Random Spawning!

[Shady32]

This game has some of the best songs ever

[MegaAdam1000]

Cut-out: *pops up in all directions* Wa-haa!! Ah-ha! Ah-ha!!!

Me: STOP MOCKING ME!!

[Bowden99100]

This was a fun boss

[unaniem909]

HEEHAAAAAA!!! *pewpewpewpewpewpew*

[EddardStark102]

The recession...hit everyone including K Rool Enterprises

[Nightyoshi12]

Who ever knew a cardboard cutout could have such a badass theme?

[alexion031]

Great theme, and funny boss. If you think it through it aint much of a boss, but if u don´t learn the tactics for shooting the head of him its still a quite hard boss. But i dont know how K.Rool think when he is planning to stop DK with a cardboard cutout of himself....

[NinjaNina9]

Dammit, I was expecting a disturbing and creepy as hell swamp monster or something for this level. Damn. Dissapointment.

[szlane]

Me and my dad, years ago, always called this guy "Kardboard K-Rool".

[Belee694]

AHHA AHHA AHHA AHHA AHHA

[Zharkan16]

@Belee694 xD "hurrys to a cannon"

[AmricanGir]

Thumbs up if you noticed the Tags are funny...

[nummydoughnuts]

@AmricanGir king kutout dumb as hell

[soopakoopavids]

@AmricanGir ...but they aren't really all that funny...

[MrBlah15000]

K roll saw this and remembered his insurance expired

[88Gojira]

This guy took me for like, 4 Years just to beat him, as i got older, i had to do MATh, yeah that's right, MATH just to Beat this Cardboard cut out of King K. Rool, whenever i needed one last shot just to take out his head, he was so Friggen fast that i had observe his pattern of where he appears and at what time, and how fast he dissappears

[zxscd]

As ridiculous as this boss is....if your tv has a bad bright configuration...you WILL NEVER be able to defeat it

[cowbow50]

@zxscd i found out the hard way *tear rolls down cheek*

[mrserjmalakian]

Okay but isnt it a LITTLE weird that a piece of cardboard has a high pitched voice?

[TIMMELL20]

This boss kept me on my toes!

[ilikeluigi]

This boss is so lame, it's awesome.

[mario4154]

Kremlin 1: HEY! I have an idea! We can make a cardboard version of K.rool, and give them CANNONS so they can shoot at it!

Kremlin 2: Oh, that would be hilarious, do you think they;d actually fall for it?!

Me: those tricky bastards.

[metaldragon3303]

@mario4154 Lol. I would be scared if I saw a cardboard that shrieks like King K Out! XD

[mario4154]

@metaldragon3303 LOL. I was like 4 when I first saw my bro face the boss. I thought it was really K.Rool.

[64smashmanpain]

My reaction to first seeing this boss: Oh no, the level itself is terrifying. Just think about the boss! *Cardboard pops up* ;( Uh... what? I have to fight THIS? He's made of cardboard for gods sake! I expected something like Mad Jack. *Dies* UUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... I hate cardboard now.

[64smashmanpain]

Lol in the tags:

King Kutout Dumb As Hell

[breloomer236]

It would have been scarier to have a Mad Jack rematch.

[GeneralNarayan]

Lol at the uploader's description.

[hammerbro99]

OOOOWWWW WOAH HO! HAHA! HAHA! HAHA! *Laser beam* Whoohoohoohoo, whoo hoo!

[breloomer236]

1 quick question: How does cardboard shoot lasers?

[RavenFreitas]

@breloomer236 uuuhh... because hes the dumbest boss in the game? :P

[breloomer236]

@RavenFreitas good point XD

[64smashmanpain]

I finally beat him. Biggest celebration of my life.

[GeneralNarayan]

This guy was so annoying when he starts disappearing like nuts later.

[Lo0kuaz]

I understand that single person that disliked this video...

[werew110]

whoever disliked this video game is a complet fag fuck face this is the greatest game of all time

[thedementedkid64]

King K. Utout

[Astaroth42]

WAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WOO HOO HOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOH BOOOOOOO HOO HOO HOOOOO

[Tormentros]

My response first seeing this boss... Me: Booya im pumped Him: HAHA!!!! Me: -facepalm- easy enough ten minutes later... How the fuck did i just lose????

[Nintendosaiyan3]

WAAAAHAHUH! WAAAAAAHAHUH! WOHOHOHUUUUUHUHUH! EEEEEHUHUHUEHEHUHMMHMHMHUHUHR,­RUHU\H1!!2ERO

Or something

[xRedster]

AAAAH HAHA! *pew pew pew* WOO HAHAHA HUHAA! *cannon* OWWWHOHO!

[Supermariofan14]

This boss might as well have been a rickroll.

[64smashmanpain]

@Supermariofan14 I can just imagine what it would be like

Lanky: Time to take this guy down! *cardboard cut-out of rick astley pops up* Lanky: What the... Rick Kutout: Never gonna give you... Lanky: Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh...

[regeneratorkingalt]

get out of my sewer

[64smashmanpain]

I seriously thought the boss would be around Mad Jack scary. But instead, we get THIS joke.

[Spirals95]

This boss took me forever to beat. Eventually I learned how to predict which cannon to take

[metakight4]

the person who disliked it was one of the kremblins who built the cardboard king rool

[64smashmanpain]

King Kut-out managed to get his arms back on and clicked the dis-like button.

[Tsukuyomi25021]

I hated this boss >.< haha!haha!haha! video games that cause problems....

[NeverendingTwilight1]

This actually happened to be my favorite boss in the game. I thought it was quite epic... not only that, but it happened to be the first part of the game I ever ended up plaing, since the first time I played the game was over my friend's house... I never did actually own the game. I did, however, beat it.

[64smashmanpain]

Random Kong: Oh good, he's almost dead. King Kutout: Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! Kong: Oh, god, he's even MORE annoying now. *jumps in cannon* Damn it, I missed! *goes flying off castle* $%@#! Kremlings: Epic Fail.

[64smashmanpain]

my favorite part is 0:47

[64smashmanpain]

It sounds like its almost over before 30 seconds, but theres still about a minute after that

[cornskinner]

it took me about 7 years to finally realize how to beat this boss =__=

[DrClay999]

NNNGNGGNNGNGNGNGNNNN *arm rips off* ....OOOH 

[TheBigMan0706]

This guy was an annoying prick to fight >_<

[zanyzeek13]

when I fight this boss I always think "WTF"

[Splittiful]

This boss was very anticlimatic... not difficulty wise, it was pretty hard, but it was just funny instead of creepy, like the rest of the level he was in. The game was just awesome that way.

[thegreatmajora13]

they had boss remakes in this game. why didn't they have a new and improved version of jack here. Would've been better then a cardboard cutout.

[banjokazooiefan4life]

@thegreatmajora13 and im pretty sure jack is creepy enough to warrant being in creepy castle.

[peeses6]

It took me long time to even find out how to defeat this boss when only his head is left xD

One of most insane bosses i've ever seen during my gaming career. If I drop of Mad Jack this was crazy one.

[Jinggley]

They must be workers from Frantic Factory who have been slacking around when they were supposed to be building a new super toy to replace Jack.

"Shit...we need a boss!"

"Here, grab that paint, cardboard and duck tape."

[bl4ckw1ngz64]

@Jinggley: "...along with lasers and a radio."

"Will this work?"

"...ummmmmm, yeah?"

[jsnead23]

@Jinggley i agree with you on that. But at least it was an entertaining boss tho! lol

[fistofbhaal]

yeah wtf, this was the spookiest level in the entire game and they have this goofy joke of a boss haha, at least he was good for some laughs.

[Varce]

WAAAAH HUUU HUUUUL!

[whistlemasterX]

this and Mr. patch half to be two of the oddest level bosses of all time...

[chibilemonpop]

HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA :'D

[MrMystery96]

I always named him "King K. Roll Krappy Kardboard Kutout...

[DannyJamesSmith23]

probably the most hilarious boss fight in video game history

[milkpie12]

Donkey Kong 64 remake on 3DS thumbs up!!! XD

[Luxray2009]

@milkpie12 good thing im not te only one who wants that :D

[FlameForged]

@milkpie12 lolrareiswithmicrosoft.

[supersmashbro596]

@milkpie12 i highly doubt that... since rarew and nintendo broke up....

[Shadowking640]

@milkpie12 better yet, remake on 3ds AND replace Kutout with Kackle! and make Kackle the mine boss!

[Vianerd1]

The mine cart in this level has a creepy ghost... demon thing. When I first found out, I figured the final boss must've been even scarier...

it ended up being a freaking cardboard cutout.

[PlutoTheSecond]

I have an idea of how it could have worked out better if they brought back Mad Jack.

[MadSurge]

@PlutoTheSecond Your mileage may vary. I, for one, wouldn't have liked ANOTHER boss comeback, even if Mad Jack was indeed awesome. I liked KutOut, it's Rare being their usual wacky selves! (also, only Mad Jack and Pufftoss were REALLY in theme with their levels...)

[alienguardian]

I loved this boss fight. I thought it was standard Rare humour.

[BlendedSea]

May have been the dumbest boss, but he was really difficult, since I downloaded this, hard to play with the arrow keys! xD

[corjonbett]

Thumbs up if you thought his name was Kardboard K.rool!

[metroid1234567]

@corjonbett i never gave him i name i just knew him as what made me facepalm

[cgsilverscreen2020]

This boss was HARD. I swear I died like 50 times

[regeneratorkingalt]

I expected a zombie of mad jack.that would of been awesome.but they use cardboard for a boss,worst boss ever.

[sonophotos]

That boss laughs weird lol

[sonophotos]

That boss laughs weird lol

But he was really easy to me :)

[sonicdude657]

DK: Yeeeah, facing Rool for the final battle! *Rools arm get's ripped off* DK: -_- nevermind, dammit

[Taybury]

AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA!

Stay in one place dangit!!!

[Astaroth42]

thumbs up if you can't listen to this without hearing the boss's signature "HOO HOOOOOO" in your head.

[Deader87]

I could not help but to feel surprised,

that they didn't use a more-fitting boss to this level, like the ghost in the Demon_resident Minekart race, he would have been perfect

[MrWolf120]

I guess the economy is so bad, even supervillains have had to cut back. Since the lasers were expensive enough, he had to settle for a cardboard cutout instead of a giant robot.

[ward1117]

@MrWolf120 that was a good one man hilarious XD

[coldsteel94]

>Shoot a Kong at him

>changes positions>Kong dies

>trollface.jpg

This boss fucked me over so man