No Criminal Charges!? gnooze May 6, 2009

[AsManyUsernames]

sooo funny... women are socialized not to want to be president but first lady and it is ridiculously sexist -

Funny on the mixed messages... hilarious..

No your endings are theme, not akward, I like them - it shows you as a person/serious reporter,,, the other part is super funny... It is a good closing..."I'm Marta Costello {and now I get to speak of something random}" Love it - uh no seriously, Love it!

[BlackhawkFitness]

Uhh...NOPE. <--LOL, classic.

[pigmydmm]

Mich,,Obama was also Disbarred she is

grossly,,,on suicisde street

Pigmydmm

[hearNyou]

Loving the new opening, kept the hot choon and some variety in the visuals. Nice, like U !!! :)

[VeritasTruthEmet]

Hmm, the UN and Gaza, not a topic for amicable discourse (nor rational / factual). I'd avoid it personally but would still enjoy it if you do engage the issue.

[desirefirst]

love you, Marta. honestly, i liked the old opening better 'cause it featured more of you. just because it's creative fails to make this new opening better

[redbrest]

You are so damn cute

[zepfan74]

israel army most high moral? i smell bullsh--t. ALL of israel are nothing but terrorists and there responible for 911 and for duping us into war with iraq

[fatmanprime]

That's not true.

Saudi terrorists were responsible for 911. Muhammed Atta.

[BlackhawkFitness]

Wow...not so much.

[DarthMai]

Send those Gitmo detainees in Philippines, Thailand or Asian countries...if that is torture....there they will really know what real torture is... Aisan countries knows how to let them spit out information....America is clueless....Asians knows better that sometimes torture is necessary especially for fanatic people like these terrorists.

[DarthMai]

Stupid health secretary...clueless and idiotic and these are the people who will implement Socialized Universal Health care? Government can't run anything well except in getting people's money. TAXES collection is efficient but nothing else is.

[ndvuncle]

I think I'd rather be on Sesame Street than caught on camera reading a little kids book to kindergartners while the towers are falling. Who looked more like a spinless, mental miget? That would be little George!

[michaelalbert]

Sesame Street?

Okay, you could go on as Big Bird.

Or, maybe a Russian spy (I know all about it)

Or, perhaps a dead ant?

So many choices.

We will meet 14:00 GMT 16 May under the lampost at Borscht Street in Petrograd.  Wear red (what else!)

Clyde P. Legg

[vigilantvillan]

you just do what ya do marta,,cuz u do it good :)

[djbuck1]

Maybe times have changed, but trusting the custodial staff at the schools I attended to disinfect the place would be like . . . like trusting Wall Street with our money!

[lisasimpson]

I love that awkward pause before... "and that's..."

[mopuffy01]

................ you know what. I think i love you almost as much as i love ninjas.

[mopuffy01]

Always trying to be hard like a hammer but your nothing more than a screw (no homo). Ah-ha, i made a funny like Slim Shady and it is time to say goodbye because that's my que.

[w1e2s3s4k5i6l7e8s9]

(merely a joke....keep the wig....excellent prop.!...although, an Al Sharpton wig, AKA, Don King-ish,would be over the top!)

[w1e2s3s4k5i6l7e8s9]

i hear the virus can be sprea through contact with large,dark brown ,wigs, manufactured in Chicago....burn this,and wig, upon reading...........

[edchinevere]

I love the endings when you just sort of drop into Marta-mode.

[suttonleo]

The awkward endings... when you think about it, is sort of like 'after sex' , huh.

[CommentorX]

Suttonleo, only if you've underpaid the hooker.

[mike8494]

Your the Best and I Love your smile too :-) Mike......

[ChrisKose]

this is all making me feel very akward :P

[Raptor135415]

I love your smile when you transition at the end!! And if there is any awkwardness...... it is always good!

[rhymingwithoranges]

the awkwardsness is what makes us love you... although I think your transitions from story to story are lovely.

x

[grahammoorhead]

I second that!

[xoxb2]

Last time I was thinking of replying to the awkward comment by saying, "that's the idea, it's the best bit". But I didn't. Sorry. But it is a good bit.

[daddioux]

I view the entire show as the setup for the post show impromptu vlog. Best Part = Keep it!

[YouWish8]

I love the "akward" bit at the end, best part of the show :).

[Rosky12]

hehe, I think It might have been me who said the awkward thing.

[danieljcross]

You're awesome.

[librano]

Hi Marta! You know I'm going to be president one day... So if you want to be on Sesame street... you and I should probably start talking more often... I mean so that you can see your dreams come true... Yeah, I'm doing this for you... just for you... ;)

[acberquist]

i heart awkward. you rock!

[PsyogiBottoms]

You SHOULD be a first lady someday - seriously! ;?}

I love your awkwardness, don't change a thing, we love you just the way your are. ;?x

[sugarpuddin88]

Gonzales gave a judgeship to Jay C. Bybee in exchange for writing a recommendation for torture; Bybee was given the judgeship for justifying war crimes! And when he did that, he got the judgeship!

The Administration is like a Mob Outfit where you have the CIA destroying innumerable tapes of torture & then investigating itself

Its like America is given tours of the crime scene, but no one is going to be arrested for the crime!

[sugarpuddin88]

Obama last week had one of his talking heads say he wasn't going to prosecute; & in his own words, "..nothing will be gained by spending out time & energy laying blame for the past"

However, with more revelations & public dissent, he had to back-peddle

If he wanted to make right, he would prosecute from the TOP down - Blaming only the lawyers allows compartmentalization of the issue away from top & room for legal wrangling to dump the issue

[tenagliac]

Isn't it maybe a little hypocritical that the US is deporting John Demjanjuk for war crimes when he might have been "following orders" like those doing things for the current war ? Who is culpable ? Them that follow bad orders ? Or them that give bad orders ? Or no-one should the government decide to take culpability off the table entirely.

[jx14aby]

I like how they want to prosecute the lawyers for giving bad legal advise, but bush and cheney (and scooter) get off scot free. The buck stops way down the ladder these days.

[jettbugg]

Awkward? I think not....the actual news is so way out there, It would feel awkward just to report it.

Good job.....again

[maximumvalues]

found the un-awkwardness in your speaking of awkwardness awfully awkward and as a result i will continue viewing every awkward video you make.

[usardogcuntcrabs]

Loved the vid. But be careful of isreal, they might not like what you commented on or they might not care.

[BilliLovesMargot]

i LOVE the awkward endings... i thought it was a "thing"

keep doing it! it's like the voices, it's part of the show now.

[rayofminneapolis]

The awkwardness is always adorable!

[BilliLovesMargot]

flashy new intro!!! yum yum yum!!

[JesusDoesTheNews]

Hey nice Vid! Yeah I feel way less safe now that the torture is over! haha...That stuff was pretty funny! I'm subscribed!

[hwmnbn]

Keep the awkward

Dump the commentor

[saturateu]

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yy

[RoyalDemonforChrist]

i wish u were my gf

[jmirahmadi]

same

[strav12]

'The Israelis did not use the proper procedures...' - of course, there probably are proper procedures documented by a UN official for how to blow up kids, elderly, civilians and hospitals somewhere - friggin Israeli soldiers just didn't get to read it in time! - slapped wrist for Avital Liebovitch, definitely. Oh yeah - AWKWARD???? WTF?! Sesame Street - where awkward is talent and inspires the envy of those who don't have any...

[kirstieieieie]

but it wouldnt be the gnooze without your awkwardness at the end!

[scottmhoward]

lol you sounded like dorothy from the wizard of oz through most of the middle =P

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta.

Do you think perhaps the people who were not charged during the waterboarding scandal,ought to be waterboarded? That would even out Karma.

I like the awkward transitions and endings,it makes you more human.

5 stars

[Zaimoren]

I enjoy your videos as they are. Except I'm noticing less space stuff.

[fghnpoma]

Great video Marta!!!!! 5*********

[Gamefr3Q]

Yeah, honestly, the awkward ending is always the part I'm waiting for. Don't change that! It has its own funny cuteness in a way.

[jessthink7]

the thing about the woman dying from the "swine flu" is that you don't know if it was the flu that killed her. she had pre-existing chronic conditions. the flu probably made her condition worse and ended in her death. at least that's what i read earlier.

[SonomaDave1]

Most excellent intro work Brian...if there is a youtube award for that, you should absolutely get the gold.

[frogmistres]

Give the ending in the character that would be cool.

[ShadowOfADaemon]

HEY MARTA.... AMAZING SHOW... love the change, keep up the good work who care if there is a little bit awkwardness.... life is full of it, so there is no need to apologize for it. Your shows is only the best commentary out there because you have the hustas to speak your mind while making it comical experience and true pleasure to watch... its a great and lively commentary of the ever growing sensationalized, skewed and absurdly politically correct news. Keep up the good work.

[odin422]

i LOVED the show! Keep those Zionists on their toes.

....somehow...i prefer the awkwardness.

[odin422]

SHUT DOWN ALL SCHOOLS!

they are not needed.

[WhirledSol]

AGREED!

[lbarlow]

i agree. i like to see you human side too. :)

[drkangravewing]

The awkward ending is my fav part!

[DookofHDP]

I love your end of show thoughts!!!! Woo hoo! (Though I did not realize there were hobgoblins involved.) And the glasses! B) <-- that's supposed to be a smiley with glasses.

ps Brian can count on my vote. You'd be straight-up awesome as first lady!

[zeffii]

hilarious :) gotta love this woman.. marta, keep them coming!

[AfricanAnime]

Martha and Crew, I have this crazy request:

COSTUME PLAY with your comment & reports.....

I see you guys do it lightly on some reports, but how about a full dress up?

[SonomaDave1]

Like H. C.

[Loreki]

Hun; aiming too low. First female President!

Awkward is adorable. Its endearing, stop you becoming a distant performer who just does the slow then disappears off.

[wangsishuo]

OMG This channel is GREAT for ESL student like me!!! I've been learning more news than ever! cuz I don't like CNN talk show host's iron face without a single expression on it.If you can add some animation features on it will be even cooler. gnooze modern english textbook LOL

[captainspaulding17]

maybe we can have a color coded danger system for pandemics so i know exactly how frightened my government wants me to be :)

[StarrJaded]

and I LOVE the awkwardnessessess  ;)

[hypnofan35]

It's strange but it is like the possiblity of immanent suprise death that might come soon. It's not like anything else. It is like a great unknown cause of going "belly up. You don't know how soon it might come, how long it will last, You don't know how long it could remain deadly. Maybe only the hermits will survive. If it was man made, it could take out the people who made it.

[InfinxRegres]

OMG, that was my comment! Sorry if I made you all self concious now..

[gnooze]

No worries! I put myself out there - I expect comments... plus I'm the kind of person who "analyzes" conversations years after they take place.

In short, don't mind me: I'm just neurotic. Haha.

[InfinxRegres]

Wow, you sound just like me. Everone always tells me I'm so awkward. And I rememeber everything people say and try to find meaning in every word. Keep up the show :)

[StarrJaded]

neurotic... hehe, thats what i say sometimes about myself :O

I love your vids on YT, your style is completely unique and you are hilarious :)

your one of my fav YT channels :)

[BeyondWrittenWords]

3:24 SS was most moral army in the world, according to nazis.

[666norton420]

lol

israel should soo be disbanded!

;d

[ohio1998]

Marta is awesome!

[BeyondWrittenWords]

I think it was good idea to be worried about the new flu before we knew exactly what it was all about. Potentially it could have killed millions and it can still do it if it will evolve to more leathal way.

[hey1031]

awesome! =) haha I love these!

[hypnofan35]

i think that some day you should be president.

[momerath42]

Very cool new opening graphics!

[Diasfu]

You would be an AWESOME first Lady;-)

[lights21002003]

wooot woooot keep up the good work

[jamminjago]

I like the fact you didnt have an out of character intro this time. Not that theres anything wrong with that, but its just weird having an intro and outro.

[audadvnc]

"Better safe than sorry" It's true - A/H1N1 flu was in the same family as the 1918 flu, when at least 50 million people died.

Does Marta have awkward flu?

[CommentorX]

Audadvnc, YouTubers are safe. You have to have actual human contact to catch the flu. And no, spanking off to the hot Russian redheaded cam girl on youporn doesn't count as human contact.

[xChriiss]

Love the opening, Marta :]

[TandEeesDad]

Keep up the awkwardness....it makes you real, genuine, and it endears you to the viewers.

Thx for the vids!