The only thing that I would trust in such an old plane with old navigation systems is the ILS landing, the gear and flap switches ^^ commercial jets + instruments = bad, general aviation + instruments = fun :D
DON'T READ THIS BECAUSE IT REALLY WORKS, YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE ONE YOU LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE, HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO OVER 3 VIDEOS OR YOU WILLL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS, NOW YOU STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP, THIS IS SO SCARY, POST THIS TO FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS, THIS IS SO SCARY
That pilot girl its super hot..! now, about the prank remind me where's the pilot movie? the black dude is so scare that seems he is turning white..! hahahahahahahahahahahaha
That shot inside the cockpit when they're upside down made no sense. She was still on the right and he was still on the left, when it should've been the opposite. Guess it was a cheap trick of simply vertically flipping the image and forgetting to horizontally flip it. Tough cinematography decision? Anyway, yeah... she's pretty hot.
That shot inside the cockpit when they're upside down made no sense. She was still on the right and he was still on the left, when it should've been the opposite. Guess it was a cheap trick of simply vertically flipping the image and forgetting to horizontally flip it. Tough cinematography decision? Anyway, yeah... she's pretty hot.
@ernshengjoel Those arent thrust reversers. That's the main throttle quadrant handle. He`s holding on the aft throttle handle which is available on older 747-200s.
@Justinh789 "I could tell it was comedy from the thumbnail because there was a woman in the cockpit"
I can tell from you comment that you are single, and will remain so for the rest of your life. In the case of me being mistaken, send my condolances to your unfortunate victim for the days spent with you she will never get back, and tell her to pick up a copy of "How to spot a d******g for dummies".
No, it's not because you're sexist. It's because your humor went out of date circa 1960.
@mkarnerfors Trust me I am far from alone. First off "my humour" is not out of date, it is common among many of my fellow pilots despite the fact that we all know there are many accomplished female pilots out there. It's called joking around. Secondly your roughly typed insult reeks of feminism and sheer ignorance. And once again if you're taking all of this seriously realise sometimes people like to joke around. As presented in the video right in front of your fucking face.
@pocomedy No mate this is British hummer. There was lots of sub context jokes about learning to drive and being a passenger on a commercial plane that you my have missed if you are not from the UK. Remember we often find American or French hummer a bit stupid as we fail to get the sub context. It’s the same in art and music. If you don’t get what is being referenced or alluded to you can totally fail to get the peace of work on anything other than a very basic level.
@tina6581 exactly. as an american wiht english relatives. ive grown to like british humor. sometimes very direct, sometimes might be a slight WTF as that, before "getting it"
It seems like no matter what video you watch these days on youtube, it attracts racist idiots like ants to honey. At least the ants are smart enough to recognize that they have to work together in order to advance the common good.
Too much inbreeding has altered the mentality of certain people. There intellectual capacity is not much beyond that of a marsupial, yet they firmly believe that they are the masters of the universe.
Bigots are by definition, evil human beings without conscious.
That's a false argument, born of pure nonsequitur. But, if you want to play the nonsequitur game, I'd fire back with: It is OK to be hostile to Black People, but not Inbred People. And, that's equality?
Note the distinct circular quality of your question and try again, Einstein.
LOL...loved it. "Now, in your own time I'd like you to prepare for landing." :D
vfr802 6 hours ago
haha the safety vid is amazing.
And .......... do I need to say anything about the instructor?
carlosroberto366 1 day ago
I bet he failed his 3 point turning
Daqify 2 days ago
how did the engines not FOD out?
kalahiki808 2 days ago
I love the safety video ! LMAO ! 1000 x "like"
QNH1013 3 days ago
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Isn't the woman the leader of the 'Groovy Gang' in only fools and horses??!!!
barnesybecks 5 days ago
Haha I expected an actual flight lesson but I'm very glad I saw this. (ps flaps would help on the landing next time:))
Guitar21derek 6 days ago
Um, that wasn't what I thought it was at all...
MrBrianTV1 6 days ago
landing without flaps........
bad pilot
Crazyboy123232 1 week ago
She's hot!
Ilovealtoids 1 week ago
she's hot
ahpuesbru 1 week ago
that female pilot is hot
planetechno2 2 weeks ago
Oh boy! Is this insulting?
gooztala 2 weeks ago
Sorry to inform you passengers but were probably about to crash ..... lmao
tcco94 3 weeks ago
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pilotz23 3 weeks ago
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pilotz23 3 weeks ago
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thumps up if ur biggest dream is to be pilot!
adalg211 3 weeks ago
this film sucked..
ShinDemon33 3 weeks ago
i wish she starts taking off her cloth instead of takeoff lol
psyshogo0817 3 weeks ago
Oh.....Can i send you a check?
CoDorNothing 3 weeks ago
Too funny! I love this actress on the show "Leverage"
wyzyrddrummer 4 weeks ago
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Fantastic! Come fly our Cirrus in Maui visit mauiflightacademy.
mauiflightacademy 1 month ago
Loooool dis is so cool.
MrPanjsheriPigsheri 1 month ago
3:51 OH, im stalling, let me pull back the power..
laso123 1 month ago
747 rock
muhi706 1 month ago
the best part starts at 2:14
zorbe123 1 month ago
"theres nothing to worry about"
YOURE IN A 747-200/300 ! LOLL!
The only thing that I would trust in such an old plane with old navigation systems is the ILS landing, the gear and flap switches ^^ commercial jets + instruments = bad, general aviation + instruments = fun :D
Juppie902 1 month ago
"Prepare for DEATH !!!"
LOL HAHAHAHA XD !!
emshomar 1 month ago 4
this comfirm black people cant fly !!!!!! jhajhajahjahja
MADDOG4ify 1 month ago
do you go to school , Grow up
jaffar7007 1 month ago
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SonOfCivic 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
That chick is hot!
beeroosterm 1 month ago
747-400 body with 747-100/200/300 panel ....
how wonder they can go on the plane like GTA...
CalebFilmsPresent 2 months ago
pretty weird boeing 747 and flying skills, but very funny too!!! :DDD
SuperApple1995 2 months ago
women are very good at flying, planes don't have a reverse!!
setabretsam 2 months ago 2
hahahahaha
adampurnama100 2 months ago
Being an Aviation enthusiast I can tell that, from 0:29 all she is doing is switching the lights off... XD
scotplane 2 months ago 16
@scotplane Switching them off and back On which sounds like she is switching many buttos lol
HKS134 1 day ago
I swear that my first flying lesson went like that. Granted the plane was a Piper Tomahawk and the video was playing in my head......but still
ScottinCali2008 2 months ago
"wage a one man war against the terrorists"
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH!!!
marek0086 2 months ago
Can anyone tell me the comedienne's name?
DANFORTHPAPE1 2 months ago
:D but the girl pilot is hot
Jared1032 2 months ago
Its SOPHIE!
KickinNick09 2 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lilartist10 2 months ago
mobile phones are not permited as it was cause the plane to split into half
TheT0101664j 2 months ago in playlist FLIGHT TRAINING VIDS
lmao
MrKalboune1 2 months ago
That pilot girl its super hot..! now, about the prank remind me where's the pilot movie? the black dude is so scare that seems he is turning white..! hahahahahahahahahahahaha
bibolcs 2 months ago
hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm fuck off
yashu3315 2 months ago
haha
Yulimaruli 2 months ago
hhahahhhahahha
scooterman971 3 months ago
IF you were in that plane I'm sure you wouldnt laugh
berathan90 3 months ago
The safety video I found extremely hilarious lol
The rest of the video I was just like: -__-......
j1992g 3 months ago
lol
badman3456213 3 months ago
2:29 :D the Best :D
TheDarklord135 3 months ago
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it's really funny
Jojo20109 3 months ago
Passengers seemed to have fun to prepare for death.
RainfulPhenix 3 months ago
@Pilotseyetvforall when youre done spamming then will see what happens. as well as done trolling lol
yamahonkawazuki 3 months ago
@Pilotseyetvforall naah. no need to
yamahonkawazuki 3 months ago
@Pilotseyetvforall no thanks
yamahonkawazuki 3 months ago
DAMMNNNNN,,,,,,THIS WAS A REALLY GOOD FLYING LESSON,,,JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ !!!!!!!!
1ELTIBURONN 3 months ago
60K is cheap for that damage!
DavidMcMahon1 3 months ago
ROFL hahahahhah she's super hot sexy pilot ..............
martinez1857 3 months ago
Ha.......ha...........................ha.
RainfulPhenix 3 months ago
She's called Gina Bellman and you can catch her naked at DailyMotion
rooftopjump 3 months ago
funny
iloveumyra 4 months ago
Bets Safety video. I saw that FLylearners last month :)
AlexFHDVideos 4 months ago
It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No its superma...-interuption.- It's a mountain with a cloud on top. Can you fly through it? No.
DaBaddy100 4 months ago
WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LOL
petunia4ever 4 months ago
did anyone else wish this was the start of a porn movie lol
jwalsh8 4 months ago 58
@jwalsh8 yes but not with him in it. she can fly my plane everytime. Varooooooommmmmmm
meacomefeyou 2 months ago
@jwalsh8 If they used the YouTube national anthem, yes...
SenorSpode 1 month ago
your neighbors likes you danny!
dibison12 4 months ago
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lol headshot on all people :D
XxGermanyWingsxX 4 months ago
Ya buddy check out on mail
dempzzey 4 months ago
I Rolled on floor and laughed at 3:06
Vortex93 4 months ago 47
@Vortex93 The whole thing is funny. I think I've watched it six times.
No, I would NOT fly with these people. Never.
nemo227 1 month ago
thats messed lmao XD
AJacobUnit3 5 months ago
Fake
metin24Life 5 months ago
@metin24Life no, Fun
OctiSchmokti 4 months ago
86 people have not passed the test.
CaptainCaneman 5 months ago
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I wished the pilot studing was that easy :P
nickoooooooooooooo 5 months ago
"make identify your body easier" ahaha after this safety video i'll never forget about seat belt !!!)
matkovivorakhivatel 5 months ago
What's the point?
rohits78 5 months ago
i thought this was a porn video
Yogerbomb 5 months ago 2
she s hot
airlinekid98 5 months ago
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That shot inside the cockpit when they're upside down made no sense. She was still on the right and he was still on the left, when it should've been the opposite. Guess it was a cheap trick of simply vertically flipping the image and forgetting to horizontally flip it. Tough cinematography decision? Anyway, yeah... she's pretty hot.
chromo48 5 months ago
That shot inside the cockpit when they're upside down made no sense. She was still on the right and he was still on the left, when it should've been the opposite. Guess it was a cheap trick of simply vertically flipping the image and forgetting to horizontally flip it. Tough cinematography decision? Anyway, yeah... she's pretty hot.
chromo48 5 months ago
@ernshengjoel It's not deployed at all. The white levers you see are the main throttle quadrants, not the thrust reverser quadrants.
usafpilot29 6 months ago
did anyone notice @3:26 the reverse thrust levers and pulled?
ernshengjoel 6 months ago
@ernshengjoel Those arent thrust reversers. That's the main throttle quadrant handle. He`s holding on the aft throttle handle which is available on older 747-200s.
usafpilot29 6 months ago
@usafpilot29 i say the lever is pulled, i though the lever should me down and not up
ernshengjoel 6 months ago
The instructor is HOT!
cleandiaper 6 months ago 2
other source of a crash; distraction from hot pilot sitting next to you?
nickoswoos 6 months ago
Lol "Fasten this asshole"
joke312 6 months ago
Damn!
I think i need my flying lessons really bad!
KIRDILON 6 months ago
normally the Captain sits on the left side.....
ggking91 6 months ago
Awesome short! I've seen that actress before (the hot captain), just can't remember where.
dcs002 6 months ago
@dcs002 Leverage?
Malnu123 5 months ago
In the event of a crash, Stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye lol
AChotdog94 6 months ago
Taught by a woman so whaddya expect.....
britishairwayspilot1 7 months ago
he should invite her in for a coffee!
SuperAndyyyy 7 months ago
I'd love to get into her cockpit! x
teddykan1 7 months ago
Sophie! Leverage!
JohnnyStorm2007 7 months ago
gay
whiteass92 7 months ago
that captain kinda looks like Tony Laf. no offence
Cathaydude 7 months ago
Brilliant, so funny!
4crevis 7 months ago 2
3:19 LUIGI?
SuperFlight88 7 months ago
"as it will cause the aircraft to do this: AAAAARGGHH!!"
highvoltagedrummer1 7 months ago
ahahha funny ) prepare for death it's a good advice xD
TheDarkKardinal 8 months ago 2
A 747 would have trouble breaking out of chocks let alone put the nosewheel on the roof of the car.
She slaps a wings sticker on his chest. That's great.
AugustusLarch 8 months ago
i would like to be the co-pilot :D
narnians2 8 months ago
hahahahahaha
HKshipsForTeresaTeng 8 months ago
can i send you a check lolololololoolollollollollool lmao.
Alexander19851 8 months ago
I think she must be lost because I don't see a stove and kitchen sink.
EquipaPatriot 8 months ago
shes smokin' hot!!!!
carzmadness 8 months ago
@carzmadness aye, shes a fine girl
SunriseHealthFoods 6 months ago
pritty good!
oceantrolls73 8 months ago
I could tell it was comedy from the thumbnail because there was a woman in the cockpit
Justinh789 8 months ago
@Justinh789 "I could tell it was comedy from the thumbnail because there was a woman in the cockpit"
I can tell from you comment that you are single, and will remain so for the rest of your life. In the case of me being mistaken, send my condolances to your unfortunate victim for the days spent with you she will never get back, and tell her to pick up a copy of "How to spot a d******g for dummies".
No, it's not because you're sexist. It's because your humor went out of date circa 1960.
mkarnerfors 8 months ago
@mkarnerfors Trust me I am far from alone. First off "my humour" is not out of date, it is common among many of my fellow pilots despite the fact that we all know there are many accomplished female pilots out there. It's called joking around. Secondly your roughly typed insult reeks of feminism and sheer ignorance. And once again if you're taking all of this seriously realise sometimes people like to joke around. As presented in the video right in front of your fucking face.
Justinh789 8 months ago
3:03 LOL from this now my cell phone will be set to off :D
Ards777 8 months ago
the saftey video was the best=)
TheGlobalflight 8 months ago 20
AHAHHAHAHA..... please dont use your phone whilest in flight.. as the plane will do this (plane snaps in half) HAHahAHa
JAH9495 8 months ago
lmfao 30 pounds for the lesson and 60,000 pounds for the fuel and repair! ha
simerpreet11 8 months ago
women cant drive but fly o0 funky looking kitchen -.-
XxSniperXXairsoftxX 8 months ago
If I'm not mistaken, thats Gina Bellman! She's HOT!!! :D
Kristiants1 9 months ago
she can fly me anywhere i would love to be in the cot pit if not in her bed..llol
loveherhotlegs 9 months ago
@ 1:46 Its funny how it sounds like a car starting!?
izzih1234 9 months ago
1:00 - 1:40 And that's how I got my instrument rating. J/K :-)
Amar7605 9 months ago
WTF wingspan is huge. how does it not hit trees or houses?
benzcheap 9 months ago
that was stupid
pocomedy 9 months ago
@pocomedy No mate this is British hummer. There was lots of sub context jokes about learning to drive and being a passenger on a commercial plane that you my have missed if you are not from the UK. Remember we often find American or French hummer a bit stupid as we fail to get the sub context. It’s the same in art and music. If you don’t get what is being referenced or alluded to you can totally fail to get the peace of work on anything other than a very basic level.
tina6581 9 months ago
@tina6581 exactly. as an american wiht english relatives. ive grown to like british humor. sometimes very direct, sometimes might be a slight WTF as that, before "getting it"
yamahonkawazuki 3 months ago
Cool safety instruction! I like to watch it on real aircraft.
pilgrimgoestonaos 9 months ago
She reminds me of the girl from the American show, LEVERAGE. I think it is her. I am in love with her.
agnernai 9 months ago
@agnernai Yep. Gina Bellman. She's hot isn't she? ;)
Kristiants1 9 months ago
OK I WANNA GO TO THAT FLIGHT SCHOOL
MASTERMARK360 9 months ago
0:10, the landing gear sure is realistic...
PraiseEducation 9 months ago
Hahaha but I refused ride airplane who pilot learn lesson so crap!!! Fuck!
sasytre500 9 months ago
you{re here by the woman
patriciodelsacra 9 months ago
I need her. I've needed her my whole entire life.
MonacoBlast 9 months ago
Dean Martin and Foster Brooks "drunk airline pilot"....funnier than this broad
gareof 9 months ago
jaja LMAO cellphones could cause the plane do this....jajaja
jorgemdllin 10 months ago
Lol the use of mobile phones is prohibited or the plane will do this. Crack! Ahhhhhhhhh. Lmao
houshidar558 10 months ago
gotta love the face at 3:50
blastman242 10 months ago
Maybe try an airport?
123BIGTIMERUSHFAN 10 months ago
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justwonnasay 10 months ago
4:04 i couldnt stop laughing
ICEGTN 10 months ago
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justwonnasay 10 months ago
female pilots XD
SRakash 10 months ago
OMG THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
RMB03 10 months ago
this is funny as!!!
8a83101 11 months ago
Hot captain
ducker1942 11 months ago 59
@ducker1942
Well the first officer is hot, the Captain... not so much.
bckirkegaard 8 months ago
@ducker1942 Time to take her to the Mile High club.!
BigBearVids 5 months ago
this is really funny lol
wizard101personguy99 11 months ago
shes hot :)
benzipz 11 months ago 82
@benzipz Sorry, have to correct you there..., She's FUCKING HOT!
4crevis 6 months ago
@tigergrumman - that's insulting to marsupials. Are you pouchist?
cabdude2 11 months ago
It seems like no matter what video you watch these days on youtube, it attracts racist idiots like ants to honey. At least the ants are smart enough to recognize that they have to work together in order to advance the common good.
Too much inbreeding has altered the mentality of certain people. There intellectual capacity is not much beyond that of a marsupial, yet they firmly believe that they are the masters of the universe.
Bigots are by definition, evil human beings without conscious.
TigerGrumman 11 months ago
@TigerGrumman So what you're saying is that it is OK to be hostile to inbred people but not to black people. That's equality?
billiepipersteeth 5 months ago
@billiepipersteeth:
That's a false argument, born of pure nonsequitur. But, if you want to play the nonsequitur game, I'd fire back with: It is OK to be hostile to Black People, but not Inbred People. And, that's equality?
Note the distinct circular quality of your question and try again, Einstein.
TigerGrumman 4 months ago
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@billiepipersteeth I note you didn't answer the question.
billiepipersteeth 4 months ago
Flight safety is the brand new SIMS on a plane only for stupid kids..
lockedonfull 11 months ago
2:22
XD
19hubsi11 11 months ago
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Bes14Mr 11 months ago
Everything was awesome about this video, except for the black guy. :((((
Superegio42 11 months ago
@Superegio42 TROLL IN THE DUNGEON
lordazn 11 months ago
LMAO!
AirCanadaA55555A 11 months ago
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She is so sexy and Latino women rockmycity.info
reliyoquik 11 months ago
Is that Karl Pilkington at the start?
GFUNK22 1 year ago
LOL fasten this asshole!
SirPlankton 1 year ago
LOL
heroknaderi 1 year ago
3:03 - 3:07 XD
highvoltagedrummer1 1 year ago
I wished the pilot studing was that easy :P
nickoooooooooooooo 1 year ago 2
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dude lol if you like flight simulators go here watch?v=_W2BclLf4rI
peagan9899 1 year ago
wow next time u wanna troll my vids take a look at ur own first fuckin prick
3DGBoy23 1 year ago
that was great!
aolyahoo 1 year ago
Not to critisize this but it failed at comedy and the acting sucked.
Lvieru96 1 year ago
well thats a better flight than i did on my solo, and he landed better too
MrTrainwreck09 1 year ago
well thats a better flight than i did on my solo
MrTrainwreck09 1 year ago
lol the tubulance part was craking me up alot
wuzup156 1 year ago