how to make this even funnier: turn of subtitles, transcribe audio, make sure its transcribing to english, burst into laughter whenever peanut talks XD
"and u know the weird thing is tht im actually pissing him off. and he would like to kill me, but he will not becuz tht would b a form of suicide" ROFLMFAO
*Jeff wipes his nose* Peanut; What the hell was that? Jeff; What was what? Peanut; What did you just do? Jeff; I didn't anything?! Peanut; You picked your nose!! Peanut; Did you see that you freaking picked your nose!!! *Peanut stares at Jeff's nostrils* Jeff; WHAT!! Peanut; You didn't do a very good job Peanut; There's still something there Jeff; Cut it out Peanut; You gotta get it ,Its wiggling Peanut; Your a ventriloquist, make it talk L M F A O !
Peanut-"wut did u just do?" Jeff-"i didnt do enything" Peanut-"u picked ur nose!...*looks at crowd* did u c tht? oh my god! u fricken..picked..ur nose!" Jeff-"WUT???" Peanut-"u didnt do a very-good job...theres still somethin there" Jeff-"KUT IT OUT!" Peanut-"u gotta git it" Jeff-"Stop!"
Peanut-"its wiggling" Jeff-"Stop it!" Peanut-"wait ur a vintrilacwest,
I have never laughed so hard in my life. I love you Peanut. Its late at night and trying to keep my laughter down while waqtching this is extremely hard lol.
My name is Nini, and I was raped before I died. I use to enjoy pain and now I inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped until I could no longer breathe. Those meanies now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too. I hate this too but I believe at the strike of 12 am, those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair. Those who repost this will get a kiss from their crush
yah I was at that show it was funny as hell, im the guy in the black adidas cap behind the big bald headed dude, im the one coverin my mouth when im laughing from 3:43 to 3:45, right after peanut says,"dude you need a tick tack" i love that i got to be on youtube an tv...awesome
@jw898dancer lol.dont 4get the preist lol.gay boy...neh,blu preist...*crash*uahaaa!.LOL!!!!!!
watch melvin,u'll hear the line "he'll sniff you're croch and lungs will come out you're ass!" bc he's talkin about supermans dog,Kripto.LOL!!!! Also wach the Jose Jalapeno on a Stick,omg,LOL!!!! My fav person is Acmed. Jeff-"How do u spell it?" Acmed-"wut?" Jeff-"ur name,how do u spell ur name? Acmed-"ok lets see,A....C.....FLEM".Agree if this a realy long comment lol XD.I got mor.....To Be Continued.
Jef fa fa- so your saying I'd soon be somones...
Peanut- bitch
Jef fa fa-right
Jose the jhalapeanio on a stick-on a stick
Loooooooooooooll
halokiller3k9 2 days ago
Dude you need a tik tak lmfao!!
mannyUSMC17 1 week ago
Do you know what your breath smells like!?!? DUNNNHAMMMMM!
MannyKinns 1 week ago
Lol am I pissing you off fa fa!
Lilmadonna1980 1 week ago
Jeff Fa Fa, Dun ham, sux cock. XD
KakashiOfSharingan1 2 weeks ago
how to make this even funnier: turn of subtitles, transcribe audio, make sure its transcribing to english, burst into laughter whenever peanut talks XD
kittypetwarrior163 2 weeks ago 2
Oh my word I love Peanut saying Jeff Fa Fa I cant stop laughing
DISNEYACC 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from Matan1105
3:32 - 3:40 is priceless!
classicalnut1 2 weeks ago
You sure it's not assert your feelings?
askingmum 2 weeks ago
@askingmum search* its a star wars reference
RabidTacoEatr 2 weeks ago
INSERT YOUR FEELINGS JEFF-FA-FA
wristslitter229 2 weeks ago
It's not "exert your feelings" it's "search your feelings"
cel101278 2 weeks ago
you freaking picked.... YOUR NOSE! xD i love peanut!
duckieeXXOO 2 weeks ago
Dun-HAM... dot com!
disneyfan85 2 weeks ago
loooool dude u need a tick tack 3:30
sebz9399 3 weeks ago
OMG! I will never get tired of Jeff Dunham, HE IS AWESOME! I love Peanut!
AsokaECHoof 3 weeks ago
Your a ventriloquist make it talk lol XO
xenon10o7 3 weeks ago
Peanut: Did you see that? OMG
XD
ivyuzumaki16 3 weeks ago
Jefahfah Done Ham Dot Com!!!!!!
you keep forgetting hes just one person!!!!!!!
The15982 3 weeks ago
You frigen PICK!.....YOUR NOSE!!!!
MrTro15 3 weeks ago 3
jeff-fa-fa duunnham
xxqueenbreexx 3 weeks ago
i also say dunham wrong
SufyaanxA 3 weeks ago
its actually excert ur feelings jeff-fa-fa
TheNaughtiestGirl 4 weeks ago
0:43 to 0:47 makes me laugh soooooo freaking hard everytime XD
LoveMe4Me259 4 weeks ago
4 years later and this is still fucking hilarious
zZsmithXx 4 weeks ago
"YOU FRICKIN PICKED. YOUR NOSEEE!" xD omgg this makes me laugh every time..
omgoctopusomg 1 month ago
Peanut: Jefahfah Dunham...DOT COM!
LAUGHTER
Peanut: Am I Pissing you ofahfah?
LAUGHTER
Peanut: Jefahfah
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agl13greatest 1 month ago
You need t o do a better job! Lol I love peanut
MsDollievideos 1 month ago
Am I pissing you offfa-faa?!
fh154wv 1 month ago
Walter and Achmed are better than him
FengZeXiao 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Matan1105
Insert your feeling Jefa-fa!
FastSongs100 1 month ago
Make it talk!!
TheNextMrsElric 1 month ago
FOCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7midnightthehedgehog 1 month ago
Focus!
Jeffrxey 1 month ago
wow watching this will transcrip on is weird...so much for closed captions...google you stuffed up there.
LastHotSummer 1 month ago
Jef fa fa Dunham . Com
bielieberforeva01 1 month ago
I love at 3:58 to 5:01 I LOVE IT SO MUCH!
Tweety8498 1 month ago
ASERT YOUR FEELINGS JEFF FA FA.
DragonSoulGoku 1 month ago
i talk u talk i talk you talk THATS IT.......FOCUS!!
TheFeather45 1 month ago
You can only get this stuff at Jefafa...Dunham...Dot com xD
salick2754 1 month ago
OMG ----------------> 34:45
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Kingkong8000RBLX 1 month ago
strange thing is when peanut is pissing him off... he is actually pissing himself off :D
darkcolino 1 month ago in playlist Jeff Dunham Spark Of Insanity
am i pissin u of af fa
TheDsBeast 1 month ago 12
@TheDsBeast DUN-HAAAAM, DOT COM!!!
VideoMeetsAudio 1 week ago
Peanut is sooooo hyper
ShadowWolf850 1 month ago
Am I pissing you off Jeff-fa-fa?! ;D
crystalcoyote69 1 month ago
"and u know the weird thing is tht im actually pissing him off. and he would like to kill me, but he will not becuz tht would b a form of suicide" ROFLMFAO
MrJbfan5 1 month ago 28
103 had Dunham in their name and where disliked this or missed the like button.
MrVictory1200 1 month ago 3
This guy is amazing
Watch it again, just watch how little his mouth moves :O
Gamergod8D 1 month ago in playlist Gabriel Iglesias
my neighbour is probably thinking that i'm going crazy, all she hears is me laughing my head off for several hours!!!
sparkyjulia 1 month ago
DUM-HAM LMAF
leelee5567 1 month ago
"Assert your feeling Jef-f" hahahahaha i love this(:
kleighann98 1 month ago
Jeff = Best name EVER!
jeffstampe69 1 month ago
"Your the other white meat" LMAO
Invader010 1 month ago
Jeff-fa-fa-. Wait..If there's an un-needed F in Jeff...-GASP- That must mean the E in Ashlee must be un-used! Now to mess with my friend even more.
csouthers777 1 month ago
assurt ur feelings jef fa fa
celestia97 2 months ago
Peanut is my favorite!
aquafina2u 2 months ago
I saw JEFF DUNHAM Saturday night, and it is soooooooo funny in person. Peanut is so hilarious!!! He makes Jeff!
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ionicapeste69 2 months ago
dude you need a tic-tac haha my fav part i was laughing my ass off-fa-fa
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ionicapeste69 2 months ago
108 people need a tic tac
Buggiomania 2 months ago
Who actually believed Peanut pissed Jeff off?
sinneruki 2 months ago
I always laugh that I forget that they are puppets while they are making ventriloquist jokes the whole time! <3 you Jeff-fafa
lilblackbelt0001 2 months ago
i think its great how he can make them look and sound like they are alive :P
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nikoolific 2 months ago
that's good. that's good. that's good. that's goooooood!!!!
Payday045 2 months ago
3:14
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jw898dancer 2 months ago
Peanut; *Shakes head 3 times*
Jeff- What?!
Peanut; Dude, you need a tic-tac.
Peanut; You know what your breath smells like: D U N H A M. c o m
jw898dancer 2 months ago
Peanut-"Jeff-fa-fa Dun-ham.com.......am i pssing u off-fa-fa!?"
Jeff-*Rubs nose* Peanut-"Wa-wut the hell wuz tht???" Jeff-"wut wuz wut? "
Peanut-"wut did u just do?" Jeff-"i didnt do enything" Peanut-"u picked ur nose!...*looks at crowd* did u c tht? oh my god! u fricken..picked..ur nose!" Jeff-"WUT???" Peanut-"u didnt do a very-good job...theres still somethin there" Jeff-"KUT IT OUT!" Peanut-"u gotta git it" Jeff-"Stop!"
Peanut-"its wiggling" Jeff-"Stop it!" Peanut-"wait ur a vintrilacwest,
LookAtMeNowBitch2188 2 months ago
ey Be ready to jump to the world full of pleasure
135vtomcallaro411 2 months ago
I love this guy I like Jose Jalapano
wormyandme 2 months ago
Your name is jefufa dunham .com
Michaelminch 2 months ago
peanut always will be my fav of jeff dunham
MusicCrazed170 2 months ago
how many people checked to see if they needed a tic tac??
purpleprincess4959 2 months ago
jeff fafa dunham dot dot com
LMFAO thumps up if u agree
13Nesquik 2 months ago
Sounds like Peanut is saying 'assert your feelings Jefafa' instead of search.
candipie07 2 months ago
show your feelings jefafa dunham
anahosta 2 months ago
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anahosta 2 months ago
cool Im daddys little girl
BetseyTandyxz177 2 months ago
"Dude you need a tick-tac" XD
TheLaughingMatter123 2 months ago 47
@TheLaughingMatter123 u kno wat ur breath smells like?!?!?! DUN-HAMMM
JamieMusso12 2 months ago
@JamieMusso12 exactly XD
TheLaughingMatter123 2 months ago
@TheLaughingMatter123 Do you know what your breath smells like?
DUN-HAAAAAAAAM! X3
Radman1889 1 month ago
H-H-How the H-H-Hell did this get 109 dislikes ?!
Alanisawesome2 3 months ago 3
lol I love good company, slow music, candle lights
ElviaGeniazc879 3 months ago
the 109 people that dislike this pissed me off -fafa...
CTKIDS1994 3 months ago in playlist Jeff Dunham
the hell is wrong with you!?!?!?!?!?!
loguvna 3 months ago in playlist Jeff Dunham
peanut:what the hell was that?
jeff:wha-what
peanut: what did you just do?
jeff: i didnt do anything
peanut: YOU PICKED YOUR NOSE!?! (looks at the audience) DID YOU SEE THAT?
123369layla 3 months ago 3
Search your feeling Jefafa
DaArbitur 3 months ago
You know what your breath smells like? DUN-HAMMM
okmom23 3 months ago
I have never laughed so hard in my life. I love you Peanut. Its late at night and trying to keep my laughter down while waqtching this is extremely hard lol.
TwilightGrl2009 3 months ago 59
@TwilightGrl2009 yea hows that working for ya? cause I keep waking the kids up from laughing so hard
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My name is Nini, and I was raped before I died. I use to enjoy pain and now I inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped until I could no longer breathe. Those meanies now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too. I hate this too but I believe at the strike of 12 am, those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair. Those who repost this will get a kiss from their crush
kabuto01011995 3 months ago in playlist kabuto01011995's favorites
@kabuto01011995 oh, okay
carguy59541 2 weeks ago
insert your feelings jefa-fa
SSTPersona 3 months ago
you want to kill me, no i dont, yes you do no yes no yes no insert your feelings jefafa
pyrojohny 3 months ago
@pyrojohny its search your feelings... dumbass XD
azza5101 3 months ago
@azza5101 Its assert your feelings... xD
LexiebooGoesMoo 3 months ago
Search your feelings Jefafa
WhitePearlPincess16 3 months ago
Jefafa DUNHAM.... dot cooooom! xD xD xD
TheSonicJ 3 months ago
Best.In.The.Comedy.World.
SillySmiles14 3 months ago
am i pissing you off afa? lol. im going to name my kid jefafa dunHAM. first day of school: teacher: "whats your name?" kid: " Jefafa!" lol
lalapapa97 3 months ago
109 people have breath that smells like Dun Ham
Alottab0nez 3 months ago
oh wait you're a ventriloquist, make it talk!
hahaha! LMFAO!!
purplemagic98 3 months ago
i always find myself quoting peanut! hahaha
Cheergirl0697 3 months ago
lol i got a Ventriloquist Dummy ad lol
Fearstrike10500 3 months ago
Jefafa Dun-Ham Dot Com
Unforgiven95828 3 months ago 2
peanut needs some butter >>>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheSoccerghost 3 months ago
im i pissing u offafa ... jeffafa
gunner7bullet 3 months ago
the best
MrJason27071994 3 months ago
the 109 people who disliked this were from toyota
21jtjames 3 months ago
am i pissing you ofafa?? jefafa, dun-ham?? haha the best ! :))
KickAss090496 3 months ago 2
The crowd in this video annoy me they just clap at nearly everything slowing down the whole act its stupid.
StonedHedgehogFilms 3 months ago
4:00 best bit!
iblake12 3 months ago in playlist Jeff Dunham
@shineingpoppy4739
It's I'm so sick of this crap first then I've tried going solo lol
Freerealmsrocks1000 3 months ago
Lmfao: U FRIGGIN PICKED........ YER NOSE!!!!!
XD
Freerealmsrocks1000 3 months ago
OMG peautut cusssed! 1:05 F.O.C.U.S Fuck Off Cuss Ur Stupid
FanOfTheColts 3 months ago
Haha I love peanut!!! XD
Kwl427 3 months ago
i had to watch this episode about ten times just to realize that peanut only has one shoe... O_o PHAIL
DeRidderAirsoftJTF 3 months ago
Do you know what your breath smells like??
DUNHAMM... dot Com...lmao
akwesasne6pride 3 months ago
whenever i talk about Jeff, i have to make an actual effort not to say Jeff DunHAM...lol
TheDiamondGirl12 3 months ago
hmz Tell me your fantasies and let's make them a reality
ashleeVanpelt3554654 4 months ago
i keep think hes real XD
20BRIAN12 4 months ago
Am I pissing u off-fa-fa?
Lolol
Lmfao
elizabethrox259 4 months ago
108 ppl pressed the wrong button
disneylover888 4 months ago
peanut feels real to me!!! HAHA he is the man!!
music4life4chocolate 4 months ago in playlist Jeff Dunham..
HAM!!!
MegaUnknown43 4 months ago
peanut: WHAT! What the hell is wrong with you! We can not talk at the same TIME!
I talk you talk i talk you talk i talk you talk THATS IT!
FOCUS
i HAVE TRIED GOING SOLO XD
ShineingPoppy4739 4 months ago
peanut is funny as hell
NativeSk8boarder 4 months ago
yah I was at that show it was funny as hell, im the guy in the black adidas cap behind the big bald headed dude, im the one coverin my mouth when im laughing from 3:43 to 3:45, right after peanut says,"dude you need a tick tack" i love that i got to be on youtube an tv...awesome
TomCatDrummer26 4 months ago 3
@TomCatDrummer26 i saw u lol
lilmissblack07 4 months ago in playlist jeff dunham
you know what your breath smells like? done ham.....
Gamewalkthroughz3333 4 months ago 4
am I pissing you ofafa jefafa dun- ham.
twilighthplovacindy 4 months ago 3
Peanut; *Shakes head* Dude you need a tic tac !
Peanut; You know what your breath smells like.. DUNHAM.com
jw898dancer 4 months ago 22
@jw898dancer lol.dont 4get the preist lol.gay boy...neh,blu preist...*crash*uahaaa!.LOL!!!!!!
watch melvin,u'll hear the line "he'll sniff you're croch and lungs will come out you're ass!" bc he's talkin about supermans dog,Kripto.LOL!!!! Also wach the Jose Jalapeno on a Stick,omg,LOL!!!! My fav person is Acmed. Jeff-"How do u spell it?" Acmed-"wut?" Jeff-"ur name,how do u spell ur name? Acmed-"ok lets see,A....C.....FLEM".Agree if this a realy long comment lol XD.I got mor.....To Be Continued.
LookAtMeNowBitch2188 2 months ago
@jw898dancer i love that part! :)
buttercup4119 2 months ago in playlist Jeff Dunham
I LOVE YOU PEANUT <3333333
jw898dancer 4 months ago 3
Jefafa Dun ham.com. LMAO!!
jw898dancer 4 months ago 2
im i pissing u off fuh fah!!! XD
TheMonsterMota 4 months ago 2
jef fuh fah dunham .com
BlazeGoldenblood 4 months ago 2
Walter Made 108 Accounts to Dislike this. :(
tiger7love 4 months ago 77
i luv peanut i saw jeff in Philadalphia and got his doll
TheRaveygirl 4 months ago
I have a Peanut doll xD
XxNeverShoutIndiaxX 4 months ago
AM I PISSING YOU OFFAFA?
alucardrh 4 months ago 2
108 people didnt get the jokes!!
SkaterBoy4real1001 4 months ago
Jeh fah fah Dun Ham Dot Com!
GezzlesGirl 4 months ago
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WHAT?!!
you didn't do a very good job
lmao
warrengirl10 5 months ago
FOCUS
HBunited12 5 months ago in playlist jeff dunham 2
hahaahahaha the closed captions are hella funny on here
failshotz 5 months ago
IMO, he's the main event of the show and he star :D
jennxpenn21 5 months ago
after this video i went straight to jeffdunham. C O M XD
Subject942 5 months ago
AM I PISSING U OFF-FAFA??
theinuyashalovergurl 5 months ago 54
am i the only one that noticed the screaming girl that sounds like a bird in the beginning?
TheTechGuru246 5 months ago 2
we can not talk at the same time focus
and i keeped failing off this friking thing
isabella2146 5 months ago
peanut is epic!!!!!!!
isabella2146 5 months ago
As funny as this was, I still think Peanut's skit on Arguing with Myself and other appearances were waaayyy funnier than this one.
sunderking 5 months ago
Hahaha love it
TheBookworm0011 5 months ago
Jefafa Dun-ham .com lolz funny
i am so sick of this crap
OMG you just picked your nose
am i pissing you ofafa
percyjacksonlover62 5 months ago
The number of views is not enough.
METALLICAonly 5 months ago
Jefafa dun ham
Photosenior1 5 months ago
OH MY GOD! YOU FREAKIN PIIIIIIICKED!!! YOUR NOSE!!!! Funny shiz.
frustratedmusicman 5 months ago 3
am i pissing you offafa jefafa
TheAnimewatchergirl 5 months ago
peanut needs a new pair of shoes!
rere12596 5 months ago
I search your feelings JEFAFA
PublicRocketz 5 months ago
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'Am I pissing you off Jeff-fuh-fah?'
KlaineFangirl 5 months ago
jeff dun-ham XD
11112dylan 5 months ago
thats me :) but peanut sounds a lot like walter
11112dylan 5 months ago
Rue
PurplePastaMonster 5 months ago
DUNHAAAAMMMM ure the other white meat
mrdude628 5 months ago
i talk you talk thats it!
JuliRR1 5 months ago
@JuliRR1 FOCUS
bookevin2 5 months ago
@bookevin2 we can not talk at the same time!
JuliRR1 5 months ago 2
your the other white meat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
reelkid71 5 months ago
i love being in dcccc deeccceeeee lol he sings jhorrible but its histarricle
CPAPBADBOYZ 5 months ago