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  • " I saw death rising from the earth, From the ground itself, in one blue field, In stubbled colour. " Philip K. Dick, A Scanner Darkly

    (now that's a great book about pretty lil' flowers and shit :D)

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  • I LOL'd at the chicken scene; it's so damn fake... ...but now I want hot wings. mmmmmm....

  • Haha, when I searched for this film, you were the last person I expected to see.

    I liked the vid, you seemed less annoying when you were younger.

  • o my god someone kill this jerk

  • GET A HAIR CUT! HOW DO YOU SEE?!

  • @NoiseHarsh okay, its just that you thought i didn't like it because it was disgusting.

    I don't like it because because I think its a terrible film.

  • @TheAnthroFox There's no shame in not liking a film that is essentially 42 minutes of pointless gore.

  • @NoiseHarsh No, its just a pretty terrible film. I'm surprised he was able to find the revenue to make more of them.

  • fuck, i thought that dude was a chick. reason why i clicked on it

  • I really enjoyed Flowers of Flesh and Blood

  • It's a chicken..its getting its head cut off..yeah, what do you expect it to do? It was probably already dead, and btw, she was drugged, so she couldnt feel anything.

  • Scared emo kid.

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  • We still have fascists in Russia cutting people's heads off. Hundreds of dead every year from their attacks. No mention from the media at all ofcourse.

  • they made 4 of these films. i don't know how the guy was even allowed to make this second one.

  • Based on your review, it sounded hilarious. I laughed several times while you were talking, but that probably has more to do with your writing than the film.

  • John Carpenter's "The Thing" is one of my all-time favorites. Rob Bottin's finest work, in my opinion!

  • this guy had the exact same thoughts of the movie i had

  • I think most people don't get this guy's point: The movie is unrealistic in some ways and I agree. It's not that the effects aren't the best, it's just that the movie is an attempt at depicting heavy gore, but is just kinda screwed up (not in a gory screwed up way), as if the makers didn't quite know how certain things act and work. Like the woman not dying from blood loss or no blood coming from her fresh stumps and much too less blood in general.

  • Yeah, it's a silly movie, but something that gore hounds will love.

  • guy or girl?

  • These guinie pig series are just for entertainment. Don't know why anyone would want to see a real snuff film, but if you must..."3 guys 1 hammer" nuff said. I can't believe I agreed to watch it. My palms get sweaty when ever I think of it

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  • The movie is GOOD.

  • The movie is dumb you faggots that like it are just lonely wierd kids, get laid by a non ugly goth and/or fat chick that is easier then mario

  • your a faggot.

  • The chicken killed was actually dead. They killed it for the movie. So according to you blood looks like hot sauce.

  • Oh, and if you want to see real snuff filmsjust go to "theynz.com". just one of many sites where the real deal is...

  • @termometen that would be, theync.com

  • @MockEmpire ops. my bad. in Sweden z is pronounced the same as c in English xD

  • Retard...

  • I SAY THIS AGIN DUDE, FUCK OFF THIS MOVIE OWN YOUR FUCKING HAIR.

    I could watch a real snuff if it existed. No problems I love blood. (You are starting to like blood when you watch alot of bloody horror movies or splatters.) And I am not a cannibal just because *I take some flesh pieces of my fingers and then eat it. Yummy.

    I bet I got you noob!

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  • "You don't want to see this film anyways" Dude FUCK off I bet you never watch horrors.

    This is a classic movie and I love it. Asian horror 43V3R <3

  • hey that was a really great review! very thorough thanks!

  • well first of all, she doesn't wake up because she was given a large dose of a dissociative. 

  • Best. Movie. Ever. Save yourself 6 minutes of hearing him bag it out and just watch it - by the way... it's an underground film, banned in places, what the **** were you expecting?

  • its a remake of a real snuff, its what accually happened

  • yo this freak is nasty why the fuck is this sick fuck on the front page??

  • Why am i ever watching this, he's telling me the film, fuck this im offfffffff

  • I was wondering why you had people leaving negative comments and THEY were receiving reinforcement, and then you said "japanese horror film"..

    Its like insulting anime. The fans of such 'entertainment' mentally are, more often than not, completely incapable of not getting their way. They love anything that claims to be japanese, and they are as mindless and cult-like than any contemporary religion (with the exception of Islam.. they still openly murder you for disagreeing). El oh el.

  • I think this tranny should star in the next Guinea Pig film.

  • No wonder you wear glasses, your fucking gay ass hair is covering them. John Carpenter makes gay movies. I havent seen this movie youre reviewing but you definetely do not know how to do one. Furthermore the genre this movie is in is B-movie or horror cinema trash you fuckin cunt. Its not supposed to be Jerry Bruckheimer

  • you are not reviewing the film instead the special effects

  • Yeah, you should definitely eat a raw chicken and tell us if the blood taste like hot sauce. Good luck ^_^

  • Nice bunk bed, still living with mom?

    can't tell if your a guy or a girl?

    Most horrible review ive ever ever heard.

  • @ruideng111 It doesn't really matter if he missed the point of the movie. If he didn't like it, then he didn't like it. What could possibly be the point of Flower of Flesh and Blood? It's fucking stupid.

  • @jhonen32629 Yes. It was pretty fucking stupid. I didn't care for the movie either. It may have been great for 1985, but dammit man, the movie was absolutely POINTLESS.

  • @VVounded You're an idiot. He has a right to review movies, don't get butt hurt because he didn't like the movie and you did.

  • a real snuff film? the thing on which the movie was based on wasnt even a snuff film.

    in order for it to be a snuff film somone would have had to pay another to go out and murder someone else and make a video of it to sell and make a profit.

    sounds like the thing on which flowers of flesh and blood was based on was just some fucked up fan of a cartoonist. It was non profitable.

  • Shut up...your butterz!

  • ha ha ha Nice call you need to not be so funny your killing me ha ha ha

  • and who the hell sleeps on bunk beds at your age?!

  • wow. what an utter twat. missed the point completely. clearly does not have a clue about what he is talking about and has his head firmly up one's own anus. i dont even like the film.

  • fag?

  • Good job, you've described the special effects of an independent, low budget movie.

    Stop expecting such high quality from a 1985, independent Japanese gore film, fucking dumb ass.

  • YOUR AN UGLY UNEDUCATED MORONIC FAGGOT. KILL YOURSELF.

  • MOVE YOUR FUCKING HAIR OUT OF YOUR EYES

  • You are just another fred wannabe boy...a review tells about how the movies are made and not about a retard boy who didn t like it. Get a job...obviously u want to be like fred... news for u Fred sucks, u suck and u know it.

  • @Puppeteer16 2 things... 1. fred doesnt do reviews? but yeah he sucks.. 2. thats a girl

  • @nennypsycho srry for that but the fred thing is cuz is a gay boy on camera and that hair is a retarded version of fred's gay look thanks for reply =)

  • You are just another fred wannabe boy...a review tells about how the movies are made and not about a retard boy who didn t like it. Get a job...obviously u want to be like fred... news for u Fred sucks, u suck and u know it.

  • people were geting there heads cut off in 1985 its just the U.S wasnt using scare tactics about the middleeast

  • Maybe you didn't realise, but this is an exploitation film. It was made without continuity because it gave a desired effect. If anybody ever tried to make a snuff film, they certainly wouldn't give it any reasonable production value. FUN FACT: Charlie Sheen actually got high when he watched this with his friends.

  • Ok retard the movie that charlie sheen called the fbi about is a august underground movie called Mordum. and please no more reviews you have no idea what your talking about and what good movies are especially horror/gore movies.

  • hey can u review the french fim irreversible

  • I take it you were in the can during the bit where he drugged her.

  • Bloody hell people, do you really have to keep dissing this person out because of their opinion!

  • is the whole movie just the girl being kidnapped and tortured or does he go aftr anyone else or is the whole movie a man kidnapping a girl and then torturing her

  • @danthebubba No its all about that woman, it's pretty realistic.

  • do you know how drugs work? when you get certain drugs in you you dont just sleep, your whole body shuts down in a way

  • Charlie Sheen is a RETARD!

  • The murderer is a very funny, surrealistic person. I liked him. but if the film won't be so brutal, it would have been like a boring cooking show.

    So this is my opinion on the movie: Only for fans.

  • No shit she's "out of it". If you paid more attention to the movie SHE WAS DRUGGED! So you're saying that if you're drugged lke hell you're supposed to feel anything? -.- 

  • have you seen this freaks other videos? holy shit

  • he keeps talking about how she's not in pain and so forth, but if he paid attention he would have seen that the drug was supposed to produce pleasure in being dismembered.

  • im glad my teeth arent CORRIBLE!

  • dont tell me what i want to watch

    bitch

  • wow can you see your environment with this hairs in front of your glasses? ;)

  • Ugh... I am probably going to force myself to watch this movie, but I won't like it much.

  • Get a haircut, loser.

  • U R A FAG!!!

  • Hostel got more realistic stuff then this...

  • @Janitillo The movie was made in the 1980's -.- and Hostel sucked there wasn't any gore like the movie. Dumbass

  • get a life faggot

  • Ummmm.Considering the fact that my cousin has a copy of that movie.....ITS HAS ENGLISH SUBTITLES STUPID FUCK..

  • Please ZJ, do more reviews! ZJ please!

  • This review is sweet. I don't plan on seeing the movie, but I like how casual you are. "He's just chilling on the bed".

  • This isn't even a review. It's a recap. Barely even a recap...you've told us the entire story. Thank you for creating the audio book to Flower of Flesh and Blood.

  • This isn't even a review. It's a recap. Barely even a recap...you've told us the entire story. Thank you for creating the audio book to Flower of Flesh and Blood.

  • Wait so is this the one where she fry's her hand, and starts to eat it?

  • watch Guinea Pig the devils experiment

  • yes that's exactly what i was thinking. this movie doesn't work anymore.

    for me it's kind of funny that a movie actor actually thought this was a real snuff movie ... i mean it's so obvious... maybe i can't imagine how it was in 1985, i was 6 years old. but today this is not very disturbing.

  • One of the most brutal, horrifying films ever made in the annuls of cinematic history.

    Oh and....Cut your hair kid

  • @RottenTreat I LIKE his hair. 

  • @RottenTreat gotta grow the hair long for his cross dressin escapades

  • @RottenTreat I have to disagree with you on this one. Brutal, yea. Horrifying? No. ... It isn't even an important film. I see these top 10 lists, written by people who don' t know there asshole from a hole in the ground, and this film is listed around 5 or 6. It has it's small moments the first time you see it, but other than that, it is definitely lacking. Good for 1985 though.

  • @RottenTreat This film is only horrifying in the sense of the idea. The actual film is boring and the only disturbing part is that someone made it. It's no more gory than anything else out there. I have seen it listed as number 1 on a couple of all time gore lists. It's campy. I've seen alot of horror and I had a harder time watching dead alive than this crap. August Underground wins.

  • @RottenTreat SOOOOOO.... he cant have long hair if he chooses to and he has to listen to your sleezy comment?.

  • do your fucking research first you fucking retard. you should of read what kind of film this is.  what the fuck did you expect? a big budget cookie cutter pussy whipped glossy michael bay film? stop fucking reviewing films ya dumb bitch. oh by the way, wash your fucking hair.

  • ZJ, could you do a review for Snuff 102? I heard it was extremely disturbing.

  • dork

  • r u a girl or boy?

  • excuse me zj I have question are transgender now?

  • you suck.

    Go watch Saw 5

  • dude this is worste

  • review? your just going through the plot.

  • brb looking this up

  • a: she was sedated when he cut off her hands

    b: he gave her a drug that the more pain he inflicts on her the hornier she gets so why would she want him to escape?

    anyone who likes constant gore that looks more real that any other movie ever made i highly recommend it.

  • .....I never watched it but it was disturbing that Japan said this movie is for 15+ while most of the western countries said it's all BANNED or 18+.............

  • @Inuhunter this movie cannot possibly be 15+ in japan. this movie and cannibal holocaust is the most realistic and most violent movie ever made

  • Ah..the reason I said it's only 15+ in Japan it's because at the beginning of the movie the warning message in Japanese says: not suitable for people under 15....so....maybe I read it wrong but I'm pretty sure that's what it says

  • uhm hi i think that movie was pretty good actually not the best but deffinnitly not the worse which is what your making it out to be and anyway who are you to say how great or crappy movies are?? and btw what are you a guy or a girl??

  • This guy knows nothing about horror films....

  • Uhm, it's because she is high, that's why she doesn't scream...

  • *girly scream* EW! I FRIGGING HATE M WORDS! EW!

  • thnx bro, i actually wanted to watch it just cuz im curious about it, but after that comments i changed my mind ^^

  • I kinda hate YouTube. Every jackass with a video camera can post a video of themselves. What makes this douche think they're qualified to review films? Because he (or she?) has no friends and because of that spent a large amount of time inside watching movies and T.V.? Nobody wants to hear a fag (or lez) like you review anything!!!!! How about you get a haircut, shower, change your clothes and go and see the world and stop wasting server space for your gay videos. And go get laid already!

  • get a haircut flubber

  • He did. This video is almost a year old.

  • You ugly fuck.

  • poop head

  • lol this girl needs that movie treatment.

  • lol dude we can see you reading your pathetic review even though that tranny hairdo is trying to block it.

  • ru a alien? sometimes yor a girl and you switch back er sumthin

  • such beautiful red flowers blossom from her wrists.

  • Out of all the voices that exist, I can't stand these types(no offense). It's like, people who have it try to to talk while keeping the mouth as closed as possible or something, idk.

    You have the verbiage to be a movie critic, BUT, you have to learn how to go off the top of the head(highly recommended) or, memorize what you're saying, cause reading it off a screen just ruins the delivery.

  • also the drug makes pain in to pleasure thats why she doesnt scream.

  • it was baced of a manga the snuf flim was just a rumor.

  • YOU ARE HORRENDOUS.

    Just fuck off until you get a clue about films.

    Idiot.

  • By the way, I dont like the movie at all, I'm just saying :).

  • You said she didn't care that the dude cut her hands off. And yes, she doens't care. Because she is full of drugs! He has numbed her so she cant feel anything. Research Mr. ZJempTV.

  • I feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight.

    Maybe I'm gross but that bleeding hot sauce thing is making me hungry.

  • the film is awesome! THE SICKER THE BETTER!

  • Someone wanted you to review a movie. But you reviewed special effects instead. Thats ok , it just show how unaware you are of your lack of reviewing skills. To the point: i can hardly image a FBI investigator investigating whether it is a true snuff film DID NOT see it was fake and you thought it was so obvious. You should be a a FBI investigator or something. "For a movie about graphic mayhem it is even manages to be boring" that's quite a statement for a film shown to the FBI...

  • Not really.

  • @ZJemptv You're retarded.

  • @ZJemptv umm... yes really. every1 is criticizing on here for a reason, because ur fucking retarded and dont know shit about movies u fukin ugly bastard. go become an FBI investigator since u know everything man... yea man....... go fukcing die, i really mean it......... "DIE!" from the bottom of my blackened heart

  • @VanRippestein. If you're looking for an Aristotelian analysis of this movie I think anyone would be hard pressed to pull that off. There are no characters (ie - development), no Story, little Music, and little Dialogue. This movie is ONLY special effects. I unfortunately have seen it too. Watch it yourself and try to do better. He good a good job summarizing it and offering his opinion, which is, by all accounts, a review.

  • @VanRippestein This film was investigated by the FBI in fact there is an Agent talking about it in 2008's Snuff: A Documentary About Killing on Camera also the documentary Do snuff movies exist? its one of the reason they released the Making of.=)

  • Boy/Girl?

  • I think it's a girl with a manly voice.

  • a la verga puto chinga tu madre pareces puto con esa greña

  • Wait a minute, are you a boy or a girl?

  • omg u looke so gay thet i have to go Throw up on WC 5 times...

  • bitch

  • The principal behind this film is that it is not a movie, its a film.

    During the 80s, there was a huge uproar with extreme movies, like Cannibal Holocaust, being banned. Upon banning films the demand and profit skyrocket, This film was made, intent on being banned and still is today.

    Q. What would you sell, knowing that people want what they cant have?

    A. Sell what they cant have!

    The filmmakers didn't care what it looked like, as long as it offended censors and got banned.

    Genius really

  • you are a fool

  • I love gorey horror films but this is just awful. I don't see how it's entertaining on any level.

  • About 1 minute of this video was an actual review. Everything else was just you explaining what happens in the movie. Try not to do that with other reviews. Thanks.

  • This film is pure genius

  • flower of flesh and blood is the favorite movie of every serial killer. i am not making that up.

    but on another note, if you want something really fucked up that is more current, look up "august undergrounds mordum". supposedly it is the most fucked up movie ever made. i wouldn't know though.

  • That movie's not "Fucked up"; it's a retarded attempt at horror. More like an angry adolescent's wet dream IMO.

  • Keyword "supposedly".

  • No. It's really bad. Rape scenes are unconvincing, no gore whatsoever and just a boring shitty amateur film.

  • Well, I will take your word for it.

    But on another note, what would you consider the most fucked up movie ever made?

  • Well, in terms of gore or head fuckery?

    1408 is in my opinion the best physiological thriller, and martyrs is the best horror/thriller.

  • 1408? Really? Personally i think Jacobs ladder is one the most head fucking movies out there, but whatever rocks your boat.

  • August Underground Mordum! hands down, I dont actually recommend you see it. that is worse than 1408 in terms of both gore and head fuckery, Really dont see it unless you want to be really disturbed.

  • The way that you are uninterestedly describing this makes me think of myself. I'm fairly certain that what you are doing in this video is how I would go about describing a horror film that I didn't like, but didn't necessarily hate.

  • wats snuff film?????

  • A porn/murder movie. To be short-saying.

  • a snuff film is when the character is ACTUALLY killed.. think of vacancy 2. the movie that the hotel owners are trying to create is a snuff film... it where the individual/s is/are being hunted by an actual killer and ultimately killed by him/her

  • you spoild it for me asshole

    no go watch mermaid in a manhole