Half Life 2: Episode 3 - THE BOAT.

[Unknownnoob1234]

What the

[LyricsGuy12]

THE GORDON GRABBER!!

[LyricsGuy12]

YOU... YOU USED THAT IN THE NEW GARRYMON EPISODE YOU SLY FUCK..

[shackaduck]

Lemons OMG Lemons LLLEEEMMMOOONNNSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Arto572]

So... Ep3 takes place in gm_construct!

[MarkoFPS]

@Arto572 no it takes place in ur pajamas

[Arto572]

@MarkoFPS türa jää vait, tont.

[TheMatek392]

Who locks this video in 2011?

Like!

[ipadize]

lol is this from LuckyNoLucky?

[Taking1n1]

I couldn't stop laughing

[9bloodstrom]

@Taking1n1 it was funny but not like absolutely hilarious

[Taking1n1]

@9bloodstrom I have a higher sense of humour

[9bloodstrom]

@Taking1n1 kind of strange one :P

[Taking1n1]

@9bloodstrom strange what

[NwoSwat]

i wasn't pissed off

[PasanaFrancis]

THEY NEVER RELEASED A GAME WITH A 3 IN IT

L4D 1 & 2

HL 1 & 2 W/ EP 1 & 2

TF 1 & 2

Portal 1 & 2

[FranknessProductions]

@PasanaFrancis WE'RE DOOMED

[HunterOfHalfLife]

@PasanaFrancis Okay. Half-Life 2: Episode Three:D

[CrazeeWeegeMan47]

@PasanaFrancis

VALVE CAN'T COUNT TO THREE!

D:

[R33C399]

@PasanaFrancis valve doesn't know how to count to 3 

[isokessu]

lol xD Valve still haven't finish Half Life 2 sequel and it's 2011. wtf are they doing then? episode 1 and together 2 took like 3 years and even that was long time but episode 3 has taken 5 years now..

[shackaduck]

@isokessu Valve does take a long time to make games but I would rather wait 5 years for a game with virtually no errors than have a game like Fallout: New Vegas with 100 of glitches(took them 2 years to make) So I think it's worth the wait.

[isokessu]

@shackaduck. I agree with the bug thing but Valve wasn't using all their time in episode 3 when they made Left for Dead 1, 2 and Portal 2

[shackaduck]

@isokessu They are a smaller company so it would take them longer to make games for they can only do so much at a time.

[isokessu]

@shackaduck Valve was pretty small when they made Half Life1 but they're pretty big now and they have money.

[cvbbot]

now u can just attach a wire grabber and have it grab gordon, simple

[max34101]

some one needs a health pack.

[CptBritish]

This is actually epic... xD

[RechterKill]

from where did you get the model from Gordon Freeman?

[Yui7131]

Gordon Grabber.....lol....wahahahahah­ahaha

[skullrimer]

thats is fucked up

[Coptersa007]

ugly video

[komandercapish]

hey alyx have new face??

[MisterJetta]

No. XD

[Elektroshock1000]

ahahahahahaha ......nice video ...you are a genuous xD

[steviem077]

john freeman xD

[TheLuvis4suckers]

Nice boat.

[brett1057228]

1:13 looks ia if he flings evry thing away

[Lukonic1]

no...

[MHCLANPS3]

The way you animated them by just using ragdolls made it more Funny, Take no notice of the Trolltubers. The Voice over was great aswell. If you want to help in Machinima feel free to stop by my channel and see what we do. Could use your voice in the HL2 multiplayer playthrough series we are working on if your up for it. Send me a private message if you are or if you want to know more.

[crackmaster88]

"gordon grabber" xD LOL

[picklesandgravy1]

this was kickass! GREAT JOB! MAKE A SEQUEL!!!!

[skate3745]

great ripoff of djy1991...but since its a vid response to half life full life consequences,i guess its okay!Cool vid

[costybarbu]

nice video dude !

[BBeret]

Wrong! The grammar is too good for a HL:FLC spin-off!

Instead of "will the Gordon Grabber be able to work?", you should've written "will Gorden Graber can work?"

[catfish2100]

This made me laugh a bit. I wonder if you guys could make it with a better story and funnier faces. Then you'll have yourselves a master piece.

[xinguon119932]

Thumbs up if you found ths video trying to found Half Life Episode 3

[RedVetsHurley]

Gorden cant swim lol

[PunkyGirlx3]

lol nice video xD

[eminemlover141]

hahahaha

[RavenholmHunter]

HL2 EP3 will take place on gm_construct :P

[Thebatkinz]

0_o

[iamputingarandomname]

song in the end?

[rempakos]

lol this is greek music from 1800+ year i think i am greek :D the music is when gordon and his brother where is the yellow car :P

[qwertyuiop246603]

they both hafe 12 HP so tahts why gordon cant swim

[Ramirez1953]

12 health

[Chawz1337]

lol cl_drawhud 0 plz

[realHyperJerk]

@Chawz1337

lol 2 year old video

[qwertyuiop246603]

@realHyperJerk NOW 3 YEARS YAY :)

[TEHL33MONESS]

Water doesn't kill Gordon... GORDON KILL WATER!

[TheVirtigo]

You know is kinda wannabe? :/

[MEBLAofSOF]

damn you tricked me xD! still funny

[1MasterKirby]

gordon cant swim? xD

[Tamerman1000]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahaha!

[guitarherolegend55]

this is hilarious

[johnbob123a]

lol

[json10000]

Where did this John Freeman guy who is supposedly Gordon's bro come in?

[lisabob22]

r u trying to copy the better john freeman

[themuddybunny3]

i couldn't stop laughing this was to funny

[AnimeFreak0000]

John Freeman must be really unhealthy to have 12 health the entire time.

[CKDD83245]

AWWWesome!The best gmod video.What1s the music?

[jasonbladex]

realHyper Jerk im afraid this is all fake becuz u forgot 2 very important things.billymays, and.................CHUCK NORRIS

[stracqua91]

poor boy



[captainmiles96]

Don't know why people don't like this. I think it's fawking halarious.

[marcostomasbogado]

Genius!!! 

[MehdenMax]

he went very SLOWLY ! XD

[LangStrife]

Awesome video man, I love your voice :D

[Random7Guy]

I lol'ed

[Ironhorse2123]

nice man

[jwktje]

"So he started building..." Made me LOL

[Latvietis96]

nice :D

[evildoom6]

so. damn. funny/retarted

[zalkarn]

Not real creator. Don`t speak right.

[MrSatternJr]

its so fail its win *head explodes* NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!!!!

[KllopZ]

Lol the title is so misleading. Funny vid btw.

[mrpersonguydudeman]

seen's it was lovely day

[MrDorixD]

1:16 :D

[MrTabarnaco]

where the hell come the floating door xD

[95Navigator]

Dont listen to those commentaries, man, i LOVE this video.

If this is your first machimina, congratulations!!

I love your voice when you say "I called TEH GORDON GRABBER!!!"

And the sequel is even better.

Like I said, dont listen to those retarded commentaries, man. They just are envious of your awesome video!!

[RavenholmHunter]

John Freeman found Floating doors . You are the next Machinima 5/5

[predatortheme]

when i watched this, i really had to look for the user name because i thought Djy1991 did make this, you should have continued for another episode xD

[TheMetalfreak360]

That's just a freakin' bathtub with a traffic cone attached to it behind. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EPIC!!!

[Soupiertoaster]

nice :D and the other guys that hate this video why do you watch it if you hate it nao if you don't like it dont watch and leave comment 5/5

[vireksongha]

gordon freeman jordon freeman brothers

[pantsman231]

guys shut up atleast he can do better than you

[Blaggstar]

you seen too much Titanic

[svoilyi]

GORDEN FRIMN!!

[CMRage]

wow is this ever damaged lol

[Armen1941]

lol

[Slovakolarik1]

this shit is hilarious. it kills me. ur too good my friend

[quiksilverryan]

good attempt!

[kokohero]

I doubt this is really the real ep3..looks like fan made. Sorry ppl!!

[HMHProductions1]

@kokohero

lol fake and gay

[DesertRat22225]

Pretty fuckin good for a first video! Good job!

[TheRealFreeman1]

12 Health

[here4good]

"gordon grabber"? gross!

lol

[killer102065]

lmao 0:41 nooooooooo!!!!

[kosmo0pl]

Cooooool xD

[helsharidy123]

zomg faaaaake!!!

:3

[edgardo857]

puto eedeededededede mierda

[megaryu12345]

0:04 wtf guys on right lol

[Halfer1]

ZE GROSSE PACKUNG!!!!

[RiderCore]

garrys mod

[kounelokalaburis]

is the music in the end from zorba?

[iezekhil124]

@kounelokalaburis  No, nat zorba, its from an old greek movie which name i dont really remember..:/

[ilikepienotu]

Boat fail:)

[lolcoil123]

garrys mod :P

[Ghorel]

0:57

John Freeman knew what had to be done by him and live up to his family name and face FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES!

[4moSuka]

cooooooooool

[RobloxBlue348]

haha the zombie broke the boat!

[imsofreakingninja]

This isnt bad at all :)

If anything, it was entertaining ^-^

[tperedfox]

lol 1:16  priceless

[Onox792]

cl_drawhud 0

[SpawnThemAll]

Is a console command.

[bricemathieu]

Nooooooooooooo!

ah gosh loads of fun :D

[Frooglar]

D= Alota unwarrented raeg against you. Didn't realize dij actually had a fanboy following.

I thought this was fine though, pacing seems a little slow, but it wasn't bad.

[juank0517]

jaja its great

[realHyperJerk]

A lot of rage for someone who I've never had the pleasure of knowing.

[vcolon12]

Biggest PEACE OF SHIT VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN!

[realHyperJerk]

Peace, dude.

[LibertyFire2010]

@realHyperJerk lol at vcolon12, man it was pretty good :)

[lbIeesel]

tryin to be DJ1991 but fail

[realHyperJerk]

tryin to get an erection but fail

it's a tribute, dumbass.

[realHyperJerk]

I think you should die in a fire.

This is my first Machinima dude, I've made ones better than this. Besides, there are worse than this.

So, for the good of the public and for my sanity... Shut up... please...

[lbIeesel]

ive seen your "gordons Rescue" Machinima, and i have to say, it was even worse then this... and thats saying something, maybe machinima making just isn't your thing, try music video making or something like that

[SpawnThemAll]

Well you seem to be a man of high standards, why not climb into a hole and die.

[ShupaNaraic]

Oh stop moaning about whether you like the video or not, you dont need to make a big deal out of it.

[hellbri]

@realHyperJerk WTF is your point this was fun He dident make this video to convince you he probally dont even know you..

[ApocalypX]

@lbIeesel Point invalid. You can't even spell the account.

It's Djy1991. Sigh.

[ch0k0latemuffin]

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan thats so stupid but not as stupid as me and my PANTS that smell like my SHIRT wich smells like cheese but not that cheese that smells like SHOES i mean this cheese that smells like real cheese made from plants what means that its no REAL cheese and makes this comment USELESS and STUPID...........nice vid :P

[Raond11]

FUCK YOU ALLLLL!"¤!"#¤!

[LucaGroenendijk]

lol this is more NO LIFE 2

[stoudbaker]

NO!

[guitarmeeuw]

lol

[EldarWarhost]

lololol nice

[Bonlonful]

No :D.Only fake.This is gmod 9!

[bugsfilms]

is there realy a episode 3?

[VaelVictus]

lol

[PunisherFromTheHell]

thats sick :)) 5*

[killercx]

ahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha  lol

[Michalt441alt]

LOL @ No.

[fainyance11]

lol gordon grabber has a red medics hand!

[biokey]

fukin hilarious

[glazer699]

Niiice!

[zukriuchen]

Not that funny because of how it was made (the annoying HUD, for example) but the idea is great, I admit I really lol'd at the "Gordon Grabber"

[realHyperJerk]

@zukriuchen Yeah, first machinimas have their flaws, I know how to fix the HUD, in the description I explain my tale of pain. Thanks anyway, the gordon grabber seems to be a fan favorite

[zukriuchen]

Oh, I just read that it's your first Gmod video. Pretty cool for a first one :D

And the HUD I gave just as an example. Another things that annoys me in this video is that sometimes the clips could be shorter, even though they aren't long there are a few unnecessary seconds on the video.

[Piff000]

gordon graber=))

[MATEE10000]

fucking goood!!! :D :D

[SbStRd]

the narration is awesome, but it's too grammaticaly correct :D

see, we're used too much to the squirellking's script... :D

[muninen]

Uhmm... 0:27 Hud says 12 hp... How the hell you managed to do that? XD

[namaikatiusernamea]

Love IT :D

PS:Sirtaki FTW

[Smarkenham16]

i like it! HaHaH XD, lol@ "NO!"

[kimonap]

greek music at the end?:D

[Guidus125]

LOlz, that way of building at 1:20 is really cartoony XD

[PivotStorm]

whats the song at the end?

[ToasterFerret]

You need to remake the Full Lie Consequences videos with this voice. You're voice is MADE for voiceover.

[MoneyPirate]

this is almost like a rip-off of full life consequences

[realHyperJerk]

@MoneyPirate

Maybe if you used your brain you'd be able to stop and think: "Maybe, just maybe, this is a tribute... an addition to the grand chapters of John Freeman's life". If that simple thought never occoured to you, you could always read the description to read exactly: "This is not a rip off of the other John Freeman themed videos, it is merely a homage/spoof of those."

Knowledge is power.

[MoneyPirate]

i dont wana start a arguement but i said ALMOST a rip off and i did read the description

[Alchemestry]

THE BOAT!!!

[naberoo123]

heh i like it =)

[4evercombinekiller]

i remember driving the dune buggy into the water

and busting it in hl2-ha i either could have hoofed it 30,000,000000 miles or restarted. :D