Jackie Mason '08 Vlog18 The Trappings of Wealth and Status 4

[JCollin04]

These are jokes people.. Stop getting offended..he's a comedian

[orbis2009]

I've loved this guy since I was a kid when I first heard him say, "now I know we can talk, we're all adults and adultresses here..."

[faelismaegnus]

Jackie! REAL Cajun food is down home and basic good eatin'. Of course you shouldn't eat it because you think it makes you cool. BLACKENED fish is not CAJUN, it's BURNT! I'm a Cajun, Jackie, please don't down my cuisine without coming down to South Louisiana and trying it yourself. Or maybe you're just a big city Jewish man who likes Yankee food! You tell me!

[DeepHauz]

fantastic! lol

[rogermoore27]

Hey! I like Jackie Mason.

[wallstreetfox]

Jackie talks about how ballet is indescribable but if you watch Chinese Oriental folk dance you will come away with

knowing you have seen something more than beautiful that has touched your soul. Ballet dancers have as many injuries as football players but Chinese Oriental dance is very gentle. On the dancers and your well being.

Check it out if you don't believe me. If you

don't enjoy ballet try something new!!

[jenkinss5]

UK's No1 Fan, ain't dat the truth!!

[DevineMortal]

I like sushi so kill me, anything burnt I won't eat though, I like my meat tender.

[BTR667]

boint fish hahaha jackie i love you

[karlenildo]

LIXO

[johnsmdm]

look, wealth & status are written into our genes..low status gets you NO access to females, high status allows an ugly old prick like Hefner to get access to 4 blondes..the raw fish comment is antisemitic, I am appalled sirs..

[PriaNorm]

Do neocons like this man ever serve in military or do they just want war aslong as others are fighting it for them

[DeepHauz]

in russian, we call people like you a suhar. aka...if i had a vagina, it'd getdry from listening to you. -

you walk into a room and everyone's toes curl probably.

stop being a fuckin' buzzkill and lighten up.

[PriaNorm]

DeepHauz in russian, we call people like you a suhar. aka...if i had a vagina, it'd getdry from listening to you. -

you walk into a room and everyone's toes curl probably.

stop being a fuckin' buzzkill and lighten up.

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ahh yes russia a 3rd world corrupt sewer which consist of drunks and a military only capable of fighting civilians and weak nations. I suspect like most Russian men you do have a vagina. Taliban would say you do.

[lombard34]

Awesome video.

[Bradford1966]

I miss Carson and Shlitz beer.

[tonythehammer]

My dad was a self taught Austrian born artist/musician and athlete my mom was born in Italy We all love your comedy I remember you from Variety shows in the fifties I'm am very glad to hear your political views You make alot of sence your a great American

[sr71atomica]

LOL! Great points about all of those things. Though I must point out, not ALL Cajun food is blackened/burnt...witness the jambalayas, gumbos, and etouffées as examples...

I totally agree with you about sushi: I won't touch it. Period. The only reason I'm putting raw fish on my plate is so the Mongolian barbecue chef can cook it with the vegetables I've added to that plate. Great points all around, Jackie. Keep them coming.

[lucie408]

ur kind....thanks for ur advice

[turntapzap]

I love you Jackie.

[entertainmentgiant]

I learned something!

[camsamdan]

Heh Nakedbison- is it me or do you have a habit of repeating yourself, repeating yourself!! oh no think its got me also!!

He he

[nakedBison]

the junk produced by pablo picasso is no competition for the works of michaelangelo and rembrandt. sushi tastes like salty, wet paper and is no competition for chocolate candy, pizza, or meat. cajun food is burnt food? now i am glad i never ate it. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Ronald Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[horizonteazul]

i don't have a problem with sushi.,i don't like most fish!

gefilte & fried fish welcome,& only made by me & lekuved shabes..

picasso? i've never liked his paintings either..

[nakedBison]

gefilte fish with horseradish and mayonnaise is about a billion times more delicious than that wet, salty paper they call sushi. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Ronald Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[huckabeeiswinning]

I may not agree with Jackie on candidates but I hereby nominate Jackie as the nicest guy on the web!

[tylertexasrocks]

Great video!!!

[moredelaysfrompro]

Jackie- you were great on Kimmel! I wanted to see you dance with Janet!

[PhydeWice]

Someone could tell me how great sushi is, but I'll never find out. I won't risk getting food poisoning over something as simple as cooking that thing up. Although I do like wasabi with a steak now and then. Also, I always thought that cajun had to do with spiciness, not how burnt the food is.

[MickPsyphon]

ROTFLMHO!!!

Jackie, you ARE the Ultimate!

Love ya!

:)

Keep'em coming.

[wiiiilbur]

Jackie, you couldn't be more right! Now, I DO like Cuban Cigars.

[NWesterner]

Jackie is absolutely precious. He's a national treasure.

[TorahJudaismIsrael]

BS"D

Good one, Jackie!

[camsamdan]

True genius is Mr Mason!!

Glad he is my friend!

Cameron in Scotland

[TheUltimateJew]

Cameron, I'll see you in 09 in Scotland ..come backstage to say hello

[MrNanny]

Truth

[TalkingRoland]

Hysterical video!

[BilliHeathMusic]

Hi Jackie, I'm stiil laughing, very funny

thanks for sharing.

Billi

PS I gonna try to make the March 18 show

[ZacK77k77]

funny vid. i actually like raw fish... sushi not as much, but it's still good

[Tallacus]

Jackie you rule!

[jenniferandbok]

I love you Jackie!!! Tell it baby! Stay classy!

[TallBrooklynGuy]

rav yankiff maybe on my way back from a ballet performance that i am pretending to enjoy i will have a serving of sushi which i pretend to like to eat.

funny and true!

thanks again rabbi.

[nakedBison]

i would rather see some new motion picture flick while eating my kosher hot dogs over at The Grove in Los Angeles. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Ronald Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[Howlinblind]

Wait are you saying Piccaso is dead? when did this happen? I miss The news one week.. and a world artist dies. shezzz!!!!

[Howlinblind]

If I had said I under stand a Piccaso my phyciatrist would say I was crazy

[shimsand]

You are a funny guy. I might even go see you. But, does "The Ultimate Jew" have to perform on Shabbos? Wrong name bro!

[thesixdaywhore]

only gays don't like cajun food!

[nakedBison]

why would anybody eat burnt food? President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Ronald Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[thebestogre1234]

Oh come on Jackie, don't put down cajun food. I love blackened catfish. It tastes so good. I promise I wont eat it to be fancy, just because it's so good. Can I please eat my cajun guilt free?

[gola121212]

Hi Jackie!

This is Goldie,

I am never disappointed with your humor.

Sy loved you and so do we.

All my friends are going to see you in LA,

We too will try, if we can't make it, I told them to buy your DVD's for me.

Regard,

Goldie J

[rebeccajones125]

Listen dude, whatever you think of sushi is fine, but if you ever wanna get laid you better learn to like it BECAUSE CHICKS DIG SUSHI, its true!!!

[nakedBison]

but do hot sexy babes crave a guy's throbbing manhood? that is the only question important to us manly men. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Ronald Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[jmelf80]

You are right about Picasso's art sucks!!!

[lovebugay1112]

You are absolutely right Jackie, Cajun cooking is just a coverup the poor quality meats they use!

[jennifersantacruz]

You are a racist against Arcadians, one day Arcadia will rise again and will make you eat blackend gefilte fish!

[nakedBison]

who the heck are arcadians? did they invent the penny arcade? President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Ronald Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[lawofficedeb]

Jackie are you kidding sushi is great!

[raquelaida125]

One time I was at a museum, and these nerdy professor types were laughing because the museum hung a Picasso painting sideways, its kind of like hanging it upside down, True story!

[flrs80]

UGH sushi!!! I agree with you Jackie it is so disgusting!!!

[nakedBison]

sushi tastes like salty, wet paper. yeeech! President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Ronald Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[macncheese98]

Picasso was my grand-pa you cock. Well, not really, but what if he was? Don't talk bad about peoples grand-pas Jackie.

[gabyboca721]

If you at more sushi, you could be cool like me and all the other upper west siders you poop!

[christina8647]

If you do more of this stuff, I may find I like you

[Verlch]

Raw food won't kill you. We need the enzymes. Now if your immune system is suppressed, that's a different story maybe.

[xiarra69]

I am a liberal democrat, a little left of Stalin, yet you always make me laugh. I like being mad at you

[milo98ju78]

Shame on you mason! You make me laugh so much.

[poiu780]

Those Nazi bastards. Picasso, Hirohito, and Ron Guidry they can all go to hell the whole lot of 'em

[nakedBison]

isn't ron guidry a pitcher for the new york yankees? President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Ronald Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[Will0Wisp]

Great advise Jackie. That's the way I live :) The heck with everyone elses opinion. I'm the one I have to live with. Are you my Dad? Well my Uncle Jackie at least :)

[hannahgianna1]

I like sushi and I am poor. Raw fish is good, but not al sushi is raw fish. Know your stuff!

[angelina7880]

Never never never talk ill of sushi. That's all I have to live for

[nakedBison]

switch to chocolate instead. it is healthier for you anyway, and it will make you happier. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Ronald Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[xesiria]

You the man Jackie!

[ertyuik69]

Great as always sir. Keep this status series coming. I love it. I love sending them to my nouveau riche brother-in-law to show him what ass he makes of himself!!!!

[TheBaugh]

Jackie, you don't know good eatin'. "Boynt" fish as you call it is damn spicy. It's so much better than "Unboynt" fish. Try some cajun sometime. You'll love it. BTW great work on picasso

[ordinarypeople9876]

I ate sushi once Jackie, and the next day I had worms in my stomach. Swear to God! It made me so sick I looked like I was a Picasso painting. How weird you did a blog on sushi and Picasso.

[irommboj]

Sushi is good you big jerk. Why do yo have to bust balls about sushi. Im not rich. I dont eat sushi to feeel rich. I eat it because it tastes good. As for Picasso, you're right, and Cajun food is just bad!

[zo1dberg]

Bah, get over it you big sook!

You're right though - sushi... sashimi... yummmm... mix up some wasabi and soy, dip it in and you be drooling like Homer Simpson in no time...

[jgoekojgh]

My wife is a Cajun cook too. All these years, who knew?

[5taestacion98]

If Picasso wasn't spanish you would probably like him, you meanie!!!!

[nakedBison]

if picasso would actually paint like a normal human being, we would probably like his paintings, you meanie! President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Ronald Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[jewishprincess4]

Great stuff Jackie, Love your blog!

[newmanpi1]

Jackie, Right now I am eating Sushi on picasso painted plates. Right on Jackie!!! Great Video work ,love the lighting.

[SirWinstonChurchill]

Jackie, why don't you have a television show like Johnny Carson did?

The late night television shows all need writers, but you can do it all on your own. I vote for the Jackie Mason Live show right after the news...

[Muzaloth]

that's some smart advise from a gentleman who's not so easy to fool.. keep it real

[JupiterGodZeus]

I like your style! Thanks for the video. Although some of us actually do like sushi, I've lived in Japan for years and I find it delicious and healthy. I'm with you on that stupid, ugly, self-important art of the last hundred years people pretend to like. "Painting upside down for 9 years without noticing" LOL! Classic!

[OurMutualFriend]

A painting is fuck all without a nail and a piece of string anyway!!!

[DarcPrynce]

Keep telling it like it is, Jackie!

[OurMutualFriend]

"Raw fish has killed more Jews than the Nazis" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOL.

[huckabeeiswinning]

Huckabee 2012!

[CanadianBeaver]

Peace and Love!

[comedyliker]

Great stuff jackie- keep the comedy coming- i get bombarded with politics every days- you make me laugh!

[liketokissmyown]

I'd like to be trapped by wealth

[mypurseexploded]

Sushi??? bleech

[nakedBison]

exactly how i feel about sushi! to me, it tastes like salty, wet paper. yeech is right! and furthermore, President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Ronald Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[depthofconviction]

You're hysterical Jackie! tried to get tickets for your first saturday night on bway and its sold out already! you're bigger than zepplin!

[archiegishere]

Great video Jackie

[ICBM2007]

hahahaha, picasso upside down! heres a piece of fish i forgot to cook it. loooooool

[davidlachnicht]

i think that makes eggs 'glamorous', because no one would call them what they really are. hah!

[RatkoUSA]

ani mevin bedijuk

[cerdo24]

cajun is actually a collection of spices.

[nakedBison]

the healthiest of all spices are garlic, cayenne pepper, turmeric, and ginger. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Ronald Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!