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  • I'm with Chuck. And I'm also NOT on today's roundhouse kick list.

  • 38 people have had there heads crush by chuck's badass thighs

  • Chuck Norris spends too much time practicing his moves, and should instead read a science textbook from time to time.

  • I don't who I hate more Chuck Norris or tgwtg

  • how are your catholic friends creationists when even the vatican accepts evolution?

  • Bruce lee only won because chuck norris allowed him to

  • the chuck norris jokes are so old. chuck norris is fucking 71 years old!!!

  • oh man you hit home with the relationships between creationists and evolutionists. I feel exactly the same way you do about friends being creationists.

  • why do you speak so slowly?

  • Oh no, someone who holds different beliefs God/science save us.

  • chuck norris made your mom cum

  • anyone else hates when the name of a video has nothing to do with the actual video. this will be the new rick roll, it sucks more, it is lamer.

  • be fast!delete this video RIGHT HERE RIGHT NAO!or else,chuck norrris will kick you in the balls 3 times,rape and kill your mom,kill your dad just by pointing at him,and send you to a dimension where suddenly,stickmans willl pop out of the nothing and will call you a faggot 666 times and then,kick your balls for the eternity!

  • Popular evolutionary scientists Dawkins and Hawking refuse to debate with creationists who are SCIENTISTS, such as the scientists at ICR, The Institure for Creation Research. They only debate non-scientist creationists. Read my Internet article: ANY LIFE ON MARS CAME FROM EARTH. This article also explains the scientific impossibility of life coming into existence by chance or evolution.

  • @Mogley52 "Dawkins and Hawkings refuse to debate with creationists who are scientists" Stopped reading after that, First of all they do, and second of all even if a scientist is a creationist it doesn't make creationism a science.

  • NATURAL LIMITS TO EVOLUTION: Only evolution within "kinds" is genetically possible (i.e. varieties of dogs, cats, etc.), but not evolution across "kinds" (i.e. from worm to human). How were species living and reproducing if their reproductive system and other vital organs hadn't evolved yet? Read my Pravda Internet article: WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS! I discuss: Punctuated Equilibrium, "Junk DNA," genetics, mutations, natural selection, fossils, genetic/biological similarities between species.

  • How did he become so fucking popular, everything he has done is fake its movies and I know guys that are stronger than him, he has never killed anyone in real life, he's not "bad ass" or anything and let this persons make a video with out all of these comments saying 'wtf your crazy' and shit like that, because any&everyone has the freedom of speech. Also he can't push the world down that just some the bullshit they make up about him. He's not God. So stop praising him. :) Thank you. Nice day.

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  • i USED TO LIKE AND SUPPORT chuck norris, when i found out he is A FUCKING CHRISTIAN and that HE wants bible in public schools, FUCK YOU CHUCK!

  • bruce lee beat him in a fair fight? Bitch that was a fucking MOVIE, chuck norris is gonna kick your ass. infact he's right behind you right now

  • How Can You Hate Chuck Norris. DD: WAAAA ? Ur Not Normal Not UR NOT HUMAN. MAAAAA!!!!!!!

  • chuck norris is a loser thats all he is every one who likes him is a loser

  • so what is so good about Chuck Norris? He just other person.

  • But i do agree that Intelligent Design and Creationism should stay out of school.

  • I flagged this for Harmful Dangerous Acts. For inflicting harm on yourself. Chuck will find you.

  • Clint Eastwood would make Chuck Norris his own backpack.

    So would Borat, Bruno, The angry video game nerd, The Nostalgia critic, RayWilliamJohnson, Nigahiga,Shane Dawson, Bruce Lee (He already did that), Bill Cosby, Doctor who, Goku, Mr.T, The Fantastic Four, Richard Dawkins, Batman,Richard Nixon,JFK, Bella Lugosi, Ed Wood, Sean Connery and much more.

    He is an old fart who would die from the epicness of the people I named above.

  • wtf does that shit have to do with chuck norris?

  • its obvious chuck let him win cuz he thought 4 once in his life instead of owning everey thing even yo mommas ass, he thought he would give bruce lee a chance, never again tho...

  • P.S. When you have done that, please contact me and tell me what happened. =)

  • Dear maker of this video, you're obviously an Atheist... let me tell you what, try to find/google Bro. Eli Soriano a believer in God, a preacher of the bible and all of creation that doesn't believe the world is 6,000 years old but yes it is true the world is 4.5 billion years old. If you are lucky enough to meet/contact him you could try asking him any question you might have for creation or any doubts you might have in the Bible and he will answer you accurately from the Bible.

  • @anoobys uhhh...no dude.. just no

  • chuck norris gay

  • and this is why i am glad that i dont give a shit about religion

  • @uhorahk amen to that...wait aw crap lol

  • bruce lee beat him in a fair fight is there a video of that? or did someone just say that ?

  • @satansmask They fought in a karate championship (competition).

  • @Alicekittypoke is there any proof? im just saying that because it would be cool to see those two fight and see if he was as good as bruce lee

  • @satansmask Chuck Lost, but no proof. If there is proof, there wont be a guy name Chuck Norris today.

  • the intro is hilarious

    

  • this is the first off his videos i saw is he always a smart ass

    ?

  • Finally, someone makes sense.

  • the host of this video is dead , not probely , he is dead. He turned his back to an immortal . Probelly he was walking on a sanny day when suddendly a massive meteor hidded him . It was a meteor it was chuck norris fist of fury.

  • chuck is fat

  • Chuck norris can suck squid scrotums

  • @mrdslayer1

    And that's... a good thing?

  • @QUANTUMJOKER he lost to bruce lee thats his reward for losing

  • WHY THE FUCK IS CHUCK NORRIS IS SO FAMOUS? HE'S AN IDIOT

  • @san777guitar may god be with you when CHUCK NORRIS FINDS YOU!!!

    WHAT THE HEY. IT WONT BE ENOUGH YOUR DEAD MAN!!!

  • @san777guitar BECAUSE AMERICANS DOESNT KNOW HOW TO FIGHT AND DOESNT KNOW HOW TO MAKE FIGHTING FILMS!! .. :D this is so true. But if he went to those Hong Kong kung fu films, he will look good.

  • fuck you! chuck norris will bust your fucking balls for that

  • pray to god chuck norris dosen't see the name of this video!

  • as of june 4th quantumjoker's body has been found, knowing of this video b4 it was made chuck roundhouse kicked him in his vagina

  • That Chuck would say that is not surprising, I already knew he was a bible thumper. I dunno if he's a bible roundhouse kicker, probably wouldn't kick the bible as he is so fundamentally religious.

  • Chuck will find you!

  • @Electroposit

    Bring it on!

  • @QUANTUMJOKER he watches you every time you poop! don't play around with Chuck Norris!

  • @Jmpapi151

    Hey, Chuck Norris may be a hairy-chested, martial-arts superbeing, but I hope he respects freedom of speech.

  • @QUANTUMJOKER Oh yes, he respects freedom of speech... WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE!

  • @QUANTUMJOKER Chuck Norris died on 3rd November 2011

  • Richard Dawkins could punch Chuck Norris in the face, and Richard's fist would go right through Chuck's pointy little head.

    When Richard Dawkin's does push-ups............The earth moves, not Richard Dawkins.

  • @bigboy45454545 When Richard Dawkins speaks, even Chuck Norris seems like a reasonable guy.

  • @kbprojekty Creationists like Chuck seem reasonable to you? How sad for you.

  • @bigboy45454545 Were you drunk when reading my comment, or do you have trouble understanding stuff around you?

  • Dang I hope Chuck Norris sees this he can kick some ass xD

  • this is too true

  • Speaking of the awesome Chuck Norris/Bruce Lee fight, "Return of the Dragon" of my favorite of the Bruce Lee movies, and it offers a good example of what made Bruce Lee so awesome: his ability to adapt to his opponent. He usually would start a big fight simply trying to overpower his foe, but when that wouldn't get anywhere, he would have to come up with something new on the fly.

    Bruce Lee is much more interesting to talk about then creationism.

  • @poparena It is fairly common tactic. At least in theory ;) The problem with many fighters is that they get frustrated when coming full force doesn't work. Those kind of guys are often control freaks. They don't like when something doesn't go their way. Bruce wasn't a professional fighter per se, as he didn't fight much and rarely against skilled opponents. His athleticism was legendary though, especially considering his weight. Not many guys could ever pull stunts like that.

  • Just started to watch this and after the first 8 seconds I was cracking up.

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