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  • im not monk.. but i seen monkey poo once,,, does that count

  • Arj: thanks for "blowin' up the Dharma like /WHUT/" & giving me a great (albeit hilarious) admonition about the dangers of developing pretentious pride. HI/LA/RIOUS!

    Deuces!

  • The Buddha would love this... it's freakin' funny!

  • Who else read it as "Sickest Bullshit"?

  • to dsarason:  O=orgasm!

  • @Piscaquarian Uh, a "standing O" is a "standing ovation."

  • Anybody know what he means by "the sound of a one-legged standing O"? Can't figure that part out!!

  • GOOD STUFF!:) HAHA!

  • Arj is all about enlightenment, this is hilarious!

  • I love Arj Barker, and I agree with the people who say he isn't mocking buddhism, just making fun of missing the point.

  • well, this is the the second time I've watched this now (months later?) and I am pleased to say, I am less like the guy presented in this video than I was... apart from making the sickest comments.

  • WWWWTTTTTHHHHH??????????

  • he is basically making fun of the ego, its a world wide problem. especially in america

  • @daneiladams I have traveled all over and find that there are idiots with giant egos everywhere. It's a human thing, not an american thing - but if all you know of the US is what you see on TV/in the media, then yes, I suppose that is the opinion you would have.

  • So awesome

  • this is the BEST parody of Buddhism (or so-called American materialist Buddhists) that I'ver ever seen. Awesome!

  • Ahahaha! Awesome! @dapeach06 - completely agree with you. I also know so many people like this.

  • Crap this is sooooo funny!

  • Editing error at 1:53 - see it?

    Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

    Buddha

  • I'm a monk, and another monk shared this with me - and it's the funniest thing I've ever seen! if we can't laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at?

  • @thubtenchojenyima =D it is rather hilarious. Namaste _/\_ ^^

  • non attachment, i think i just mastered it.

    you dont think i'm peaceful? step up to my face and say that bitch.

    omg! ahahaha

  • As a layman practicing Buddhist, this is my reply to this.......

  • That was priceless... lol

  • When it comes to modesty, I got it goin' on...

  • lmfaooooooooo so funnny

  • when it comes to modesty i got it going on. Lol

  • The essence of Buddhism is not to take life too seriously. He's making fun of people who don't get this and think Buddhism is some kind of a serious business. :D

  • brilliant

  • I nailed it in TEN!

  • I think this is a great and funny video! At the same time it seems tragic--like Shakespeare's work I guess. And I agree with dapeach. I have met many people like this who are interested in Buddhism. We in America have some great karma that allows us to meet with the Dharma. We also have some crappy karma that makes it difficult for us to understand and practice it correctly. May we purify our crappy karma! (ending with a chuckle)

  • the sound of one hand clapping yo

  • this is one of my favs... i bust up every time...

  • ha ha thisi s gold, i am a buddhist and i have met heaps of tossers on the spritual just like this is india and byron bay path ha ha is fantastic

    keepem comin oh by the way the Buddha taught a way out !

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  • Yo. I love this video so much.

  • The Buddha would definatly laugh at this. It's hilarious yo!!! xD!!

  • @MadhuMangalaDasa, @utinaeniduin No Buddha rejected Hindu Believing of Athma(Which is the basemen of the Hinduism) and creator, In Buddhism there is nothing consistence but all are result of reasons. Main Idea of the Buddhism is end suffer.

  • "I opened my third eye on my first try. Why? I don't know, I guess I'm just the bomb. When it comes to modesty, I've got it going on!"

    He probably doesn't know the word and thinks 'Modesty' is a chick ;)

  • this is great, and he is not insulting buddhists, if anything he is making fun of the groovy american new age "dudes"... loved it!!

    osho would have loved this

  • this is great, and he is not insulting buddhists, if anything he is making fun of the groovy american new age "dudes"... loved it!!

  • "cause I floss all the time and I chew big red" -- what's big red?

  • @threeforked Big Red = Crappy gum

    

  • fuck your mom it is better for this video

  • hi dog fucker dont do like this bad work

  • He's not making fun of Buddhism, he's making fun of american people who say they're buddhists but dont really get it, my sister is one of them

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  • @dapeach06 Yep, at superficial egotistical "spiritualists."  I know the type well.

  • AND I appreciate that no sacred images or artifacts where mis-represented in this video.

  • @dapeach06 Props for being objective about your own family.

  • Funny that he says he's "at the ASHRAM" --which is Hindu.

  • @ashajude Bhuddism appeared first in India.

  • @ashajude Also, Bhudda is Hindu, he is an avatar of Visnu, his teachings just are a progression towards that of hinduism.

  • @MadhuMangalaDasa The Buddha is recognized by Hindus as an avatar of Vishnu, yes, but his teachings are actually contradictory to the goal of Hinduism. In Buddhism there is a heavy stress on anatman or the realization that there is no inherently existing self. Hindu yoga is aimed towards the experience of discovering that atman and brahman are one and the same: that there is divine goodness and power in all of us. They are similar but have starkly different stresses.

  • @utinaeniduin Hinduism, as you have described it, does not exist. The philosophy you are talking about is called advaita-vedanta and is the teachings spread by Lord Siv as Shankaracarya. It is called the mayavada philosophy and is not Hindu inherently Hinduism. There are many shaivites who are mayavadis, however you are neglecting those who think that Narayan is the Supreme being, in which case realizing that atama and brahman are one and the same is only half the equation.

  • @utinaeniduin As far as the 'goal' of Hinduism, you'd be hardpressed to find just one. If there was just one, how could dharma and all the various forms of yoga exist within hindiusm. First you have Karma-yoga, then you have jnana yoga, bhakti yoga, with heaven, brahman and either Vaikunthalok and love of Krsna being their respective goals. All of those aforementioned systems of yoga are a progression towards bhakti yoga in that they give one increased qualification and sukriti for bhakti yoga.

  • @MadhuMangalaDasa So, superficially, there is no ONE goal of Hinduism, but if we are talking about ultimate goals of Hinduism, all of the vedic literatures lead towards Krishna/Narayan. You might be interested in reading 'Evolution of Theism' by BG Narasingha Maharaj for a nice read about this kind of thing. '

  • @MadhuMangalaDasa The main goal of Hinduism is to end your cycle of reincarnation by reaching a state of nirvana, its that simple.

  • brilliantly funny and wonderfully performed. May the Void embrace him;-)

  • This video is sooo funny! Arj should make more of them, they are definitely his forte.I like it better than the stand up stuff.

  • I'm all crunked up

  • Walter John William's short story "Prayers on The Wind." Short Path.

  • LOL This is great! :-)

  • I'm blowin' up the Dharma like "what?" !!!!

  • The Buddha *would* laugh! Great satire. Thanks.

  • Great work, funny and informative.

  • I'm so fuckin' present, I'm like ahead of my time.

  • If you meet the buddha, kill the buddha.

    More tenuous than figures written in a flowing stream, are the futures of those who depend only upon the Buddha.

  • I think Buddha would laugh at this :)

  • @coffunism

    For days.

    

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  • @coffunism I'm a Tibetan monk and it's the funniest thing I've ever seen. We all need to laugh at ourselves sometimes. It was another monk who shared this with me in the first place.

  • @coffunism I'm a monk, and another monk shared this with me - and it's the funniest thing I've ever seen!

  • so funny man!!!!!

  • i like the vid cause its about all the wanna be people who get into the whole fad of joining something they dont really understand especially when they try to add it to their western thinking vs. using the knowledge and understanding its context.

  • GRATITUDE TO ARJ! As a neophyte buddhist, I find this to be a HILARIOUS reminder that if ego is in control of my practice, I will be as clueless as Arj in this video.

  • @cpluhar1 or the other way round :D

  • Dude i'm a Buddhist and even though that makes me dislike this video b'cos of all the disrespectfulness to one of the most inspiring human beings to be born in our planet, I do like the sense of humor and the fact that u have done some research to understand certain aspects of his teachings! XD

  • @MaduTheImaginator disrespectfulness to what? ahh none of you got what Buddha was saying lol

  • @MaduTheImaginator - r u a buddhist.. really...?

  • @telingana yes i am.

  • I am a Buddhist, I love this video heheh

  • @supersexysascha333 Look, I apologise. I'm actually just trolling. I know what your going to say. Yes, it's a despicable habit. I find it hard to sleep at night but in time i hope to stop. I expect this is not disimilar from having a crack addiction. From one Buddhist to another, just ignore my comments.

  • HELLs YA!!!! FUCK ME BUDDHA JESUS and buddha in a gay man embrace through out eternity!!!!!!!!

  • fucking shit video

  • The buddhists are going to go fucking ballistic when they see this!

  • @LiquidMetalX7 Actually not ; most of us are having a good laugh.

  • @AristideCavCol your wrong buddy! Interestingly, it's not widely known that the majority of wars on our planet have been caused by Buddhists. Now that is a God damn fact!

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  • @LiquidMetalX7 I loved it, and im Buddhist

  • being a buddhist , i wonder what buddhism he is preaching , lol . ur lost soul dude. buddhist jehad on u lmao , lol..

  • very funny

  • Very cool video, much of it takes place at Spirit Rock. Wondering how hey received permission?

  • @barrylp60 why wouldnt they? buddhists are usually pretty cool

  • I love the cheap plastic slidewhistle prop for the "expensive Tibetan flutes" line.

  • Da Bomb!

  • fuckin genius!

  • Lol, a nice contrast to the seriousness of Buddhism. Very funny!

  • Funny, funny, funny. Gonna listen to this everytime I start taking myself a bit to seriously.

  • "My clothes have little bells and they smell like incense!"

    "I'm blowin' up the Dharma like WHUT."

    This was awesome! Again, again! *claps hands, giggles and clicks play*

    I think if we have lost our sense of humor, then we have lost a lot.

  • 42 people were jealous of his mastery of 64 positions

  • Ha! Ha! Ha! Great video. I guess everyone needs to stand back once in a way and see if we are making religion morbid by our seriousness. I don't think anyone should be offended by it. :)

  • @ravidadlani1 yeah!

  • This IS the greatest video I have ever seen! :D

    (Coming from someone who's gonna live at a Buddhist temple soon ^^)

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  • Well there are great Buddhist teachers that talk about our "fuckedupedness" - direct quote - how we might see ourselves sometimes in terminology of today

    So.. i think that this could be seen as working with ourselves with relaxed humour perhaps.

    - It goes to the core of what sets Buddhism apart from other religions.

    Another matter is the female roles - whether that is just putting it into the 'rap vid' genre... i think more thought could have been given to turn that raper aspect on its head 2

  • Ahhh I absolutely love it!

  • Hey Arj, Ben and Oceanic - a SUPERB video - great lyrics, very funny and aposite, great moves and visuals to go with it . Excellent!

  • This is great- there are lots of phonies like this at Buddhist centers and ashrams

  • :)well done and now I'm wondering if you have the nerve to do one on Christianity

  • @claudelebel55 :) well done and now I'm wondering if you have the nerve to do one on ISLAM

  • @Fixdal so it looks as if the Buddhists have the greatest sense of humour and are least likely to take offense. But my point about christianity is that we are predominantly christian and my feeling is that it would not go over very well in the bible belt. ISLAM is definitely a hot potato .... not a good idea.

    Interesting that 41 people did not like the video. I guess there are a few serious buddhists.

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  • :)well done and now I'm wondering if you have the nerve to do one on christianity

  • ''i'm so zen, i make the power of now look like the power of then'' .. ..''i'm so fuckin' present ,i'm ahead of my time !'' hahah

  • Hahaha....hilarious!

  • Absolutely hilarious! Extremely cerebral. This thing is funny on so many levels, it's hard to really understand, until you think about it a bit! Thanks Arj, you're one funny fucker!

  • nice production

    absolutely tasteless

  • Thank you Dan Savage! This is about the funniest thing I have ever seen, and I am Buddhist. So many funny lyrics I can't even decide which one is the best. And I really do follow the Dharma. But I can't help but crack up at this thing.

    "I'm blowin' up the Dharma like, What?" Classic.

  • @sickwater I mean Rob Brezny - his column hipped me to this video - Dan Savage's runs next opposite his in the Weekly.

  • Some picayune Buddhist bloopers: An ashram is a Hindu center. Prayer wheel is spinning the wrong way (counter-clockwise). Robe colors are off. Kama sutra isn't Buddhist. He waves a Hindu Om at the end -- with the wrong side up. But hilarious... excellent!

  • @boodistGeek

    A lot of so-called "Buddhists" nowadays blend all sorts of non-Buddhist things into Buddhism and mix stuff up, so the fact that Hindu elements, Kama Sutra and other non-Buddhist stuff shows up just makes it even funnier. This truly IS the way a lot of people practice and mix stuff up. This parody is perfect!

  • It's genius

  • hahaha funny stuff but if taken literal quite insulting! all in the name of humor though im sure

  • This could not POSSIBLY be better. FANTASTIC. : D

  • I'm so present I'm ahead of my time.

  • LOVE THIS!!!

    

  • I make the power of now look like the power if then!!!! 

  • Non attachment.. I just mastered it.. Don't believe me?

    I'll non attach your teeth from your lips..

    hahaha

  • I practice compassion on friends and enemies but all these muthafuckas tryin to hate on my serenity----------

  • Illest vid I've ever seen

  • I hope that those who might take offense to this don’t. This isn’t about Buddhism, but about some Buddhists (or poser Buddhists who practice for the lifestyle rather than the practice). Taken in context…this is hilarious.

  • When it comes to modesty, I got it goin on!

    LOL!

  • his charaks are so tight :)

  • Namastghey ass motherfuckers

  • Om my gawd. 

  • i love it this should have more than a million views

  • arj barker is kinda hot, just sayin

  • Namaste - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA to hysterical. OM Shanti

  • I make the power of now look like the power of then lol :-0

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  • @MissZenJen hehe.. knew that was u.. Liking the name- ZenJen x

  • @majorbludd777 Dude this could be you in the video :)

  • "you dont think i'm peaceful? step up to my face and say that, bitch!" omg. i am in love!

  • that's not satire!

  • People should remember that comedians often have to make insulting remarks towards things, to be funny. This is part of their job. I am a keen Buddhist and when I watched this, I did not take this seriously, as I knew Arj had to make insulting remarks about Buddhism to be funny. In fact, his video was hilarious.

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  • @TheRodimu

    He's mostly poking fun at a particular type of "Buddhist" practitioner - and he knows what he's joking about. This is why I find him so funny. Can't get enough of this video!

    He's making a parody of the stereotypical type of "Buddhist" you might often find within modern "Dharma" groups, which are supposed to be of the "Vajrayana" or "Zen" variety.

  • @AmyLuAnne why can't the video just be what it is. A funny SNL sketch that uses Buddhist stereo types and western views in general of ALL Buddhist traditions. Anything more would be uh...THINKING... So I say, RELAX, enjoy it and then when you are done watching, LET IT GO..............

  • @TheRodimu what was insulting about this?

  • @TheRodimu

    this is great, and he is not insulting buddhists, if anything he is making fun of the groovy american new age "dudes"... loved it!!

    

  • wonder if i would ever get sick of kicking buddha butt? Arj is always a good fix for a laugh, over and over =)

  • Also, stop taking things so seriously.

  • @ZephyrQuartz You actually believe turning a wheel generates something besides mechanical force? heh

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  • hes a discrease to buddism

  • To quote Glee: "You just said like 10 offensive things in the past 10 seconds."

    

  • this guy look like a jelous man taht he can not accept a peaceful religion, he is more like bin-ladens cousin disturb others or like misonaries work that forceing people like Forceful Religious Conversion of Buddhists into Christianity at Changlang Distt. Of Arunachal Pradesh and nexus of such activists with underground Militants.

    more info buddhistchannel.tv

  • A powerful transmission - perhaps the missing lineage....

  • This video is so funny! (And I consider myself Buddhist!) I don't feel it pokes fun at Buddhism, but rather, it makes a parody of a certain type of person one often meets in Buddhist groups. I like how he's often spinning the prayer wheel in the wrong direction because he thinks he's so great and he doesn't notice, lol! I get a kick out of the "Tantric 64 Arts" stuff, the crazy women and the guy who's trying to murder him! :) I love the end where he holds up the "OM", bows and looks humble! :)

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  • I've met Buddhists from this school. They're more common than you think.

  • Loved it!

  • Sixth form rap. No flow, shit lyrics and a shit vid

  • hilarious

  • Hilarious YO!!!!

  • Can U do about islamic or muslim rap? I would like to see~!

  • He must have a meditation practice- everything he jokes about is SO true!! :) Love you Arj!!