Voicemail Theater: Season 1 Ep. 1

[cooldonkeyfish]

I found the bullshit kid from the intro!!

He doesn't actually say it until the end though.

/watch?v=NPzFB9SWWiI&feature=r­elated

[AWESOMO5]

Back when machinima was awesome

[weaponzexpert95]

I FINNALY FOUND WHERE THE INTRO CAME FROM ITS A VIDEO CALLED "Kid Argues With Mom About Choclate Milk Over X-Box Live" SEARCH IT!!!!!!!!!

[opposition22]

i miss this series...

[MrUnknowGuy]

"Why? Das Bo Schitt!!"

[hopeforblood12]

"Why? THAT"S BULLSHIT!"

HAHA thats awesome...

[csidynos]

This is where it all began before.... it all started going down hill and I didn't even notice it until I started watching some of the old episodes again

[ianmon113]

my gamertag is skater771 send friend thx

[360Cinema]

"Why? THAT'S BULLSHIT!"

[Sebichinator]

"Why? THAT'S BULLSHIT!"

[LepraSaun]

"Why? THAT'S BULLSHIT!"

[porjaymaspazzatron]

lol little kid saying it too

lol

[supacrazy123]

"Why? THAT'S BULLSHIT!"

[nemesis21h]

lol

[beastyoutubr]

"Why? THAT'S BULLSHIT!"

[ave7fold]

"Why? THAT'S BULLSHIT!"

[5hadowofTh3GodZzZ]

WOW 0:31 sounds like my friend SUPER OWNZ!!!

[Buzzlord]

Fu!! My ears! Why is the ending so loud compared to to the people!?

[GingerBeast113]

"Why? THAT'S BULLSHIT!"

[KyleProductionz]

"Why? THAT'S BULLSHIT!"

[Onyxsonic]

"Why? THAT'S BULLSHIT!"

[restxinxlove]

"Why? THAT'S BULLSHIT!"

[CalGoneCrazy]

Wow, a chain that isn't telling you to send it to 5 more videos!

"Why? THAT'S BULLSHIT!"

[BiznisHippie]

"Why? THAT'S BULLSHIT!"

[GingerBeast113]

"Why? THAT'S BULLSHIT!"

[john582]

"Why? THAT'S BULLSHIT!"

[chimmichunga360]

machanimaDOTcom or machanimaSPACEcom

[W00man17]

space

[JacYeahMe]

Why? That's bullshit!

[zeekyboogydoog826]

Pwned on so many levels.

[loabiggestfan]

lol yeah

[DoubleMoonz]

Why did they get rid of the intro? "WHY, THAT'S BULLSHIT!!!" lulz

[Wowpennypinch]

They didnt they just made it lower

[dogsrule626]

i love that intro i wanna meet that kid. WHY..THATS BULLSHIT!

[suckmejagon]

i want to hear the whole message of the little kid going "WHY, THATS BULLSHIT"

[tbrchronic]

im going to pm you the link

[mastera1993]

pm me too

[bob39645]

ME 2 PLZ!

[jonathanh95]

me too plz

[ImNotSanta]

Just go on live, go to matchmaking, and you'll instantly find a little kid. Shoot him, and you will hear that line, and more curse words.

[snbaonner]

ME TOO!!

[felixblogger]

the only thing funny is the little kid at the beginning...WHY! THAT'S BULLSHIT!!!!!

[MiniMaster381]

Regular Joe!

[dakids3333]

ill get right on that

[ctf117]

why that's bull shit lol little kids on halo are always the best and most annoying but that's what makes them funny

[ghostwarriorstudios]

i think he was playing rainbow six vegas. Thats what hes playing in the video Chocolate Milk. But yeah absolutely funny

[godzilla265]

lol why thats bullshit!!

[kicktrick]

i love that intro i wanna meet that kid. WHY..THATS BULLSHIT!

[RolandZomg]

I listen to their voices and laugh.

[krizzle4rizz]

HAXX!!1! HAXZXorzZX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1

[ShadowsFilmsStudios]

wow the first episode sucks

[LuckyPlayer26]

This one wasn't so great unlike da other ones.

[tacticianSHG]

this was the first one

[icupalotlol]

lmfao that was kinda wierd

[GrizbyK72]

k a lot of this vid you couldnt understand, and when you did, it didnt make it any better. sorry, lame

[CHTH360]

wat is the name of the guns that guy was duel weilding at 0:22

[Halo3WillRock]

maulers

[Austinatorpwnznoobs]

Maulers

[number7Noseguard]

guns

[baseballballer94]

i found the video that has the "WHY THATS BULLSHIT

[gution]

give me a link

[ParallelParadox]

Link!?

[TheRealArtinz]

which is it?

[Dragonflan2]

whats the link

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[baseballballer94]

just type in chocolate milk

and some shooting game will comeup

[aviloud]

an 11 year old was playin rainbow6 3 for xbox and some guy playing with him recorded him yelling at his mom about chocolate milk and seven up.

[baseballballer94]

mountain dew actual

lol iv seen it

[gideon1452]

steppin razor is ez

WHY

THATS BULLSHIT

opening rocks

[prettyboy1110]

fuck this vid!!!!!!!!

[Bananach33se]

I love the opening. rofl

[penguinboy25]

ROFL!!!

[gamper33]

HAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAO

[Juigijaredjb]

I WANT THE ELITES ARMOR AT :28! but nobody will let me get an overkill. T-T

[ioshuaus]

Let you??? You don't deserve to have it if you can't get an overkill yourself without having to keep begging people to help you.

[Juigijaredjb]

chill out i don't have any more problem with the achievements, i was complaining. i got the steppin razor fair and square and don't want anymore elite armor, plus i got some of the achievements myself. i deserved the ascetic helm

[Juigijaredjb]

plus i never begged in the first place. -_-

[modderman3000]

poop stain

[Juigijaredjb]

ok???????????

[Juigijaredjb]

i got the steppin razor fair and square i don't need anymore armor.

[XxpeaceinlosttimesxX]

ahahahaha thats great i love the intro 'WHY THATS BULLSHIT!'

[sh8terboy]

ya the y thats bullshit is me i was playn halo and got pissed off and said that when machinima com was in the game and he recorded it

[roko411]

bullshit

[xChristafart]

You sound alot like a 7 year old then.

[patpatomegatron]

your a load of crap

[cxzdsawer]

dood, how old was the kid in the last voicemail?

[onmyhustle08]

yea it is $50 a year. i just got a halo 3 and bought the subscription and its pretty cheapfor A WHOLE YEAR. oh and u do have to get gold.

[SamBarnett114]

the first one was the best

[Flatchlenter]

"WHY!? THATS BULLSHIT!!!" lol

[KromeZero]

$50 for a year? And that's supposed to be expensive? Wow. That's cheaper than a fucking RUNESCAPE subscription. I've been subscribed to XBL since like April '06. WELL WORTH THE $50!

[taintingfeature]

KromeZero, the difference is actualy 1 cent apart. Well for U.S.A and Canada. the subscription is $59.99 a year for halo and 60.00 for Rs.

[KromeZero]

Actually, in the US it's $50.

US dollars are different than Canadian dollars. Same sign, same name, different currency.

[taintingfeature]

Oh sorry then. I live in Canada and here it's $59 so my bad.

[3clint92]

Yeah when that kid said "Why thats bullshit" that was how i felt when i heard that Halo 2 was coming out on PC but on VISTA ONLY. VISTA SUCKS.

[bahamutrunner]

vista rocks u just dont know how to use it bc ur lame

[gamexpert1990]

I agree with you, and I HAVE Vista. I wish I had Windows XP.

[swiffer23]

why does it suck? its not that bad, just a couple of bugs, xp was worse when it first came out and it will be obsolete soon anyways

[Jabu4uwootay3]

I've bought alot of things for 50 bucks... Smack, tabs, zingerz , flapperz, stackers, bull juice, lady legs, lip bomb, hosers, fun bagz, girly glands, love muscelz, trick nicelies, and trick nasties... A few seconds, a minute or two... a couple days and maybe a month or so... I have never bought a year though. Especially for 50 bucks.

[FlamingLollipop]

lol....?

[XenHev]

pimpzdahouse your an idiot, go buy an xbox first of all, then post a comment about xbox live, and for you people who dont know and who read peoples comments about how much it is, when theres stupid people like pimpzdahouse, it is $50 a year

[sirsofalicker]

12 mo. gold FTW!!!!

[zhaotianwu]

maybe me... gt:zhaotian i dont wanna say bad words..lol but yeah i can help!

[DrasCobra]

Whyyyyy Thats Bullshit!

[jetsome7]

i also like the starting part and the end

that's BULLSHIT

[swahini]

can i play halo 3 with silver?

[stargaterocks001]

not online srry and get GOLD

[halogeneral118]

how much is gold its like 50 bucks a month or is it a year?

[peter77772moons]

$50 a year

[halogeneral118]

k thx heard it was 50 a month and i wouldve been pissed ok its only 50 a year so thx again

[halogeneral118]

wow i got to go with the kids voice at beginning and end thats bullshit $50 a month?!

just to play online?! god some ppl r lucky as hell

[jesup25]

Can't you read? It's $50 a YEAR

[halogeneral118]

can U read look at all the ppl saying its a month and a year so w/e ill go with the year so ty or w/e

[findingsanta]

U are a..... Retard.... Can you read this?

IS 50 FUCKING BUCKS A YEAR

[VigilancesStickies]

$50 a year

[Kueller917]

It's $50, about $60 a YEAR, not per month.

[URB4NR3CON]

its 50$ a year.

[stargaterocks001]

not online srry and get GOLD

[bugruto]

yo my GT is SoulReaper Neji send me a message on xbox live and ill do it for u and help u with some vids i guess

[blayde10]

YYYYYY!

[METROIDFAN258]

Nice reference to "Asshole" by Dennis Leary.

[quinnisfat]

dude that guy w/ Hayabusa all is called xPurpleJust, hes like crazy. he joined my friends' invite only game and kept coming back after he got booted like 6 times

[SpartanNatu]

I just love the beginning and end

WHY THATS BULLSHIT

[LJBAttack]

contact me aLevitatingPnut

[LJBAttack]

contact me aLevitatingPnut

[LJBAttack]

LOL!!!

[LJBAttack]

LOL!!!

[Tikilizard808]

I love the armor

[peter77772moons]

wtf? why does every single ****ing person who's under, like, 14, sound like a drunken Texan bastard?!

[ShadowheartTCwarrior]

Sad stereotypical person who thinks all people from Texas are illiterate retards. Congratulations, you define ignorance.

[tehb0ll0x]

Texan (after reading comment): Duuuuurrrgghh?

LOL kidding!

[YaggaYaggaYagga]

You know, I agree with you, Shadowheart. I have a cousin from Texas who is in the highest score rating in the nation, and doesn't sound like a retard. Plus, not everyone under 14 sounds like a drunk person.

[fuckYouDisneeCunt]

WHY thats bullshit

[Jamie3m0]

that was a bit stupid XD

[capella1234]

WHY THATS BULL SHIT i have heard that so many times

[Rottamies]

00:14

Simple, but cool armour.

5/5, I don't know why. Machinima kicks ass!

[TheRsMuffin]

im ur regular joe! with a regular job! :D

[Zenweaponry]

Lol im one of them. People think im 7 but im 12. People think my brother is 30 but hes 14. Its confusing.

[BlackM44]

i hate kids that sound like the last one... there are soooo anoying and they dont even know it!!!!

[spacemonky7]

the second one is better. and scince everyone else is doing it:

spacem0nkey7

[inferno1217]

the last kid was a squeeker

[hewholikestodraw]

HAHA lol

[iPopcorn]

I Have commando everyone got it for free when it was fixed, it proves how bungie care about there players even though they dont know us, someone told me they were going to give recon to the people who got the acheivement and did not get it, it just shows how much theu care, meaning bungie rules, commando rules, recon rules. and lots of other bungie stuff rukes

[brak888888]

realy so since i didnt get my camando armor when i got the acheivment they would give me recon i dont realy think so

[oaklandraiders90]

my gt is Soda Dude69, I sent u an invite

[K1nggod]

im pretty sure that machinima isnt gonna send u a friend request so just dont fckin waste ur time leaving your gamertag here

[Jansper]

i'm Jan Soy

[BMan1493]

I have no idea why everyone is leaving their gamer tag but heres mine : Hellboy Bogdi

[WWEfan567786]

My GT is CruelKylec

[cokekill]

my gt is ddubchief920

[zutalord]

can u tell me how to get that elite armour

[piousinquisitor]

the elite armour is from an overkill on lone wolves, however you won't get the shoulders bcos of a problem with the system

[Bontizzle]

My Gamertag is MLN Hanzo

[halo3ownd]

anyone know how to lower your gun?

[Nanosaur3]

right bumper left bumber then you press well push donw the left trigger down on d pad then jump but it hs 2 be in local or system link

[mikeV37]

That's a gay ass system.

Why can't you do it in custom games?

"Why, that bullshit!"

[heyahello]

Not really but what I do is just switch weaponds really fast. Lol. It works for me.

[catnip828]

Its the Darned Sqeakers!

[leemyster2]

excellent idea. they sound just like 10 year olds i would play in matchmaking

[bigflyboy13]

my gamer tag is oxbozulu1080

[SeanShady51]

I want chocolate milk! That video is so funny of the Vegas kid! lol

[Razzfazz87]

Heh, I usually dont engage in any kind of soundtransmision with kids or males before they finished getting their voice.

Why? Because of stuff like that (yeah, because THATS BULLSHIT)

Nice, need more stuff like this ^^

[HALO3FAN4EVR]

hey machimina I gona send you a voice mail lol really I am

[sofarsogood9]

WAI!!!! TATS BULSHITT!!!!!! >:(

[Storm3Ryder]

WHY?! Thats bullshit!! lmao

[paintballfreak1194]

lol i know!!!

[TymesRhymes]

Little kids these days eh.

[paintballfreak1194]

lmao

[FreedomF63]

how u get no weapon?

[Gredran]

he didn't have no weapon, the elite in the second vid, its a lowered sword

[Boogaardfan24]

i sent mine in today. i just mumbled a lot so it probably won't get it