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  • From ur back side hell naw.....lmao

  • He is a real Deacon.... We are human first and all of us have a past. I can gaurantee that everyone that is doggin the deacon there is something that will push you over the limit also. Wow we as christians can be so fake because we have not been saved all of our lives.... SMH!!! It was funny... I would not recomend someone doing that because he could have had high blood pressure and had a stroke or something....

  • O so now you going to tell me im open and lying on the damn table...lmfao...lmfao!!! ....walk wi it...lmfao. he is cursing up a storm..rofl

  • LOL Crocked Deacon!!!!

  • This is too damn funny. I am at work listening to this and my coworkers think im going crazy!!!!! I love it!!!

  • LMBO!!! YOU SAY YOU NEW? YOU MIGHTY DAMN NEW MISTER!

  • lol this viedo is so funny this dued is so funny

  • SMH THE MAN THAT'S BEING PRANK ISNT A DEACON,CANT YOU HEAR?TOMMY NEPHEW IS PLAYING THE DEACON SO STOP JUDGING HIM,HE IS JUST A MEMBER,AND HIS HUMAN!

  • He must be baptist! Lol

  • Tommy Made the decon loose his religion

  • oh you haven't herd a thing i said huh,oh now you gonna tell me i am open and layin on the table,this an't no work of the lord , Tommy caused theDeacon to loose his cool.

  • Tommy, u crazy

  • "...Lord have mercy .... This ain't me!"

    

  • omg.. the cussing deacon

    

  • U might damn new mister. Lol

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

  • say he too damn NEW!

  • New Age Christianity bears an uncanny resemblance to Heathenism! lol Deacon said he don't talk like that anymore...gee...he must have had one hell of an extended flashback!

  • That was good !!!!!!

  • lol

    

  • TOO DAMN NEW..LOLZ

  • Did he just stop him in the middle of prayer lol

  • its a joke please stop with the super saved comments take a breath, relax, and laugh you ass off we all know people thst resct the same way matter fact be careful you might be next

  • lawd amerci

  • Who on thus earth is perfect... and yet ye who is without son cast the first stone... for we all have sinned

  • one of my favorites!!!!! omg jesus is coming soon ooooohhhh laaaawwwdddd haaalll MERCY UPON US!!!!!!!!!

  • Super Funny.... While you laying there Open... Lmbo!!!!

  • what kind of fucked up prayer in charge of!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO

  • That mean ass bastard might as well die away, he aint shit lol

  • Please people dont kill me. He said "You made me use language he deliever me from many years ago. Lord have mercy.

  • Nephew Tommy should have said Can I have your left nut.

  • @710britt hahahaha!!!!!

  • "i hate to come at you in the final hour"..lol

  • yessah, he's the victory! lol so country.

  • LoL he said this ain't no work of the lord.

  • THEY GONNA ALREADY GON HAVE YOU OPEN AND ON THE TABLE.... LMAO!!!

  • Im sure he would b willing to help if it was with clothes or food or somethin like that but nobody in they rite mind gonna just give up they kidney, especially if they're well, alive, n kickin but this was funny tho hahah..im tryna get well! Lol

  • Wow

  • "we ask that u reach around his backside and touch his kidney, Lord...."

  • how the hell can tommy not laugh during these prank calls?? lol

  • folks have the wrong impression on what it means to be saved... to be saved doesn't mean one doesn't get mad, upset, or even cuss... being saved has to do what Jesus Christ did for us...

  • @ministerkareemc YOU: folks have the wrong impression on what it means to be saved... ME: You keep telling yourself this. The bootleg deacon, preacher, whatever, is SO FAR AWAY FROM SAVED!!! I absolutely ABHOR all of these false Christians. Showing up in church with the big hats and pimp suits..When you look for some Christian acts, it is no where to be found. Most of them are JOKES....They forget they are suppose to be living the WORD!!!!

  • @johnsde1 Ah man shut up already.

  • @smutton . dont like my commentary. TOO BAD.

  • This is one of the reason why the sinners aren't going to church because of people who are pretending to be saved and saintified he should of just put it in the Lord hands

  • Wow, fuck this pastor.

  • LMFAO this was just TOOOOOOOO funny

  • i cant breath ......"you say you new?.you too damn new"

  • i cant breath ......

  • Too funny...Nephew Tommy, u r a fool....that Deacon need to whip his daughter butt

  • He talks about helping people, then goes crazy with anger and cussing when someone asks for help. People can donate kidney's. Telling him it's his problem after talking about helping people in need. Typical christian hypocrite.

  • @greenrangerv1 so glad u said this

  • @greenrangerv1 Hey, they usually are on that hypocrite shit.

  • Walk wit him....lol

  • this one is reaally funny

  • "My heart is palpating" (correction - palpitating) LOL

  • "Lord have mercy." Wow, priceless.

  • "I'll be damned if you are going to call and talk me out of one of my damn kidneys!"

  • the deacon got the devil in him.

  • I need to help you take that dam bad kidney out,we can SHOOT it out,you won't feel a dam thing,how bout that!! lmaoooooo!

  • "If I could get to ya, ill put lead in ya" lmfaooooo

  • Wow he threatened to put "lead" in his ass..what the fuck kind of deacon is this

  • Wow this was too funny!!!!!

  • I swear I almost passed out laughing at that.Deacon. He said he gonna help take out that bad kidney HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA

  • Poor deacon. I hope he is alive and well !!!

  • what harm if u already open and laying on the table...

    u have 2 kidney ... one of urs bad that is ur ________problem!!

    u aint gettin my kidney man!!!

    u can kiss my a** and get off my phone!!!

    if i could get to you i would put lead in ur sh*t

  • He went Mayweather/Larry Merchant on him.

  • What kinda prayer are u in charge of mista!!!! Too damn funny...

  • What kinda prayer are u in charge of mista!!!! Too damn funny...

  • Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy you going to hell ,

    Negro you WrongGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGG

  • TOO FUNNY, COULD'NT BELIEVE IT, NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD

  • Reach around his back side Lord and get his kidneys. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • It gotta be....It gotta be ya'll lmao

  • Y'LL I HAVE LAFF'D SO HARD UM DIZZY!!!!!!!! ROTFL JUST CRY'N OUT!!! TOMMY, U TOUCHED HIS CORE!!!!! OMG "lord I want you to reach around" BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and touch his KIDNEY! Help me oooooh GOD. I have lost ALL commen sense. b4 I listen to this again I gotta go pee!

  • oo LORD HAM MERCY (he say he stopped a long tim ago huh)MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON HIS SOUL

  • thats a damm shame

  • lol

    

  • LMAO...NEPHEW TOMMY GOIN TO HELL!!!!!

    

  • WALK WITH HEM...HA HA HA

  • u just gave me a great idea to prank call my pastor, jk lol

  • wow, saved huh, yeah right, he said he gon put a bullet in his ass

  • how the Deacon gonna loose his religion like that, the man kept cursing, LOL

  • :O

  • My heart was palpating just listening to it. LOL

  • He lost all his holiness!

  • Oh now you going to tell me I'm open and laying on the damn table. I'm crying laughing

  • nephew Tommy ain't right, he ain't right, he ain't right! But he's sooooooo good.

  • Hilarious! I rec'd a kidney/pancreas transplant this summer. My mom became very friendly with the pharmacy staff at the Walgreens store we used. One of the women there told us about this prank call--she said she was laughing so hard and thought about us, so she mentioned it on our next visit. She's right!! This is too funny! We were all cracking up in the store when we told her we'd heard it. HILARIOUS!!!!

  • deacon patterson lmao

  • Love this

  • Wow, the Deacon of the church!!!

  • Walk wit emmmmmm lmao!!

  • LOL!!! "I'M TRYIN TO LIVE JUST LIKE YOU TRYIN"

  • damn he was saved.

  • I'll b damd if u gon call & talk me out 1 of my damn kidneys man... lls. Dat part punishd me dis jont funny as shit... If i eva get close 2 ur ass Mr. we got sum reckn 2 do.. lls..lol

  • I haven't laughed like that in months!!

  • It aint gon hurt a dam thang cause u aint gettin my kidney....

  • I figure since u already open.....lmao

  • This is a deacon at a church?

    I wonder what his pastor had to say about this? haha

  • Oh you haven't heard a damn thing I said. Man this shit is too funny. LOL lOL

  • You mighty NEW :)

  • lmao

    

  • Nephew Tommie didn't curseat brother Connally....he tells Tommie..I aint used language like that in years...this aint me... YEA RIGHT! I enjoy Steve Harvey and Nephew Tony!

  • u can kiss my azz and get off my fone!!!

  • MR....lol

  • This aint no work of thalord lmsao

  • Gods work LOL

  • he was just in the spirit now he in the flesh

  • hehehehehehehehehehehhehehehhe­....this is got a dam^%$ thing to do with with jesus u ani't getting one of my kidneys.bawhahahhaahah..he says LMBO!!!!!!

  • Walk WIT him!

    

  • lol, he was all holy until the request for the kidney came....then he started cursing up a storm!

  • lol i love how quickly the holiness leaves.

  • @xemnasishot hahahha rite!!!! haha

  • He said palpating lol !!!! That's the incorrect word !!

  • @praisethelord20 : wow. glad you pointed that out.

  • LMBO!!!!!! HE SAID...IT'S TOO MUCH ISHHH....GOIN'ON IN THE WURLD,,,n AL B DAMN IF YOU CALL ME.... AND TALK ME...OUTTA OF ONE MY KIDNEYS...haahhahaha!!!!! too funny!

  • I had to log-in to MAKE SURE I comment on this prank call....omg!!!! LMAO!!! I think this is the funniest of them yet!

  • That was Steve Harvey

    

  • Lawd this is the funniest thing I've ever heard hahahahah, he say, you won't feel a damn thang Tommy, you are wrong LMAO I sho wish I could hear this without the beeps His heart is palpatin

  • We got some reckonin to do!

  • This guy reminds me so much of my grandfather... he was always very suspicious of the church.

  • Nephew Tommy best actor.

  • u already open and on the table..lol

  • I'm over here crying lmao

  • this is wrong on so many levels...you dnt play with the lord!!!

  • Lord have mercy my heart is PAL-PATING!!!!! WOW lmfao

  • He must be baptist!!!!!!!

  • Walk withim lol!!!!!!!!!

  • MAN THIS SHIT HAD ME ROLLING I SWEAR TO DAM FUNNY

  • This is so wrong, but so funny. Deacon just told said it all!

  • nephew tommy is the fucking king,this is so funny

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  • Who are n e of u that judging this man, only God can judge.

  • i dont think the decon saved.lol

  • Walk with me...please Lord...too funny

  • This man desperately needs the Holy Ghost...all he had to do was say no....good grief.

  • WWWAAAAAOOOOOWWW!!

  • HE SOUNDS LIKE NEPHEW TOMMY SOUNDS JUST LIKE CEDRICK THE ENTERTAINER AT 5:12

  • i mean i'm still crying laughing after listening this over and over again!!1 my hat is off to Nephew Tommy!

  • They already gonna have you open and laying on the table. HAHAHAHA!

  • That is the funniest call yet. I cried laughing listen to that call.

  • "hold on deacon.....my kidneys are fine". Lol

  • "You going call me wit some________like that now? Dis ain't no work of da Lord." LOL!

  • Lord we ask that you reach around his backside lord....LOL

  • Shout out to the pastor doin puff daddy ad libs during the prayer " walk wit em!"

  • u said they did that mri..................i dont give a fuck what i said omg lol

  • The funniest one I heard so far.... lol so what if he ain't a deacon yal probably not livin right yaself

  • wats da harm in it if u already layn dea open on da table?

  • OMG! This is hilarious!

  • open on the damn table lMMFAO

  • This is hilarious

  • I've read some of the comments that have been posted,and I must say that some of you are way too uptight about this prank call. I grew up in the church around people that made themselves to be so saved and holier than everyone else that they couldnt smile or laugh about something funny. I would think that God wants us to have a life of joy and happiness and laughter. Besides,research has shown that daily laughter has many health benefits. Google it and see for yourself.

  • Oh please people!!!! If church was made for people that don't sin then there would be nothing but 2 seats in there...1 for God and 1 for Jesus! Give it a rest....we are all sinners! Tommy just called him and asked him to give him a kidney while he was in surgery getting his pancreas removed....would it have been nice and generous and "christian" of him to say yes??? No it would of been stupid (he obviously isn't young)! If you didn't like it then just keep it moving before u have a heart attack!

  • get off my phome

  • "Open and laying on the table"

    haha

  • Interesting . . . he called him because HE wanted something . . . . hmmmmm. "That's one reason I called you . . . the reason why I was getting around to this here . . . " "Wait a minute mister! . . . It's too many games going on in the church today. I'll be . . . if you going to call and try to talk me out of one of my kidneys!" LOL!! Sound familiar??????

  • That man needs to definitely go back to the altar and get delivered! Yeah that's you! Out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks . . . . . wow, the things that came out of his heart . . . wow

  • Ooooo,this nigga made me maaadddd, talkin "WALK WITH ME LOOOORD" during the prayer,then hes like, "you got a bad kidney thats YO problem" What an ASSHOLE, I do NOT like these FAKE ASS religious people. If you arent for helping people and you start cussin somebody out like that \then STOPP pretending like you so "Christian"

  • This is hilarious!!!!!!!

  • Bro Tommy....for you to play with God like this your LIFE WILL BE SHORT........

  • @ronwayne227 It's just comedy, and it is really funny!!!!

  • @ronwayne227 Get a life. Its only comedy

  • @ronwayne227 at what point did he play with God? your life will be short for wishing short life on someone bamma.

  • No one is perfect and it was funny. God will handle the rest. 

  • "If I could get to you, I'll put LEAD in your {censored}!" LMAO!

  • OMG, this is to funny and sad at the same time. Wow, LMBO!

  • a so called man of god cursin like that ..damn shame

  • sorry but that aint no deacon. i never hurd a deacon swuur like that!

  • Religion and the concept of god need to be laughed at because it is laughable & absurd.

  • hold on........did he really just stop the prayer? lol...i thought it was the lords will to help others... did he just break down and cuss him @ 5:12 lmtoo. since when are deacons gangsters?

  • THEY ARE TERRIBLE

  • you too damn new to know what u talking about! lmfao

  • hope the deacon did make it through!

  • Oh my.......lol!!

  • i need to meet you before i get to the hospital lmbo

  • thats your problem MISTER!

  • no he didnt do the deacon... hahaha... hiliarious...

    "nothing wrong with my kidney, my kidney is fine... "

  • no he didnt do the deacon... hahaha... hiliarious...

  • my heart is 'palpating' over here....LOL!!!!

  • This vid is hilarious! Love it! ; )

  • IT'S GOTTA BE YA'LL LOL LOL... I LOVE IT!!!

  • "you can kiss my *BLANK* and get off my phone" ---- ---- "if i could get to you i'd put lead in you" LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL !!!!

  • This is a pure example of

    What you shouldn't do, but in all honesty this is by far the funniest phone call

    I've ever heard!!