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  • Girl: dada da da da, i am your singing telegram...

    *BOOM*

    Girl: (Falls dead)

    Miss Scarlet: Haha, bitch.

  • *gasp*! he shouldn't run with a knife!

    lol

  • oh... yeah. I remember now...LOL haha!!!

    I love all of them, and the whole movie is beast!!!!

    RIP Madeline Kahn, and you rock Tim Curry!!!!

  • does #25 actually happen in the movie?

    

  • PAH! That was so funny! I need to watch that movie nao! O.o

    Now if you don't mind, I'm going to sleep with my wife. *do do do doo*

  • Where's the part where they're all upstairs and hear something and run downstairs and all run into each other lol

  • I know because I was there LOL

  • What about the part when Mustard told White that she lures men to their deaths??? And when he mentions his mommy and daddy???

  • I. Am. Your singing telegram- !!!!BANG!!!!

    haha love it.

  • eh. #1 wasn't my fav. but i did enjoy #s: (all of them), 4, 3, and 2 specifically.

    One + Two + One + One is- CRASH!!!

  • 22 and 4 were my favorite.

  • ALRIGHT IM SHOUTING!!! IM SHOUTING, IM SHOUTING, IM SHOU- DEAD

  • @reachDelight6 no. not dead per-say...

  • I'm not surprised your favorite moment is with the great Madeline Kahn... One of my favorite moments is with her too, just before Wadsworth reveals that each one of them is being blackmailed:

    Wadsworth: Your first husband also disappeared.

    Mrs. White: That was his job. He was an illusionist.

    Wadsworth: But he never reappeared!

    Mrs. White: Ah! He wasn't a very good illusionist.

    Cracks me up every time :-)

  • I am the singing telegram !boom!

  • 2 comments, 1 don't make the titles so long, & 2 you either entered into some clips to early or late, same as ending them, you need what leads into the joke on some of them, because just a punchline on it's own isn't funny. it's like telling ONLY the ending of the funniest joke you can think of to someone. they won't laugh at it because there was part missing, same if you only tell the beginning. maybe try & work on that in the future. sure most of the bits were funny, but better in context

  • I was going to watch this, but when i say the "24" screen, i turned it off. Epic fail.

  • I can't believe they're remaking this :(

    Furthermore I can't believe they're doing it without me!

  • This entire movie is top moment.

  • when the transitions between clips are longer than the actual clips themselves, you have a problem. blehyucnuaoqefvh *headdesk*

  • number 2. Weird she plays also the Fairy of White in Sleeping beauty 1987

  • awesome list! number 1 is sooo funny, i love it!

  • "Just Checking." "Everything alright?" "Yep. Two corpses. Everything's fine."

    My favorite part.

  • cool

  • 11 is one of my favorites.

  • You must be no artistic person. The 25 small texts on huge pink background are killing whole video.

  • my favorite is ok i am im shouting im shout i'm boink he falls down

  • It was a good list but I would have included the scene where Mr. Green found out that they ate monkey brains and the one where Wadsworth, Mrs. White, Mr. Green and Yvette collided.

  • Obviously #1 really was the best but I would have included a few different scenes. For instance when Miss Scarlett says "True! Who are you, Perry Mason?" or when Wadsworth says "I answered the door and it was Mrs. White looking pale and tragic" or the scene with the Jehovah's Witness. Those are among my favorites as well but good clips in this video nonetheless.

  • your horrible, some of your moments should be longer

  • What's he say at 1:47?

  • @KNGarver "How did you know that?"

    "Can you keep a secret?"

    "Yes."

    "So can I."

  • i thought 13 or 12 waz going to be number one :\

  • "Well where is he?!"

    *Scream

    "By now she was dead!"

    XDDD

  • I love it when Tim curry picks up the dagger and runs down the hall :)

  • the ironing board is my favorite

  • I saw it at a friend and loved it

    I NEED to get the DVD!

  • I never could figure out exactly what DID happen....It's like 3 alternate universes in one movie!

  • i totally thought wadsworth getting hit with the candle stick was going to be number one. i also would have put when all the men volunteered to go with evette and mr.green said no thank you lol

  • Wadsworth makes me laugh xD

  • DONT have a drink in your mouth at the ironing borad bit....I did and coke went EVERYWHERE!

    Love this film and Madeline is the best!

    Followed by the rest of the cast :D

  • When I was a very small child, this movie scared me LOL

  • LOL At the singing telegram BITCH SHUSH! and the number 1 All attempting to look at Miss White confession going WTF?

  • How could a movie be so campy and so subtle at the same time? I only now saw Mr Green dancing during "She's A Jolly Good Fellow" and Col Mustard glancing at Mrs White like WTF?! when she started singing the descant. lol.

    Also as mentioned, the Butler imitating Mr Green's mannerisms while slapping Mrs. Peacock! Thanks for the list! :)

  • It's missing one of my favorite scenes, where Wadsworth is doing the recap in the billard room and goes "But one of us wasn't here. Nyet." And then everyone goes "Nyet?" and He says "Nyet" again all silly.

    Amazing film, Hollywood needs to leave it alone.

  • Colonel Mustard: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?

    Wadsworth: You don't need any help from me.

  • One of my fav parts isn't in here. But it's when green and Yvette want to go up the stairs and green says "ladies first im sure its nothing up there". and Yvette is like "then u go" and green is all nonchalant like "...alright" and the stay put for like 10 seconds. Omg I couldnt stop laughing lmaoooo!

  • my favorite is #17 <3

  • I love em all.

    My favorite is "I'll go home & sleep with my wife" LOL!!!

  • 43 people couldn't sum up the maths on number 3

  • My favorite was all with Wadsworth, Mr. Green, Yvette and Mrs. White tearing around the landing into a four way colllision. Now if you'll excurse me, I think I'll go pull my CLUE DVD off the shelf and watch it again.

  • I was a little suprised when it came to #2 and my favourite moment hadn't been shown, but I guess thats what the #1 spot was for :) I cried with laughter the first time I saw that scene!

  • TOO PINK; DIDN'T WATCH

  • this would be better if you made the countdown frames a billion times shorter....it really ruins the flow...

  • my favorite's the singing telegram XD

  • I liked the whole movie! The part where Mrs. Peacock was beating the furnace pipe yelling "Don't you touch me!" Ms. Scarlet screaming when the cook was discovered followed by "Who would kill the cook?" "Dinner wasn't that bad."

  • The top 1 moment should be... THE WHOLE MOVIE!!!! I have it at home and it's one of my favorite movie ever! Even if I watched it like 50 times or more, I still laugh everytime I watch it!!!

  • fire bre brath

  • Yes ! You hit them all ! :-)

  • The entire writing staff of this movie needs to be brought back together and form their own company because this is just GOLD. You don't find GOOD comedy like this anymore, folks.

  • Someone did a sketch that had the singing telegram at otakon one year... and EVERYONE in the crowd got the joke XDDDD

  • I was looking for the singing telegram part, to send it to a friend, while watching the movie. Then stumbled on this video. You can imagine my surprise when both the paused movie & this video showed the hawt french maid on the golf table :O

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  • What happen to "I work for the state department, and I'm a homosexual...... Thank You"

  • I am your singing telegram . . . . BANG! You can't help but laugh!

  • This is really good but some good bits aren't on here!!!!

  • Is it fitting that each time you cut to those number frames I thought, "GET ON WITH IT!" ?

  • MRS. PEACOCK WAS A MAN?! *SLAP!!* *SLAP!!!*

  • @inasense46and2 XDDDDDD

  • @inasense46and2 lol, my brain went straight to where yours did. :)

  • i think "This is war, Peacock!" should've made the list or at least an honorable mention.

  • Ah, my favorite part is missing. The part where they all collide on the stairs! Still a good collection.

  • could anyone tell, right at 5:01-5:02, the "dead" mr. body look like he swallows? idk what happened but it looks like, just for an instant, his throat moves up and down...

  • @equestrianracer604 Yeah he neck does bulge but oh well.

  • @equestrianracer604 Oh yeah you're right!

  • No chandeler moments? :(

  • Ok, fine. 1 + 2 + 1...SHUT UP!

  • You should have added the point when

    "Like i was trying to tell u there are no bullets left in this gun..." Bam!

    My fav three are that the mounties thing and men should be like tissues soft strong and disposable:D

  • I thought the funniest part was when Mr. Green kept walking around the room but couldn't get a seat bc everyone kept taking them, so finally he sat down on a small table which collapsed a few moments later :)

  • My favorite was the maid in this movie. Yum.

  • "Picked up the dagger..rrrrrrrrrrrrrrran down the hall" hahahah!

  • Mrs. Peacock was a man?? *slap* *slap* *snap*!! lololol

  • @krourou2 actually it was the butler aka mr boddy :) it explains that in the very final scenario hope I helped

  • i love tim curry! IM NOT SHOUTING!... OKAY IM SHOUTING! IM SHOUTING IM SHOUTING IM SHOU--... hahahahahahha

  • I love the singing telegram.

  • I remember this. It was either Mrs. Scarlet or Mrs. Peacock who did it.

  • I remember this movie. It was awesome.

  • For me it was when they were having a makeout session with the dead people

  • ahahahahaha

  • This movie is pure genius, I don't care what anybody says. The acting was superb, due in most to the line deliverance, and the subtle background acting that was always going on. For a long time I would watch this movie and pickup subtle ironies and such that I had never noticed before, even in some of the actors expressions. They couldn't have assembled a better cast to play each and every role. I wish a movie like this would come out now, but I doubt that as its coup de grâce was: IT'S CLUE

  • Come on! The Wadsworth and Col. Mustard scene should have been in the top ten. That's some great word play!

    Wadsworth am I right in thinking there is nobody else in this house?

    ==Mm..no

    Then there IS someone else in this house.

    ==No, sorry, I said no meaning yes

    No meaning yes? Look I want a straight answer. Is there someone else or isn't there, yes or no?

    ==Um...no

    No there is? or No there isn't?

    ==Yes.

  • When they find Evette on the pool table, I still laugh to this day.

    I love this movie so much, it was a staple for me as a kid.

  • Picked up the dagger, RRRRRRUUN DOWN THE HAAALLL!!! and STAB the cook! ....love that part;D

  • I'm not shouting! My favourite ;)

  • "Let's put her in the study with the others" (simultaneously dropping the singing telegram's body on the floor) ... and dropping the cook at the study's entrance should be here too. LOL

  • #8 and #1 are my favs

  • for me, the singing telegram is #1

  • @boy29girl I do that at work all the time. I have people looking at me like, "Huh?"

  • @kewlkat8208 singing at people's door step??? really??? what kind of job is that???

  • @boy29girl no. Actually I work at McDonalds. I just get that part stuck in my head all the time, because that was the one part that I remember from the movie.

  • Two of my favorites were mrs peacock reacting to the "poison" and when they are searching the house and she backs into a water heater thinking it's someone and says "don't you touch me!"

  • lolz for the shwr sean the squeling was little mice..tht woulda been funny

  • Singing tellagram was the best

  • LMFAO!

    Omg, #5. Mrs. White singing back up and Mr. Green's enthusiastic dance skills.

    Now I'm 15 and it's still been my favorite movie since I was 6.

  • CAN YOU KEEP A Secret yes so can i LOL

  • Truth is this film is packed with so many ....what the heck ill swear....f***ing good moments its hard to syphon favourites out!

    If i had to watch a movie over and over for the rest of my life it'd be good old Clue!

  • My vote is on #2, but I know that #1 was add libbed and its not a bad choice.

    #25 should be 3: no dialog, involves all 7 actors, great camera angle, just priceless.

    Then #16 and 17 would be my 4 and 5, hilarious one liners.

    Finally, your 4 and 5 make no sense, dont even belong on the list.

    Anyways, just the opinion of someone who has watched this movie literary about a hundred times.

  • that is a HORRID shade of pink I must say. Video's funny though.

  • 5. 3 and 1 are my favorite but the entire movie was funny

  • How about when they are trying to fight Mr. Boddy?

  • thums up if you think telegram girl was number 1

  • there's no one moment, it's basically this whole movie.

  • and

    Wadsworth's eyes on

    "And yet he was the one who died, not you, Mrs. White, NOT YOU!"

  • UHMMM

    Mustard: This is WAR Peacock! Casualties are inevitable! You cannot make an omlette without breaking eggs, every cook will tell you that!

    Peacock: But look what happened to the cook!

  • 4 should have been 1. That was hilarious.

  • LOL nobody cares about the maid

  • "Yes, but remember what happened next. Mrs Peacock took a drink, you said,'Mabye its poisoned!' she screams!" [Screams funny] "Took her to the sofa!" [Still screaming with Mrs Peacock in toe] "MR GREEN!" [Slaps her] " 'Well, I had to stop her screaming.' "

    Ahhhhh. Tim Curry at his second best. XD

  • hahahahaha  thanks for remember me all this

    I can't stop laughing

  • #17 LOL. I crack up every time I watch that part!!!!

  • My Favourite Bit is Singing Telegram Girl ;)

  • you missed the best part. while wadsworth was explaining how it happened he kept pushing mr. green down and:

    mr. green: WOULD YOU STOP THAT?!?!

    wadsworth: NO!

  • THE IRONING BOARD YOU CANNOT HELP BUT LAUGH!

  • the maid is sexy ;)

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  • There's no need to shout

    IM NOT SHOUTING!

    ....ALRIGHT I AM!

    IM SHOUTING

    IM SHOUTING

    IM SHOU*Bang*

  • @unkwonstudios THAT'S MY FAVORITE PART LOL

  • U DIDNT EVEN HAVE THE KISSING WITH DEAD PEOPLE PART!!

  • 33 Pple didnt have a Clue as to who dunit and wat a good movie is. :)

  • How about...

    "If I were the killer I'd kill you next! ...I said IIIFF!"

    or

    "Why is J. Edgar Hoover on your phone?"

    "I don't know. He's on everyone else's. Why shouldn't he be on mine!?"

    or

    When Yvette and Mr. Green collide with Wadsworth and Mrs. White?

  • on #12 you left out the part where they just close the door on her. that was funny

  • I think you cut the clips a bit too soon on a lot of them which kind of made it seem stuttered. Decent list otherwise, but the pink kind of throws off the tone of the movie.

  • I would've added...

    Colonel Mustard : I hate it when he does that!

    Mrs. White : ahhhhhhhhh!

  • dude #3 was #1, #2 was #3, and #3 was #1 u messed it up

  • they randomly walk in, find yvette dead, and leave?????? wtf

  • @brunettesisterof5 LOTS OF STUFF WAS HAPPENING. DONT YOU JUDGE THEM. *sob*

  • Madeline Kahn's harmony to "For She's a Jolly Good Fellow" is also hilarious!

  • @aidenangola i just die every time she starts the harmony!!

  • @aidenangola descant, not harmony. But yes, I've always wanted to know that.

  • DA DA DA DA DA DA! I AM YOUR SINGING TELEGRAM (boom)

  • The singing telegram was the best

  • #1! So much yes! This list is great :D

  • WATABOUT MS PEACOCK FREAKING OUT?!

  • IM SHOUTING IM SHOUTING IM....

  • like the mounties we always get our man :)

  • GOD BLESS TIM CURRY!!! :)

  • "Get on with it" is actually a reference to the scene from Monty Python's Life of Brian when the woman who claimed Brian was the devil wouldn't shut up. It's minute, but it's there.

  • The gag where they are counting the bullets is good, but it gets 10 times funnier when the shot actually goes off and the butler starts calmly trying to count the shots again

  • Flames! on the side of my face!

    Mwahahah so funny!

  • You forgot the Rockky Horror reference! That's the best thing ever! :D

  • @ScenemoSweetie What's the Rocky Horror reference? I love both movies, I feel like a total idiot asking lol :P XxX

  • @NickiLovesRiD The scene when Mustard's ex-driver comes to the house, asking to use the phone because his car broke down.

  • RRRRRRRUN DOWN THE HALL!!

    hahaha!

    my personal favorite =D

  • RUNNNNNNNN DOWN THE HALLL

  • "There's no need to shout-"

    "I'M NOT SHOUTING! ALRIGHT, I AM! I'M SHOUTING! I'M SHOUTING! I'M SHOUT--"

    **bam**

    **Wadsworth falls to the floor**

    LOL

  • I don't know about anyone else, but I never noticed Wadsworth jumping around behind Mrs Peacock at 3:23 until my third time watching the movie XD

  • i luv how in #5 mrs whites like, singing opera

  • lol i luved the singing tellogram, thats the funniest scene

  • lol they're collectively like, "I...can't" in that first clip

  • i like when wadsworth tries to catch mrs.peacock

  • 12, 2 , and 3 ar my favs. miss scarlet is my fav charactor 2 mrs. peacock.

  • they arent as funny without longer clips

  • " I need a drink...just checking.

    everything fine?

    two corpses everything's fine" LOL!! XD

  • you did a good job making it :) even if u where 12 XD

  • Who are you?..... Colonel Mustard

    I'm the butler....... Wadsworth

    What do you do?..... Colonel Mustard

    I buttle........ Wadsworth.

    That would have been cool to put that in :D

  • i luv this vid but id have to disagree with the whole vid.. the whole movie is my fav part

  • one of us could have stayed ing the study. picked up the dagger. ran down the hall and stabed the cook LOL LOL

  • this movie rules

  • My two favourite parts are:

    ALRIGHT I AM SHOUTING. I'M SHOUTING I'M SHOUTING I'M SHOUT*thunk*

    and

    Da da da da da da! I, Am, Your Singing Telegram *bang*

  • i luv miss scarlet she is hilarious

  • "3 Murders" "6 all together..." "This is getting serious..." OMG LOL!!!

  • love number 9... Mrs. Peacock was a MAN?! hahaha

  • I love how they just walk out the door after seeing the body and I love Tim Curry the best he is sooooo HOT!!!!

  • To make a long story short

    "Too late"

  • too many good moments to do a complete list of them. It would be the whole movie.

  • 9,8,1 r my favorites

  • What about the part where they all were "comparing straws" to see who had matching straws so they could go out and search the house in pairs? i thought that part was funny.

  • what program did you use to edit the video?

  • @vinnynet WIndows Movie Maker, thats why this video is so bad lol...i made it like 4 years ago when i was 12 haha:)