#15 Spartacus

[ayc70]

haha

[doublexgreen]

STAY CALM AND REMOVE THE ARROW FROM YOU KNEE

[xxGAMINGxxXpertXX]

i used to be spartacus like you ...... then i took an arrow to the knee

[Xrissyparis]

@xxGAMINGxxXpertXX seriously -_-

[DesotellRacing62]

@xxGAMINGxxXpertXX .....still in 2011 i see

[imguthixian]

I'm Spartacus!!!!!!

[GrilledPandas]

Wny has this got so many dislikes?

[GBeansauce]

@GrilledPandas 'cause its stolen from explosms ACTUAL channel. Hence the awful recording watermark.

[GrilledPandas]

@GBeansauce Thanks :)

[xXValkyrie6Xx]

Monty python: the life of brian.

[Theunnaturalninja2]

I was spartacus then i took an arrow to the knee

[redalert274]

It lies one other man has been there and it is the one and only living legend Charlie freaking sheen

[deanna445]

at 0:50 theres like WAYYYY more people then n the beggining

[temendavud]

turer I used to be an adventurer like you...then I took an arrow to the knee

[pokemaster5461]

"i wanna be espartaciss" gay guy randomness

[foadiiii]

@pokemaster5461 thats a hipster not a gay guy

[YourCuntingDaughter]

@foadiiii Why would a hipster want to do what everyone else wants to do?

[Radazexe]

this video would be funny, if it wasnt stolen

[tehjoch]

Fail watermark. Visit the offical channel ExplosmEntertainment instead

[awesomelyskilled]

thumbs up for the gay guy

[SuperKlaas11]

The gay guy is the voice of Mr. Slave (South Park) and the clothes are from Assurancetourix (Asterix and Obelix)!

[warguy58]

Thumbs up if posts that ask for a thumbs up are fucking lame.

[FuckFoodBitch]

where is the island on whors i wont to go it semms like a grest place to take my family

[mauricioksl]

its funny but the f****** tv is loud

[PandaNerd95]

THIS IS BULLSHI-*end credit song plays*

[stickydude331]

with what program you make the animation ...i want that program!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blackbrood401]

Thumbs up because I said something clever!

[fableofhalo]

@Blackbrood401 f**k you, you thumbwhore

[Blackbrood401]

@fableofhalo Lol, That's the point, I was making fun of Thumb Whores :3

[lKento]

~Next Day~

Gurad,"Well, Whoops sorry slaves, but i made a mistake, the one named spartacus is supposed to be sent to gay-rapist land. And because you all claim to be spartacus... I'll send you all there.

Slaves,"D:"

[pippy787]

i am sooo horny now...

[RandomProductionzs]

Smartucus.

[Chilsonsean]

I think my mom lives on the island...

[ANinjaSpartan]

but..... I'm spartacus.... O.O

[star10310]

a land of free prostitutes and HIV

[nginxftw]

@star10310 Thats why I'd visit the land of free condoms first ;D

[Thatmetaldude590]

Dude... Italy didn't exist.

[Kidzilla99]

Oh, this is bulsh!

[FroggyOnFir3]

Press 3 - 5 I will be banished

[Carlthor1]

i was spartacus before it was mainstream

[Tairine795]

@Carlthor1

And I was Spartacus before it was trendy.

[XxThePukYxX]

a¡?

[hackal10000]

lol "who" at 1:00

[lancetmccoy]

this is crap this isnt even the real guy

[mnibbi98]

0:56 WTF?

[TheDJAsian]

keep pressing 8, listen to the gay guy

[BoomergbhVideo]

If No One Has Been To The Island Of Whores... How Do They Know It Exists?

[alfonzo830]

@BoomergbhVideo No MAN has ever gone

[AufbixProdukcija]

commander of italy? it should be Rome

[keith2dale4k]

spartacus's voice sounds like master cheif just saying i am not a halo nerd

[Animal00Kaiser]

386 people wanted to go to WHORE ISLAND ... bullshi-

[TheD3r1k]

in all truthfulness, he never said female whores

[Alridx]

@TheD3r1k "Island of whores, where no other man has ever been". All females.

[SamsDailyRoutine]

@TheD3r1k Although he did say "Where no other man has ever been"

[obezana]

@TheD3r1k well since all females are whores then arent all whores female? :D

[TheThehanks]

@obezana no this is incorrect you see there are some girls to ugly to be whores there for a found a counter example but there is snookie mmmmm im sorry turns out you were right the whole time. but then again there is your dad........

[Indigonac]

@obezana So you like your dick sucked and also suck dick?

[obezana]

@Indigonac HAHAHAHA.. fail.

[Indigonac]

@obezana I saw it a second time and thought imediatly what u wrote:P

[obezana]

@Indigonac haha

[potctk]

@TheD3r1k OH SHIT! lol that would suck. i could not live ona a island filled with man whores

[RandomPunctuation]

@TheD3r1k But he did say that no man has ever been there

[Indigonac]

@TheD3r1k Thats what I thougt:P

[SenshuRysakami]

@TheD3r1k Though he did say "Where no other man has ever been"

[P0WNapple]

@TheD3r1k no men ever been there

[PerchickSpore]

@TheD3r1k But he said "where no other man has ever been" ^^

[jaktom2]

@PerchickSpore yeh no other man, OTHER so they could be men

[thegreatcheesedemon]

@TheD3r1k

"Where no other man has ever been"

[TheROACHES1]

@TheD3r1k he said were no other man has been

[ZeroZX999]

@TheD3r1k Wow...kudos to you for realizing that. o.o

Didn't really give much thought into that.

[xTheEnigmax]

@TheD3r1k He said, "Where no other MAN has ever been."

[legalam]

@TheD3r1k 0:38 "Where no other man has been"

So yeah he kind of sugests that they are female whores, unless their monkeys or something...

[DeletedUser231]

@TheD3r1k He said where no man has gone before



[marcuseng127]

@TheD3r1k He did say no other man has ever been

[CWolfyWolf]

@TheD3r1k

But he said that no men have been there before.

[MyVideosYourViews]

@TheD3r1k He did say where no man has been before

[AwsomenessDefined]

@TheD3r1k he said no other man has ever been though

[lightscameraaction90]

@TheD3r1k But he did say,"...where no man has ever been before."

[terrorrname]

@TheD3r1k where NO MAN HAD EVER GONE BEFORE

[Touchguy912]

I'm Sparticus!

[CorruptSoul3219]

You know, I think I would have found this cool if you guys werent faggots trying to copy off a successful series.

[Mangaman1100]

LAWL

[flaminghomo91]

why does the gay guy wants to go to whore island?

[yrulaughing]

Press "7" repeatedly for "Jizz jizz jizz jizz"

[Ansidca]

lol 0:44 at the backround: ''Did he say whore island??'' xD

[theaggiefan54]

did you say whore island?

[ilikeswimming85]

press 4 to see a creepy face

[Zedetnik]

Ow... This is bullshi-

[ILMLForever]

I read the credits at the top of the screen, yet not the ones at the end. Did they do that on purpose?

[lopeztrevor2]

im sparticus

[666CthulhuIsMyBitch]

378 people aren't spartacus.

[MrGilstorf]

No! I Spartacis

[Masterwid]

"You shall be banished to the island of whores..." "... that would be the male island of whores..."

[pureHavik]

how is it whore island if no men have been there? lesbians?

[ObsessedwithZelda2]

@lotf21685

he did say where no other man has been :/

[xxmadz13xx]

@AndrewGarciaStuff he's saying bullshit but the cut him off

[HuskyZealot]

That caused the happening of Sparta (home of "This is SPARTA!!!")!

[ozerataoglu]

@HuskyZealot Spartacus is a Thracian, not a Spartan. He gets his name from an ancient Spartan King, but he's from Thrace. Spartacus is his Roman slave name.

[HuskyZealot]

@ozerataoglu I said that lead to the happening of Sparta (home of "This is SPARTA!!!")!

[AndrewGarciaStuff]

whats bulsh mean?

[dpnjdevils666]

@HumanAlein100000 I was him first!

[markie758]

Did you see Waldo?

[HumanAlein100000]

@Akrucious No, I am!

[left4ellis2]

@HumanAlein100000 no i am

[marslo0531]

did any1 saw that old guy with grey hair ?

[kadehatten]

0:53 there's mr. potato head

[kadehatten]

0:06 u see a man with sideburns

[jordancn]

365 people aren't spartacus.

[diegolicious08]

365 people are bullshit

[madness3200]

lol they want to escape XD

[MegaRockMan1]

Wait... at 0:18 the soldier says that the punishment is crucifixion, so why is that at 0:35 his sentence is changed to being exiled to whore island?

[trexopia]

@MegaRockMan1 well if you listen carefully it says that the penalty (crucifixion) will be set aside if you identify the body or living person named spartacus

[MegaRockMan1]

@trexopia Now I look dumb Q.Q

[EzKrispy]

@MegaRockMan1

No he says set aside, as in thats not what will happen.

[MegaRockMan1]

@EzKrispy Trexopia already said that.

[EzKrispy]

@MegaRockMan1

You're a faggot lol

[MegaRockMan1]

@EzKrispy And you're a troll who's too stupid to read previous comments ;)

[stephenmctowley]

im spartacus and so ismy wife

[sihkduV]

how can they be whores if "no other man has ever been"...

[iluvfuz]

Wait, I completely forgot what happened in Spartacus. Did the slaves all stand up for Spartacus by claiming to be him, and this is a parody of that, or am I thinking of a different movie/book?

[outofcontrolmotion]

@iluvfuz no your thinking of the right thing

[dragonballzguyguy]

SWF

[lIPokemonlI]

0:57.

[Wobblins]

AT 0:50 you can hear shadow say "im spartacus" lol

[kymetastic]

I love the voice at 0:45, "Did you say whore island?"

[CharizardMasterBall]

They're all farticus.

[EpicBrandonable]

Fake and gay.

[DragonWorldProducts]

I wanna be a Spartacus

[ChooLer7]

commander of Italy ? I thought it was Rome

[ajb7811]

@ChooLer7 Rome a city found in Italy

[ChooLer7]

@ajb7811

it was the Roman empire. not Italy.

[Burostolbostav]

@ChooLer7

At the time of Spartacus (70's BC) it was Roman republic :)

[tjarcokugel]

first episode without sex or extreme violence!

[TheBaconprincess]

I don't get it

[tromango]

haha

im spartacus

[xChrisBoulterx]

I'm Spartacus and so is my wife!

[leftfordead927]

where the

did the random gay guy come from!?

[lupocephalic]

@leftfordead927

The Village ... du-uh.

[RawrJumping]

then again, this is a matt comic, so is it no surprise that it sucks?

[jari184]

dude, watch the left guard at 0:13

[Ferno642]

@jari184 Lawl.

[appplelove99]

@jari184 AHAHA SCRACHES HIS BUT LOL

[epicspy1]

@jari184 BUTT SCRATCHING POWERS GO!!

[14soccerstorm]

Who?



[NicolePreciado]

bullshit NOT funny

[HeadShootingMaster]

... i wanna be Spartacus :D

[CoconutGirlWireless]

but explosive media is the cyanide&happiness web site... no thieving unless they're stealing from..themselves :P

[thatguyeatsurkids]

is it just me or did the guy on the left scratch his but during the other guys speech 

[inu358]

They are all liars, I am Spartacus XD

[brennenderopa]

Lol, this is Cyanide and Hapines with only one s :)

This is one video thiefing ninja. The real channel is called ExplosmEntertainment me thinks.

[RandomguyX5]

Press 3, then quickly 5

[xXTripleThreatxXx]

335 people are not spartacus

[anal554442]

thumbs up if you're spartacus

[FUCKDISTING]

hahaha

turn on your transcribe audio

and go to 0:35 to 0:38 where it says

you shall be banished to the island of holes

where north america has ever been

[FUCKDISTING]

WHY the would you say "Help us with new videos by SUBSCRIBING"?

clearly you don't own happiness and cyanide...

and if anybody here who didn't noticed it.

there's only one "s" on his happiness

or maybe I'm wrong bout this... just curious

[ilovemakingmovie]

cool video

[Pinndaatje11]

did someone see that the guy at 0:15 is scratching his but?

[Soulsilver1994]

I#M SPARTACUS!!!

[CommissarHammerzeit]

Terribly unfunny

[godofgubgub]

also 0:56 = what

[godofgubgub]

oh transcribe audio Sparticus is not art it is

[xxxXRuhaniXxxx]

Turn on transcribe audio. Turn to 0:08

How do you get German from Italy?

[BabeRuth188]

NO I'M SPARTACUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Reaper2252]

anyone notice the guy at 0:55

[LuminOfMoonlight]

look, explosm has failed to post these shorts on their page. until they do so, kindly stfu about them being stolen. if you don't like it, why do you watch it?