MY SON IS AN IDIOT AND HE MITE B GAY

[FunnyGamerNERD]

I wanna be a snake because snakes eat eggs! I laughed my ass off.

[Killuminatyi]

Dude you're the idiot! Don't get me wrong I like your videos, I am subbed to you but..

1st of all your pupils are fucking DILATED so stay off the drugs it makes you paranoid, you are a parent.

2nd of all he is JUST 8 years old he doesn't know what he wants to be yet and he still has to grow up before he becomes something for sure and whatever he decides to become support him. No 8 year old is gay or idiot.

3rd of all even if he will be gay he will NEVER try to turn you gay.

[TheLuigiTron]

@Killuminatyi AHAHAHA! You obviously have not taken the time to see his recent vids, don't embarrass yourself.

[donatshabani]

@Killuminatyi dude he is not like this for reall. He is just playin

[ZteveN18]

@Killuminatyi Not sure if trolling, or just a dumbass

[CursedNs]

I wana be a snake!

[fabriciusbjerre]

"I wanna be.. you know.. a... a.. person that makes the food"

[trotwoodtrouble]

If he is gay it is what it is there is nothing wrong with it the helmet did not do it some are just gay sounds like you have a wonderful son don't worry to much and just love him like you do

[TheGermandude2]

@trotwoodtrouble He's trolling lol this is a character that he made. It's some satirical comedy.

[darkshadow113]

if your son turned gay it wasnt the helmet, it was the re reply girls titys that converted him, get them!

[taintedegotrip]

hahahaha

[hcprost]

This guy is fucking hilarious. Fucking top tier comedy. Subbed.

[warior5pink]

so happy i was sent here by another sub

[TheHidden0123]

dude you are fucking hilarious seriously.

[nini9012]

Wait...he's 8 and just now learning the alphabet?!?

[cenzi6]

who the hell DOESNT want to be a snake though?

[BlakOktobure]

@cenzi6 Fuck Snakes, I wanna be a Honey Badger. 

[ALANSE7EN]

this is his second video I watch. I'm definetly subscribing

[Klause5425]

my new favorite sub...

[TheDeranger911]

2:13 i fucking lost it man

[Camuhflage]

"scrambling at penis" lol

[Usuallyboredalot]

i was drinking gatorade and you sir.. owe me a new computer screen...

[zeejustin6]

haha this was fucking hilarious man fucking hilarious

[DivineMastery]

I'm going to share this on Fanotquiteacircleebook.

[Only1Sketchy]

"O.K. make 'em scrambled." hahahahahaha dude.....that is the time of screwing with the teacher's mind...

[BROD3O]

"Not quite a circle" Fucking genius, LMFAO

[addamp123]

Fucking hilarious, but i hope you don't talk like that irl because you sound kind of like a douce,not saying you are one though.

[jobajoba444]

HAHAHA hilarious fucking video wow

[SPlLLlNG]

ROFL "What if he looks at me with that gay lust shit, and he comes scrambing at my Penis"

[ianharwood]

your son is a stupid, gay pelican who wants to be a snake

[S0ADxManiac]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O

[SirJoePanda]

lol I love how people don't understand hes joking.

[dolamitews6]

that stupid hat sucks his brain power out. Notice every video of him he's wearing a flat brim

[DJBOYARDEE]

LOL

[peronthious]

i think i speak for all gay pelicans here in saying that skateboarding is more of a puffin hobby

[peronthious]

why would you beat the fuck out of a pelican

[peronthious]

the real answer is your son is a pelican

[xXFr0gXx]

@peronthious No he's a gay fish.

[strikerm70]

Funny

[ddvs2012]

this has to be fake right? This cant be a real person

[Dizocilpine]

@ddvs2012 Is it REALLY that hard to figure out?

[ddvs2012]

@Dizocilpine yes actually, there are plenty of retarded people in America

[ItsBlackFriday]

@ddvs2012 this guy has tons of different personas that he acts as

[TheRatchetkid]

not quite a circle got me laughing and chocking, goddamn man xD

[DelpyPicchi]

cmon man i dont have to be gay to know people will never think this things about their parents, man like woman and they got moms so? they dont look to their moms like that.

[211990bry]

i wanna be a snake lmfao

[211990bry]

your sons going to commit suicide if he ever watches this

and if hes 8, u shouldnt show him ur cock anyways

[211990bry]

i laughed so hard i shit myelf

[rrus545]

Dude I watched two of your videos, and was like this dudes funny, but then I watch this one. come on man know when not to cross the line. All kids do things that are weird you stupid bastard. Look your a grown ass man still doing stupid stuff.

[IL0VEPANCAKES]

@rrus545 You do know he's acting right... and these are made up stories >.> sorry to burst your bubble.... AND Sam Gavite (his real name) is actually gay....

[336forlife]

@rrus545 Ever heard of a joke? Generally most of the time they require a sense of humor.

[NeVeRjc]

LMFAO!

[jackspicer9590]

one of my friends who was the one of the smartest guys i've ever known, he gave speeches to schools, and was the representative of my class, he wanted to be a Penguin

[foxy21diamond]

my IQ feels like its going down watching him lol

[mynameisray]

@foxy21diamond haha yeah but still funny

[ItsGoodTelevision]

"i wanna be a snake" lmfao wtf

[freedfighter96]

"If I get out the shower or somethin' and he opens the door and his eyes glazing with that fucking gay lust shit, and he comes like scramblin' at my penis?!"

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[luizfilipefigueira]

he sounds like Billy Madison

[bpbrett]

WHy is he sharing this?

[DJBigJFTW]

what's with you and pelicans? LOL

[6flyonthewall]

ok make em scrambled

[1757045771M3]

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[TheTruthDK]

not quite a circle, hahaha that's hilarious. haha i wanna be a snake, dude your son is a fucking genius

[TheTruthDK]

i did some gay shit when i was a kid to!

[Chooify]

It's cool bro quit exaggerating and don't be ripping on him or he going to turn on you for sure trust, he's young, he's still learning bro he still doesn't understand the differences in the world you got to teach him because inner city schools don't teach us shit.

[DowntownOtis]

It's your fault. scumbag. go smoke some more crack.

[LoveStonedSour]

"AND HE GAY" LMFAO.

[spotty8chi]

because.snakes.eat.eggs

[beardygoatttt]

That is a legitimate concern.

[TheScarfaceNYC1]

OH MY GOD The tags kill me lmao

[chunkymilk]

I wanted to be a tree when I was a kid.

[SharkxSlayer]

dude he might get better when he gets grown up so...

[ilovecake37]

I WANNA BE A SNAKE TOO.

[spencegame]

"What the fuck am I supposed to do if he tries to turn me gay."- pissed my pants

[Disturbedisawesom]

@spencegame Lmao indeed

[WonderWeiss324]

My face when people think this is serious....holy fuck.

[dodrugsandhailsatan]

and he said okay, make'em scrambled.

[RoboticPerfection]

"My son is turning gay and I think it's my fault" and that's were I'm going to stop watching

[Nelsonhojax15]

@RoboticPerfection Oh my God, he's not serious. That's the joke! Get a fuckin sense of humor!

[RoboticPerfection]

@Nelsonhojax15 Dude, relax.. I know that. I wasn't exactly serious, ya know.

[JasenLong]

this dude is fuckin hilarious

[tehMintySquinty]

I don't know if this is intentional but the stupidity is brilliant!

[edonomahou]

Haha, your son is a fag.

[TheIatolaofrocknroll]

that bitch needs to learn the fuckin english language.

[PlumIsLegit]

yo skweezy no one messing wit u k

[comedrac]

lol, not quite a circle.

[comedrac]

I like how people think this guy is real, lol.

[onatorrent]

You Sir, should not be a parent. First of all, Gay people do not make straight men gay. That is just a stupid and misguided manor of thinking. You should be thinking about how your going to protect your child from all the physical and mental abuse he could receive by being gay. I know of no one that would just pick a day and make up there or my mind that I am going to turn gay. I dont know any one that would want to pick to be bullyed and attacked physically and mentally by being gay.

[JasenLong]

@onatorrent ur a fuckin moron

[CountDF]

@onatorrent

misguided mansion of thinking*

[spencegame]

@onatorrent he's not being serious

[Lizzzeg]

HE GAY? MITE B COOL

[Ravenite1]

crack cocaine and kids don't mix this is why

[westie420uk]

someone needs to tell this dude he is white!

[JellowRulez]

so ur planning on showing him ur package? 1:30

[50N3RD0G4N]

@JellowRulez Not yet!

[jrckr1]

I think Ive stumbled to the weird part of youtube....

[CMSSL4D2TF2LoL]

i cri evritim

[MrNapoleanMortimer]

I wanna be a person that makes da food!

[EminentDZN]

Is this serious? xD

[LouisianaSuperdome]

@EminentDZN Yes.  Completely serious.

[EminentDZN]

@LouisianaSuperdome Some parts seem what not staged, for instance, his son turning him gay?

[ShelbyxPwns]

hahahahahaha

[peaceloveannnna]

this guy is HILARIOUS

[noyesc1]

How can you peeps not understand that this is a CHARACTER that this guy put on... and a very good character at that. Hats off to you my good sir :P

[Lippyandalbd]

@noyesc1 apparently no one else can see this. He's so funny. xxx

[airman20012001]

lol cook him eggs lol 

[airman20012001]

like a gd pelican lol love em any

[bengalz432]

c and circle start with the same sound...

[860Maze]

I WANNA BE A SNAKE

[vinnierex2]

do u make all this shit up cause your actually the funniest cunt in the world

[Gameathoner]

Maybe when you pushed his momma down the escalators you did it wrong, I hear that makes them gay.

[IsThisALife]

Lol I like how people are pissed because they think he's serious, chill out he's just making comedy!

[cooper42793]

"That's why I ain't showing him my package yet." So.....You were planning to show your son your penis? Well that's cool.



[hilarioushuman]

Make em scrambled.

[SelfAngela]

he wants to a snake? a slithery little sneaky snake?

[Technova1976]

Relax dude... to have a gay child is not so terrible as you present it. Try to be a good father and change a little bit your style..! ;-)

[gben42]

I wanna be a, a, uhhhh... A person that makes the food!

[VonneDutch]

This is a joke right? If this guy is serious. Why is he allowed to have a child? This is child abuse.

[thatstheguy07]

@VonneDutch Fuck off idiot

[SwaggerDX]

@VonneDutch no its not

[W4TCH4W]

Lol this guy has nothing else to worry about?...

What if my son comes in my room after shower and .... at my penis? WTF this guy has good imagination

[SWHproduktions]

If my sons gay adoption is #1 idea

[XfuckyouX24]

Dude all i got to say is that if u love him you will support him and how the fuck can he turn u gay thats the dumbest shit ive ever heard and he wouldnt look at u in a nasty way cuz ur his father wtf

[Arzaire]

Wait, why is Queen Latifa in the tags?

[whatsfordinnerr]

you're ears are really weird. but i still love you.

[promoeyouknow925]

child molestin

mofo

[promoeyouknow925]

your son is gay

[silsil53]

I wanna be a snake.

[whateverthehellz]

cant tell if trolling or are just very stupid

[thefuzz97]

@whateverthehellz I know which one you are, though.

[whateverthehellz]

@thefuzz97 alright little boy

[ToothpickMcBrainy]

@whateverthehellz Uh......watch some of his other videos.

[rolo3040]

@whateverthehellz if my son was gay id kill em

[beermandan420]

@whateverthehellz I know he's good isn't he?

[xbox2pins]

sir, pelicans do not have hands

[UnholySatyr]

i think your gay and you want to touch your son.

[mjdwmaster1212]

your reasons for thinking that people are gay are fucked up/retarded not to mention offensive to many of my friends.my advice is get a dictionary and look up homo or gay

then get your ghetto ass to school

[AliansDoExist]

@mjdwmaster1212

you should see what he says in the video "Hi."

it's fake

[BeGrunge]

"That's why i aint show him my package yet"

why would you show him your junk in the first place

why

[gologabob]

I love this troll and all the people who take him seriously.

[gologabob]

I love this troll.

[funnyhillbillies]

Great Acting ^O^

[DishonestAbe0]

No, I think your kid is just being a kid.

[Zyilexx]

At least you're accepting. At least you're not retarded. DID YOU EVER TRY TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER?! HOW FUCKING DUMB ARE YOU?! Oh, hate to break this, but you kinda have a lisp...

[MrBrochacho]

Good thing you'll love your son no matter what, and accept whatever choices he makes.

It's too bad you're a fucking retard, blaming his lisp on his apparent "homosexuality," expecting a teacher to be fine with your rude letters and for saying your son is gay because of the shape of his head.

Also, him wanting to be a snake is fine, because he's a kid. He's having fun. You're the fucking idiot, not your son. I'm sorry about the bad news.

[DeathMyer]

@MrBrochacho LMFAO THIS FAGGOT GOT TROLLED HARD HOLY SHIT HES ANGRY ABOUT IT TOO LMAO

[DrButcherMD]

your son is an idiot, and his skull is deformed because of fetal alcohol syndrome.

[dundee11101]

Did he say ... pelican?! Do pelicans have swingy arms?

[viacalvy]

and come to find out Skweezy Jibbs you are a lie and i have been duped.

[ryanfourfive]

hahah queen latifa in the tags

[pumitaproductions]

if he has a lisp it should be thnake not snake

[warlockmetal1]

This is even funnier after watching your latest video!

[casecasepot]

fucking amazingits so hilarious cause he's gay

[casecasepot]

fucking amazing

[ownedtwic3]

Sqweezy is Gay. :\ I still love him though. Everyone... /watch?v=Wj5WtHeewvs&feature=c­hannel_video_title Sqweezy Sqweez will never never be the same.

[michaeldm2008]

this guy is a fucking genius ... not playin !

[xMeanBean]

@logdizzle I LOVE your comment. And Skweezy is funny as hell

[jokerjokejoe]

This fucker looks like a Fag, i hope he never goes to jail

[erickismyname420]

lmao and that was it he dont wanna be snake no morre

[EatMyCookie1234]

I don't think snakes eat eggs lol

Dont they eat mice?

[TheAPC91]

i dont know if your faking those videos, i dont know who you are, but you are funny as fuck ! XD

[zingdoodle1]

"I wanna be an astronaut, I uhh uhhh uhh uh uhhh wanna be the person that makes the food, and little peanut was like, I wanna be a snake!" hahahah

[zingdoodle1]

"A, B, Not quite a circle, D"

[twobirdstone]

da fuckkk?

[dmp2163]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO "what if he tries to turn me gay?"

[kylendawe]

wait what? 1:33 wtf? my dad didnt show me his package and im glad, i dont know where u live akweezy and i respect ya dawg but that tripped me out.

[aquateenI16]

A,B, not quite a circle, D.

[JAGuar6130]

i guess being gay runs in the family

[joeypellicone]

screaming match, best!