Cockney e.g. from Lock Stock

[Furykidxxx]

He's a facking FEEF

[MrPunishha]

that the govner the was a real enfocer 4 most of londons gangsters including the krays,he dead now though,

[MyPaulclark]

i met hary the hatch it smile

[Amsterdamjordaan]

Great fucking movie

[fabiescu68]

hi guys, how is the name of this movie??? Tks for answering me. bye

[metyuewb]

@fabiescu68 Hoiw is it? It's all right!

[Milesco]

He's fucking fief!

[xRocketzFighterx]

: (< Whats it for?

lol at that face at 1:09

[mizeyesis]

love it! hahahaha... one of the best accents in the world.

[halopipe]

Two guys were drowned by "The Baptist" :D

[HazeInTheBrain]

HES A FACKIN THIEF !

[gblueslover2]

I'm going to look here on you tube for a Wales accent, My family tells me we have historical ties with Wales....hmmmm let's see if YouTube has some examples....

[gblueslover2]

@PostcardKittenMeow I've mentioned this earlier, check out "Argument  Clinic" by Monty here on YouTube ..HILARIOUS

[MrMagsimus]

Rip the governor Lenny, last of the true British hard men.

[c0rnf1ake]

fuckin hell, I love how our British violence is portrayed...but lets not kid our selves...america is way more voilent...and Im glad its not here tbh.

[gblueslover2]

So the accents I hear in Monty Python comedy are from what region of Great Britan ?

[gamblemadman]

@gblueslover2 All over the place ... but they talk funny in those films on purpose.

[gblueslover2]

@gamblemadman OK thanks. Look up "Argument Clinic" from Monty Python, here on YouTube. Totally hilarious, and great British accents too !

Regards..

[PostcardKittenMeow]

@gblueslover2 They're public school accents - for weird, historically, reasons private schools are called public here in GB. All the Pythons went to public schools.

[alanmeires]

@gblueslover2 public school boys its a well to do accent

[MichaelLawsTV]

is brick top and the narrator the same person?

[DannyEastes]

@MichaelLawsTV Yes

[KevinJKtheman]

@MichaelLawsTV Yes they are,he is the actor Alan Ford

[kd84afc]

I know Cheshire street, its off vallance road where the krays onced lived, which runs between bethnall green, and whitechapel

[brazzersdakikeladam]

he's a fuckin PHIEVFE!

[achidgey]

terrible acting by the baptist cunt

[jak67709]

@achidgey If Lennie was still alive you would not say that to his face because he is a fuckin' maniac

[achidgey]

@jak67709 I'm sure someone who's been in a movie would resort to violence immediately after being criticised, good point

[yajo891]

@achidgey coming from his background he is doing a pretty good job

[KabzieMusic]

@achidgey he was a bare knuckle boxing champion who died just after filming. Show some repect.

[achidgey]

@KabzieMusic show some respect to a man i dont fucking know or care about?

OK, how about you show some respect to my enormous penis!

[MatttJack]

He's a fuckin' FEEF!

[Levanoir]

It's Bricktop!

[zly81]

@Levanoir

Where? Where? lol

[Levanoir]

@zly81 The narrator mate!

[zly81]

@Levanoir

I was being sarcastic :)

Btw, he`s not only the narrator but also the Alan character

[drumgroovy]

He's a FAAAAACCCKIN liability!

[ghostieknows]

my dad knew lenny hes just as he is in the film .. a legend!

[kaykko]

Let me tell you about Hatchet Harry. Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson, who worked for Harry. It was rumoured that he was on the take. Harry's invited Smithy round for explanation. Smithy didn't do a very good job. Within a minute, Harry's lost his rag. Reached out for the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a 15-inch black rubber cock. He's then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with it. Now, that was seen as a pleasant way to go.

[BayouBluesMan]

he's a fucking fief lol

[therealKINDLE]

What the ffffffFUCK... Are you doing ear?

[urtube2k9]

Barry the baptist is class.R.I.P Lenny.

[CreditDue52]

This movie was released in 1998. Fucking donkeys.....

Lenny Mclean died that year too...

[Josh360]

a monster of a man!

[Adfamere09]

Watch and learn you yankey cunts.

[TruthandJusticeUK]

Americans watch and get learning.

[stjopan82]

@TruthandJusticeUK amen!!!!! btw am polish!!!!!

[stjopan82]

Skomentuj ten film... RIP LENNY -YOU FOCKIN GOD!

[Drkcirtap39]

that's the cinematographer being drowned

[JessicaM96]

whose the guy on the phone at 0:22

[popwar321]

@JessicaM96 eddie... and hes a facking liability

[HolyHerbalHemp]

@JessicaM96 one of the main charactors

[max4gabi]

hes a fuckin liability lol

[Cerberusballs]

Cockney, somehow or another, still commands respect even with a desktop full of dildos.

[DjTommyKx]

lol 0:52

[martinmerrywinkle]

Lenny Mclean playing big Barry......was there ever a more perfect role??

[inchaoswetrust]

Awright geeezzaa! you can't speak cockney fer shit. Sort that shit out mate.

[jblip1]

Lenny Mclean in there

[iceblade05]

HE'S A FUCKIN LIABILITY

[rogerthehat]

well if youv'e got it youv'e got it

[chapmasi]

Darn't play innocent wiv me Bazza .... SPANKING!

[NicKingPapiChulo]

isnt the man with the mustache the one in "riley escobar" episode of the boondocks?

[iamangelo22]

What's that for??..... Spanking!

[Kenazzle]

Spankin'

[koopa786]

ROFL

[csabadi]

he makes sure that the administrative side of the business runs harmoniously...:)))

[LastStretchFilms]

@attackofthemongs That didn't even make any sense. My sight has nothing to do with the success of foreign, unknown, independent films in the American film industry.

[keeperofthecheese]

I just realised that the narrator is "Brick top" from Snatch. :D

[Kcon83]

I keep a lizard and I sometimes do this with the locusts "shouting are you going to f''king PAY!?!" into it's dish bowl,

[Jasper8372]

rip lenny

[Briggybow123]

Ahh dont go actin' all innocent on me bazza, it's fe Spankin'

[eXPerienceyeah]

"He's a fackin loiabilitay"

[Usernamenottaken2k]

Very nice Harry! What's it for?

[RhaegarTargaryen1884]

@Usernamenottaken2k Dont play innocent with me Usernamenottaken2k.

[KidLonsdale]

does anyone know the name of the music at the start of the video, tried to find it but got no results, thnx alot :D

[LiaS1964]

are you gonna fuckin pay

[Machao6]

"When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to finish...know what I mean?"

[NHBPking]

My dad went to school with the guy on the sofa My dad told me he was a nasty man and a bully at school.

[Machao6]

@NHBPking

Why do I find that so easy to believe?

[jaimerocharibeiro]

BESt part 0:35

[LastStretchFilms]

@attackofthemongs The film was adapted from Ritchie's earlier short film 'The Hard Case' which he made independently, therefore he probably had no expectation that it would be seen in America, as it is very hard for foreign films to make it in America, let alone independent ones.

[attackofthemongs]

@LastStretchFilms you must be blind !

[attackofthemongs]

This film is essentially the same as drivel like Notting Hill or 4 weddings , it's a British film that charactatures English people to sell to the the American market .

It truly is a pile of dogshit.

[Asapoo]

@attackofthemongs Bolloks

[attackofthemongs]

@Asapoo i'll bet you like shit like springsteen and marillion

[Asapoo]

@attackofthemongs Nope

[nguyenimproved]

@attackofthemongs and you're raking revenge by mangling the english language? learn to spell you septic wank. no wonder your economy's gone to dogshit. you truly are inbred losers.

[jibberjabberman]

@attackofthemongs bullshit theres plenty of cunts here mate

[CMakaveli91]

Rip Lenny McLean.

[klakkaros]

I love how his job is referred to as "the administrive side of the business"

[HcMzXRapido]

he looks like lenny mclean..?

i think so anyway

[richards54455]

@HcMzXRapido thats because he is

R.I.P

[CMakaveli91]

@HcMzXRapido it is him, he died just before the film came out.

[TrollintheInternet]

he's a fuking theif

[ojideagu]

@TrollintheInternet E'S A FUCKING FEEF

[fazekaslaszlo]

the only real cocney sounding actor in this movie was the Guv, the others are middle class pussies trying to sound like the real deal

[happentodie]

great role for the guvnor ,true london boy...

[nonofyall]

is alan ford the narrator?

[hegstad9]

@nonofyall Yes ! The great Alan Ford is the narrator.

[DMossad]

Oh no, he's better than good. He's a fucking liability!

[SirBearization]

whats it for?

Dont play me like that Bazza. SPANKING, *WHACK*

[MiketheMadness]

@SirBearization dont play innocent with me Bazza

[djfairfield]

the baptist was a real bare knuckle boxer

[wadds99]

@djfairfield Lenny McLean - he passed away not long after this film

[lew443]

is the narroter of the movie "brick top" from snatch ??

[deathmordor]

@lew443 : yes he is... alan ford

[ScumsCarcharadon]

@lew443 Yep, it is

[alexeyz007]

@lew443 yeahh :D

[Whiteboyobetihw]

@lew443 yes it is in fact brick top..i recognized his voice with the first couple of words he said.....

[JAA27091991]

What's the song at 0:02? Right at the start of the video?!

[laybackrockguy]

0:51 LOL! my favorite shot!

[SirHarryButt]

Decent cockney but I rather like the name of the street on the side of the building considering "Arry owns a sex shop."

[lowehaak]

anyone knows the name of the music at the start of the clip, or what musicgenre? jazz, swing?

[tenseman08]

that dude killed a man with a 15 inch black dildo..loooool

[ozzy1231000]

barry the baptist=lenny mclean hardest man i ever seen

[davelee47]

@ozzy1231000

Nope! There is another who is harder... Roy "Prety boy" Shaw

[UnifiedPerfection]

I wouldn't like to bump into Barry down a dark alley lol

[mit4c]

omfg 0:35 ePIC !

[mit4c]

@mit4c 0:33

[coneek]

If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya. Now, Mr. Bubble-and-Squeak, you may enlighten me.

look for this one too.

[lyricsfromsweden]

@coneek Rory Breaker!

[basildonboi18]

eeeezzz a faaackin feef

[redfoxonstilts]

@Cryptorchild92 :) thief

[basildonboi18]

basildon aint pretty..in fact its a shithole

[laneyboy5]

es a fukin theif! lol

[kalikitty]

Spanking :P

[TrueCanadian420]

eeeeeeeeezzz a faaaakiiin feeeeefffff!!!!

eeeezz a fukkin liiiabiliiity

Dont play innocent with me baza...SpANKIN!!

[alfok]

HE'S A FUCKIN FEEFFFF

[freemasonxxx]

@alfok He's a fucking liability

[buttlord123]

@alfok LOL just made my day

[nguyenimproved]

@buttlord123 what? reading a guy type out a piece of dialogue from the movie.

[buttlord123]

@nguyenimproved lol its the way he spelled it n such that made it funny...I normally can't stand line repeaters.

[nguyenimproved]

@alfok thats not cockney.

[stevelinguistics]

Eh? There's no truth in your comment at all. This exhibits some classic examples of Cockney pronunciation, eg 'h' dropping, glottal stops 'l' vocalisation 'th' fronting and the vowels!! ooo

[robbiethecowboy]

its hardly the queen's faaackin' english is it!

[04fergs]

what movie is this? its not snatch is it?

[g9baracuta]

Its Guy Ricthies 'Lock Stock and two smoking barrels'. And its nothing short of amazin

[zx6rtt]

what's this eddie like then?

he's a fuckin' feef

[integraf40]

Lenny Mclean, legend

[IIovefootball1982]

lock stock and 2 smoking barrels is more 'British' than snatch.

[DWaq32]

@IIovefootball1982 And a much better movie too

[LIME5900]

@IIovefootball1982 Both great movies. My two favorite movies at that.

[nickic272]

Ha ha lenny mclean was beat lots of times twice in the first round to john waldron cliff fields ko d lenny twice roy shaw beat him once ron kray beat lenny up in prison mclean wouldnt fight prisoner charles bronson and wouldnt fight lee duffy a hard man from teesside

[paperandtea]

sounds like we got a hater y u not like lenny mclean god bless his soul x

[Think1079]

i enjoyed this 1 alot more than snatch , but snatch i gotta say is more funnier an has way more fame out of the 2 . all in all great films

[paperandtea]

i prefer snatch

[kamelion7]

@paperandtea Me too. Lovely ripe juicy minge...... Not Arf!!!!

[carmenlee87]

"He is a fucking liabilty"

[TarZan69lelenana]

at 0:51  too funny

[makouse]

HEES A FUCKIN FEEF!

[soniccage]

erm, sorry to the ovvurs

[chanty501]

barry the baptist cos he drowns ppl for hary haha:P

[RealBadMike]

He talks just like my old nan. Except not quite as intimidating.

[paperandtea]

weres ur old man from,newham or stepney or summin

[RealBadMike]

No. my NAN, as in grandmother. When I was a kid they lived in Loughton, but she grew up in Tower Hamlets, I think.

[Critchy39]

lol The "Hee's a fuckinn theif!" at 0:35 made me piss myself. I have not seen this in so long, but everytime i see it that bit always gets me even when i know its coming.

The Baptist is a legend

[oldirrtydoogz]

rip lenny, you legend.

[Harry19915656]

lenny mclean LEGEND

[oce1989]

RIP Barry The Baptist

[AWAXHAROLD]

lmao classic

[oce1989]

"Whats this Eddy like then?"

"Eez a fuckeen Feef!"

LMAO

[dynamicDAVE519]

lol he sounds like hes from SARF loondoon

[paperandtea]

nah mate not atall u can clearly hear the difference between a south london accent and an eastender which is were lennys from

[BillyWizzY2K]

lol I can't even tell the difference between cockney and Essex accents

[1988MILLWALL]

Lol Same thing nowadays

[seanemilie]

@BillyWizzY2K essex are the london over spill cokneys!! when london was full with foreighners they moved to places like essex basingstoke etc and made the own lil gettos

[BillyWizzY2K]

yeah but they always tell me they have different accents when I'm down there and I can't tell the difference

[ENGLAND041987]

Little ghettos.....you must be stupid. Essex is beautiful, i live in a 4 bedroom house with a 200 yard back garden.