Mad Tv - Police Officer hits on a Woman

[BattletoDeath]

i swear i thought the title said "Police Officer hits a women"...

[mauriss17]

you breaking my damn heart XD

[kellslee1]

lololol love it!

[Roodeer50]

OMG! Love him...........ooooooooooooo

[boeingnz]

Cool 2 doors Yaris.

I don't see those here.

[TheKason565]

What a weirdo lol

[SugarFreeTV]

he's so nasty lol

[castingperkovic]

1:24 actually



[castingperkovic]

1:26 yoooo booming ass boday

[seonlock555]

and he has a wedding ring on lmao

[xMythicclownX1991]

lol

[animegirl1144]

Omg :-o

[AssKicker411]

She's hawt. Beauty is in the eyes of my pocket holder

[TheSUBGAMER]

she is ugly,at least find a good looking girl

[WREQUIEM]

@TheSUBGAMER no

[TheSUBGAMER]

@WREQUIEM lol chill fag -)

[WREQUIEM]

@TheSUBGAMER no

[TheSUBGAMER]

@WREQUIEM ok fag -)

[NewUser21111]

get you some white women nigga!!!

[safasalam]

he looks like Massari hahahha

[America100000able]

LOL You can see Hines actually hesitating before he says it. It's like he doesn't really want to say it. I think he really wants to tell her that she is ugly, but can't lol.

[PeFoTisMenoSs]

lol she is ugly as a witch haha

[Svipall]

"Lookin' like God made you outta magic and sugar cubes..."

[fmoham01]

This girl is not attractive at all though. LOL

[XxPyroxXA7]

his face WAS funny right? if the whole skit had been him staring at the lady through the window it wouldve been funny

[kamikoo24]

funny fine ass looking face

[gens12334]

hahahahha

[eyeshine1]

She is scary ugggllllly he must be tryna sweet talk her into taking her car!

[gboy1441]

coach hines always gets the girl. period! she is hot fyi.

[wwowdude]

HE HAD WEDDING BAND ON WHOLE TIME LOL

[MegaMisbah123]

hahaahhaha joker

[DickieAnginson]

"I'm in danger of being swept off my damn feet."

Keegan Michael Key is KING OF THE WORLD!

[49fortyniners]

RETARDED VIDEO

[Khievin7]

I AM GOING TO MARRY YOUR ASS! ...ahaha

[artisstje]

That guy look like Massari!!

[Snipethemup4ever]

dayum keegan michael FTW

[rock1chica]

How do they do this without laughing?!?

[boypula]

84 people have no sense of humor.

[MrsTakumi]

ok if i was the woman.. I would have to mop the insides of that car.. id be floodin git with his sexy voice.. id say screw the kid id end up with a mass of others onvce im done with that hot piece of stud.. ayayayayya

[xyPERSON]

This is probably why I could never be a police officer. It would be hard for me to be in the presence of a hot woman like Arden Myrin and not get a boner.

[Planetaryy]

This skit is one of the best. Cracks me up the entire way through.

[Newbubpwnd]

PRESS 6 if you like tongue movent:)

[fearfactz1]

1:08 AHHAHAH that face is so freaking EPIC.

[nicholaserwin]

oh my god! the song is from the earlier series!

[nicholaserwin]

does anyone know the song the officer turned on inside the car?

[yanaungthu]

thump up if u know the hair dresser in "just go with it" is that guy

[dellculookin]

Keegan can pull me over anytime!!! ;-))

[TesDB]

he just wants her to watch him play madden

[MrTeddybear275]

Shut up faggot

[TheCutelover55]

@boypula ooo 50 damn points and what does that give us?? God retard

[boypula]

@TheCutelover55 wow, you have some serious anger management issues, if you dont like what im saying then don't comment, retard. :)

[SlothDemonification]

@TheCutelover55 Go And Kill Yourself.

[boypula]

50 points to the person who can tell me the title of the song he used.

[boypula]

you tellin me that yo son has the most penetrating eyes, int he history of the world!HAHAHAHA!ROFLMFAO!XD

[lizzfrmhon]

Keenan is hot!

[megansview]

omg if that happened to me i would pull out my tape recorder and recorded everything he said and sued his ASS!

[ilovepie500]

I only pressed this because i thought it said Police Officer hits a Woman

[afnica1]

if i catch you speeding again, i'mma marry yo ass

whay can't there be a guy who'd be this 'romantic' in real life..

[paydirt78]

arden is a butterface. :(

[gboy1441]

coach hines can play anything funny!!!!!!!!!!

[nafism6969]

daamn. this video is just sexy.

what a hit on.

[g4yktzgjx6]

The best part is 3:22 when you can see his weddingring xD

[kahunass]

THUMBS UP IF UR STILL WATCHING THIS IN 2011!

[DarkElite1991]

i thought the title read "police office hits woman"

i was wrong >.<

[feelinefurend]

damn he's cute!

[wildeyedredneck]

lol o goodness guys r silly :p

[Phinfever1]

"I dont smoke"............"ha oh yes you certainly do, you smokin right now." hahahahaha

[Iz69]

bwhahaha the greatest since coach hines

[DaLukaXD]

oh fuh haha.. just say hes in mexico.. saying some mexicans took him XD messed up white lady.. jks but this is funny who is the cop guy? i never seen him before he seems pretty funny :P

[jweze08]

i dont understand...

lmao.

[FiloKun]

Thumbs up if you thought it said "Police officer hits a woman"

[MrBenson3436]

@FiloKun Dude I did!!!!! lol

[1serenitydayspa]

swag. Imma use this.

[volikoto]

that freakin police guy's flirting, and advertisement appears....

[doggielover3211]

press five for rape face :D

[binothing]

Guy's got game.



[dwmusic147]

I dnt mean no harm but she wasnt all dat pretty

[JoshT4life]

LOL that black guy is super funny. His face itself is funny lol

[austinwilde92]

eww that bitct is ugly

[xXxNepinakxXx]

She's just acting like he ain't fine, but I would be on it so quick !!! He's a real smooth talker too ! Awee -3

[tiga2001]

did anyone notice that the song they're playing at 1:07 is "I want you to watch me play madden"?

[quakemaster789]

LOOOOOOL he's married :L:L



[Mattdsouza92]

"You dont have to say a damn thing."

[princeofdarknessxyz1]

i would get creeped out if a cop flirted with me

[donshan123]

@princeofdarknessxyz1 why? There are 2 cops that flirt with me all the time. I don't get creeped out....I just get out of getting tickets. I know it's a bit whorish of me but I gotta do what I gotta do.

[princeofdarknessxyz1]

@donshan123 and have they ever asked you for sex? hmmmmm?...funny skit...miss this show

[donshan123]

@princeofdarknessxyz1 No they've never asked for sex, but they have flirted and one actually asked me on a date. But no, it didn't get that far to where they asked me for sex.

[princeofdarknessxyz1]

@donshan123 so what are the first things u do to flirt with teh cop? do u flirt with femaile officers?

[donshan123]

@princeofdarknessxyz1 Woman officers don't usually flirt and if they did then I'd be creeped out and probably wouldn't flirt back.

[princeofdarknessxyz1]

@donshan123 i would be ok with that...do u go on the 405 freeway?

[princeofdarknessxyz1]

@donshan123 wish fullerton police were this nice

[donshan123]

@princeofdarknessxyz1 I wish ALL police were this nice. 

[princeofdarknessxyz1]

well atleast you are nice because i've been distracted by your beauty (wink)

[donshan123]

@princeofdarknessxyz1 hahaha

[JoshT4life]

@donshan123 LOL I would do the same thing cuz a ticket is what like 500 bucks?

[209BluntSmoker]

@princeofdarknessxyz1

an if he did its probably cuz u have the most penatrating eyes an cascading locks of the light which no man has ever seen

[jj13jet]

ur telling me that ur son has a sea of cascading locks, the lights of which no man has ever seen? lololololololol

[mermaidcandy]

ARREST ME!



[keykay97]

haha they drew his beard in with sharpie..lmao

[bravery4ify]

the popo is a artard

[TazziJ514]

ima fill out a missing persons report for your son... but ima also have to fill out a damage report cos u breakin my damn heart. :D

[TashaMac89]

if i was without u for 3 days, i would die...i would kill myself...that's what i'd have to do

rofl!!!!!!!!!!

[MrMoePhills]

LMBAO he draws i love you

[KawaiiBOOM]

.....did he leave his ipod in her car......o.O

[esommeil]

if i ever catch you speeding again..... im gon marry your ass!

[adov100]

how DARE you waste a Newport my nigga lol

[happyfa5]

What's his problem? He's a cop

[Hot90sBabyLOL21]

I mean If that little boy look ANYTHING like you AT ALL.... he prolly done just threw sum wings on and flew his fine little ass on up to heaven

[RecklessInspirer]

sugar cubes hahahah

[Tiffanycutieguyton]

im sorry but if i was her i'd take him up on his offer cuz he was looking GOOD!! looking like God made him out of magic and brown sugar lol

[rezartsy]

lmfaooo... he's sexyyyyy.i wish they spoke like that, if he pulled me over n talked to me like that, id ask when his break is at n if we can use his cruiser HA. n top it off with "u have the right to remain sexy baby"

[SethBOYY]

looking like god made u outa magic and sugar cubes XD i'll use that one day

[thecrazybhanu]

FUCK THAT WOMEN ACTOR

[nafism6969]

this is fucking hilarious.

love it !

[WhiteLionKing10]

lookin like God made you outta . . . magic and suga cubes. xD

[greasedupgamer]

aaaaah, you gotta love the funny romantic black people XD

[Hope78634]

Haha " But if I catch you speeding again, I'mma marry yo ass".

[lonewolf0017]

He left his iPod in her car

[ghettoscarface101]

did they really have to get raggedy ann for this bit?

[Nettles27]

i know a guy in real life who is like this lol super annoying

[Raebae1120]

@Nettles27 You Poor Thing , lmao .

[jazzywere]

3:17

[lucy123lol]

omg this is soo funny

[Smirk702]

@ 1:05 this fool changes the music on her iPod..LMAO..."so you're saying your son has the most penetrating eyes in the world"..."you telling me your son has a sea cascading gossom of locks the likes of which no man has ever seen..."this your son?" he writes, "I Love You" on the pad...HILARIOUS!!!

[Newtttton]

The TOYOTA YARIS isn't there by chance. They probably got paid thousands by toyota. It's called product placement. The zoom in/out at 3:32 especially is all about marketting/advertisement.

[princeofdarknessxyz1]

yeah he's pretty good at flirting...lol...but it would creep me out if he did that to me

[Monsterfingerify]

haha i read this wrong!!

[plozking5]

her son is eating tacos

[animelove25]

Lmao omg love this I miss mad tv. Wish all cops were like him,"magic and sugar cubes" classic lol thx for the upload

[loverboyz1393]

This is the best flirting i have ever seen.

[zonip67]

Thumbs up if you want to remove "on" from " Police Officer hits on a Woman ".

[LostWanderer7]

hahaha your son looks like this?--> "I LOVE YOU"

[cece255]

hahahaha. ok i muts be on crack cuz i swear if someone as cute as him used that line on me i would be giggling and passing my phone number at the same time.

[mrmindcontrol16]

we clocked you at 50...so imma need to--whoa!! cdfu

[jonnygreenhouse420]

yo this dude Keegan is a beast lmfao

[TheSololobo]

and flew his fine little ass on up to heaven. HAHAHA

[NzNexus2]

LMFAo

[CaraeDominiGirl]

love it! when he lights the two cigs..

[Searchinganswers]

What is that music. I want it for my ipod haha, please respond

[princeofdarknessxyz1]

you know if your son is missing i was hoping the mother would be a little more concern and worried...this is why this skit is lame

[hannahremlap]

My sons in Mexico by now lol

[lhorvei]

when i clicked on this video i thought i was gunna he a women get punched in the face or something.... this video is a little dissapointing...

[pres012]

THis is the GAYEST skit ever (LOL)

[blackhole12]

I thought by Hit... Punch...

[hitsuya16]

the cop's swag is all the way up XD

[Kidz24]

Does your son look like this?

"I Love You"

ahahahahaha

[mixup2012]

i dnt smoke.. oh yes u do... u smokin ryte nw... lol

[ahmadclk]

This shit is 10x funnier than SNL it's a shame it got cancelled.

[PotentialGrows]

Oh wow,such a romantic 'God made her out of magic and sugar cube' you are not hearing the fellows tell their ladies these things.atleast not after they got invited the circle of love

[TheCarlScharnberg]

I love Keegan. He can make anything funny, he just takes everything to a ...whole ...nutha ...level.

[casper123]

Brilliant.

[abymondesir23]

thiers beautiful white girls and black girls, everyones diffirent with difrent taste.

[XRenXViolinX]

@abymondesir23

haha you seem to be one of the few who realizes that. thumbs up.

[jazzywere]

3:16

[bttrflykiss7701]

hhahaha @2:15

[crazykev209]

hilarious!!!!!!!!! can u giv me da script of wat da guy said

[Scorinitron]

LMAO "So your saying that your son has the most penetrating eyes in the history of the world."

[mkdken]

From 1:45 to 2:10 is the best! lol!

[MrThemess1ah]

@TheBlarges what?

[AngelRuban]

@TheBlarges racist much????

[21Narutoking]

@TheBlarges fuck u racist bitch, i hate white people, ur girls are flat and ugly, and ur men have small dicks

[femaledarkelf]

@TheBlarges subhuman? yeah right thats why most of the greatest athletes, dancers and singers are beautiful black ppl! ewwww i bet you get all red in the sun disgusting :S

[gabsylv]

@femaledarkelf  plz don't even flatter the f'ing racists with a reply...you just end up sounding like them....

[femaledarkelf]

@gabsylv i couldnt helped i really dont like when ppl do those comments to someone just becouse of the skin colour or nationality, but you are completely right :)

[gabsylv]

@femaledarkelf  I catch myself doing the same thing, they make me so angry!! But ignoring them, making them look lonely and stupid (=what they are) is what they deserve, nothing more from us... peace!!

[openlid45]

hahaha lmfaooooo

[Fighterftwful]

Combo breaker..

[iwantsexbaby666]

fcking fake xD

[alaskanidiot001]

@iwantsexbaby666 mad tv made this. of course its fake

[specialks1953]

This is funny.

[KulDeeSak]

Man that bitch is ugly. This skit was funny as hell, but woulda been better if tha broad was actually decent lookin.

[bonnyrabidvideos]

I hate when police officers stop you just to hit on you.

But this video was hilarious.