Reddiquette Song

[urwholefamilydied]

Reddit breakdown:

Pot advocacy = 4 percent

Today I learned = 5 percent

A forum where a question is asked and everyone tries to be funny with their answers = 5 percent

How obama is great and fox news and repubs are stupid = 6 percent

[urwholefamilydied]

(continued)

Something about "trolling" = 7 percent

Star Wars references = 13 percent

Comicon = 13 percent

An imgur pic that's supposed to be funny but I don't get because it's about computers/programming = 13 percent

Video games I've never heard of but i'm sure are popular = 13 percent

Talking about reddit = 20 percent

Things I actually care about = 1 percent

[urwholefamilydied]

don't tell me what to do on reddit... change how the site works if you don't like what I do.

[joomuffin1]

use redditors have each others back

[TheFweedom420]

I don't like bacon...

[bmaseray]

@TheFweedom420 SACRILEGE!

[joomuffin1]

Friend: I want to join reddit

Me: You must listen to this song

Friend: okay ( listens )

Me;Once you join reddit.....you never go out

[Ms1mpossible]

ı reddit

[BustinJieber224]

O_O CGPGrey Brought me

[Jadamog]

I hate reddit people.



[KillstealingPrick]

They forgot "Unless you're in /r/circlejerk"

[vipCP10]

Yes master :o And anybody know why i cant post to f7u12 it says i am not allowed

[runeseekerz]

Meh. Needs more Narwhals.

[allamericanoddball]

me gusta!

[farlcoon]

4chan has to many trolling cunts for my taste.

[PixelatedJuggernaut]

1:16 what about ALL_CAPS_GUY?

[ItsTheNabica]

@PixelatedJuggernaut what about r/spacedicks

[agent008wastaken]

Lol reddit ftw

[LollipopSparkle]

Excuse me, y'all: what time does the narwhal bacon?

[theOnlyLazyChica]

@LollipopSparkle midnight.

[LollipopSparkle]

@theOnlyLazyChica Friends?

[123muffins321]

@LollipopSparkle I believe said narwhal doth bacon at 12:00 at night, also known as midnight, my good friend.

[LollipopSparkle]

@123muffins321 Friends?

[MrGatorHater9]

reddit is gay af

[12345678azertyuiop]

reddit = reddit

4chan = 4chan

funnyjunk = funnyjunk

9gag = arf fuck this one

[neongecko06]

@12345678azertyuiop I don't get it. :P

[Gameboi87]

Reddit = Pack of retards who think having "1000" karma is something

[artis7ic]

Reddit < 4chan

[martinthomsen2009]

Where is the music from??? it sounds familiar XD

[AsbjornOlling]

Reddit? ಠ_ಠ

At least it's not 9gag..

[culwin]

This was on Fark first

[donspatula]

I somehow feel to post a good comment, but there's nothing in my mind =[ (Get it?)

[AlejandroRoggio]

what the hell is reddit?

[phail555]

@AlejandroRoggio It's a filthy porn site, do not try looking it up.

[inflexene]

@ClaudiaEatsCupcakes. You're on the internet. Every single site is full to the brim with nerds. Besides, nerd is the new cool.

[glaceoneon11]

Up vote.

[ClaudiaEatsCupcakes]

y does reddit only have nerds :(

[newgateway1]

@ClaudiaEatsCupcakes you've obviously missed a huge portion of reddit that has nothing to do with anything "nerdy"

[Scraplstolemyname]

I guess now I know why redditfags are always so angry

They can't be assholes in their own home

[charliewashandstuff]

upvote

[AdmiralSkippy]

@Gumminator You would think so, but you'd be wrong.

[logdog321]

Upvote

[Glasweg1an]

Oh I see a very funny throwaway/comedian acct being created tonight.....

[Silverstarlightt]

This is such a horrible song, but I LOVE it!

[musicexam]

0:55 is hilarious XD WHY DO I KEEP COMING BACK HERE

[iAmAlascar]

Reddit is srs bsns people!!!

[musicexam]

I love this. I died at "r'amen" XD

[MrLawlosaurus]

SERIOUS USINES... DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP

[AlexanderDavidBand]

The singing is awful...

[Geroy121]

Why is this not permanently on the front page?

[Sinanm89]

funny how many people look at reddit but this video has such low views.

[NikitaUpInHere]

Whos herpin the derp?

[ADawsonTV]

When does the narwhale bacon

[22bitstudios]

@ADawsonTV that's indeed a very good question my good sir

I have studied the subject for many years, and it apears to be at midnight

[KatieKinsBear]

I don't understand nor like this. I'm seriously questioning my decision to try out Reddit. I just wanted to know if cussing is allowed/approved of, for fucks sake.

[lyssajobi]

@KatieKinsBear It's perfectly fine. I dunno if they tolerate it in the more conservative, religious type subreddits, but probably.

[heymrk]

What's the biggest difference between Reddit and 4Chan? I feel marginally more intelligent after a Reddit session as compared to 4Chan.

[gnomecdo]

this video gave me cancer

[xXMetalxGearXx]

GODDAMMIT REDDIT

STOP SHITTING UP 4CHAN CONTENT

[HomersimpsoninPortal]

@Wartomx u r mother is gay lol

[ThornyYT]

@Wartomx Except without annoying kids

[macarion]

@Wartomx Reddit = the complete opposite of both hipsters and 4chan

[phail555]

@macarion Sir, please explain.

[macarion]

@phail555 it's full of moralfags and white knights who listen to nu-metal and discover things 3 years after the rest of the world does

[phail555]

@macarion I've been to the website, and it doesn't seem that way, but then again we all have different views on stuff.

[vemu333]

@Wartomx Reddit = Retarded childish 4chan

[wkunzelman1]

@vemu333 Seriously? We're seriously doing this now? -sigh-

[gambitsuper7]

@Wartomx 4chan full of new fags and pony fags

[Theotherone12321]

@Wartomx more like the other way around... 4chan gets everything first

[Antrix32]

@Wartomx

except its not filled with rude jackass's and all the stupid shit gets filtered out. Not to mention it's way more organized and easier to communicate.

[einXtein]

@Wartomx If hipster-ism is counter culture, nothing is more hipster than 4chan.

[TheEthug]

@Wartomx 4chan = pedophiles

[HMMudkip]

@Wartomx But 4Chan is just a tad more fucked up

[ElFillDelSele]

Flagged

Thumb'd down

Called the police

Told mom

[ksDeathPaladin]

"Hey, have you heard this? [insert joke A]"

"Holy shit, thats so funny, I'm going to tell that to all my friends!"

Several Hours Later

"Hey guys! Listen to this: [insert joke A]"

"Hahahaha! Thats so funny! Did you made that up?"

"YES!"

Reddit

[Parkerkun]

Fuck off, Reddit faggots.

[TheEoli]

lol at most of the "derp" pictures being stolen from 4chan. Many of the stupid faces you guys use in comics are not your original content, either. What you consider original is just stencils of reaction pics from Anonymous; this is a fact.

[CheatabixGaming]

@TheEoli WOW! Really, is that why the whole of F7U12 consists of the same faces. THEY'RE MEMES, I'TS WHAT THEY'RE FOR. Get over it.

[Delocaz]

@TheEoli HATERS GONNA HATE!

[Jabikz]

all of my rage

[doginthemafia]

Ugh fucking dumbasses, you are the hipsters, 4chan made all of this and you guys stole it

[Delocaz]

@doginthemafia HATERS GONNA HATE!

[Rudahn]

*tearing up*

Beautiful. Just beautiful.

[TheItstheDYLAN]

Pastafarian references ftw!

[Crossfire2332]

HAIL TO THE ENTS!

[Kylde001]

hahahaha reportthespammers approves :)

[alexandre007opa]

the narwhale bacons at midnight :)

[trickmonet]

I'm a nube to reddit and this learned me something

[justbeingme232]

When does the Narwhal bacon?..... ;)

[22bitstudios]

@justbeingme232 at midnight!

[GuitarHeroMaster9786]

The narwhal bacons at midnight.

[DetkaWillowheart]

utter crap, if he could sing, maybe but now my ears are bleeding

[ThePEWPEWlessQQ]

The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight

[thiefrules]

how do i put threads on reddit? rddit noob here

[Syclone0044]

I loved the way you pronounced "whinge"!!

[snailboy38]

God, that bacon looks delicious.

[rabbi8meat]

I have a feeling that I'm going to be stopped later today and asked "why are you singing derp-derp-derp-derp-derp-derp-­derp!" 

[Itsadanlott]

Reddit: when diggers grow up

[DarkDemonWolf76]

I used that same exact bacon sandwich photo in one of my videos, of cores mine has monster truck tires and a lion head....X3

[erKURITA]

@NorwegianStudios

No it's not. If you're clearly promoting it, it will get downvoted unto oblivion. Otherwise it will help you a lot.

[PremusRed]

Fuck the hivemind

[Gumminator]

I seriously don't think it's possible to masturbate to this one. :(

[heythatsme1991]

HAHAHA derp derp derp derp. I like how the part about using correct grammar and capitalization etc. is in all caps.

[Yeebok]

Ha, thanks good chuckles and advice in there.

[Akerfeldtfan]

My god this is kind of amazing.

[MrOliwa]

39 people are from /b/ and Digg

[tireytha]

@MrOliwa It's now 67 from Digg & 4chan.



[CCNezin1]

@tireytha It's now 68

[PatAaron519]

herp de derp le song is funnies

[ModstRob]

If you add the chords Ill suck your dick.

[NicholasX9]

Bi-Winning :P

[dannyandrijanic]

Refreshingly silly and non-sexual.

[Kaasz0rz]

This.

[ABCRICARDO32]

LOL, UPVOTED

[chris42576]

1:07 it's okay to whine about duplicate posts when another user cross posts something you submitted earlier, right?

Fucking karma whores.

[Megajames32]

Herp that derp all the way to the moon, ICommentInSong!

[themagnificent5]

life changing.

[noprotein]

Aww I'm seeing this a bit late but loved every minute of it [3]. Well done sir!

[ccsabathia4]

Upvoted.

...I keed.

[vidaddict667]

For those who have never been there: It's shit. Honestly. The comments are all made by jackasses and all they'll do is give you links to child porn and websites that'll hack your computer.

[AceTracer]

@vidaddict667 You're thinking about 4chan. Reddit is the same jackasses though.

[zeezagon]

@AceTracer no hes trying to defend reddit

[Nickelskov]

@AceTracer 4chan is full of hackers and child porn!

Waaa!

Actually, on the contrary.

4chan has a lot more ontopic discussion than what i have seen from Reddit, it's just /b/ (the most popular board on 4chan) apparently = the whole of 4chan. People hear about /b/, go there, see its shit and leave and have a bad opinion, or join it and become part of the shit.

Reddit is the same, but everyones a tripfag. There is discussion on sub reddits, but your years behind in memes and repost the same shit.

[Delocaz]

@Nickelskov HATERS GONNA HATE!

[KELPIESthe]

@TheMapleLeafs42 I like the part with the music!

[katherinethedragon]

I'm about a 10 right now, and this is spectacular.

[wcarlpdrysdale]

posted. ☺

(in /r/ conspiracy!)

[MozTS]

I once saw two gay guys making out in the park, I thought that was the gayest thing ever until I saw this vid.

[marketellica]

i knew reddit was...lost my train of thought.

[lizardizzle]

[](/yey)

[InuvikPhil]

Between the animation-draw off and this song....Reddit is getting amazing these days

[hamwich1]

so awesome

[TheMapleLeafs42]

i love the part where he sings

[peman3232]

sdfhhhhhhhh

[grahamulax]

i am 12 years old and what is thi

[bluegreen1138]

This is so good. I will try harder. Our Reddit is serious frickin business. Let's all keep trying to keep it cool.

[Stephenbriles]

Major up-goats right now

[ShinobiBoiX]

Boats.

[tnman39]

You know......if you got David Byrne to sing this, it would be even moar awesome.

[MadAsMan]

20 digg users were here

[bambi005]

FUCK REDDIT!

[ciaran036]

I'm downvoting because I disagree.

[fr3d420]

I never follow reddiquette you are all fags.

[Fostertron]

Downvotes = The last 14 loyal digg users

[endlesshorizon]

Dont whinge about duplicate posts? Do you really want to see the same shit again? Go to digg

[bluegreen1138]

it's serious frickin business. 

[samus323]

I had no idea what you were saying when the subtitles didn't show...

[thenfm]

keeping bitches in check: Manhood101. com

[draoi99]

I saw this on Digg. Hi Digg!!!

[Chebsi]

I couldn't understand anything without subtitles.

[zoee0518]

love this!! congratulations it was really fantastic!

[rageOagainstOtico]

Edit: why am I being downvoted?

[ChristianBaleNutjob]

lame.

[Drakoman07]

i am in love with the bacon sandwich.

[davidAnonsen]

You are NOT the boss of reddit.

[JeeM489]

Pure awesome.

[hvglaser]

i love the derp part.

[Knubinator]

@hvglaser I made a ringer on my phone for my boss and coworkers.

[VengefulStick]

Hehehe, this made me smile after my 24 hour stretch in the university library working on coding and documenting a server, thanks!

[kevinkm77]

Can't believe this only has 415 views.

[33dgtp]

:)) You're funny...

[SenorZorro2000]

Upvotes to the moon and back!

[Realjhad]

@SenorZorro2000 if you be my baby