ALL YO MAMA SO FAT JOKES! Volume 1

[lucasmiroslaw]

Yo mama so fat she took up the whole book of records

[minecraftdude80]

YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPS SHE MAKES A SOLAR ECLIPSE

[lol123456607]

your mom is so stupid she waited for the stop sign to say go!!!!!!!!!!

[lol123456607]

your mama is soo fat her body parts were map packs on cod

[lol123456607]

YO MAMA, IS SO UGLY BLIND KIDS STARTED CRYING!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lol123456607]

YOUR MAM IS SO STUPID SHE BOUGHT XBOX LIVE TICKETS TO SEE XBOX LIVE!!!

[lol123456607]

YO MAMA IS SO UGLY, HELLO KITTIE SAID GOODBYE.

[clonelego100]

Hhaahsh savannah hahhahaha

[clonelego100]

Tour mama so stupid she climbed mountain dew

[NinjaStar169]

0:32 troll face

[jampickups]

your mamas so fat when she stepped on a scale it sad to be continued

[jampickups]

your mamas so old she sat behind jesus in third grade

[themaskedman083]

GO BATTLEFIELD 3

[TheRealThreeP]

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! GET OFF!!! YOU'RE CRUSHING ME!!!"

[rosowat]

LOOOOOL

[johnpetercabuguas1]

hahahaha t-bag

[sparklezz121]

Your mama so stupid she locked herself in a motorcycle

[Uromastyxfanatics]

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than asia HAUINKASDOPJIADNK

[dexterkiller118]

yo mama so...FAT, when she ordered a "my size meal" at McDonald's, they give her the key TO THE STORE!!!

[bigboyjerry5]

yo mamas so stupid she brought ketchup to a nuggets game

[bigboyjerry5]

yo momas so fat shes like a stop sign ,shes at every corner

[bigboyjerry5]

yo moma so stupid she through a rock at the ground and mist

[bigboyjerry5]

yo momas so stupid she put two quarters in her ear then someone asked her what she was doing and she said lisening to 50cent.

[ShadowCards123]

0:07 MeGusta Meme

[ships34]

this video rocks

[thagrammarnazi]

Voice of Brody (guy telling the jokes) is Brock baker. Thought I'd point that out since they didn't mention it anywhere.

[MaddiPeaceGirl]

Yo moma so stupid that when she was playing COD she died so she dug a grave in her backyard. XD

[jflang0417]

Yo mama so stupid it took her an hour to do minute rice

[strikerempress12]

yo mama so fat, she made doctor eggman say DAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYUUUUUMMM­MM!!!!!

[klockan232323]

Yo mama so fat so when she go front off a tv the hole Micke was ended

[Zoah28]

Yo mama so fat that when she slipped into the ocean and a whale saw her he said'We are family,even though your fatter than me!"

[peapeeman]

yo mama so fat they cunfused her with jupiter

[edwardwonderboy999]

Yo moma is so fat when she is going for Mc Donalds she asks for MEAT but there is not enough meat in her to make MEAT.I hope you like it not a pro at this.

[67Hotdogman]

Yo moma so fat she has more chins than china town

[67Hotdogman]

yomama so stupid, she took a put a ruler in her bed to see how long she sleped

[SilverSims2]

Yo mamma so fat god couldn't light the earth till she moved!!!!!!

[GODof123WAR]

Yo mama so fat scientists don't know whether to classify her as a moon or a planet

[TateAndSamAdvertise]

Not only is she a map, but different parts of her make up a MAP PACK!!

[pancakeown101]

your mom so fat she liked my comment got over 10 likes on top comment

[TezTehMinecraftGuy]

@pancakeown101 YOU LIED YOU HAVE 4 LIA

[MrWillpowers]

yo mama like a payday shes full of nuts

[DeJuanTyler0042]

Yo momma just Like a squirel, She always got nuts in her mouth.

[Howtotutorials13]

Yo mama so fat, when she got hit by a semi truck, she said "who threw that rock?!"

[TheL1LxJCx99]

My mama so poor i dont even have enough letters to finish this sen....

[littlemissfrances16x]

yo mama so fat the army use her underware for parachutes!

[DiamondChestplate]

Is the map pack called "Yo mama"?

[kamikazzyozzy]

if i saw my mom as a map on COD i would cry...

[Chileno411]

Yo mama so fat when she went to Tokyo with a green sweater everybody thought she was GODZILLA

[YoCrazPro]

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale SHE SAW HER OWN PHONE NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat when she went to space THERE WAS NO SPACE!!!!!!!!!!! (No space left that is)

Yo mama so fat each time she jumped, EARTH DISAPPEARED INTO A NEW GALAXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so ugly, she made every die of...STARVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!(Everybody vomited)

[BooomBooom97]

Yo momma so fat i can slap her leg and ride the waves.

[BooomBooom97]

Yo momma so fat her blood types ragoo.

[timbotto]

yo mama so fat when she stands on the elevator it said one at a time please.

yo mama so fat when she stands on the scales her phone number comes up

[Guccibrane]

Yo mama so fat and cheap she caught aids for a weight loss plan!

[piokishiyan]

Yo mama so fat, when she went to space... THERE WAS NO SPACE!!!!!!!

[piokishiyan]

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it had her PHONE NUMBER!!!!!

[StaraziaSelin66]

In space, no one can hear yo mama fart.

[MrOpensaysme123]

yo mama so poor, she asked me what a phone was.

[inoiwasrong]

Yo Mama is SO FAT that when she jumped she made an earthquake in hati. ._.

[TheMysterial66]

u look liek a rubber DILDO!!!

[FUME05]

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair

Jordan.

[zigmanist]

yo mama so stupid she gave some1 a ticket in the free parking zone

[awesomeboy1617]

yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

[SuperTerryPrice]

yo mama so stupid, when i shot her on call of duty, i got promoted to the top rank!!

[angleboo11]

This stupid

[x0Stax0x]

yo mama so fat when she jumped off the golden-state bridge she baptized Mexico.

[rockswell666]

You moma so fat she thought a bus was a twinkie

[MrOpensaysme123]

yo mama so stupid, when i told her a joke how chinese people name their children by throwing cutlery down the stairs, she actually tried it.

[Thebooblicker123]

yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved 

[SrgntPowerade]

Sounds like Joe from family guy haha

[TisfatDude0703]

Yo mama so.... FAT, when she played Super mario, mario said "Oh My GAWD! It's the FAT version of ZELDA!!"

[mrdeathfart1]

Yo mama so fat she stepped on the scale and It was her phone number

[mrdeathfart1]

To mama so fat her cereal bowl came with a life guard

[BriNicole56789]

Yo mama so FAT, that when she plays pool, she uses the planets as balls!

[FO18L]

When you're not funny, just shout harder.

[XploderGAMES1o1]

Your mama so fat she is you

[gagalady3561]

Yo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat everyone shouts "TAXI!"

[asdf9880990]

Your mama so fat, when she went to the beach all the whals started to sing, ''We are family, even though your fatter than me''

[XBOXKINGxx]

Joe from family guy?:U?

[teya143princeton]

your mamas so fat everytime she turns around its her b-day

[maxph99]

BATTLE FIELD 3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

[Andr0iidx]

Yo Mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed!!!!!!!!

[ryudooo]

The WII fit part cracked me up to no end! roflmao

[ash2860]

YO momma so fat even if there was no GRAVITY on earth, she'd still be on the ground :) ...

[shyguylover1102]

yo mamas so fat when she uses splash, it does damage

[Bellasaragal]

Yo mama so fat whenever she walks she creates little EARTHQUAKES!!! YEEEAH!!!

[JKyLE456]

YOUR MOTHER IS SOOOOOOO FAT, WHEN SHEN WENT TO SIX FLAGS, A KID CAME UP TO HER AND SAID, I WANNA RIDE THAT ONE!

[SuperGauss100]

yo mama so poor, when i went to her house, i tripped through front door and fell out the back

[MarsmanGaming]

Yo mama so fat, she died of exhaustion walkinto the kitchen!

[yusei998]

yomama so fat that when she stepped on a rainbow she made skittles

[blueshock10]

yo mama so ugly she needed to go trick or treating by using the cell phone

[blueshock10]

yo mama so fat she needed to play pool with the planets

[pacek1234]

yo mama is so fat, when i insulted her she said how dare you to say that to my face, and i replied: i would say it behind your back but no vehicle in the world has that much gas capacity

[poepsnorable]

your mama is so fat when she goes to stand in front of a house, poeple scream "MOVE THAT BUS!!!!"

[hockeymaster800]

yo mama so fat when she walks past the ocean the whales sing he are familly all my sisters and me he are familly even if your fatter then me

[theluieethe3rd]

YO MAMA SO OLD SHE SAW PASSION OF THE CHRIST LIVE! HAHA

[darkmist6666]

yo mama's so ... fat, when a yellow school bus ran by with all white children inside, SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A TWINKIE!

[Gamerexchannel]

@Jtmr7 joe from family guy?

[Jtmr7]

The voice of the man sounds like a actor I've heard before can anyone tell me who

[darengurson]

EP FUCCKIN IC (EPIC)

[darengurson]

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon

[NixonStone1]

yo mama so fat when she puts on a red shirt, kids yell koolaid

[TheJessemon]

Yo mama so fat I saw her cheating on the double whopper with a big Mack!!!!!!!

[edwintrejo1]

Yo

o mamá so dumb she uses an airplane as her tampon

[kaindwan1009]

Yo mama is so stupid she brought a super spoon to the super bowl. Yo mama so fat she makes an aeroplane look like a tic tac.

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she spits butter

Yo mamas so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see whats on the other side

[dialgaofpower2]

4:01 Mettaur hat cameo

[antsolja]

Yo moma so fat that when she got her own tv show they glued 30025771 wide screen tv's together and they could only see her foot!

[throneobject]

Yo mama's so fat, that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles came out!!!!!!!

[StudioBuilderRBLX]

Yo mama So fat she jumped off a Trampoline and Maded a City

[Lachiezzzzzzzz]

Haha

[Lachiezzzzzzzz]

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the beach the wales surfaced and started singing 'we are family, even though your bigger than me'

[arashandthemike]

atilla diff

make these



[MrsEpicducks101]

Yo mama so fat she said hi

Yo mama so fat she Is two pounds

[RagingAngel1]

yo mama so fat that when the bus hits her she said ''who threw that rock''

yo mama so fat that she had to iron her pants on the driveway

yo mama teeth so yellow that when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up

[thebourne28]

Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her

yo mama so fat she doesn't wear a g-string she wears a g-rope!

Yo mama so poor when i went to your house i pulled out a paper plate and she said sorry we don't use the fine china

[riaan773]

@thebourne28 your so fucking stupid your mum doesnt want you anymore.........owned

[naruto9374]

i love the moon's reaction. 2:23

"that a Huge Bitch" xD

[spideykoonrulz]

Yo momma so fat she got type 2 diabetes and had to get her leg amputated.

amidoinitrite?

[bigbangk6]

YOU MAMA so fat when she walked outside with a yellow raincoat everyone shoted taxi!

[ThePhonezilla]

i love yo mama jokes

[apple79868]

To mama is do ugly... She almost looks as bad as you. Hahaha

[ThePoopman00]

yo mama so fat, she sat on my iphone and made it an ipad!!

[20051136]

yo mama so hairy when you were born you had rugburn

[beybladefan870]

yo mama so fat shes 3x bigger than the sun

[peter101scootforlife]

Yo mamas so hairy she maid KING KONG jelous

[DeathBucker]

Yo mama's so fat, when she went up into space, there was none.

[Andyboy774]

Lol cool vid 👍

[Bethanyxxful]

Your mama so fat that she lost a game of hide n seek cause i spotted her behind mount everest

[Brazilman110]

Yo momma so POOR that burgulars break into her house and LEAVE money!

[AqwSultanBarit]

Yo mama so fat that she's bigger than earth

[jaydude787]

To mama so fat that she was the was the one who made the flat screen tv by falling on it

[MiniMitch99]

Yo mama so fat she put on a yellow jacket and this man said hay taxi.

[oreochampisbeast]

Lol!!!!!

[gameman127]

2:30 is the best part

[xXstealth69ninjaXx]

yo mama so fat. when she sat on a rainbow it turned to skittles XD

[d4rkwolf79]

To momma is so fat she is American

[AqwSultanBarit]

Yo Mama So Ugly That she killed Darth Vader.

[ojm95]

Yo mama so fat:

She jumped in the rainbow and skittles popped out!

[KayoKamo]

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said To Be Continued...

[N1ravGuru]

YOUR MAMA'S FAT IF SHE LIVES IN AMERICA

[psycho1279]

yo mamma's so FAT! the room she was born in has stretchmarks! AND IT WAS AT A ZOO!!! this room is for hippos and her ass was stuck out of the door!!

[XxLeGiT123xX]

well i put the comment before the video,lol.

[XxLeGiT123xX]

You momma is so FAT that she uses CHEAT CODES for Wii Fit.

[CrispyJell]

HI BROCK

[MegaXman20]

yo mama so fat she eats wheat thicks

[thesicko333]

Yo mama so fat, she created a whole new world!

[Kaylii101]

Yo mamas so fat that nasa counted her at a 10th planet.

[subhash18031977]

Yfhfhtyghgg

[darylfernado]

yo mama so FAT when god said let there be light, he had to ask her to move out the way

[ImBeatzy1]

Yoyoyiyiufxhdydkgjh

[mrlukebe]

Yo MAMA so stupid she climbed over a see-through wall to see what was on the other side!

[cosmeticdentists1]

lol, what a funny channel. you guys is crazy. lol

[RolosReviews]

your mamas so fat, i bumped into her the other day, did i mention she was on the other side of the road?

[aguy64]

Cod is better than bf

[64mayham]

@aguy64 true

[MelMelMonkey951]

roses are red, daisies are yellow, yo mama so fat, she jiggles like jellow!!!!!!! O.o

[Jono0812]

To skip ads, Press ctrl+w

[Mlgdragon2]

Yo momma so fat her tits have tits

[awsome556]

He sounds like joe from family guy

[kidf1000]

thats funny inbox me



[Spitfirefan1397]

yo momas so fat and stupid- she watches annoying orange for diet ideas

[mysteriorey79]

troll on...

[creechick123]

LOL XD

[payneterran3]

yo momma so fat when she orderd a bounce house they said the bounce house was all ready there

[rangersrepsalvii99]

yo mama so fat she walked past the tv and i missed the whole harry potter saga

[TheBlackVipers50]

i dont get the joke at 0:42

[coolpopstar987789]

@TheBlackVipers50 i think its because she is so fat it takes soooooooooooo long to turn 360 degrees

[Diaperboom]

yo mama so fat if she were to make global warming she had to eat bake beans

[DEFxRECON]

@MrREDTIGER2020 that's the way I heard it BEFORE I watched these so shut the fuck up