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  • That Gorilla looks like he can get things done. I'm voting right wing from now on.

  • If you weigh less than 200 pounds and don't own a gun you just ain't an American.

  • I'm sick of people not knowing how the wings work. The political wing is about government power, not ideals. It is a single wing and looks like I> where the extreme left side of the wing has total control by one person and the extreme right is no government. Socialism is more left than democracy and democracy is more right than a republic. The U.S. is a republic, because if it were a true democracy there would be no elected officials and the minority would be screwed over.

  • I fear those imaginary weapons of mass destruction more than the real ones. I mean, they could be anywhere. ANYWHERE!

  • I'd have mistaken that pigeon for a parrot if it not for the prominent cere and announcement of "pigeon."

    I'll use my God® brand Free Will℠ to interpret with my creative Confirmation Bias™ {all the rage these days being recognized as a fantastic product,} to regard this occurrence as a "Pollytician" reference, independently of what the intent to express may have been.

    Very entertaining craft wisely put together, along with the articulate voice! Thank you for the experience, fellow artisan.

  • Right wings are ass holes!

  • @aPOISONberry1 Two words. Sarah. Palin. Yes, the right wing positively exhales brilliance.

  • Well done videos Sir ! One thing though I may mention is that, for the sake of using words to their original meaning, the PRC is by no means a "Communist" country. Actually, Communism has never left the theoretical stage, and what we've seen in our world so far, are flawed implementations of Socialism. Which, according to a good old chap that goes by the name of Karl Marx, is to be considered, for all intents and purposes, a transition stage, from Capitalism to Communism.

  • Thank you for attacking America with the Capitalism crack. I am American, but I hate many of my country's policies.

  • Hhehehe the plump juicy sausage

  • this video makes more sence ,than the gibberish they taught u in school

  • 1:52 Haha! I live in Northern Ireland.

  • Haha, but America gives the most foreign aid and charity...

  • @Baronhumbert03

    for every dollar americans spend on charity...they spend a million in weaponry

  • actually we in America actually love helping those less fortunate than us, look at our involvement in Somolia...as much of a fail of an operation as it was because Mahamad Farah Aidid's malitia took most of the food and used starvation as a weapon, we did help people and 19 of our soldiers died because Aidid atacked our troops, but it was a mistake because heres the estamation for somolian lives taken Somolia: 1000 US: 19 but we did love taking care of the people there, and we did save people.

  • lol I'm American and this makes me laugh... the brutal truth of politics. what i find funny is that you're from northern Ireland, yet you know more about the way America's political system works than most Americans do.

  • @Beatles4Evr426 Im from Ireland, Dublin and yes indeed we do! We learn all about how many of you are maniupulated by politics and people like Rupert Murdoch.. GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN! :)

  • grease is totally homosexual

  • @BlayzenFery Nothing gayer than a big fry up.

  • hey i love tofu!

  • Its is true how hee in the United States. people. usually Conservartives HATE helping poor people, just trying to pass a bill to help those who are less fortunate some how makes you an " evil " Communist, which is one of the things that I hate most about my country and of course I hate how the USA always has to get involved in the affairs of other Nations who did not ask the USA for help, but what are you gonna do when you have 2 Political Parties that always get elected, both suck ass.

  • @edgarreyes14 Conservatives don't hate helping the poor. We just believe that private organizations do a better job of it than the government. Example: New Orleans. Compare the areas where Habitat For Humanity has stepped in with the areas where people are trying to get government funding to rebuild.

  • @VoyagerFan101

    A very persuasive arguement if you're predisposed to believe whatever excuse comes along which might absolve you of responsability for the suffering of others.

  • @Pooknottin It absolves me of nothing. I donate my money and volunteer my time with these organizations, which use my resources more effectively and efficiently than the government ever could. From your comment, I would guess that your position is one that asks the government to take care of the poor. If that is the case, you are the one trying to absolve yourself of responsibility by placing it in the government's hands rather than your own.

  • @VoyagerFan101

    Really? Well, I congratulate you on your contribution. However, to say that you are willing to give only so much and no more is your position. To advocate state-governed aid and the estabilshment of adequate infrastructure, proceedure and policy to deal with crisis, poverty, illness etc... is hardly absolving myself of anything. Charity is only a stop-gap. Government policy if implemented correctly works - just not in the venal US.

  • @Pooknottin If correctly implemented. However, the larger an organization is, the more unwieldy it becomes. The government's attempts to help so often fail because the bureaucracy tends to put barriers in front of those who need help. Also, as we are seeing with the health care bills and in similar cases is that politicians tend to use a seemingly innocent bill (who doesn't want the poor to have health care?) for their own agendas, by inserting line items that reduce the bill's effectiveness.

  • @VoyagerFan101

    And we're back to venal politics. You're simply highlighting the problem.

    Don't worry though, we're not far from reaching the same despicable level of political malpractice in the UK. It's only a matter of time before they destroy the welfare state and consign us to the living hell of corporate feudalism. As Plato said,

    "He who refuses to be involved in politics must endure being ruled by inferior people."

  • @edgarreyes14 If I remember my schooling isn't that the point of your government. Didn't the founding fathers of your country predict that it would go stale and require further revolutions? I'm just saying.

  • @MisterSharp I am an American and I agree with just about everything you said in the video because it is Ironically true. We do have an obesity problem and most people really hate new Ideas and social justice. Its just funny that some people cant take a joke...which is really true :/

    By the way I lol'd at the conservative gorilla with a gun and hood you should make a T-Shirt of that.

  • @jayzaro Already done my good sir! Thanks for watching :)

  • A gorilla... with a machine gun... with a shark strapped to it. And a pointy hood!

  • NORTHERN IRELAND.

    FUCK YEAH.

    Ahem. I am greatly pleased by the tiny mention of my tiny country <3

    And tofu = communism is possibly the best thing I have ever heard. Bravo, old bean. Your witticisms are a breath of fresh air!

  • @PigeonPieProductions I thank you most humbly sir/madam :) Thank you for watching

  • @Brennna Ah yes, that old story. We'd all be speaking German etc. And highly ironic to boot...because if not for the British, Americans wouldn't be speaking English...

  • @Brennna You speak English my good man, hence we are able to communicate. You may wish to rebrand it as 'American' by cutting a few obsolete u's out of words, and that may make you personally feel a lot better about yourself, but I can assure you that the language you are typing in is none other than 'English'....and it's entirely based on the 'out-dated crap' (can a widely used, ever-changing language be classed as outdated?) that 'we' speak. Chin chin!

  • @MisterSharp Oh, i see that you are in fact a woman. My apologies. I say 'woman' and not 'lady' as your use of language would exclude you from that classification.

  • @Brennna I didn't relise you'd met every British person ever to make such a bold, sweeping statement! You must have led a very busy life to date.....eitherthat or you've been sitting on a chair, looking at the internet and trying to find things to be offended about! Either way, you sound like a terrible BORE!

  • @RiddlerJimmyRiddle You're right. I should have made it more clear. It's only people from the south east of England that I can't tolerate. They are rude, stupid and just horrible. Trust me, I'm not a bore and I'm not on the internet lookng for things. I watched a video and was offended by some smart ass who was putting down my country when he has probably never even been there. I don't understand this need you people have to constantly put Americans down.

  • @Brennna Ah yes, this is much better. So you hate everyone in a small portion of one of the portions that make up Britain (because I am assuming you can differentiate between 'British' and 'English')..but I still can't help but think that it's such a bold statement, because you can only have met a fraction of these people...? Your country shoves itself in the faces of everyone, and we put Americans down because they are so intent on lifting themselves up on pedestals...

  • @RiddlerJimmyRiddle Steady on old chap...Whilst this person does seem to be somewhat misinformed and defensive, let us not forget that this video is merely a light-hearted bit of fun. It seems that most Americans can take a joke, and I'm sure that teh few who have been offended by this have chortled heartily at my mockeries of the British and the French in my other videos without realising the hypocrisy of such an act. So take heart chum! Stiff upper lip and all that!

  • The thing about the left wing is SOOOO TRUE but i'm not really sure about the right wing :)

  • The right wing is very much like a gorilla, with a gun, with a shark strapped to it, and a pointy hat...

  • Democracy: the most effective way of looking like getting things done without getting things done.

    left wing: trying to help everyone without stepping on any toes

    right wing: trying to step on every toe without helping anyone.

  • I absolutely loved this, probably because im British though...!

  • Hahaha "...their reserves of gold and racism."

  • I fucking hate America.

  • bitch ass defending america ask the ppl in iraq and afghanestan how they feel ??? i lost an unckle because a US soldier felt unsecure by my unckle's presence... my unckle worked there everyday why did that faggot ass soldier feel insecure that one day ??? ohh and also google BLACK WATER becuase thats what that faggot soldier was.... a mercernary FUCK U AND FUCK HTE US I CANT WAIT TILL I LEAVE....

  • @allackballack Though I understand your pain do you have to blame the ENTIRE COUNTRY for your pain? Can't you just bitch about the army or something. If you hate it all so much just move to canada or go back to your own country.

  • This is awesome! I'm American but I am one of the few who is not ignorant, uneducated or a listener of rap "music"

  • Politics are stupid. i rather play my Xbox and pretend they dont exist :D

  • its a satire, you morons.

  • This is really funny... People need to look up Satire!! and maybe even Sarcasm...

  • As an american i have to say

    Damn this is funny!

  • Getting a lecture on how bad America is from a Brit. Can't you guys get over it already? Though seriously, ask anyone in Haiti or Indonesia how thoughtless Americans are. You know, just as soon as the Aircraft Carriers we sent down there to provide them emergency power are brought back. I don't mind all the other sleights and jokes, but the concept Americans have never sacrificed for anyone and balk at doing so is complete bullshit.

  • @DeckKnight Indeed sir, but there is a difference between acting on the world stage, which is usually for political purposes, and looking after your own citizens...which, I'm sure will agree sir, is the true office of any government.

  • @DeckKnight Furthermore, 'Sacrifice' generally means giving up something valuable, and yet I cannot think of a time that America has given anything away that it couldn't afford...which is not to say that it has never assisted in times of crisis, far from it, but let us not lose sight of the reality of things.

  • @MisterSharp Satire is nice except when it's not even-handed or is couched in sophistry. If you must mock America, by the same token, do mock the British who have a far poorer track record when it comes to international politics than the Americans. Oh, and I'm waiting to see what the benovolence of our Chinese overlords-in-waiting will look like when compared to America's.

  • @raotejas The majority of references to America in this video relate to domestic politics...not international.

  • @raotejas Also...if you take the time to peruse my other videos you should find that I have sufficiently derided our own internal politics....

  • @DeckKnight Realistically, if you're intent on aiding other people, then you're not democratic slightest bit.

  • @DeckKnight I think you should be aware that the real trouble in Haiti is due to American economic policies in that ravaged state way before the Earthquake. Indonesia has been committing genocide with American arms and money for 25 years on a scale of the holocaust - so helping out a bit at after the floods is more like an obligation. Your examples are self defeating, but then I wouldn't expect you to know anything about American foreign policy, as an American..

  • all political systems build for people but every system corrupted by people again name or side not important only important thing is working for people not for *only* yourself

  • "Politics in like a Pidgeon." Indeed it is.

  • The Gorillas with machine guns with sharks strapped to them and pointy hoods just got into office...

    *sigh* ....if only that was literal....

  • Im american... but i think its funny as hell... love your vids

  • "Americans abhor the idea of helping those less fortunate than themselves."...LOL!

  • I love your videos. Keep on doing a great job, sir!

  • wtf!

    haha.

    funny stuff sir!

  • lol this is good

  • This one has to be my favorite.

  • love your vids and great satire

    Sincerely

    -A guntoten American =D

  • ROFL...this one is great!

    America and their culture...lmao

  • great stuff. some humor and references particularly british.

  • "the plump, juicy sausage of capitalism"

    Great! :)

  • lol the right wing gorilla

  • olives...tall tales........and homosexuality

    ahahahahaha

  • three ways to identify a politician;

    1. they are hypocrites

    2. they will do anything to appease a minority - and that includes pissing of the majority by introducing halal meat or extreme political correctness

    3. their wealth will see a sharp increase after a just a year in office - note; if anyone holding public office can't manage to at least quadruple their wealth in a year - they must be impeached for not performing well...

  • LOL

    

  • ummm.. the US is a republicanism...

  • @TheWindowsComputer A Republicanism. Please, tell us more.

  • Why can't people get it through their heads that governments should be of, by, and for the people to maximize their freedoms while keeping only a constitutional level of order, and that charity should only be obligated by God on the individual level and the church? That is the is kind of country our founding fathers had in mind. That is why they framed the constitution the way it is. Seriously people read it. It's not that long.

  • It's nice to see good satire on the Internet. Great vids

  • 1:44 Yaay Finland

  • @LuwBren or England

    Since it's black and white

  • ok so the right wing are conservatives and the left wing is democratic but I'd have it no other way than america because it is the lesser evil or something it fights evil with evil and it balances out with ignorance just kidding! good joke ont he weapons of mass destruction thing

  • "And the right wing...is a gorilla...with a machinegun...with a shark strapped to it..and a POINTY hood." HAHAHA!

    MisterSharp,

    Your videos are spot on. The overall humor in your satirical videos is genius. You, Sir, are a master.

  • Love the videos, Mister Sharp! :D

  • love isn't the global language?

  • Actually in Scotland power is obtained to the ownership of Haggis.

  • ROFLOL, Where is my gun-with-shark?!?

  • america is soooo not like that **rolls eyes**

  • @SturmKorps It's a flawed system, but it works....thnks for watching :)

  • 0:05 that is one confident single person =D

  • in some ways this is spot on xD

  • @MuffeCam like how right wingers are shark on gun weilding gorillas? i thot that was great XD

  • The Emergence Of Greed/watch?v=CjJE2R4sNUU

  • Vid = Truth

  • Communists are left winged, do they respect other people? I think anyone can answer that one for you.

  • @Areishia Communism is super right wing. S:I

  • @Modernphilosophe No offense but I'm rather sure that they're left wing, I learned it in history class.

  • @Areishia Gahhgahahhh! I fail! you are right. thank you for the correction.

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  • Politics: The global excuse for killing each other!

  • lawls

  • Im a Left Winger ;)

  • most of system created good for people but all of them corrupted by evil people...

  • haha im loving these videos keep it up!

  • What's with you and Greece?

  • @YOURINQUIRER hahahahaha xD

  • I understand that this is a joke, and it's pretty funny, but the fat American joke is getting really old. Just cause we're a wealthy and not starving nation doesn't mean we're all fat. It just means that we have enough resources to take care of ourselves, and even other people.

  • @HigleyFootballRulz Um... we also have the highest obesity rate in the world. You Left that part out.

  • @HigleyFootballRulz

    but obesity is an epidemic in the USA

  • @HigleyFootballRulz not a starving nation? ha! must remind all them homeless people to get fat

  • @rickardo004

    The definition of a starving nation is that almost the entire population is starving to death. Homeless people do not make up most of our population, so therefore, we are not a starving nation.

  • @HigleyFootballRulz oh I'm sorry. You're right. I'm foolish. Let me go and remind all those homeless people they're not quite up to par in their.... hungriness.

  • @rickardo004

    I'm just saying, we are not a starving nation, we just have a very low portion of the population (2% I believe) that actually cannot feed themselves.

  • ROFL so true bout us americans im ashamed T_T

  • @dacreator123 Uh, almost everything said about America was false. It's a satire just like the "Homosexual Menace" video.

  • @didles123 aaw c'mon obesity is tops in america, we do attack others etc. etc.

  • @dacreator123 It doesn't matter we have the highest rate because ultimately that's an individual problem, not a national problem. All countries attack and defend, it's not a unique trait to any country.

    Everything in this video is about as true as everything in the "homosexual menace". I'm not saying it's a perfect and more than the other videos is saying that homosexuals are perfect via satire.

  • @didles123 didnt feel like reading your whole comment cuz it looked like and probably was an entire paragraph so u win, i agree

  • The plight of not participating in politics is the propensity that one is governed by his inferiors.

  • And pray to it by repeating the words "Greatest nation on earth" lol

  • Mistersharp you are truly a genius , im so glad i stumbled upon your work. keep it up

  • "right wingers are like a gorrilla....with a gun.....and a shark....and a pointy hood" LMFAO just one wing of the same problem

    there are so many things wrong in this. its just soo funny lmfao

  • You are a damn funny person MisterSharp.

  • YES...TRUE...WE NEED THE BRITISH MODEL OF ENSLAVING THE PROLETARIATE....AND STEALING THE WORLDS TREASURE/NATURAL RESOURCES FOR THE QUEEN BITCH AND HER JEWISH BANKERS....I M TOLD THE QUEEN AND HER SICK LITTLE SEX TOY 'PHILIPE THE VIRUS' LOVE DOUBLE DONG DILDOS!

  • @treon123456 Oh dear, somebody needs a cuddle...never mind little soldier...it's all going to be ok

    xx

  • @treon123456 do you need a lil' hug little dude ?

  • @treon123456 You got something against Jews?

  • Brilliant!

  • lol i love your vids execelent satire might i say too =D

  • hahaha I love your videos, please make more!!

  • left wingers and capitalists suck ballz

  • "The Right Wing is a gorilla... with a machinegun... with a shark strapped to it... and a pointy hood."

    LMAO!

  • @Revolos55

    Ramboooooo!!!

    amerika!!!

  • Mentioned your vids in my blog. Hopefully you gets some more views. :D

  • @Reip187 I'm indebted to you :)

  • Good vids. Deserve more views.

  • Thank you, Sharp!

  • lol so true!

  • you were right a bout my homeland

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