Kim Jong Il Ends Nuclear Program For Lead In Next 'Batman'

[CyberTaco98]

Good night, sweet prince. ;-;

[Iroflmaozable]

If he made this kind of negotiation in real life, do you think we'd accept? Whats one bad money compared to the destruction of the world!

[Waendchen]

@wwwtotalitaerde ....dafuq you talkin' about?

[epayne6]

The Onion is starting to scare me because I can totally see this happening. Let's hope Un is not a movie fan. Cause if he is then I fear for the new Avengers movie.

[SethHesio]

The funny thing is, if you know anything about North Korea, this could totally happen in that Country. More batshit (!) insane things have happened. 

[babypharoah]

@Q8379 ....His successor is Kim Jong Un his son..

[Agatahnai]

Oh god, those oil paintings. Especially the one of him punching Patriotic Joker.

[Agatahnai]

@Q8379 Well, yes. Kim Jong-Un.

[nelsonmcnamara]

Please, teach me how to dance like this!

[bromixsr]

Now Dear Leader is dead, this is sad. But how lucky must be those worms that now feast on his enlightened rotting flesh.

[mrjerrick]

@bromixsr Dear Comrade , Dear Leader's body does not rot , for the bodies of Great Communist leaders does not rot.

[Cosackie]

Spoiler: They're Japanese.

[23RAIDa]

are you fucking serious. for a damn movie role

[himjl2]

So wait, has the movie been suspended or is Kim Jong Un going to take over the role?

[Qbeck01]

lol good stuff

[GenialerTyp]

and now he`s dead.... sleep well sweet prince

[dellthinker]

@GenialerTyp doncha just love the irony in that?

[mrbisshie]

RIP dear leader =( I would have so paid to see you play ever role in the new Batman movie... =(((

[SleepyBuffoon]

R.I.P Pokemon Master Batman Badass Jong-il.

[xDFoRcEzZ]

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[OmegaApocalypse]

R.I.P best Batman ever.

[drugssexandtrumpets]

Is this real?

[SageZane560]

@drugssexandtrumpets Yes. Yes it is, too bad hes dead.

[bernudysbrasileiro]

Brooke's hot

[jungenbum]

Funny thing is that no North Koreans are aware of this video

[charlesnotprince]

I loved the expression on the spokesman while he was dancing: dignified, yet ridiculous.

[omgtkseth]

RIP Bets Batman Evar

[Oldasiankid]

@solerbeam032496 I am Korean, and I am smart enough to say the Onion is a comedy news network.

[voyage3469]

@Oldasiankid you are a Korean, you are not allowed to be smart :P

[frenzygundam]

The good actors always die too soon.

[MrDarkfuneral00]

Hahaha hehehe huhuhahaha

[solerbeam032496]

This shows how retarded koreans are... first the moon crap and now they want to nuke us just for playing a part in batman?! Your kidding... that's y everything comes from china no korea

[Bleumange]

@solerbeam032496 You dont understand sarcasm

[woopa2121]

@solerbeam032496 OMG U FAIL. Dude its the onion. Its fake news, just for laughs, fuckin retarded.

[woopa2121]

@solerbeam032496 btw the reason china makes everything is due to high population, lack of jobs, koreans on the other hand don't have a population of a billion people. The U.S does yet doesn't produce shit. So deal with it.

[Physhi]

@solerbeam032496 Apparently some people haven't seen North Korea's plans to bring the moon to North Korea. Those fools, they think you're a joke.

[TheWarning230]

Well...batman died

[thenoobfactor]

RIP dear leader.

[TheTruePsycho]

does this have anything to do with onion networks?

[Saritenite]

ohhh damn, he'll never live this dream now

[RamirezRoyalty]

Morgan Freeman killed him for talking about his God like acting skill.

[MikeMike5858]

Wtf happen to north korea

[radioman312]

*sigh* Now we'll never see this...darn!

[ChainmailleAddiction]

one kim down,one to go.

[emperor321]

Fuck. Looks like we're not going to get to see this :\

[unknownandunnamed]

fucking love the dance at then end

[LeninsBoyToy44]

hahahha i wish this was real, then news would actually be fun and not lame

[NintendoMan2011]

This shit is fake

[SeeDMT]

@NintendoMan2011 Yeah, man! I know it's so obvious

[gourleycoinsDOTcom]

@NintendoMan2011 No shit Sherlock.

[levelninetroll]

i knew these guys were crazy, well, at least there's only iran now

[MrBo7amed100]

@levelninetroll Haha, Onion news isn't real.

[DarkChoclatewithtop]

@MrBo7amed100 well im glad you cant read names

[fuzzyviking]

Epic !

[krunkaintdead69]

Am I the only one who wants to fuck the News Anchors face?

[bollocks2who]

@krunkaintdead69 No brother, I also want to.....

[kiuhy8]

@krunkaintdead69 no

[Z3rk]

IS THIS REAL?!?!?

derp.

[TheNavyGuys]

lol

[TheYouwontgetit]

i think that is a good deal...

[watanabe757]

free your people, we give you the role of superman...

[fdsdh1]

0:01 for ad if it works

[fdsdh1]

@fdsdh1 which it does

[cirusMEDIA]

Why were their faces soo serious during the dancing??

[similaritiesendhere]

The worst part of this is how close this is to being true . Kim Jong Il is actually crazier than any satire can make him out to be. His son was born hearing his father was god incarnate every day and will probably be a lot scarier. Millions of human beings live under this douchebags tyranny and they can't do anything about it. History will not be kind to this asshole.

[guitarlawyer75]

I'm laughing so hard that I think I'm going to have a heartattack! Oh, that dance LOL !!!

[bollocks2who]

@guitarlawyer75 It's not just you!! I now know that eating while watching onion news is a very bad idea!

[JustSomePerson888]

226 people saw the bats, but pretended not to.

[VonLutcken]

Is this fucking real?

[Lightscribe225]

@VonLutcken If you think it's real, then it is.

[GoldenChantarelle]

@VonLutcken

Of course, why wouldn't it be?

[DeadFishFactory]

I would totally pay big money to watch a Batman movie where every character was played by Kim Jong-il.

[philipmarie1854]

@DeadFishFactory Or where he is the next main villain!

[Dropclick]

The city in the background behind the North Koreans is actually Pyongyang. You can't miss the Ryugyong Hotel by the bat signal.

[Berzerkerevl]

This actually sounds like something kimmy would do.

[cristina12981]

that the north koreans leaders. Look i been pist of at the world. But this video has me laughing my ass of like crazy. I would pay 100 dollars to see them make fulls of them self i n the next batman films. isay give him the part

[akxsamurai]

oh my god they're actually saying what the dubbed translation says... this is too good.

[warlord774]

LMFAO!!!



[TheDarkKnight990]

Well he did provide an Oscar worthy performance in Team America, so yeah he should be in it. 

[xXxFB4LxXx]

@TheDarkKnight990

way to copy the top comment

[jamasianman]

This is my favourite one

[KingZolem]

Scary think is, he is crazy enough to do this.

[blackbeat11]

how the fuck did you think this was real morgan freeman in in batman dumbass

[consumptionof]

This would be an outstanding opportunity to assassinate Kim Jong Il.

[Kynortas]

@consumptionof Along with another world war.

[bustedprius]

LOL...is that Thunderf00t behind the dear leader on the right?

[mikedamat]

I could see that happening.

[PikKirby]

While the effort and time that Onion puts in is immense (Great and funny), as a Korean (Which I am) you can easily tell the actors are south Korean, not north.

[sikvenum82]

North Korea is so crazy I actually thought this was real LOL

[911toothache]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!! the dancing bit us absolutely hilarious!!!!! xD

[chaisack]

the best comedy film ever...

[Rain2103]

If DPRK (North-Korea ) gives up its nuclear defence-program it will end like Libya which gave up its nuclear defence-program too.

Never believe imperialists, especially USA-imperialists!

[blindthrall]

Uncle Sam Joker was so much fucking win.

[ManicTheManic]

This is the one onion I believed at first.....

[pinoyboy579]

Batu-man Kim Jong Il. This is what N Korean Propoganda comes to.

[LJonesy2]

He decided to suspend the program even further to star in HomeFront.

[SuperBoobielicker]

i love it

[DannySmith300]

My moms name is Kim. That guys a fag

[damakmohamed1]

mmm

[BlackMagister]

If we could actually do this it would be worth the sacrificing the Batman series.

[furrysega7]

damn,i almost though this was real untill i saw kim all skinny

[SexyChck7821]

Sex with strangers is so much fun! Especially when you get kinkt...

[ryb19100]

I say give him the part. He was great in 'Team America'.

[Velvetspoonful]

And then Stephen Hawking pops along for translation...Cool guy,always said so.

[narutofan9tf]

"Why So serious?" - "BECAUSE YOU HAVE A FRICK'N NUKE IN YOUR HAND!!!"

[salsasamuri]

Isnt kim jonh ill dead?

[rotc941]

only if we let saddam hussein play superman

[TPTism]

this was released on my birthday

[roygbiv330]

strange.

[sadlybadlyy3]

Asian Batman

[SMWjunkie2]

He would still nuke all the bad guys in the movie.

[MrWoofington]

The Bat Signal over the sky of Pyongyang was a nice touch.

[wontonsipodhelp]

Kim Jong Il should have been a new character in the next Twilight movie.

[RicerEater1978]

i thought this was real at first :/

[IWANAROCKYEEEAAAA]

@RicerEater1978 me 2 buth with the dude with canser vid nad did u know that foxnation thinked that the onion was real?

[Th4w]

FAAAAKEE! Kim Jong likes Superman.

[TheOverItFellow]

Look, here's the credible scale:

News Corp (i.e. FOX News, the Sun tabloid) < Crap < The ONN

[lupiezez]

OMFG <3

[sushlet]

North Korea is Best Korea

[Alon235235]

Ascendancy to Batman

[Monkey4sac916]

FUuuuckkkk..... i posted this shit on facebook thinking it was real...GOD i felt like a douche when i watch it a 2nd 3rd and 15th time...duh its fake... thumbs up if ima douche

[benzieproductions]

@Monkey4sac916 your just fkn retarded

[villalba874]

@Monkey4sac916 Wait...are you telling me...this is fake....

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[stelkin656]

@Monkey4sac916 You sure about that? I've recently watched documentaries about North Korea, and i can tell you that this would totally look like one of the sickassed ideas running up in "The dear leaders" head. He's a freaking dictator manchild.

[FlingerOfPud]

@Monkey4sac916 Actually, what makes both our gov'ts, N.K. and U.S.A., Douches is the fact even one of our people believe that they are capable of this. I could see Kim Jong Il doing something that retarded considering all the goofy propaganda they already release. And the U.S. gov't SERIOUSLY consider amusing this turd in any way they could. But I gave you a thumbs up anyway. ;)

[GDOBSSOR]

@Monkey4sac916 Don't worry it's still funny

[anjoskold]

@Monkey4sac916 it's not your fault. this news is actually possible because kim jong-il is that crazy.

[daemonpacman]

@Monkey4sac916 yeah youre a douche for thumb pandering

[aceW3RM]

@Monkey4sac916 lol smart... using humility to gain popularity clever...

[RAMBOBOVN]

Is it a comedy?

[JojoMartendal]

@RAMBOBOVN no clearly this is real..

[ytxcg]

Where do they get all the money building that news studio anyways. For a joke program and news, they r sure really serious on that building background shit.

[pandaSmore]

@ytxcg advertisements

[JojoMartendal]

@ytxcg i'm pretty sure its just a green screen hahah

[uthere1]

@ytxcg its not just online stuff, they started out selling "newspapers" which actually sell pretty well.

[RascusDrakonia]

Why 99953? Why?

[Icix1]

Haha, north korea WOULD make up a dance

[danyhael]

221 people are North Koreans.

[MudMonkey49]

Korean Batman FTW!

[IIISlobodaIII]

It's good to finally see the Communists winning somewhere in a Hollywood movie

[deaternus]

Бля, на 0:50 сам Брежнев!

[DrInfidel]

This is not too far fetched. He already made many movies for his people showing how he defeated America and other bullshit he wants them to believe.

[iknowchristalena]

Hahaha maybe we should make him the deal for real :-)

[fatstax79]

Geez, people! Don't give him any ideas!

[ArsenicKills]

Omguh.. Theres no way this shit is real, news doesnt make me laugh

[ForsakenToStupid]

If anyone thinks this is real its proof that this world consists of a tremendous amount of complete dumb asses. Thank you.

[TheVinster]

@Jucketsx Yes.

[MrVoodew]

@Jucketsx

Hell YES! It's called "covert whizz" when you don't want to advertise your urination.

Keep up the good work!

[mrkanker1]

@Jucketsx yes XD

i always thought i was like the only one who diddnt go in the water :>

[TheCheesedodo]

@Jucketsx

I thought i was the only one xD

[blindthrall]

@Jucketsx Fuck no, I make as much noise as possible. As long as I'm marking my territory, may as well let everyone know it.

[surfinbirdist]

=.=

[Inediblehulk]

@Didymosrules Don't bother trying to reason with them. It's a noble cause, but unwinnable too.

[symphix]

/----/ That is how you sway your arms.

[fuzzypanda36]

is this fake? i dont get it...

[911adt]

@fuzzypanda36 yepp...anything TheOnion makes is fake but still funny lol

[TheBigJuarez]

@fuzzypanda36 Yes it is. Big time!!!

[iPuntCats]

kim jong ill lol

[thegiantanteater1000]

217 people thought this video was real

[Didymosrules]

What is with the idiots freaking out over a stupid video? I swear every video that comes out there are these dumb imbeciles who always go into virtual fist fights. I bet you it was some troll that said something like "America is lame" and then some idiot cried about it. The internet is already crapped up with spam, don't make it worse by putting up retarded comments.