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  • One day I'm going to be able to afford the operation I deserve!

  • misleading title

  • Helpo Mega Size oil is a very popular oil for penis enlargement.It worked for me.

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  • Let's run down the list. If I didn't have a penis I would: never have to pay for drinks or dinner, never be asked to lift or build anything, never need to compose a logical or reasonable argument, never go to war, never need to know anything about cars, never need to buy a diamond or flowers or an overpriced valentine's day gift and I'd get to have sex whenever I wanted with virtually no effort even if I was broke and unemployed. So maybe you should STOP YOUR BITCHING.

    Just a thought.

  • @dantesinporno - hahaha LOL good one!!!

  • so gay

  • without a "penis", no one would have recognized you and this video so......

  • If you had a penis, some other guy would kick your ass for being such a wiseass.

    And you'd spend a lot more on drinks.

  • If you had a penis, YOU WOULDNT HAVE DONE THIS VIDEO, because you would have figured out how gay it was.

  • Oh if I only had a penis ... IF I ONLY HAD A PENIS!

  • this is fucked up especialy because if u dont want guys to stare dont show

    and if you didnt notice girls anrt disccriminated against

    this was a waste of time

  • another white girl acting black bitch choose your race

  • @lostone13 Angela's from Belize, even if she's white it's only natural for her to act that way since we belizeans just ghetto lyk dat :P

  • @realwtg --> THATS WHATS UP... yeahh brap brao to my fellow Belizean!!!!! :-))) Mek dem know!!!!

  • i don't think that men and women really think that different actually....i've seen just as much if not more unfaithful women as men...theres mad examples, anyway....there are way better things to talk about then the stuff i see you have posted...why have depth and talk trivial shit? waste of potential...but this is what everyone wants to hear riiii? and maybe its fun? all i know is i followed some invisible strand and see potential caught in the current of the mainstream thought

  • please shut the fuck up. please. women are not fucking discriminated against anymore. you just hang out with douche bags if you are.

  • come on ladies, you haven't got it THAT bad, and you should appreciate the positive attention (cos that's really all it is) now while you still can. You think you're gonna be that good looking forever???? Yeah, like men NEVER have the mickey taken out of them by women? Seriously, broaden your minds a little here, then you'll notice that people in general treat each other like shit.

  • ...........  well.... this is extremely gay..

  • If i would be a Chick like you guys...i would think about, were is my damn brain?

  • How boring and full of hollow self-indulgence.

  • the other two girls are at least as hot!

  • you're funny and cute, blond girl in the middle.

  • It's way easier for women to get far in the world than it is for men LOL.

  • filtered comments, of course

    well there goes all logic and sense, cause there would be no reason to have filtered comments if you allow everything and not just things that favor you/women

  • 1:36____Nip Slip

    i aint ignoring that !

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  • I'll give you a penis.

  • You crack me up!

  • lmfao ! is this chickk famouus ?

  • I don't think you would know what to do if you had a penis.. lemme guess you wish you were a boy..

  • WHAT IS THIS, I DON'T EVEN

  • wow.........talk about penis envy

  • don't worry, you have really nice boobies.

  • if you had a penis you'll be fucking the girls next to you

  • is hip hop o what

  • @KarajishiDeathKnight no it's rap

  • @xerfes -- you seriously need to watch one of the latest videos i posted called SPOKEN WORD vs RAPPING... just an FYI

    cheers

  • Na you dont wish you have it, you know why. Because you would understand how much women expect of men and how fucking annoying it is. Seriously if you dont have a 8 inches penis (or over) no one likes you. Thats the idea most guys have, yes I am a guy and I am well not proud of my size atm (7 inches atm) so yeah. You would have seriously problems. We dont expect much from girls, only be thin and not bitchin. Pretty much more you girls expect from men...

  • whatever, proshka is right. went thru most of her videos.. truly bitter truth. showed me the mirror.. i've a dick but don't wanna be a dick.. thanks for those videos.. ahead...

  • My mother raised me with manners. You said if you had a penis i would listen and comprehend, but I actually have a hard time listening to guys, i was around them for four years in the army. If i had a penis, oh wait I do, and you're probably not even paying attention, your likely thinking of mean things to say about my penis right now, huh? If you had a penis, you wouldn't know what to do with it, maybe you should get one, or maybe you shouldn't provoke him with them tight clothes & thighs.

  • "The penis Chronicles?" I could only watch 10 seconds of this.. So what should me and my friends make? "The vagina chronicles"?

  • if you had a penis, i wouldn't find you attractive... :)>

  • All of this is nice and all... but you do realize that you're encouraging everything you're complaining about when your tits are hanging out like that?

    Just saying... If a guy were to walk up to up shirtless, would you focus on his eyes?

    Didn't think so.

    Don't provoke then criticize.

  • you have a very nice voice... hmm... we DO think with our dicks!!...

  • if you had a penis you would play with it all day

  • Not that you girls aren't hot or sexy, but I'd rather have a Chinese foot massage.

  • the Indian one, Maria is hot,

  • If you had a penis.....YOU WOULD SPEND YOUR WHOLE EFFIN LIFE WONDERING IF ITS TOO SMALL, MEDIUM SIZE OR BIG.... hahahahaha love ya Ang

  • @belizeandiver -- OMG thats the best thing i ever heard, CLASSIC, love it!!!!!!

  • If you had a penis, i would'nt watch thisd vid, man where am i on the internet, as i speak, i think i got lost in the way down.

  • Love It Proshka; nice to meet Your Friends. Now do forgive me but Your Hair is Gorgeous.

  • @billyinc1 - thank you every so much billy, stay sweet

  • Love your Voice Proshka! :-)

  • Love your Voice Proshka! :-)

  • Love your Voice Proshka! :-)

  • @sphinxcanada - thanks huny buny!

  • Love your Voice Proshka! :-)

  • ul underestimate the power of the mighty vagina lmao

  • Those girls did not turn me on.

  • @mindovermuscle2 -- i kinda dont think our objective was to turn you on, lol

  • That is so true when I am jacking off I just look at your beautiful tits

  • ROTFLMWIAO!!! A person who is of one sex and wishing or even talking about having the genitals of another sex saying "bun fire!" does not mix. It just does not compute. LOL @ the irony.

  • does this mean black men and others that are discriminated against don't have penis'?

  • if u had a penis, u wudnt have made this video lol

  • @daynedank - hehe true dat!!!

  • @daynedank

    exactly

  • penis envy!

  • ROFLMAO .. this is WICKED

  • @MickSeliem - THANKS< hehe

  • there are pros and cons to being a girl OR guy, so stop sweatin' the penis and RELAX!

  • i like your rap and confidence, but you guys are putting the penis on a pedestal. it is nice to have a penis, don't get me wrong. but it doesn't automatically lead to having all those things you mentioned. when you have a penis, life gets a lot more complicated (and rewarding) because it's up to you to find your life's calling and achieve your goals and be successful before you can ever hope to date anyone. girls, all they have to do is grab onto a successful guy's coattails and ride it out.

  • @Hairylegs25 so true!

  • If you had a penis you'd shut the fuck up.

  • Get over it.

  • if you had a penis youd be a man?..

  • Proshka, haven't you ever heard of ladies night?

    Women get treated all kinds of special because of how human sexuality works. So I wouldn't complain.

  • If you had a penis you'd be a hermaphrodite.

  • lol, so very true!!!

  • @mahidude

    I think "it" was a metaphor, dude.

  • @mahidude - LOL

  • this woman gets on my nerves

  • so then don't watch my videos, duohhhhhhh!!!!!

  • @vandos11 which ones? u said this woman.. but i have no clue who u are talking about?

  • if you had penis you could pee standing up

  • hahahahah, LMAO, GOOD ONE!!!!

  • WTF is right if I had tits people would give me stuff for free and not ignore me in line.

  • WTF???????

  • If I had a vagina I could sue my boss for sexual discrimination even if it was'nt true... but YOU'RE right, see how politically correct I can be!!!!!!!

  • Ironically, I probably would NOT have listened to the video if you had penises.

  • huh??

  • The best sexual position is the cowgirl and is very exciting;-)!

  • Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah:-D! Your words are very educative;-D!

  • educational?! wtf..

  • the fuck?!

  • more cleavage next time

  • ok i promise to do so! lol

  • But by having a Vagina you have control over men

  • Hmmmmmmm... no comment, haha

  • I treat my girlfriend like a woman. ._. She doesn't wear makeup, she doesn't wear fancy clothing, nothing. I still love her more then ever <3.

    These girls are obviously dumb.

    They tend to rely on there looks I am guessing, to get a man that is. How stupid.

  • And your point isssss?????????

  • if i had your bodies...

  • tell me more...

  • cringeworthy to the max

  • hahahah, cringworthy, lol, nice!!!!

  • 'strong' women are unattractive because they say all these things about how 'they aint gonna take it', and if any of you women had penises then you would probably get ur ass beat by every man u tried to have sex with wich would include me and i would seriously beat you dead because thats just plain evil to trick ppl like that, strong women need to get over themselves, not every guy is an asshole like you think

  • Ha ha...good video! So true... :)

  • But you dont have a penis.

    So get back to the kitchen.

  • HAHAHAHAHA Nice

  • you like thagt one Granite, muahh!

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  • haha is right! ;)

  • @ianrevallo2 AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LULZ DUDE OMG

  • @ianrevallo2

    BWAH AHA HA EXCELLENT

  • But you dont have a penis.

    So get back to the kitchen.

  • If you had a penis? If you need one I'll give it to all three of you.

  • lmmfao werd...miss who mde this video wassup get wit the myspace or aim or somethin so we can conversate...4real though

  • hahahaha, im on myspace but no aim, sorry! YIKES

  • This is nonsense. I suppose it is comforting for some women to imagine that they are so great they could accomplish everything if they were men and not subject to sexism.

  • ...right..

  • whats wrong with these girls??????

  • we are poets!

  • you are hot ciks

  • old school poetry

  • if you had a penis it would tell you to shut up, and it would be small and ugly, and by the way penises are aerodynamic for speed and they help around the house, p.s. you say you want a penis but what about balls?

  • BALLS !!! Yeah

  • Too Bad You Don't Have A Penis Then Huh.

  • BALLS!!!! Yeah

  • she looks like she lipsyching

  • If you had a penis, your videos would have 0 views.

  • I love this. It's a reflection of the media.

  • this is totally irrelevant, but sometimes i wonder why videos like this show up in my 'recommended for you' section. i also wonder why i click on them.

  • once you click on one, it sets off a chain reaction. this theme will constantly haunt you for the rest of your accountspan.

  • So you think your life would be easier if you had a penis. Wrong! Alpha males fight to keep men down just as much as they fight to keep women down. When your dealing with that kind of you have two choices you can either fight them or fuck them, but if you try to fight them by fucking them you will lose because they have already achieved their goal with you. The most you could get out of that is a little blackmale. If it makes you feel better though keep telling yourself it's because your a girl

  • just as well that ur doable

  • Good job guys.

  • the blond is hot!

  • If you had a Penis, you would think with your dick. The question is could u control it? Stay wid da sweetness MUM that way u could always control THIS dick.LOL. Stay UP.

  • so this is also directed towards women, correct?

  • a reversed version of the vagina monologues!

  • Anyway, not to insult or anything, but I don't take ranting men on YouTube seriously either so I don't see what's the problem :}

  • brlogenshfegle doesn't lol

  • Proshka is sooooo hot!~!!!

  • if you had penis you would be a man

  • But, you have more!

    You have a vagina, by which you rule the World!

    Ho well. It's always 'greener' on the other side.

    Luv ya

  • wow, how ironic...

  • If i had a penis, i'd have another penis. people would look at me weirdly and avoid me in the streets and changing rooms. however i would be able to please a women who loves double penetration, without having to be in a disgusting threesome with another man

  • hahahahhahahaha

    I LOVE IT!!!!!

    bless up

  • lol

    good to know

    :)

  • Yes she is hot!!

  • I have a penis and all i'm thinking of is what proskhas bare tits..

  • If I had a penis...wait I do have a penis LOL If I had a vagina...I'd play with it and become a lesbian...and kiss random girls without any worry, cause I wouldn't be thinking with my dick...oh I wish I had a vagina...and nice juicy tities...NOT LOL

  • LOL! ya'll got some serious penis envy. You do realize that girls judge men based on their physical qualities as well? You girls are just a few decades late to the feminism fight. Not that we have equality...

    And I love how a lot of the comments on here mention how attractive you ladies are. Apparently those kids didn't watch the video hehe

  • Sorry, but I don't really understand what this is about

  • bam owned xD

    if i could i would lend you mine xD

  • I dont really care what you look like its hard enough to get a girl to talk to me as women are so paranoid when a guy is nice, and then again I dont blame you as we are creepy, lol.

  • U remind me of my teacher and ur pretty =D

  • if u wer a girl and had a penis u r right i wudnt stare at ur tits i wud just choose not to look at u at all

  • The erect penis of every male reflects exactly the total masculine persona and character of each given male,over and above all other aspects of his physical person and also his particular penis size or dimension.Thats what these females and all other females need to know.

  • LOL ur funny

  • if you had a penis, you would probably be able to think rationally...... and pee standing up!

  • hahaha, i absolutely AGREE...

  • even if you had a penis you still wouldnt get respect...people still judge you no matter what, so dont be bitchin on how you think men have it easy!!!!

  • I agree with madcow...

  • my ex had the smallest dick ive ever seen it wasnt even 2 inches hard lmfao....do u want me to send u a pic of it lol he wishes he had a dick too

  • damn that makes my 5 incher a GIANT!

  • mines like sticking a banana between two oranges.

  • You balls grow either side of your dick ? :s

  • comment was typed while lying down.

  • comment was typed while lying down

  • ?????????????????????

  • Not you Proshka - HLecterPHD... if that was wat the question marks were for.

  • yes indeed, LOL, in the placement on my end it shows u commented then he responded, at least thats what it looks like to me, LOL

  • Ah ok. So you where a cross in the video. you a follower of christ ?

  • Follower of GOD....

  • same difference?

  • If I said Jah would you still say same difference???

    to me it's just God.. thats my word, thats my reference and that alone :-)

  • Ah i see. but i mean the cross is a christian symbol, being that the instrument jesus was crucified on. I was just wondering if you were christian because of it :s so you are of no religion - just a theist ?

  • mines like sticking a banana between two oranges

  • ERIKA!... DAMN!

  • too bad the most powerful women on our planet, the ones with the most influence, are not the doctors, scientist, and congresswomen, but the women dancing on a pole. its just fact that men would rather watch a woman dance then another guy. there are just some things more appealing when women do it. use it to your advantage instead of bitching about not being respected

  • The Fuck?

  • the fuck?