Europe according to Latvians

[eternity4everusa]

haha thats great! :D

[Cherdenkov]

The center of the universe has been conquered about a 100 times ^^

[shadowpero]

haha nice video mate! big huge from georgia! but you should put georgia in Caucasus :)

[MrRoxswe]

I understand that this is not serious and I am not offended by this but it wassent our capital city you burned down in 1187 it was Sigtuna check through your sources first. so you get a large LLOOOOWWWLLL from me !!!!!!

[MachimoI]

@MrRoxswe

Sigtuna was the de facto capital of Sweden at that time.

It was the seat of your king and the largest (actually, the only) city.

[Aurys14]

I liked because Kaliningrad belongs to Lithuania!!!:)

[zaliabarzd]

hey bros! true about lithuanians being uncultured :D wild Lithuania go go go!!!

Greetings from LTU !

[busyscenes]

Sometimes I lie in bed and pretend to be a carrot.

[MyPopori]

The funny thing is that Latvia has always were in power any other nations. And now the "occupiers" are the Latvians.

[ec5aca]

It is just a good laugh, really funny. You better do not take it too seriously...

[MojoHead96]

Эти лапти все в надежде что они кому-то нужны для ихней же радости, все вылизывают очко нью овнерам да тяфкають на прошлых)ага, раньше нужны были, когда фасадом союза были ща просто делют денги и ипут

[MojoHead96]

hold on bitches! Mordor will rise again!! ))

[Rimonkish]

@skaterobban FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! DONT TEASE OUR LATVIAN FRIENDS OR I'LL COME AND FIND YOU!!!!!!!!

[lienux24]

Taisam referendumu,lai raktu Baltijas okeānu!!!

[lienux24]

Did you read what is written on Luxenburg?:D

[Konabis]

Latvia - nipple of world's ass!!!!

[McGliga]

Southern Russia (replace Vodka with Rakia)

THAT OWNED IT XD

[bingzaniGercel]

whats the name of the song? Its souds medieval

[MyPopori]

Poor Baltics,if Russia, it is zombilend, then the Baltic complex biorobots -).

[stolpioni]

Agree with everything on Russia.

[grazusrytas]

I like most of all ''The Baltic ocean'' :DDD greetings from Lithuania

[TheMrmysteryguest1]

hey does ur aunt live in scotland or england?

[dimezzogiorno]

Greetings from "Desert" ! xD

[MachimoI]

@skaterobban

Yup, we can't afford shampoos and we usually eat sand muffins for dinner. :_;

[bingzaniGercel]

@MachimoI Wonderful music! Whats name of the music? Is this medieval?

[MachimoI]

@bingzaniGercel

Skyforger - Sunset over the Sacred Forest

[TheI80082]

wow Sigtuna aint our capital its Stockholm :O

[MachimoI]

@TheI80082

Your capital is Stockholm for the sole reason that we burnt down Sigtuna.

[TheI80082]

@MachimoI stockholm became our capital in the 1436 o_o

[MachimoI]

@TheI80082

"The city is said to have been founded by Birger Jarl to protect Sweden from a sea invasion by foreign navies and to stop the pillage of towns such as Sigtuna on Lake Mälaren."

[TheI80082]

@MachimoI i know it was founded in the early 1200

But it became capital of sweden 1436

[ndrakey]

Ahaha as a German/Russian I find it funny that latvians love the german "Ordnung" and call the russians "baby eaters" and "source of all evil in the world"

you guys remind me of little dogs barking like the big ones.

Love guys Love and not hate...

[MachimoI]

@ndrakey

Well, at least we're not mutts.

[nanishchenko]

Facist

[radurambo]

Latvia is a joke, not a country. An insignifiant region of EU. In a couple of years they will lose even their language - pity, of course.

[srbiJagoda]

KOSOVO IS SERBIA !

[namas000]

greeting from the uncultured brothers :)

[Woutorius]

I lolled at the superior potassium.

[IIImanlll]

Really funny.. Russia just don't care about opinions of paranoids, who're stuck in the past it seems forever... Poker face.

[Schaezen]

Greece > for sale

that just killed me xD

[Asaraita]

@Schaezen I just wanted to write the same!! XD

[sasukeismahboyfriend]

You know what ,I'm Lithuanian and I agree with you ,most of us Lithuanians are unpolite .... ;[ Sorry... But we're bigger than you anyway ;DDDDD 

[kreuzreuter]

what a fucking idiot makes did it?? You don`t understand anything in politics!

[bengabus]

Sigtuna 1187 is not forgotten!!! ;-)

[Aliboyy01010]

ehmmm raki is bosnian ?

[randomperson763]

I bet these hockey freaks would love Canada

[SoundoFF01]

We dot`n think that kaukas is friendy for us

[akat0sh99]

I've read comment and all I can say is WOW. You, people, need to get sense of humor. And comments like "why my country is this and that, your Latvia is even worse crap" won't make your country look better.

[jamexxxxxxxx]

were bigger brothers not little xD

[MachimoI]

@jamexxxxxxxx

Nope, we're bigger than you are when the Russian-occupied territories in Eastern Latgale (Abrene) are counted.

[jamexxxxxxxx]

@MachimoI we are bigger in 2012

[mantuskas1]

@MachimoI well we are bigger if belarus and ukraine are counted, because we had them for half of millenium. See your logic dosent make sense

[NeoDMovie]

@MachimoI O really? I don't think your country is older then our country.

[mynkNX]

@MachimoI nah ;) we always were bigger (population). and lots of our teritoty now is in belorussia and poland...

[Chorwat14]

where is the my Croatia? We are not over Yugoslavia!

[jupi9867]

hugs and cheers from "the source of all evil in the world":D well, ain't it great?

PS: love my Motherland

[TheDomdomi12]

LTU uncultured ? after we dominated the Latvians for like 200 years

[mezakakitis]

@TheDomdomi12 ha ha ha ! and you wonder why? :D Is occupying a country a cultural thing to do? :D

[GregDarkness]

for sale huh? i bet one greek island worths more than your little shitty latvia which i dont even know ehre the hell is in the map

[turkeyforever100]

LMFAO GREEK FOR SALE

[ThePrisoner12345]

SOUTHERN RUSSIA??? We Croatians are not slavs,we are more germanic...(sorry for my bad english)

[LaraC76]

I am not a slow littel bro ! :)

[zniv76]

"For Sale" mdrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[heyula07]

WTF everybody thinks of kebab when talks about turkey.

[SoullessSloth19]

I loved the "Strawberry Fields Forever" on Ireland xD

and how a good portion is about Hockey and Russia

[P4nzerk93]

Finland is about 2 times bigger that it really is. It lost some of its eastern parst during the world wars. And that "baltic sea" doensn´t exist, it should be west from estonia, not east.

[KaukusPameskiet]

@P4nzerk93 No, it SHOULD be east of the Baltic states - to keep all the Russkies away :P

[P4nzerk93]

@KaukusPameskiet Now I got it : D Thats a good one xD

[GiuseilMagno98]

You are Australian.

[SuperDadadadu]

Rakia its Turkic Drunk

[EliasJordan3]

hahahaha arrogant metro bög boys, so true from PERKELE

[rudeneliuiprasidejus]

uncultured little bros??? echhh still love latvians <3

[Sareth987]

Finns are slow? But I love how you actually draw old Finnish border =D Thank you =)

[S4Ld1rg4nP1sK0p4t]

im turkish and i had last year a latvian girl in my class, she was hot i miss her

[DaKingNeman]

One day we Russians close the Latvia, and open bowling in their territory :D

[MultiZirkon]

I loved the Baltic Ocean, ...and the life-expectancy of 32 years :-)

[THECAT8th]

Was latvia in soviet union? I lived in europe and my, all i knew was germany poland denmark france uk and netherlands belgium and finland norway and sweden and russia. I really dont know very much in eastern part of europe. Im curious cause i have a tinted moisterizure which i got as a present and it said made in Latvia !

[impsman]

great video latvians :) like youre humor :P

[UBoot102]

Your "Baltic Ocean" is a really good idea, but it should reach farther to the south.

[boss74147]

You must be kidding about Bosnia. Bosnians are not Slavs and have nothing to do with the Russians. We are the original Europeans. Ok.

[MachimoI]

@boss74147

That's probably why you're talking in Serbo-Croatian.

[boss74147]

@MachimoI I speak Bosnian language..

[BosnianPanslavism]

@MachimoI Thank you... I am a proud Bosnian and BOSNIANS ARE SLAVS. I love Latvia and all Baltic and Scandinavian cultures, after all we come from the same language family, the Balto-Slavic, which is an Indoeuropean family. It' so sad that some fanatics (probably fake Bosnians, or Turks trying to speak and copy our language and tradition) say that we are not related with Russians... We are all brothers. And yes, we defended Europe by kicking the Ottomans out of our lands!!!!

[VVuTangClan]

@BosnianPanslavism Your stupidity has no boundaries.

[BosnaPerunSvarog]

@VVuTangClan Come here to Bosnia and see for yourself who is stupid. No fights, no rednecks, no coward politicians. Let's study history and genetics, and you will learn who we are. Plus, if you have never been to BiH you'll see how wonderful our land is!

[VVuTangClan]

@BosnaPerunSvarog I am from Bosnia. All our politicians are cowards and crooks. Rednecks??? all of northern bosnia is redneckish and cal themselves serbs.

[BosnaPerunSvarog]

@MachimoI No more war in Bosnia - We are SLAVS. There is NO difference between us and Serbs, Croats... The whoile world needs to know that the war in the Balkans was started by fanatic extremists, who invented differences between our nations, just to destroy our beautiful people. I have enormous respect of Greeks, Magyars and Albanians/Illyrians, the original inhabitants of these lands, but we are SLAVS. And we are proud to be. SLAVA i MIR!

[ciccogol69]

@boss74147 Of course Bosniaks are slavs. Of course, nationalism and even more so religion are all bullshit, but regarding the identity which Bosniaks have constructed for themselves, they were Christian Slavs just like Serbs or Croats before they were fucked by Turks hundreds of years ago...Even now, when we see ridiculous Saudi's building mosques and printing Qu'ran's, most Bosniaks just want to live...personally my Bosnian friends are proud to be Slavs...don't really like Turks...

[boss74147]

@ciccogol69 First learn and then talk .. Do not write nonsense here.

[ciccogol69]

@boss74147 It was a great argument, thanks man, you changed my mind really

[BosnianPanslavism]

@ciccogol69 SLAVA SLAVENIMA!!!! Pozdrav iz BOSNE!!!!

[BosnaPerunSvarog]

@ciccogol69 MI SMO SLAVENI - The whole world needs to know, that WE BOSNIANS are extremely proud of being Slavs!! I have nothing against Turkey in its territories, but we Bosnians will never accept another Ottoman domination, made with bloodshed, hatred and cruelty. No, we Slavs are all brothers and sisters. People that started the war are the ones who invented fake heritage and culture.

[BosnaPerunSvarog]

@BosnaPerunSvarog We call ourselves BOSNIANS / BOSNJAKS because we are born and lived her for centuries and centuries. The Turks fucked us? Yes, they tried to fuck every single Slavic Land they encountered and they kept us under their hateful regime for centuries. But we Bosnians, from ALL RELIGIONS always fought the Turks back: Our national hero, Husein Gradaščević, was a Slavic muslim for example, and he fought the Turks with all his heart.

[BosnaPerunSvarog]

@boss74147 INDO-EUROPEANS are among the first people to settle in Europe: the European Languages are Germanic, Italic, Ugro-Finnic and Balto-Slavic. That's where we come from. Of course Illyrians, as well as Basques for instance were her before us. But that's our heritage.

[boss74147]

@BosnaPerunSvarog Bosnians have 70% of so-called Nordic blood. I can not to be a Slav or someone else when I am not. I know who I am.

[irakliracha]

there is a little mistake about the location of Georgia :D :D

[kostakche17]

Latvia is country in Europe?What mean Latvia? Somebody told me Latvia is a toilet for russian people???is that tru ?in russian language Latvia=toilet?

[mszaneel]

@kostakche17 Are you out of your mind or something. toilet is pretty universal word and sounds the same in most languages. Bad for you coz since Hangover came out Thailand is considered to be a land of male transvestites/transgenders. Im not gonna even say nothing about the other embarrassing stuff

[kostakche17]

@mszaneel what about Thailand? I asked about Latvia. Latvia according by google translate from russian language mean toilet.LATVIA=TOILET IN EUROPE.

[MachimoI]

@kostakche17

Somebody told me that Romanians are racist, narrow-minded and have no sense of humor.

No, no I'm just kidding. :) No one told me that, I just made that conclusion from your posts.

[andis303]

@kostakche17

No i m Angry To You Latvia Are No Toilet For Russians! Russians Are Fucking Assholes who live in Latvia And cant even Learn Our Language... I Hate Russia... U Can Drive To Latvia And Check Your Comment Yourself, But Latvia IS One Wonderfull Place :)

[Edgarssprogis]

@kostakche17 No no Romanians are gypsies :D

[TheKlakmens]

@kostakche17 Are you an asshole or what?

[HyperCatLover]

...I have a friend that thinks England is the capitol of France.

Both the  English and French are offended.

[MrILoveFirearms]

@eunoway so you're basically calling them gypsies Lol :))

[MyPopori]

What are the interests of Russia. -)

[AgentFalcon13]

i have never hear of that country'

[MrILoveFirearms]

where is Latvia?

[JayG83]

This is an utter rubbish!

[Kajmal52]

hahahahahahahahahahahah in Poland "szczychwszczy" hahahah I knew that so will be.

Polish language don't difficult. Grammatik o my God !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! masakra - massacre

[aweomeobsessions]

i need this picture.......lol.......i love the russia one :D

[TBARacingAthens]

For sale?Come and get it.

[decebalusdacicus]

What you said about Russia& Ukraine is a BIG LOL ahaha! I like that Romania and Moldavia are ONE..that means you know the historical truth about us, and i respect you for that! Unfortunately, what you said about the gypsies is truth..we can't kill them, but we are praying that they are migrating! Sorry for not being sorry about that..hope you understand!:))

[realtmc]

Most misconceptions and stereotypes are not specifically latvian. Same could be said of ignorant people of any nation. More effort should have been made to make it at least marginally funny.

[tugadmundo]

where da hell is Latviua?

[MrDenocan]

I am so pissed of right now. Raki is Turkish drink how can you put her on Balkans??? Naaaa just kidding :)

[keveydaking]

Ireland doesnt have a hockey team either

[andrare1]

It's a joke, can't you see?! Watch "Europe according to the Russians/Lithuinians/Germans" etc., maybe some of you will see the point. It's irony about peoples myths and fears LOL.

[wwanimator]

@IIIZEPHYROSIII They could have built it themselves if you russians would have given them a chance to do it...

[12345678909269]

I'm Swedish and i hate all metro fags here aswell, they are mostly from wealthier families and think they are better then everyone else then the regular Swedes. By the way didnt Latvia used to be ours at one point? Riga was a Swedish sea port.

[wwanimator]

@12345678909269 not a part of it, yes

[zurakli]

why is Georgia part of turkey ?!?!?!

[Egly0]

Haha, lots of love from Lithuania, you zirga galva :D

[BaumerPaulGefreiter]

Slovakia and hockey? That's a nonsense...you probably substituted them for Czechs by mistake.

[lakygrl]

Eiropa mūs nesapratīs...

[oziriszhamvai]

Southern Estonians :)

I like that one :D

[LethalCeltic]

@MachimoI

okay, I undrstand. Our only problem is our president. If he didn't steal money from our national budget...

[iSpinksy]

lol at romania

[memorless]

nobody seems to have noticed Kasahstan and its 'superior potassium' photobombing Europe's map

[GrtalicaRankoSRB]

hahahahahahhahaha votka replace with rakia xD you should paint half of muslim rusia in green :P

[kelettimor1]

Im Hungarian, and i would like to ask, why are we southern estonians?? You dont know too much about us, do you :D

[LikaPoland]

@kelettimor1 I think it's because of ugro-finnic language wich have Finland, Estonia and Hungary bro :) Sorry for bad english^^

[kelettimor1]

@LikaPoland Thats good thanks, i didnt know that estonians speak finnic-ugor language. However some surveys found out that the hungarian is more similar to turk language than finn-ugor, but in my opinion its better to have relatives here in Europe, than in Asia.

[LikaPoland]

@kelettimor1 I think that too :)

[Pepiczech1942]

good map,czech beer rep. Italia,pizza mafia ;DDDD

[louis251197]

why is portugal and spain together?????

[MachimoI]

@louis251197

You're able to understand each other perfectly, so essentially: you talk in the same language, you look the same, you both live in a desert and you both play football.

[JafaCakesMonster]

@MachimoI we play football,there is no desert,we dont speack the same language and spanish dont even try to understant portuguese...

[asasscd]

@MachimoI @MachimoI I didn't know that portuguese and spanish were the same language, and i didn't know that the iberian peninsula was a desert...

[AxierNigromante]

@MachimoI in a desert? lol

[0299792458]

@MachimoI

In fact italian is easier to understand than portuguese to most spanish.

It's still fun. =)

[gronki1]

LOL, I'm from Poland, and I really laughed about szczczzcz :D

[xXMalikuWolfieXx]

I think the Baltic Ocean must have migrated on that map xD Even my mom, who knows almost nothing about Eastern Europe, let alone the Baltic countries, knows that the ocean was misplaced...

[54markl]

You're part Celtic, I hear. Not like the Litvaks.

[MachimoI]

@54markl

Well, we like to drink a lot of beer, but I'm not sure if that counts as being part Celtic.

If by Celtic you meant Finnic, it would make more sense, yes.

[martynros]

@54markl litvaks mean jews who lived in Lithuania. there is nothing common with real lithuanians, they are balts as prussians, latvians. I believed at least ...as far as I know

[cavalieros2009]

I'm sorry. It was to aelix56.

[cavalieros2009]

Вы грубы. Не пейте так много больше.

[Ms73501505]

shit

[bebri123]

dude.. im latvian... and i dont agree to some of your opinions... every country has its own ups and downs...btw WHERE THE HELL YOU GOT THE Baltic Ocean? XD

[DokuDoki]

@bebri123 Omg he was just having fun xD You cant take it seriously. I thing he probably wanted separate you by Russia :3 Greetings from "hockey republic" :D (Slovakia)

[aimur55]

then why are u taking this video u guys are saying:DONT TAKE THIS SERYIOUSLY FUCK U

[meProudToBeCaucasian]

haha u mad u noob???

[superdan1875]

Greece: For Sale (LMAO)

[070dh]

you made 4 countrys in 1 turkey and between turkey and russia its a mix of 4 countrys, i bet you was high when you made this

[Lilla88able]

Sicily = Football??

I didn't get it...

[SoberLook]

If Estonians are relatives to you we are you big bros who have saved you butts many times. True story !

[xXMalikuWolfieXx]

@SoberLook Aren't both Estonia and Lithuania older than Latvia? xDDD Since Latvia didn't exist until after WWI and Estonia was around since around the Middle Ages? if memory serve me correctly...

[MachimoI]

@xXMalikuWolfieXx

Latvia is as old as the Universe itself, my friend.

If anyone tells thee otherwise, you shall slap him in the face, for he is a fool.

[xXMalikuWolfieXx]

@MachimoI I thought the land was Livonia, which later became part of the Teutonic Order ((it was the Livonian Order)). Around it was the Duchy of Estonia, the Grand Duchy of Polish-Lithuania, and the Grand Duchy of Sweden. The land was always there, but Latvia wasn't a 'country' until after WWII, right?

[MachimoI]

@xXMalikuWolfieXx

Livonia =/= Estonia.

Livonia = Latvia+Estonia under the rule of a mainly German nobility with a hint of Danish and Swedish.

The Latvian nation-state was created in 1918, after WWI, just like the Estonian, Finnish and the Lithuanian nation-states.

[Impintinas]

@MachimoI , of these three states that you mentioned Lithuania was sovereign state since 13th century

[MachimoI]

@Impintinas

Sovereign state =/= nation-state.

[xXMalikuWolfieXx]

@MachimoI By the way, I don't want to sound mean or anything ^^ I'm just trying to straighten out my facts... Every time I post something, I keep thinking people are going to take it the wrong way ^^'