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  • Oh no! ZZTop turned muslim?

  • And the WORST evil of islam?

    Those awful BEARDS, like THIS guy has. :)

    Also happens to be the FUNNIEST part of their religion, too!

    I hope that YouTube channel about Mohammed-brand condoms is still up somewhere.

  • Does anyone know how to contact the CIA? If you do then please report this person! As a true Muslim I am against Terrorism and I want to see this terrorist behind bars!

    Allah Bless China, Russia, Islam, Africa and all the peaceful nations around the world !

    On 2nd thoughts I think the CIA might have saw this video at the same time as me???

  • for a little fat fucker like this dipshit boy, he is very confident to be making such a racist video. this fat ass wants his 5 min of fame, nothing more. Islam does not teach us anything wrong. Any killing of innocent civilians is not allowed in Islam. Not going to say more than that.

  • Love the cat!

  • win!

  • Fighting comedy with slapstick?

  • rag on his head / fleas in his beard / says he's a scholar but i say he's wierd ! may allah fly as a pigeon and shit as an elephant in your beard.

  • There a Cat!!!

  • lol, comedy defeats islam every time

  • worst accent i ever heard,

  • o was that all.

  • Islam can suck my dick :)

  • no problem, mate!

  • @meatisdeliciouse And Chistianity?

  • Is this meant to be comedy?

  • Shits hilarious

  • roflmao

  • mashallahhhhhh

  • lol

  • RETARDED, GAY, DUMB FAGGOTRY

  • @Valtor111

    The God of the BIBLE is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully."

  • LIES ALL LIES. Islam is a religion of peace – we only kill people who don’t agree with us or attempt to leave or draw cartoons or name teddy bears or write books or do anything blasphemous. I knew you were fake because cats are haram and should be killed LIES LIES LIES Only when everyone is dead will ISLAM be purified of evil.

  • @ritchloui Only when everyone is dead will ISLAM be purified of evil. No just the Liberation from Evil Doers!

  • I was a fan until I saw this remark on your channel, "butt fucking Texas," now you can go fuck yourself.

  • o dear

    

  • BOY YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKIN BANANA BOAT> WHICH PATTA JAMAICA YA BORN?

  • Is your cat attacking your camera? :D

  • I find this very difficult to masturbate to :S

  • @RememberThatThing indeed.

    Islamocriticismphobia is the counter word for islamophobia.

    islamocriticismphobia is the fear of seeing islam or muslims criticised.

  • INSHALLAH I SHALL OVERTHROW THE ENGLIS ROYAL FAMILY JEW LIZARDS AND BAN ALL PORK ALLAHU AKBAR

  • @AeroAstro hahahahaha! youre so sweet and funny!!!

  • @ezmereldagreen YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO DIE WHITE WESTERN KUFFAR ALALHALHALALAA

  • HAHAHAHAHA

  • Fuck Religion...that said, a whole round of drinks for everyone....put it on Pat's Tab.

  • LMAO this cant be real.........

  • shave that dead rat off your face

  • Islam is NOT a victom, never hase been. I have absolutely NO respect for Islam or Muslims. We need to stop letting Islam take over the world and stand up for ourselves.

  • @meatisdeliciouse fuck you Terrorist

  • Thanks Abu, that was hilarious and disturbing all at the same time!

    It is amazing to me that members of the hajiz cult and the PC pussies that support them are on here calling you a racist.......maybe they can tell me, which RACE is muslim?

    Look up the word "satire" in the dictionary dumb-asses, and while you have that book out, look up the meaning of the word "race" too.

    Yikes, some people on youtube are really stupid!

  • Well said, Abu! It seems to me that a lot of people venting on this site do not understand irony or satire! With a beard like that, who needs a burka? Your cat is really cute by the way. Give it a big fat kiss from me. Do you nickname him brother Youseff? You know, Cat Stevens became.......Oh forget it! LOL.

  • nice fake beard and make up

  • @smfiou watch?v=0GrjlZEdAMg

  • get a shave you dirty cunt.

  • @jordangaiger watch?v=0GrjlZEdAMg

  • if you walked into an airport with that beard they'd probably shoot you on sight. I bet it helps you remember what you ate the day before. At least we infidels take baths. I bet you smell like a pig.

  • funny shit lol

  • rasict

  • bro this made me laugh at 1st I thought you was for real, but then when the video went on I knew you was taking the piss. Anyway I'm fucking horny so gonna turn Muslim just so that I can rape some female then murder her as a punishment for getting rapped

  • bro this made me laugh at 1st I thought you was for real, but then when the video went on I knew you was taking the piss. Anyway I'm fucking horny so gonna turn Muslim just so that I can rape some female then murder as a punishment for getting rapped

  • You do know... That if you explain it, it's no longer sarcasm..

  • @Yefatbastard Well, that's wrong.

    The video was bad, though.

  • @dujl It's right in the rules of sarcasm. "If you have to explain it. It's no longer sarcasm"

    Sarcasm is meant for smart people.. You can tell who the smart ones are because they are the ones "not" all offended or upset by it. (they know its a joke) and inversely you can tell who the morons are.. Because they "are" all bent up in knots and mad as hell over it. So if you explain it, then the idiots don't get all bent, and we can't watch them explode over nothing. and where's the fun in that?

  • @Yefatbastard There are no "rules" of sarcasm. That is just extrapolation. Sarcasm is as it is defined by dictionaries. Explaining the point afterwards does not negate the initial sarcasm. However I agree to some extent, that it shouldn't have to be explained. It should be understood from the context and tone of voice.

  • @dujl Au contraire my little friend.. If what you say is true Googling "rules of sarcasm" will result in ZERO finds. Try it and see. Also I bet you don't think The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition exist either. >snicker<

  • @Yefatbastard That is a logical fallacy. Do you know how google works, my friend? Also, I don't see the point of interjections. Is that neccessary for you to argue a point?

  • @dujl There are rules of sarcasm, as a search of the internet will show. Interjections are not necessary but loads of fun. just like pointing out spelling errors isn't "necessary" but loads of fun. P.S. leave my fallacy out of it.

  • @Yefatbastard There are rules of sarcasm, but not as you would have them defined, not officially.

    And I will not leave your fallacy out of it, as it was pivotal to the discussion. There is no point in pointing out spelling errors though, unless you feel that you have a weak argument.

  • @dujl I don't recall ever using the words official and rules together. And I'll have no one on you-tube pivoting on my fallacy thank you very much.

  • @Yefatbastard Right, so really, your definition is not absolute, and does not necessarily define sarcasm in it's use. That's the point I was trying to make. Thanks.

  • @dujl Wasn't my definition, Was the generally accepted "Rules of Sarcasm's" definition. As any card carrying sarcast knows. You're welcome? (here comes the part where you tell me that "sarcast" isn't a real word. and I tell you to Google it. And if you do you will find "Sarcast: one of the talented few who practices sarcasm as an art" Then you tell me that the "Urban Dictionary" doesn't count. Then I tell you that as fun as this is I do have loads of other people to annoy and should get to it.

  • Nice!

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  • cock

  • fuck yourself

  • Your accent is fake. Douchebag.

  • @DarkAeonX Boy.. nothing gets past this one.

  • :))))))),=)))))))

  • Another great day at the Camel races.

  • Did you fall on an asphalt road face first Allie?

  • ...It's a white guy wearing make-up, a fake beard and a costume.

    Youtube troll, lol.

  • So you are proud of killing people? To sum it up.

    How nice... give me your wisdom so I can make use of it.

  • Oh thank U very much good brother! Praise ALLAH, he really knows how to kick ass on the Human race. Freedom and free press is so very bad for humans and girls & women ofcourse are like bags of rice. All power to ALLAH and ALLAH alone !

  • Anyone tried "secretshag.co uk" I can`t believe how many people are here in UK wanting a secret ride.

  • lol, american!! love this guy!!! hahahaha

  • haha this was funny. But sadly there is grain of truth in this.

  • you choked on your words. hahaha idiot

  • there is no such thing as a non infidel.

  • This... is... beyond amazing.

  • You actually sound jamaican lol.

  • HE HAS A CAT!!! BLASPHEMY!!!

  • what a moran

  • @cuttheraceistheads Protip-When calling someone else a "moran" (especially when you don't know what the term "satire" or "parody" mean) make sure to use spellcheck, MORON.

  • @HowDaWorldTwerks (Uber Protip) Could be... (bites into a carrot) *crunch* he meant "moran" (chewing) *crunch**crunch**crunch* as Buggs Bunny always says.. "what a moran" *crunch**crunch* which is *crunch* I believe satire/parody.. *crunch* Every one gets the rest right? *crunch* I don't have to actually call him a idiot do I? *crunch* He covered that on his own right? *crunch**crunch*

  • @HowDaWorldTwerks I nearly just wet myself from laughing at your response. Truly epic.

  • @HowDaWorldTwerks plus moron rhymes with Qur'an =D 

  • As a general rule, if you have to explain a statement is sarcasm, it means you missed the mark. Congrats on the beard... my commiserations to your face. Make sure you take vitamin D supplements. :)

  • This is a parody, right? You don't seriously look like that do you? Are you trying to remain anonymous? You can barely be seen.

  • @OrthodoxAtheist No, this is exactly how I look. Atheists ARE smarter than theists, thanks for showing up and demonstrating that (obvious sarcasm to most probably won't be obvious to you, so to let you know, this was sarcasm.)

  • "In the beautiful garden of wisdom, Islam is nothing but a deadly, invasive weed.

    Rather than offering up ten thousand prayers for peace and harmony in the world, it would be better simply to outlaw the one Satanic evil of Islam".

    Come my non muslim brother and sisters, let us gather the rocks of truth, logic and reason - for with them as our ammunition, we can stone the illegitimate bastard son of islam to death.

  • Don't forget about the oppression of women in the Christians countries too!

  • These guys are funny.There actually the opposite,but it's well made.Fuck Allah.

  • Doesn't really undermine Condell by showing that, whatever he says, his followers actually ARE racist ?

  • Condell Islam's greatest recruiter

  • It's a Muppet Heeeeyy cool

  • The cat was lunch btw.

  • lol,,vbery good,,,i know you,,,you are tony blair on acid

  • All the shit you said is pretty low when you consider, the millions, yes you can look it up, of innocent muslims killed by the external, non muslim forces. Also, it easy to point out all the muslim killings, when there are non muslims murdering in America and Europe everyday... You guys are so deluded, wake up people, what you think is happening is actually the other way around!

  • @R0kmyS0X

    Actually, more muslims died at Muslim hand than by any other peoples. For example, the most common target of suicide bombers in Iraq, Pakistan, etc, are other muslims.

  • @shihouka So whats the threat?

  • @R0kmyS0X

    Threat from whom?  From Taliban or from Saddam?

    Wait, you are actually trying to imply that USA is fighting muslims? Oh dear...

  • @shihouka threat from muslims... there is none if they are killing each other as you say they are. Oh and heads up, if 10 percent of muslims killed 30 ppl in a suicide bombing, the world would be extinct. So i don't think there is any threat, you ppl are just brainwashed.

  • @R0kmyS0X

    Which muslims? Hello?

    And yes, Sunnis and Shiites are killing each other. Americans are a nice bonus. Considering Saudi & co are asking USA to attack Iran, you aren't even making any sense...

  • Ha! Nice sarcasm. Love the cat, too!

  • @v12seo I love my muslim cock! I'll blow you little brown tootsie roll for free if you can cum over!!! haahaaaa! I'm an old man that can really blow you choad mate!! Especially when I take my false teeth out!!! mmmmmmm!

    You in Ippswich any chance??

  • ackmeds mom has got it going on

    she prays to islam and she does ramadam 

  • women are important

  • haha very funny

  • Lmao.....abu you are the greatest....allah will give you 72 virgins with no hair!

  • @MrMullahOmar forget the virgins sweety, I'll have you!!! You have a little brown willy for an old toothless fag to wrap his gums around lad!!! haaahaaa! Then you can bend over and return the favor!!!! mmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!

  • does anyone else think this guy looks like an ewok?

  • what you say is tragic, but i just can't stop laughing.

  • WTF?!?!? weirdo!

    good for a laugh!!!

  • I always believe that the more conservative the religion, the more bigotry, sexism and hate is promoted.

    In the Muslim world however only men benefits from the belief that's why most of them turn as motivators of terrorists like Al-Awlaki. The women however are subjugated and are forced to wear some veil to protect their shits and to show men as superior.

    I'd rather fight for my freedom than letting them force their stupid beliefs on me.

  • Thumbs up for the satire; not bad for a one man show. We all need to discuss these issues, while freedom yet exists to do so.

  • you are vere bad iam muslim im not like you :(

  • hahahahhah!

  • I AM GONNA RIP YOUR FUCKEN FACE OFF AND SMASH YOUR FUCKEN BRAINS IN!!!

  • haha fuck fr christmas its fr eed

  • HAHAHA 

  • Dressing up in black face? How quaint in a jim crow bigot kind of way. It's also odd that you condemn people for condemning Pat Condell's bigotry because it takes away from condemning Islamic extremism...yet Pat himself has not directly condemned any of the events you've mentioned. In fact Pat is advocating anti-Islamic draconian laws that mirror in many ways those of the countries you wish to be condemned. You realize of course that Muslims don't all have dark skin.

  • @verstwo2 I thought it was just as stupid Pat talked about banning an article of clothing as everyone else wasting time talking about such a trivial issue when there are more important things going on. There wasn't any bigotry intended here, I mean to make a relevant comparison, someone who dresses up as a doctor in a TV show isn't discriminating against doctors. Its just playing a part.

  • @HowDaWorldTwerks - As someone who has been critical of Pat for a while here. I think it is possible to have more effect on those around you (culturally) then those in a 'far away' land. OF course I'm against atrocities in the Islamic world (and anywhere for that matter) but my time and energy is better spent trying to influence those who I have a slight possibility of influencing, rather then those who do not even speak the same language as I.

  • @verstwo2 Sometimes polemic and emotional, i havn´t heard bigotry from Pat Condell. Have you actually read up on Islam? It is a socio-political ideology so extreme that it includes religion among the aspects of life it insists on controlling.

    To treat it as just another religion among others is ignorant and ridiculous. This nonsense should simply no longer be acceptable from educated people.

  • @mossfitz - I'm no fan of Islam....however,I realize that Islam is an idea and not a result of genetics or geography. Not all muslims are Arabs, have dark skin, or dress in middle eastern garb. On the filp side,not all Arabs, dark skined people, or those in middle eastern garb are musilms. To paint them as such is bigoted as it plays up and reinforces negitive stereotypes. Furthermore,Islamic sects can interpert their scripture differently, cherry picking, just like the christians and jews.

  • @verstwo2 Why is it, when someone don't like what you say, they try and toss in red herrings. "Jim Crow" "Bogot". Content idiot. "You realize of course that Muslims don't all have dark skin.", neither do all black people, so what the fuck does painting your face have to do with black people OR Jim Crow laws? Not a fucking thing.

    Of course you didn't come here for content...you came here to slander a guy who dressed the part, while speaking the truth. SNL does it all the time..context idiot.

  • @chiefkyle1 - "so what the fuck does painting your (black/brown) face have to do with black people OR Jim Crow laws?"

    - Is that a real question? Your arrogant ignorance of recent history is disturbing.

  • @verstwo2 Let me ask the question but in big print so you can't deliberately misconstrue what I am asking.

    WHAT DOES A MAN DRESSING UP TO PLAY A MUSLIM, HAVE TO DO WITH JIM CROW SOUTH, BIGOTRY, OR RACISM?

    Answer is nothing. If dressing up / putting on makeup to do a skit is racist, then every movie / comedy show, would therefor by proxy be a "Jim Crow - Racism loving bigoted program out to get black people." Even if the shows have nothing to do with black people. Leftist thinking.

  • @verstwo2 You're all a bunch of stupid hypocrites the pat haters and the pat supporters alike.

  • Wow, you really are an utter cock.

  • @gabiotta Why do you say that? I'm interested if someone who could make such an insightful comment could also state the position this video took on said issue. Bet you can't.

  • @HowDaWorldTwerks

    Position? I'm sorry, i stopped listening as soo as i realised that you were just a nobhead in a blatantly racist fancy dress costume. If you want to be taken seriously or take part in an adult conversation then you are going to have stop behaving like a prick first.

    Do you understand? Probably not.

  • @gabiotta Quit trolling. Obviously you are parodying a generic politicially correct vlogger who feels the need to fight for "justice" and regurgitate the same things others have already said over and over again. Although I do appreciate the cause, those people need to get off their high horse and stop taking everything so seriously, so keep up the good work soldier, the world does need to be a less boring place.

  • @HowDaWorldTwerks

    Sigh...

  • @gabiotta In all seriousness, people express points differently, and if you can't look past the color of someones facepaint, you are no less the bigot that you labeled me as without even trying to see what was going on. Sometimes points aren't as easy to get as "omg. facepaint. racist. nothing of value here" BTW, the point of this video was how utterly stupid it was that EVERYONE, including Pat, wasted their time talking about the burka when so many others things were more important.

  • shareef don,t like it , rock the kasbah , rock the kasbah ...

  • Big hairy anglo-saxon orange monkey man causes havoc at celtic jude blood funeral.

    Watch out for the irish catholic protestant conspiracy to blow up the world. They're coming for you muslims. dumbass yanks and fucking monkey israeli fake jews

    1988 The Milltown Massacre

    watch?v=DCfjifKmk2U

  • jihad the pussy cat

  • great videos man..keep it up !!

  • Please Stop Trolling & Making Lies

    This is what Researchers & Christian Conservative Theologians who have studied Islam have to say

    deccanchronicle. com/op-ed/beauty-islam-486

    pbs. org/wgbh/globalconnections/mid­east/themes/religion/index.htm­l

    bbc. co. uk/religion/religions/islam

    94% of ALL Terrorists NOT Muslim

    loonwatch. com/2010/01/not-all-terrorists­-are-muslims

    loonwatch. com/2010/01/terrorism-in-europ­e

    christiananswers. net/q-eden/Allah.html

    geocities. com/Athens/Agora/4229/jam.html

  • FANTASTIC VIDEO!!!!

    WELL DONE. Telling the TRUTH about islam will save us from this fascist regime.

    Thanks for this.

  • BRAIN WASHED TO FOLLOW !!MATE ,,VERY GOOD VIDEO

  • LOL WHO IS THIS NUT

  • LMAO!

  • Is that a black face? :O

  • Who the fuck is this guy, no one gives a shit what u say!

  • " shit the bed " ..looks like he's been sucking on a magnet , and dipping his chin i a bowl of iron fileings

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!! I love it. HAHA!

  • f**kin hell ! its " rasta claus " ... pmsl

  • @shaunthesheep1960 Funny comment LOL... Rasta Claus!

  • lol. Where did you buy that beard?? I want one! hahaha, you almost got the accent right, but it sounds like an indian english accent and not an arabic english accent.

  • Interrupted by cat.

  • HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHA Arabic Santa?

  • UKIP are libertarian death penalty loving anti-science pro-corporal punishment delluded about Britain's place in the modern world and are linked to the Church. To vote on a single issue is unpragmatic, its a wasted vote. You might as well vote a religious extremist, its the same outcome. BNP is at least fairly socialist, if your going to vote on immigration issues alone they're a better party. UKIP should've got more MPs if england was a real democracy bur Republicans still get votes.

  • UKIP has banning the Burka as one of its major policies. I don't oppose it, the ban hasn't quelled religious abuse in countries its enacted in, it seems designed to appeal to right wingers more than anything, and i can't see how it would achieve any wider goals, but its not something to oppose - to worship 'freedom' of dress is as bad as a 'free market,' ignores social forces making people harm themselves. That said, don't vote how the world works level libertarian insanity (vote UKIP) over it.

  • UKIP has banning the Burka as one of its major policies. I don't oppose it, the ban hasn't quelled religious abuse in countries its enacted in, it seems designed to appeal to right wingers more than anything, and i can't see how it would achieve any wider goals, but its not something to oppose - to worship 'freedom' of dress is as bad as a 'free market,' ignores social forces making people harm themselves. That said, don't vote how the world works level libertarian insanity (vote UKIP) over it.

  • Lol, this is great. I sure hope you didn't get many death threats, notice I said many, not none, but you know how it goes with criticising Islam, they go ape shit.

  • what a stupid arsehole

  • Man you should be wearing a fucking burqa!

  • fuck off

  • i find it amazingly funny that you can actually BUY these beards #LOL

  • omg this can't be true... shave yourself or go back to the stone age please.....

  • pat condell for president. his first job should be to whack all you cave monkey towelheads.

  • awwww... how cuuutee... and actor who thinks he knows what real life is like as a muslim... i will pray for you, my little boy.

  • I really luled :D Good sarcasm!

  • ROFL is that beard real ROFL & you can even laugh at yourself... ROFL & mohammads cat is also is in on it :) The cat would agree.. keep laughing

  • Abu, Islam and U can SUCK MY DICK.

  • Hahaha ..u look like a monkey.. don't you shave..disgusting ? lols

  • Abu is mentally ill......hope he gets help.

  • Allah---again, is embarrassed by the actions and response of this clown. islam is obviously for weak minded people who have no ability to reason.

    This video validates my observations.

  • I full heartily disagree with your message, but i gotta say nice beard :) its impressive.

    to islam haters out there. Where these atrocities take place theres no seperation of church and state, plus a lot of what gets blamed on islam is actually local customs.

    Female genital mutilation isn't actually an islamic practice, its a cultural practice. Unlike male genital mutilation which is a jewish, christian religious practice..