"We wish you a very......pleasant journey" That action was sooo weird and looked so awkward. If we are going to make a joke of ourselves, at least do it properly.
This had so much sexual innuendo in it it was unreal - and the other nations were completely oblivious to it! haha I think that's what make this whole competition such a joke. We should just go in doing filth-ridden sexual songs and laugh in the face of the rest of them. We're never going to win again so there's no point making an effort.
best song i can remember we had was in 2006 daz sampson- teenage life.....it had sumfin 2 it tht made u like it whereas this piece of shit jus makes u embarrased of ur fukin country
I remember when this was on my dad and I were in hysterics over the really gay man 'Would you like some salted nuts sir?', 'Would you like something to SUCK ON before landing?'
It was a poor song, but Britain won't win anyway. Its too political these days in Europe with the eastern block countries all voting for their neighbours. The UK doesn't have any friends in Europe these days!!! Labour government has seen to that!!!
"Would you like something to suck on " is this allowed in Eurovision top lyrics great fun song were never gonna win this contest unless we sing in a foreign language.
go to about 3:05 "would you like something to suck on sir"
benhivegi 4 months ago
Would you like something to suck on sir?
Dendiol 9 months ago 2
I like they mentioned Helsinki! :D
m4yflower 9 months ago
i really liked this!?
barnwellbabz 10 months ago
OH MY GOD, WE R TOO COOL 4 SCHOOL :/ kill me now!
welshygirl08 10 months ago
@welshygirl08 I wouldn't say 'too cool for school'...the year before was school haha
saffronwentworth 10 months ago
@saffronwentworth i was being sarcastic....
welshygirl08 10 months ago
@welshygirl08 lol either way its a terrible song!
saffronwentworth 10 months ago
imperialist bastards.
oguncak 11 months ago
"We wish you a very......pleasant journey" That action was sooo weird and looked so awkward. If we are going to make a joke of ourselves, at least do it properly.
Gavin17259 11 months ago
lots of subliminal messages here..
mopsy2008 1 year ago
they were actually i real band even before this
zachottie2 1 year ago
if the women were topless we would definetly win lol
Xsuperman939X 1 year ago
maybe if they added some skirt ripping, could the problem be its not cheesy enough?
hana198624 1 year ago
This had so much sexual innuendo in it it was unreal - and the other nations were completely oblivious to it! haha I think that's what make this whole competition such a joke. We should just go in doing filth-ridden sexual songs and laugh in the face of the rest of them. We're never going to win again so there's no point making an effort.
falafelhotdog 1 year ago 2
I can't believe they did this! How embarrassing looking back. They've got better recently but this is awful, i'm not surprised we never win!
Trishaa66 1 year ago
best lyric "Higher than Amsterdam hahaha they no it and i do 2 amsterdam the place 2 be :D
bensharkey69 1 year ago
'pull firmly on the red chord and blooooow'
'would you like something to suck on for the landing'
the dancing. this is just.....
no words to describe it........
Mintyboy4 1 year ago 4
I wish their plane will crash.
ilmari744 1 year ago
Captain, STFU!
ilmari744 1 year ago
best ... song ... ever
rh5071 1 year ago
shocking behaviour, all the talent in britain and this is what we had
InterpolMatar 1 year ago
This truly hit rock bottom xD It's on par with Dustin the Turkey...no, worse lol. This is just an embarrassment.
Dracilla112 2 years ago
I swear this was better before?
RetroTakeover 2 years ago
would you like something to suck on for landing sir (winks) LOL
irelandsxc 2 years ago 2
oh, this makes me proud to be british. honestly.............................
anyone know what the commentator was saying at the end? i'd love to know haha
Hannieexx01 2 years ago
it was crap wen i first herd it. it was crap on the eurovision. n its still crap now
BABYFACEBEASTIE 2 years ago
FUKIN hILLARIOUS... ITS LIKE AN UNDER 18 PORN :)
xxlaurax2k7xx 2 years ago 4
oh. my. god. kill. me. please.
PinkBabeOx 2 years ago 2
best song i can remember we had was in 2006 daz sampson- teenage life.....it had sumfin 2 it tht made u like it whereas this piece of shit jus makes u embarrased of ur fukin country
tutferduil 2 years ago
It is like something from a 1980's British Airways TV advert
AndrewUK1987 2 years ago
oh god...
mikeyboy9970 2 years ago
u could tell this is british
SamJGranger 2 years ago
With the big dock of Union Jack behind them? lol at least we CAN take the piss out of ESC - and we do it in style hehe
leeleemc 2 years ago
do we actually ever try to win?
sammyboi206 2 years ago 2
lol Aqua-wannabes!
Wrestlemania0fan 2 years ago
no wonder we never win :(
dannychacey 2 years ago 2
i would die of mortification after that shocking song and its performannce
wizzabelle 2 years ago
Hahahah, the men are so camp in this.
"Would you like some salted nuts?"
To be frankly honest, no.
katylikesscarymovies 2 years ago 3
I dont want them to fly the flag for the UK?!
licklestar05 2 years ago
ahhh! how could we even raise our heads after this performance. Sir Andrew and Jade did amzing!
woop woop!
oOofranisinluvoOo 2 years ago
I remember when this was on my dad and I were in hysterics over the really gay man 'Would you like some salted nuts sir?', 'Would you like something to SUCK ON before landing?'
Christ almighty.
sodiumchloride123 2 years ago 3
a verrry pleeasurable journey!
oOofranisinluvoOo 2 years ago
thats soo cheesy :L
we should win tonight tho :D
Alleaucarrefour 2 years ago
they couldnt sing tbf.
jade should get us some points this year, its something different
SM062K8 2 years ago
It was a poor song, but Britain won't win anyway. Its too political these days in Europe with the eastern block countries all voting for their neighbours. The UK doesn't have any friends in Europe these days!!! Labour government has seen to that!!!
andymxxxx 2 years ago
This is a joke. Maybe we should get Mr Bean to sing next time.
zBloodD3monz 2 years ago 29
we wont ever win even if mickeal jackson performed for us, its all political and a load of bollocks, no one likes the british
NathBoiVinny 2 years ago
Some of the words are dodgy
simsprincess3 2 years ago
Ladies and Gentlemen, your exits are here, here and here...
"Great stuff! Fuck this I'm off!"
Seriously tho, gd song, deserved better!
leeleemc 2 years ago
does anyone seriously think that Britain enter eurovision to win??
if we win we have to host it the next year
scottishlowoflow 2 years ago
we are never going to win, all our entrance's are really embarrasing and shite x]
bigj555 2 years ago
"Would you like something to suck on " is this allowed in Eurovision top lyrics great fun song were never gonna win this contest unless we sing in a foreign language.
vandrossfan 2 years ago
ahahaha.
agreed.
JENJENJENJENJENJENxo 2 years ago
Why not put up a scottish act sometime, the english are clearly useless at this
Mikeofdundee1987 2 years ago
A complete pisstake! Love it!
supervixen6 3 years ago 2
if greece put this song in they would of won
snubbiesluver15 3 years ago
GREAT stage graphics! crap song
realistESCfan 3 years ago
I think this was great!! GO SCOOCH!! =]
jadeandrach 3 years ago
Oh come on, this was top class! :p
Very catchy, sadly.
This should have been cheesy enough to win.
Except no one likes UK.
xdeepinthoughtx 4 years ago 15
It is because of such cheesy music the world hates the British.
warriorprince1010 3 years ago
not one of our best entries, but we have had worse (Jemini for example)
mjpc121 4 years ago 2
nil points lol
simsprincess3 2 years ago